411’s LIVE Raw Coverage 11.28.05: Eric Bischoff, Vinnie Mac, And Shane O’Mac

Cue Raw intro, cue pyros, cue Joey Styles welcoming us to Raw.

Eric Bischoff is in the center of the ring looking pissed off.

Eric: In just a moment I am going to – I’m gonna call every wrestler – who is under contract to Raw – who is back in that locker room – to come down to this ring because I am going to give them a piece of my mind. (BOOS) Because last night at Survivor Series – all of the Raw superstars – they let you people down. But more importantly they let me down. Which is why the first thing I did when I got to the building was put a big ass sign in all of the locker rooms and put everyone on notice that failures like last night at Survivor Series will not be tolerated! So with that in mind – with that in mind – I am ordering every one of the Raw superstars on the roster to get down to this ring and face the music.

(Nobody comes)

Eric: Is there some kind of audio problem? Get down here right now! Fine, you don’t want to come to me – I’m gonna come to you! I’m gonna fire the first person I see.

**NO CHANCE THAT’S WHAT YOU’VE GOT!**

Here is Vince McMahon. Looks like he is a face again? Vince walks like only Vince can walk, baby!

Vince: Uhh…did you say that you are going to fire the first person that you see? By the way, I’m Vince McMahon – I’m the Chairman of the board of the WWE, how you doing? And Eric – I don’t really want you to fire me you see, I love my job. I love this business. You see Eric – you’re not gonna fire me. You’re not gonna fire anybody! See Eric – the reason that these Raw superstars aren’t coming down here to your beckon call is because I told them they didn’t have to. Eric this isn’t about them – this is about you. Now you told me at Survivor Series that you had three goals you were going to accomplish. Number one you said that Team Raw was going to beat Team Smackdown and that didn’t happen did it, Eric? And then you said that you, Eric Bischoff, was going to single-handedly defeat Teddy Long of Smackdown. And that didn’t happen either did it? And what was that third goal – you said that Kurt Angle was going to defeat John Cena for the WWE Title. And that didn’t happen either Eric! You set these goals for yourself and then you fail to reach these goals so some people could construe that – that quite frankly – you’re a failure. Don’t get me wrong you’ve had a little bit of success here and there. You had a little run at WCW until you ran that into the ground. Then again you’ve had some success here on Raw – is that what’s gonna happen now Eric?

Eric: I think my record speaks for itself.

Vince: SHUT UP! Your record sucks! See Eric there’s an expression that perception is reality – perhaps you’ve heard me say that before. Let me say that again – perception is reality. So therefore if these people perceive you to be a failure then they’re gonna perceive Monday Night Raw as a failure. And if they perceive Monday Night Raw as a failure then they’re gonna perceive Vincent Kennedy McMahon as a failure. I may be a lot of things, Eric – but a failure is not among them. So therefore, I’m giving you a simple ultimatum. And that is set a goal – I don’t care what it is – set a goal and achieve it. That’s fair enough, right? For a change – set a goal and accomplish it. And if you don’t I could very well be looking for a new General Manager on Raw.

Eric: With all due respect – you and I both know that it’s not as easy as it sounds. Despite all my so-called deficiencies. The fact is that sine 2002 I’ve held this show together. Look at Smackdown – the GM spot there has been a revolving door. I’ve been doing a pretty good job. I just think – well honestly – I’d ask you to reconsider. I really don’t think you’ll have that easy of a time finding someone to replace me.

Vince: Would you repeat that last line?

Eric: I don’t think you could find anybody that could possibly replace me.

Vince: Really?

Eric: I’m sure.

(Vince looks to the back)

**HERE COMES THE MOOOOONEY**

Here is Shane F’n McMahon!! Woohooo!! Shane O’Mac ladies and gents. Shane shares a hug with his daddy.

Shane on the mic: You know Eric – I’ve never really liked you. And I’m actually looking forward to seeing you go. But as far as it goes to answer your question – who else could replace you? Well, you’re looking at him. I was born to do this job.

Bischoff hits the road while Shane and Vince do a little dirty dancing in the center of the ring.

Shawn Michaels will go one-on-one with Carlito….NEXT!

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