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Anyway, here’s WonderRAW.

This week’s report brought to you by Riley Reid biting my girlfriend’s ass!

RAW starts with a beautiful Memorial Day tribute. On a brief, yet serious note, thank you to all that are currently serving and all of those that have died for a country that seemingly gets shittier every year in the grand scheme of things, yet tighter and more beautiful in the smallest of pockets, such as this little cesspool of wrestling fans known as 411mania.com

RAW starts proper with Braun, the embody of America in more ways than one.

Braun stands in the middle of the ring and looks up at the briefcase. When he sees it, he says he gets motivated because he knows there’s a contract inside that guarantees him a title shot at any time at any arena in the entire world. At Money in the Bank, he destroys seven other men, then he climbs to the top of the ladder and takes the briefcase, then he will be known as Mr. MITB, but also as Mr. Monster in the Bank. Who writes this?
Who is going to stop him? Not The Miz, not Bobby Roode, not Balor, not a single member of the New Day, Rusev, Owens, no one. He’s taking the briefcase and cashing in and Brock is going to get these hands.
In comes Balor who says that Braun is getting ahead of himself. Finn was the very first Universal Champion, and he never lost the title. He’ll be honest, this eats at him every single day. He is determined to get to the top. Finn says come Sunday, it will be every man for themselves. Braun says Finn has a lot of fight in him for a little guy. Finn then slaps Braun in the face. Braun grabs him and tosses Finn all the way across the ring. Finn rolls to the outside. Braun is about to beat some more ass, but Angle’s music hits and he comes out. Angle is sure to pause for a bit to point along to the crowd chanting YOU SUCK.

Angle wants to know if the crowd wants to see Finn vs Braun again. Angle brings out a ref, and it’s goin down.

Match 1: Finn Balor vs Braun Strowman

We start with Braun tossing Finn like a coaster in a bar. Braun misses a right in the corner and a splash in the other corner, but catches Finn in the middle of the ring and hits a right to the gut. Oh, Kevin Owens is on commentary, by the way. Braun hits a headbutt to the head. Bobby Roode is watching backstage while Owens talks about being the best and no one wanting to be in the ring with him and ladders. Braun tosses Finn into the corner back-first, hard. Braun with a knee. Braun goes for a splash, but Finn lifts his feet and kicks Braun away. Finn with a right elbow to the face of the ropes, but Braun no-sells it and clubs the chest down hard. Braun with a kick to the chest. Balor stands only for Braun to hit a hard right to knock him back down. Braun pins with a boot on the chest for 1..2..NO! Braun with a whip to the corner. Balor drops down chest first as Braun yells at him from above. Balor is up. Dropkick. Kicks to the thigh, but Braun catches the last kick and boots him back down hard.

Kevin Owens is on the mic now, and tells Braun to stay on Balor, and to show us he is the monster among men. Owens tells Braun he can do better than that.

After a commercial break, we see Balor getting his ass handed to him some more. A step-up Enziguri is stopped by Braun, and Finn ends up on the outside of the ring. Braun leaves the ring as well, and starts the engine. He rushes the corner and hits a shoulder tackle so hard that Finn is lifted up and over the barricade. Balor is albe to get the upper hand by kicking Braun out of the ring after this only for Owens to get on the mic and give Balor some pumping up as well, saying he is an extraordinary man and bla bla bla. Balor with an enziguri with Braun on the apron. He hits the ropes and flips over the top rope right onto Braun. Balor celebrates but Braun is up immediately and sends Finn into the ring. Balor hits a slingblade. Dropkick to Braun. Braun hits the corner. Balor with a stomp to the back of the head of Braun. Balor back up top. Bruan is down! Balor with the Coup De Grace! Balor, instead of pinning, hits the top rope again. But KEVIN OWENS is there to give a right hand to Balor!!!!

Owens causes the DQ.

Winner:
This was mostly a squash match, and not nearly as quality as last week.
Match Quality: *1/2
Personal Enjoyment: *1/2
Total Rating: **

Owens on the outside, lifts the apron. He grabs a ladder and hits Balor with it in the gut. He slides the ladder into the ring. Braun is up! He sends Owens to the outside. Braun grabs the ladder and tosses it out of the ring towards Owens. Owens stands and runs all the way to the back. Braun stands proudly.

