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May 7, 2018 | Posted by Tony Acero
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I fell asleep during Backlash, y’all. I don’t know if it was the Cinco De Mayo festivities the night prior, or if the PPV was really that bad, but by the time Nia cut her horrible promo, I was chin to chest knocked the F out. Let’s home tonight rectifies that…

Oh, who am I kidding.


This week’s report brought to you by Riley Reid biting my girlfriend’s ass!


Angle starts RAW more excited than all of us combined. Ladders are all over the top of the stage. Angle claims he’s been in the WWE family for over 20 years. I’m sure there was a small gap in time there, Angle…

Angle says that they never stop. 52 weeks a year, and they never stop. Angle says that next up is Money in the Bank. Two matches will be at the PPV, and they’re going to kick some “real butt” claims Angle.

Tonight, there will be two qualifying matches. Ember Moon will face Ruby Riot and Sasha Banks – there will also be a match between Reigns, Zayn, and Finn.

Braun Strowman apparently does not like this announcement, because his roar hits and he heads out angrily. Coach, like an idiot, claims he doesn’t know if he’s ever seen anyone as big as Braun in any type of ladder match…idiot.

GET THESE HANDS chant as Braun grabs the mic. Braun says that when he was a kid, a bunch of his neighborhood built a treehouse, and not one time did they ever ask him for help. When they got done, he had to listen to them talk about a stupid little handshake just to get into the treehouse. So ya know what he did? He waited for everyone to get in then knocked the whole tree down. haha. Nice.

Angle says he won’t lie, Braun has been on a roll. Kevin Owens interrupt and says he is RAW’s MVP. He is a team player. He respect the rules, unlike Braun. Last night, the wrong man was pinned. Which means Braun is not a loser, and he’s not on a roll – Owens is on a roll. He shouldn’t have to be in a match to earn it. Braun only deserves to be sent into a tiny corner so that he can reflect on how he has been a very bad monster.

Owens tries to make his case, but Braun says that he’s going to get these hands. Owens isn’t interested. He wants to be treated fairly. What Kurt is going to do is make a smart decision – Angle needs this job. This decision should be that Owens will be the first RAW member in the MITB match.

Angle claims that Braun will be in a Qualifying match, and “ironically,” it will be with Braun….that’s not irony.

This match starts now.

Match 1: MITB Qualifying Match
Kevin Owens vs Braun Strowman

Almost immediately, Braun tosses Owens into the ref, but this ref is indestructible, so no bump. Shoulder tackle from Braun, and we are on the outside. Braun chases Owens back into the ring. Owens clubs the back then gets elbowed in the chest. Braun lifts Owens then hits a hard fist to the chest. Braun with a stomp to the chest. Braun whips owens into the corner. Owens bounces off hard. Braun kicks Owens. Owens up with a hard slap, but Braun no sells and whips him into the opposite corner hard. Braun lifts up Kevin and slaps the chest. Braun bounces off the corner and eats a boot by owens. KEvin up top, and gets uppercut,. Owens falls off the top rope onto the apron, and rolls down to the outside. The ref holds Braun back. Braun leaves the ring. Owens hops over the barricade. Braun grabs him and pulls him over the barricade. OWens pulls on the beard. He grabs the head. Tornado DDT to Braun! Owens rushes into the ring as the ref counts. Braun rolls in at 8 and Kevin is dissapoint. Owens runs with a right hand to the head. Again. Owens grabs the head and hits another right. Owens hits the ropes but Braun just sends him right bck down to the mat. Braun with a shoulder in the corner, but Owens moves! Braun tumbles to the outside. The ref starts the count again as Owens waits for Braun to lose…

Braun doesn’t lose. Sorry. Owens with a right hand to the back of Braun in the middle of the ring. He hits the ring but gets stopped by a claw to the neck! Chokeslam by Braun! Braun grabs Owens and goes for the Powerslam. Owens floats off and attacks the legs with some kicks. Braun is on his knees. OWens with a kick to the chest. Senton onto Braun. Pin for 1..2.NO! Owens wants a cannonball, but Braun stands up mid-run and grabs the throat. He shoves Owens into the ropes, and Owens bounces right back into a harsh drop down. Owens staggers. He’s up. SUPERKICK FROM OWENS!!!! Owens runs to the corner. Frogsplash!!! Pin for 1..2…NO!!! Owens with a kick. Braun holds on. He misses a clothesline. Owens goes for a Pop Up but Braun is too heaVy! He drops Braun. Braun with a splash in the corner! Owens tumbles to the outside. Braun leaves the ring and runs around the ring and hits Owens with a shuolder tab!le. Braun rolls ALL THE WAY around the ring and hits another one, sending Owens into the barricade.

