411’s LIVE WWE Raw Coverage 9.04.06: Opening segment (Edge promo/Cena appearance)

LAST WEEK – Edge got into a bit of a tizzy and requested himself a TLC match at Unforgiven. If he wins Cena has to bugger off to Smackdown for three years where they can control what noise the crowd makes. Just sayin. The odds certainly seem stacked in Edge’s favour in a match he’s never lost.

PROMO TIME – Edge. He has his tables, ladders and chairs in the ring while JR shills the US Open. Pah, tennis is for gays. Edge tells us Cena only has two more shows on RAW before Edge sends him packing to Smackdown. Edge reminds us the odds are in his favour again mentioning the PPV taking place in Toronto (now 94% SARS Free!) Edge points out that Cena’s style is swinging his fists like a retarded gorilla. HAHAHA. It’s funny because it’s true. He says TLC is about skill (or falling off stuff, Jeff). Edge has footage of himself owning in TLC matches. Rated R, natch. That’s why they hired Jeff! So they could show him falling through stuff at Edge’s expense. Edge talks some more saying Cena is off to wrestle men in dresses and mentions Michael Cole’s “man crush” on him. John Cena runs in so Edge has to dive off the ladder he’s been cutting the promo off. Only Cena catches him and gives him the FU through the table he had set up. Well, he was asking for that. Cena’s reaction wasn’t vicious booing either.