Quick shoutout to El Atomico’s Grandma Dorothy who passed away. May you rest in peace while we do what we can to be better people down here.

Who am I kidding…we’re all shit heads.

A preview for Total Bellas shows Nikki saying that she had to pretend she was with John even though she wasn’t, and this made her feel like she was living in a fake life. Nikki Bella saying she feels like she’s living in a fake life makes me laugh…

So Owens is backstage with a suitcase on wheels that appears very empty. Owens asks a valet to get the keys to the grey car nearby. He screams to the valet to get the keys. Angle is here, who wonders where Owens is going. Owens says it’s Memorial Day. Angle says Owens doesn’t care about that stuff and says owens has a match tonight against Roode.

Elias is in the middle of the ring to sing a little jingle. He asks Lance to bring the vocals up. I don’t know who Lance is, but he’s doing great. Good job Lance. Elias asks for complete silence. Elias then says he will sit here all night until he could hear a pin drop. Thousands of pins drop unheard. They are sad.

A commercial break cuts Elias off for a bit.

We return to Elias still in the ring saying that we need to hear this song tonight. He is going to give us a chance. He needs everyone to shut their mouths, it’s simple.

Seth Rollins interrupts. Hes all Red Ranger’d out. Michael Cole wishes him a happy birthday. Seth Rollins enters the ring. Elias stands up. Seth grabs the chair and tosses it out of the ring, then holds his hand out, pointing in the direction he wants Elias to leave. The crowd chants LEAVE and Elias obliges.

Match 2: Intercontinental Championship Match
Jinder Mahal vs Seth Rollins

Rollins rushes Jinder immediately. He hits a crossbody off the ropes then some mounted punches. Jinder rolls to the outside Seth with a dive over the top rope onto Jinder.

We Return from a commercial and Jinder is in control. He hits a side suplex into a pin for 1..2..NO! Jinder gets an abdominal stretch in. He punches the side a few times then locks the hold in again. Jinder releases the hold then stomps Seth down hard. Jinder waits for Seth to stand, then rushes the corner for a clothesline. Seth ducks and locks the body, then sends Jinder into the 2nd post headfirst. Seth with a slingblade. He sends Jinder to the outside Seth hits the ropes. Suicide Dive to Jinder! Seth lands on his feet and struggles a bit with his mid section, but there’s a kid in the crowd that treats Seth like he’s Rocky, and the kid is Mick! Seth sends Jinder into the ring. Blockbuster from Rollins! Cover for 1..2…NO!! Mahal is up and counters with a Firemans. He hits a gut buster to Seth! Pin for 1.2…NO!!! Jinder locks up with a half nelson, but Seth rolls out. Kick to the chest. Seth goes for a stomp, but Jinder blocks and he’s back up. He sends Seth over his head, kick from Seth. Pin for 1..2….NO!! Kick to the face! Falcon Arrow! Pin for 1..2..NO!!! Rollins with a kip up! Kick from Seth. He hits the ropes for a stomp, but Senor Singh grabs the boot! Jinder rolls to the outside. The ref notices Singh, and kicks him out of the match! Jinder has a chair!!! He hits Seth with the chair.! He rushes in the ring. Jinder covers! 1….2….NO!!!!! Seth kicks out! Rollins with a stomp attempt but Singh is on the apron!!! Kick to Jinder! Seth grabs Sunil. Buckle Bomb into Jinder!
Seth is in the corner. He notices the chair outside. Seth heads out to grab it. Seth rushes in the ring and smacks Jinder across the back with a chair, which calls for the DQ.

Winner:
Good Guy Seth gets an ok match outta Jinder.
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Another smack to Jinder by Seth. Seth leaves the ring with the chair and attacks Jinder at the bottom of the apron. A chair shot to the back, another to the gut. Sunil grabs the leg, but Seth smacks him with the chair to the back yet again. Jinder runs to the back.

Seth stands atop the announce booth and holds the chair up in the air. Out of nowhere, Elias runs up behind him and smacks him with a guitar shot! Hahaha. Nice.

After a brief montage of the WWE Superstars celebrating America, we see an Iowa boy chasing an Indian king with a chair.