Baun with a running powerslam. Pin for 1..2….3!!>

Winner: Braun Strowman
Pretty fun match. Kevin sold like a master.
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

We are backstage with Roman Reigns and Mike Somethin-Or-Other for an interview. Mike claims Reigns handled his business last night, and asks for Reign’s mindset. Reigns calls himself the Uncrowned Universal Champion. He is sick and tired of it. He can’t control the backstage politics. He silences all the haters and doubters. He has made a career out of silencing the hate – just ask Heyman and Brock and Joe. It’s about tonight. He wouldn’t want to be Finn or Zayn, because Reigns is pissed off. He’s going to dominate and win then go on to Money in the Bank, then he will be in full control of his destiny, and he will take back what’s rightfully his. This is his mindset. Understand?

Honestly, that was a solid ass promo, but it lacks believablity due to who it’s coming from…you know…the “face” of the company?

Earlier today, Bayley cut an iPhone promo. It’s stupid. Words on the screen are stupid. Will is stupid.

We switch to Angle staring off screen. He looks like he needs medical attention. Anyways, GOldust is here and wants to be in a qualifying match. It’s his quest for the ultimate gold. Angle’s attention is taken away from Jinder Mahal who thought coming to RAW was a good move for his career, but why is he not in the triple threat. Why is Reigns in it? He has gotten opportunity after opportunity and Jinder has received none. Angle says he hasn’t won a match on RAW since he got here. Well, tonight he’s going to face Chad Gable and if he does a good show, Angle will consider MitB. Jinder orders a falafel then leaves.

Goldust says tonight’s going to be a bumpy night.

Next, No Way Jose teams up with Apollo and Titus cuz he’s black.

Match 2: Baron Corbin and The Revival vs No Way Jose, Titus O’Neil, and Apolloe Crews

Titus and Wilder. Wilder with a go behind and a punch ot the kidney. Chop to Titus who sends Wilder into the corner and hits a chop. A tag to Apollo while Cole brings up Titus tripping at the RUmble. Double team moves for Apollo and TItus for a bit. Wilder backs Apollo into the corner. Tag to Dawson. Dropkick from Apollo. Another to Wilder. Standing shooting star to Wilder. Apollo locks up but Wilder is holding the foot of Dawson, so no suplex for Crews. Baron pulls Crews to the outside and sends him into the barricade. Corbin sends Crews back in and I guess he got tagged, because Corbin is in the ring. Right hand to Apollo. Tag to Dawson who comes in with a kick then a right hand. Back suplex from Dawson then a leg drop and a pin for 1..2…NO! Abdominal stretch from Dawson. Tag to Crobin who comes in and shoves Titus off the apron. Enziguri from Apollo. Tag to Dawson. Tag to Jose. Axes to the chest. Whip to the ropes. Kick! Toss to Dash. He knocks Baron off the apron. Splash in the corner from Jose. Firemans into a forward roll and a cover for 1..2…NO!!! Dash breaks it up. TItus in to send Wilder into the corner. Boots up, sending TItus down. Wilder goes for a right, but Apollo hits a clothesline, sending him to the outside. APollo is up, hits the ropes, but Baron is there to pull the ropes! Jose and Wilder in the ring. Jose goes to knock Baron off the apron. Sawson tags in Corbin.

Jose doesn’t know. Lift up and a right hand. Turn and Corbin is there for the End of the Days. Pin for 1..2…3!!

