411’s LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 06.19.06: Steph is in Labor!

Vince McMahon stares through my television screen.

Vince: Good evening. Two weeks ago here on Raw Triple H was to have joined the Mr. McMahon kiss my ass club. I didn’t get waht I wanted on that night. As a result of that last week Triple H was to face all five members of the SS in a handicap match. Triple H was to have been dismembered. But thanks to Shawn Michaels….that didn’t happen either. So I didnt’ exasctly get what I wanted either. But this week – oh yeah…this week I”m going to get exactly what I want. I’ve heard there was going to be some sort of DX reunion. There’s not going to be any DX reunion. There’s something going to be the destruction of Degeneration X. And you don’t believe me? Actions speak louder than words.

Vince walks and runs into a man with a chicken.

Vince: It’s a chicken!

Man with a chicken: It’s a cock. Apparently you love cocks.

Vince: Why don’t you tell your little chicken man that whoever put you up to this…I’m not in the mood.

Vince walks some more and runs into an alien. Vince stares it down and keeps on walking as the alien mimics his every move.

Some chip’n’dales walk up to him and say they are ready to blow his mind. They dance as Vince stands with his hands in his pockets pissed off. He keeps on walking.

Dusty Rhodes walks up and tells him to look at something. Vince says he’s going to destroy DX tonight. Dusty pimps his DVD. Dusty goes to sell the DVD to the strippers so Vince keeps on walking. A UPS guy walks up and asks him to sign for something – his delivery. Vince asks what it is. It’s his imported penis enlarger pump! Crowd is going wild! Vince is pissed and says he is going to destroy DX.

JR and King talk about what just transpired.

**No Chance that’s what you’ve got…**

Vince walks to the ring.

Vince on the mic: I hope DX had their little bit of fun because the laugh is going to be on DX here tonight. I’ve got two words for DX………(CROWD erupts) – living hell! You damn right. See this number 12 sized shoe? See that? (ASSHOLE chants) I’m going to take this number 12 sized shoe, I’m going to take the toe of it and I’m going to firmly plant it right between Triple H’s butt cheeks. Then I”m going to take the heel and I’m going to knock Shawn Michaels’ teeth right down his throat. I’ve got a plan here tonight for DX. Definitely. Big time plan. See I’m going to take everybody on the ros-

Shane McMahon is here!

Shane makes his way to the ring.

Shane says that Stephanie is in labor and let’s go. Vince makes his way down the stairs and up the ramp. Shane and Vince leave together.

JR and King talk about Vince being a grandfather again.

Vince and Shane walk in the back as The Coach makes his appearance. Vince says that Coach is in charge and Steph is in labor. Vince says Steph has the worst timing of anybody he knows: “THAT BITCH!” (Haha)

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