So apparently the guitar shot caused a hell of a fall, as Seth gets the full stretcher job. Seth asks the EMTs for a minute and tries to stand. Jamie Noble tells him to SET DOWN NOW, and I miss that little Redneck. Seth is seated up, neckbrace still on. The crowd hilarious starts singing Happy Birthday to You. Hahahaha. Seth stands, and he is helped to the back by Noble and Co.

Nia is here. She isn’t like most girls.

Her music is cut off by Ronda Rousey’s music! Nia isn’t even all the way to the ring yet, and she rolls her eyes as Ronda’s music play. Nia is noticeably bothered as she enters the ring, and Ronda heads to the announce booth.

Nia grabs a mic, and tells Ronda that she is glad Ronda came out for this. There’s a girl in the middle of the ring. Nia tells the chick to try the arm bar on her, and Nia escapes and drops the girl. She then tells the girl, Michelle Webb to try and attack again. Nia on the mic, tells Ronda that she could easily end this, but she won’t. Nia hits a leg drop. She gets the mic, tells Ronda she could count to 10, 30, 40, whatever. She says that Ronda never faced anything like this in the UFC. She says that this leg could crush a woman’s chest, but something else could, too. She hits a rolling senton to Webb then grabs the mic. Ronda says she definitely hasn’t seen anything like Nia. Nia says that this girl seemingly needs some assistance, probably the same that Ronda will need come MitB. Nia then invites Ronda down to the ring to help her. The ref tries to help Webb, but Nia yells at him not to as she wants Ronda to come help.

Ronda removes the headset and heads down the ramp as Nia says we gotta give the people what they want. The crowd chants for Ronda, and Nia tells them that Ronda knows her name and can shut up now. Oh, so Nia is heel again? Oh, ok.

Nia then looks at Ronda and says that this is the intimidating look that she’s heard so much about? Nia says she’s not intimidated, and finds it quite humorous. She calls Ronda cute, then turns her back on her. Nia laughs it off as she leaves the ring.

Who writes this shit?

Match 3: Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt vs The Ascension

There’s a whole lotta weird in the ring right now…

Wyatt and Viktor to start. Lockup and Viktor hits a right elbow then a side headlock. Viktor holds the ropes, hits an elbow, and Wyatt drops to his back. He hits the spiderwalk, and Viktor screams at him. Bray is up with a tackle. He sends Viktor chest first into the corner then tags in Matt. Whip into Viktor then Matt drops him and pins with a 1..2…NO!! Viktor attacks Matt in the corner with some stomps. Tag to Conor, and he has a hold on Matt. Matt elbows out and turns into a side headlock. Back suplex from Matt, but Conor continues the hold and nearly gets a pin, but Matt gets the shoulders up. Conor releases and hits some right hands. Whip to Matt and Matt bounces out hard. Matt with a gut attack, but Conor with a side headlock takedown. Tag to Viktor. Tag to Wyatt. Wyatt sends Conor off the apron. Hit to the middle and Viktor kicks out of the corner, then eats a hard clothesline. Senton to Viktor and a pin for 1….2..NO!! Conor is in, then Hardy. They tussle to the outside. Wyatt hits a Uranage to Viktor.

Wyatt in the corner, tag from Matt. They grab Viktor as a team. Kiss of Deletion to Viktor and a pin for 1..2…3!!!

Winners: Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt
The match was, admittedly, better than I thought it was gonna be.
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Backstage, Bo and Axel are with Angle and call the celebration Matt and Bray had as amateurish. Axel says they are ready for a tag team title shot. Angle says 2 wins is great, but it was the same team. Axel wonders what’s with “this guy, man!” Haha. Angle says that he can’t allow them to leap frog over everyone. Bo says they’ve gotta convince all the other teams to let them get a shot. They need their blessing. Bo says in order to get this, they’ve gotta give the other tag teams to win them over. So, he’ll send all of the teams an invitation to the B Team Memorial Day BBQ Event tonight.

Backstage, Ruby Riott gives us a close up of her face that nobody has asked for. Anyways, her and the other two are ruining the locker room with lipstick and stuff. Its another cell phone promo, so I hate it, naturally.

Glorious.