Winners: Baron Corbin and The Revival
I didn’t think I could be uninterested in a total of seven people on my screen at the same time…
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: *
Total Rating: *1/2

Match 3: Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
Ember Moon vs Ruby Riot vs Sasha Banks

Ruby tries to attack both girls but fails. The faces team up to send Ruby to the outside to assure that the formulaic method of Triple Threat stays intact. Sasha cheapshots Ember to let her know who’s boss. Sasha kicks the gut then gets pulled out by Ruby. Ruby in to cover for 1..2..NO! Ruby grabs the hair of Ember and sends her into the corner face first. Shoulders from Ruby. Sasha is back in and kicks Ruby then gets whipped into the corner. She hops up and sicssors the head, but Ruby sends her up and kicks. Ruby does the same with the leg scissors and sends Sasha into the turnbuckle face first. Sasha rolls to the outside. Ember attacks, but Ruby regains control only for Ember to kip up, and kick to the midsection. She trips Ruby up, hits the ropes, grabs and sends Ruby down face first. Pin for 1..2..NO!! Ember grabs the head and cinches. The face look is escaped. Logan distracts, and Ruby hits an STO. Cover for 1…2…NO!!! Ruby sends Sasha off the apron. Kick from Ruby to Ember. Ruby, from behind, kicks the legs out from under Ember and pins for 1..2..NO! Ruby with a knee from behind. She kicks Ember in the back. Ruby tries to kick, EMber hits the ropes, Ruby hits an elbow. Pin for 1..2.NO! Sasha in to stop the pin. Ruby with a kick to Sasha. Ruby grabs Sasha, then grabs Ember and lifts her up, slamming both of them down! Cover to Sasha for 1..2..NO!!! Cover to Ember for 1…2…NO!!! The faceplant/DDT combo keeps both girls down. Ruby sends Sasha to the outside and turns to Ember. Ember rolls her up for 1..2..NO! Clothesline from Ruby and a cover for 1..2…NO!! Ruby from behind with a chinlock. Cover to Ember for 1..2..NO!! Ruby with a cravat from behind. Ember with the jawbreaker to stop the hold. Sasha in. Clips Ruby. Again. Cltohesline. Hard slap to Ruby. Ember with a springboard crossbody to Sasha and a pin for 1..2..NO!!! Ember with a surprise suplex to Ruby, and she rolls to the outside. Ember rolls from arm to back to front and hits a suplex to Sasha. Dropkick to Ruby, sending her off the apron. Sasha ducks under a right and gets the knees in the corner. She is lifted over the top rope to the apron! Sasha turns to the Riott Squad. Flip over the corner onto the Squad!!! Ruby with a missile dropkick off the corner to Sasha!!! Ember with a suicide dive to Ruby!!!! She sends Ruby into the ring. Cover for 1..2….NO!!!!! Daaaaammmnnnnn wonderful.

Ember to the top rope! Liv distracts! Sarah pulls the leg. Ruby in the ring. She gets a shoulder to Sasha. She locks up for a suplex, but Sasha escapes and hits a knee. Sasha hooks the head and sends Ruby into the turnbuckle face first. Ruby with a right to the face while Sasha is on the 2nd rope. Ruby heads up and smacks the chest. Ruby withe headbutts. Ruby up to the top rope. She locks up and hits a Frankensteiner to Sasha, but Sasha rolls through! Pin for 1..2…..NO!!! RIOT SQUAD IS IN TO STOP THE PIN!!! They attack Sasha all the way out of the ring! They stomp over and over. Bayley comes out to help! But she sucks, so Liv and Sarah send her into the barricade. Liv and Sarah lift Sasha and talk shit. Bayley with a baseball slide into both of them! Sasha back in the ring. ROllup for 1..2.NO!! She looks for Bank Statement, but Ruby blocks. Mule kick to Sasha. Ruby grabs the arm. Right from Sasha. She locks up for the Bank Statement. Ember Moon is on the top rope!

Sasha hooks the head. Ember dives. THE ECLIPSE TO RUBY RIOT! Sasha shoots to the outside! Ember pins for 1..2….3!!!!!

Winner: Ember Moon
Slight sloppiness near the end, and the Sasha/Bayley saga must continue. Still, mega props for a good match for roughly 90% of it.
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: ***
Total Rating: ***

Backstage, a sheened up Ember is all smiles. She tells Charley she is “over the moon.” You can say whatever you want. People have tried to limit her her entire life. She proves them wrong. Tonight she seized an opportunity. She is skill, honor, and heart. She will rise to every….ya know what? She’s going to rise and grab that contract.


Cole claims Ember Moon is taking the WWE by storm just like Bobby Lashley.

It took nearly a month, but apparently they’ve decided that people should probably know who Bobby Lashley is. We get a video package of a lanky Lashley being all bad ass on wrestling teams as a youth, including his army history. It’s worth noting that they stop the history telling with his MMA career then claim that he has been on a ten-year hiatus.