Match 4: Kevin Owens vs Bobby Roode

So the guys lock up, right? They do this whole you betta, I’m betta ting, and the big one, he gets the upper hand, ya see? He sends ol orange and cut down to da mat then grabs his melon while the crowd chants who knows what. Big guy Owens sends the tall Oompa Loompa down then hits dem ropes and gets sent back down too. They do some flippy stuff in the corner but Owens give him a fist fulla knuckles and nearly hits the powabomb but misses. Roode sends Owens to the outside, and Owens clips the legs from unda-neath Roode. Big ol sammich of a man Owens rolls into the ring to stop the one two tree then hits a cannonball into the barricade. Waawooooah.

Back from a break, and Owens misses a senton as Roode Rolls out of the Way. Roode with a right. Another. Roode with boots out of the corner. Blockbuster and a cover for 1..2..NO!!! Roode a clothesline and a cover for 1..2..NO! Roode goes to the top rope, and Owens crotches him. What I mean is that he trips his leg up enough for Roode to fall down hard on his testicles while still seated on the top rope. It’s actually pretty common. Anyway, Roode headbutts Owens back down and flies fro mthe top rope with a clothesline. Roode waits for Owens to stand, but owens rolls to the outside. Roode follows him and hits a clothesline on the ramp. They get back in the ring and OWens hits a super kick. Owens is up first and he grabs the head, sends Roode int othe ropes, goes for the Pop Up, but Roode hops over and lands on his knee.
Roode goes for a sunset, but Owens locks the legs and gets a pin for 1..2…3!!!

Winner:
Kinda meh
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Owens backs up the ramp, and Braun;s music hits! He comes down and Owens heads to the ring. Braun hits him with a tackle as Roode celebrates nearby. Running Powerslam as Roode cheers on Strowman. Roode sits on the top buckle and calls for another one. Braun with another powerslam to Owens. Roode holds his hands high behind Braun. Braun turns. GOOZLE. Powerslam to Roode as well.

Tonight, we get a public apology from Sami Zayn

He comes out to minor fanfare and wants to get serious for a second here. Last week did not go as he hoped. He has a written statement. He says some perceived it to be insensitive and in poor taste. Social media reaction was swift and unkind, and it was called brutal and cringeworthy, and one person said they were embarrassed to be a fan of Sami Zayn. A 30 year old man who lives with his parents told him that Sami should be ashamed of himself. Sami says he lied. He folds the note. He says that the girls last week were not Bobby Lashley’s real sisters. In fact, they were men that he hired to have a little fun. He was only here to entertain and inform and not to provoke, so he wants to say to everyone, he is….sorry. HOWEVER, everything he said last week was true. Everything that happened last week was rooted in reality, and he doesn’t expect any of us to get it. History will look back on last week very favorably and there is also no doubt that….no, Sami is the one doing the right thing, speaking the truth, exposing Lashley for lying, and he is the one catching a case for it? So if anyone wants to be sorry, it’s each of us who should be sorry to him. We should all be apologizing to him because he deserves better and more. Sami deserves to be in the ladder match. He should be facing Seth for the IC Title instead of apologizing in front of a repulsive crowd.

Lashley has had enough. He says that Memorial Day is a special day for families like his. To everyone who has had members in the military, he salutes and thanks them. He then looks to Sami and says its good to see him again. He then says that his sisters think Sami is quite entertaining. That was fun last week, but it gets old really fast. Lashley can see that there is an issue here, so why not settle it in the ring at Money in the Bank. What do ya say, Sami?

Lashley extends his hand, but Sami isn’t down. Lashley says to do the right thing and back up that trash talk. Shake Lashley’s hand. Sami shakes it and says no problem. Sami then says that at MitB, he’s going to Helluva Kick that smile right off his stupid face. Lashley will not release the hand shake. He then squeezes the hand so hard and badly that Sami cringes down to his knees. Lashley finally releases and smiles.

Mickie Pheonix cuts a cell phone promo from backstage.

Drew McIntyre is here with Douche Ziggler.

Match 5: Drew McIntyre vs Chad Gable

Gable feels out then shoots the leg, but Drew tosses him aside. Go behind and Drew hits an elbow to the face. He lifts up and just drops Chad down hard. Chop to the chest from Drew. Another. Drew with a hard slap. Gable gets Drew in the corner for some elbows but Drew hits a big boot as the ref holds Gable back. Drew mounts and hits a bunch of rights that we get to see from all angles cuz, Dunn. Drew drops Gable again. He then lifts him up like nothing and hits a sweet ass suplex and pin for 1..2..NO! Drew works the left arm. He then lifts and drops him back down, all while holding the arm still. Gable from behind, but Drew holds the ropes. He hits an elbow, grabs him, then tosses Gable aside. Drew takes Gable to the tope rope. Gable knocks him off. Moonsault from Gable! Pin for 1..2..NO!!!! Drew sends him to the outside. Drew leaves the ring as well and rushes into an elbow. Another elbow from Gable. He ducks a hold then rolls forward with a kick. Gable is lifted, lands on the apron, kicks, then heads to the 2nd rope and dives, only for Drew to catch him! Drew just tosses Gable into the ring post!

Drew lifts Gable and sends him into the ring. Drew with a Claymore kick! Pin for 1..2…3!!!!

Winner: Drew McIntyre
Gable is great. Drew is too.
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

We return to the show with the bbq in the middle of the ring. Axel and Bo try and talk to the teams but Titus says theres no ribs, no mac, no brisket, and none of this food is seasoned. Haha. Titus says there’s no way these guys are gonna just up and cut the whole division. Axel and Bo says yes in unison. Heath then tells Titus to look around, this is a feast. In W. Virginia, this would be like Thanksgiving. Look at Rhyno, he’s still eatin. This is some good food. One thing Heath does agree with is that these two will not be cutting any lines. Axel then says that they all agree? That they don’t deserve a shot? Fine…ok…then they’re taking all of the food back.

Axel starts grabbing plates from everyone. Titus then accidentally drops some pork n beans atop Bo. Fandango then rubs some potato salad onto Axel’s head. Then….

A food fight breaks out.

Rhyno is left in the ring by5 himself, eating sandwiches. He then tosses them into the crowd, and grabs a huge weiner. Axel and Bo enter the ring and kick Rhyno then set up a table. Double chokeslam to Rhyno into a table.

I should note that Michael Cole was snickering hysterically during the entire segment.

Backstage, Bo and Axel are upset. They tell Kurt that they gave all of these teams the finest food Richmond has to offer. Angle says next week, we’ll see a tag team battle royal, and the winners will face Bray and Matt for the titles. Axel hugs Angle in appreciation, leaving him covered in potatoes.

Bayley is first out for tonight’s Gauntlet match. Charley wonders what she is thinking now. Bayley says she’s never backed down from a fight, and she is bringing the fight to the Riott Squad, and to Dana, sometimes the numbers don’t add up. As for Mickie, she respects her, but Bayley has one thing on her mind. As for Sasha….the name on that contract doesn’t read Sasha, it reads Bayley.

Match 6: Women’s Gauntlet Match for MitB Spot
Bayley vs Sasha Banks vs Ruby Riot vs Mickie James vs Liv Morgan vs Sarah Logan vs Dana Brooke

Bayley and Liv Morgan to start. Liv misses a clothesline and Bayley hits a Bayley to Belly immediately. Pin for 1…2…3!!!!

Winner: Bayley

Sarah Logan is out next and she rushes Bayley. Bayley ducks a clothesline, locks up for a Bayley to Belly, but Logan hits some elbows, sending Logan to the outside. Bayley goes for a dropkick, but Logan catches her so Bayley hits a hurricanrana on the outside! Logan back in the ring. Bayley attacks, pins for 1..NO! Logan with an overhead suplex and a pin for 1..NO! Logan with a right hand to Bayley. Ember Moon is watching backstage. Logan slides with a knee to Bayley. Cover for 1..2.NO! Logan locks up from behind, lifts, and Bayley rolls her up for 1..2…3!!!

Winner: Bayley

Liv Morgan attacks Bayley immediately after the pin. Logan with a kick as Liv holds her. Logan with aheadbutt! Morgan with a knee! Ruby is out next, ready for that easy win.

Ruby slowly walks down the ramp with a grin.

We return from a break and Ruby has a chinlock on from behind. Bayley elbows out of it and gets a knee to the gut for her troubles. Whip to the corner and Bayley floats over the ropes. Right hand, she slides under the ropes into a pin for 1..NO! Ruby misses a clothesline. Side suplex. Bayley in the corner. She heads to the top rope, kicks Ruby away, but Ruby pulls her down by the arm. Ruby with a Riott Kick to Bayley, and she gets the pin for 1..2…3!!!

Winner: Ruby Riott

Dana Brooke is out to flex. She’s in no rush to get to the ring, it appears. She rolls into the ring and Ruby stomps her but gets sent into the corner head first. Ruby tries for another, Dana blocks and sends Ruby int othe corner. Right hands until the ref breaks it up. Ruby gets whipped into the corner, hard. Dana flips into a back elbow. Dana with a short clothesline and a pin for 1..2…NO! Dana grabs the left arm, goes for another, but Ruby with the Riott Kick and a pin for 1..2…3!!!!

Winner: Ruby Riott

Mickie James is out next,and this is her hometown, as is proven by her tossing up of the VA. She pulls Riot to the outsdie and kicks her hard in the stomach. Mickie cluns the back then sends Ruby back in the ring. Mickie on the apron as Ruby rolls back to the outside. She goes for a sloppy Thesz Press then sends Ruby back in the ring. Cover for 1..2..NO! Ruby with aback elbow out of the corner. She sends Mickie into the corner. Right hands over and over. Elbow to Mickie. Ruby runs into a back elbow and Mickie locks the head then hits a hurricanrana. Mickie with a dropkick. Mickie covers for 1..2..NO!! Ruby rolls to the outside.

We return and Mickie is getting her spots in. She hits a spin kick to the mid section then hits a flapjack. Kip up and the crowd loves it. Mickie points up to the briefcases. Mickie to the top rope. She dives with another Thesz Press. Cover for 1…2.NO! Mickie goes for the Mick Kick but misses. Riot goes for the Riot kick but misses. Mickie gets rolled up. Pin for 1..2..NO! Mickie goes for the DDT, but Ruby rolls her up and holds the tights for 1…2…3!!!

Winner: Ruby Riott

Sasha is in, backslide for 1….NO! Sasha with a whip, reversed, Sasha hops over and rolls Ruby up for 1…NO!!!! Sasha hops up on the corner, cross body into a pin for 1..2..NO!!! Sasha works the left arm. Ruby up and turns into the hold. She shoves Sasha away, holds her, but Sasha looks for the Bank Statement. Ruby holds the ropes. She grabs Sasha, sends Banks into the mat face first, and covers for 1..2..NO! Riot gets Banks in the corner. Stomps to Sasha. Ruby waits in the middle of the ring. Sasha saunters over to Riot. Ruby shoves Sasha’s face, trying to make this an epic back and forth, but Sasha has only been in the ring for like 2 minutes…. *eye roll*

Ruby covers for 1..2.NO! Ruby is up first. She lifts Sasha in the corner and hits a chop. Ruby runs right into a kick. Sasha locks the head and sends Ruby into the corner face first. Knee off the apron from Sasha. Sasha to the top rope. Knees to Ruby! Cover for 1..2….NO!!! Sasha rushes the corner for some knees, but Ruby moves. She lifts up, Sasha dodges, Locks the chin for Bank Statement, but Ruby with a back elbow. Ruby wants a monkey flip, but she uses the momentum off the ropes for a DDT! Cover for 1..2.NO!!! Kick to Sasha! Pin for 1..2…NO!!! Sasha is lifted and tries to fight Ruby off, but Ruby locks her up and places her on the top rope. Chop to the chest from Ruby. She goes up top as well. Ruby locks the head. Sasha locks her leg up. Elbows to the back of the head!!! Sasha slips under, she hits a knee! Sasaha goes for a powerbomb. HITS IT!!! Stacked pin!!! 1…2…NO!!! BANK STATEMENT!!! Liv Morgan is on the ropes! Logan tries to roll in.

Sasha kicks her off. Ruby rolls her up from behind. Pin for 1..2…NO!!! BANK STATEMENT!!! Ruby taps!

Winner: Sasha Banks
Matches like these make every wrestler look as if they can lose in 40 seconds and its not a big deal…
Match Quality: **1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **1/2
Total Rating: **1/2

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