After the video package, we get an interview with Renee. She wants to know who is Bobby Lashley. Lashley claims that he is extremely blessed. He had a great family. Three older sisters that he was close with. When he was younger, he didn’t think they were. They used to tie him up and leave him alone for hours. He claims Cathy would chase him with a broom. Jessica had a security towel from his grandmother. Over time, this towel would get super dirty and it stank. Bullies took it from her and he took the towel from the bully and shoved it down his throat. Francis was the youngest and closest to Lashley’s age. She was Daddy’s Little Girl. His dad was in the army, and Francis would carry his helmet with her. He hid the helmet, and that’s how the scar came to be on his face under his eye.

Lashley brings up his extended family – the WWE Universe. He wants to do one thing before he leavees – Hello to his sisters. He loves them.

-hard stare at cam-

Backstage, Zayn thinks there is a cloud of conspiracy hanging over he and his friend Owens. Zayn is going to have a nice little triple threat while he had to face Braun? Zayn says “They” want these two to break up. Owens says they must be getting what they want after Sami slapped him in the face. Zayn claims that was yesterday. They need to become Universal Champion so that they can come from a position of power. Sami apologizes for yesterday. Sami says they need to qualify for the match. TOnight, anything goes in the Triple Threat. Sami wants to know Owens has his back. Owens hesitates. Sami pumps it up. Owens says yes.

Match 4: Jinder Mahal vs Chad Gable

Gable flips forward with a kick then gets Jinder in the corner with some chops. Whip is reversed. Gable hops over . Ducks under a clothesline, slides under, go behind. Belly to back takedown. Gable locks the midsection and rolls into a pin for 1…NO! Gable turns the hold into a front face lock. Jinder lifts and puts Gable on the apron. Jinder escapes, then hits a shoulder sending Gable off the apron hard. Jinder follows and sends Gable back in the ring. He sends gable into the apron chest first while laying prone in the ring, head hanging out. Jinder rolls into the ring and gets a bear hug in the middle of the ring. Gable drops and hits a right. whip is reversed again and this time Jinder sends him into the corner hard. JInder with the abdominal stretch. Chad escapes then hits an elbow to Jinder. He’s on the top rope. Jinder goes to hit a right, but Gable works this into an arm bar, falling off the top rope!!! He uses the five count. Gable on the top! Moonsault! Pin for 1..2..NO!!!! Lockup from behind. Jinder hits an elbow. Rope work, knee from Jinder! Jinder grabs Gable, tries for a firemans, but Gable floats over and rolls him up for 1..2..NO!!! Jinder to the outside. He hangs Gable up on the top rope.

Big Boot to Gable. Jinder calls for the end. He lifts Gable, underhook. Jinder hits it! Pin for 1..2….3!!!

Winner: Jnder Mahal
Gable is so crisp in the ring, man…Jinder, not so much.
Match Quality: *1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: *3/4

Jinder celebrates on the top rope while Senor Singh berates Gable. Gable shoves him away, and Jinder comes to hit him with a knee. He then lifts Gable and sends ihm into the corner hard. Jinder with knee after knee to Gable. Jinder grabs Gable, locks the head up, and hits a front suplex onto the ropes. Jinder isn’t done. He kicks Gable hard, sending him to the outside.

So, I guess The Ascension are in the Money in the Bank? Or trying to be? I dunno, they did a cell phone promo or some shit.

Backstage, Angle is still starin off to stage left with his mouth open.

Oh, it’s Zack Ryder, and he calls himself a hometown hero. IN comes Jinder to tell Angle that he isn’t asking Angle to take Reigns out of the match, but to put Jinder in the main event and make it a Fatal Four Way. Angle then says no and woo woo woo.


Angle then acts all Uncle Fester and…I just…

OK, moving on.

Drew comes out first for his match.

Match 5: Drew McIntyre and Dolph Ziggler vs Heath Slater and Rhyno

Dolph and Rhyno to start. Dolph with a go behind. He shoves Rhyno’s head then chops the chest. Rhyno no sells and shoves Dolph down. Rhyno works the left arm and tags in Heath. Slater comes in from the top rope, dropping a fist on the left arm. Heath sends Dolph down. HE’S GOT KIDS chant. Heath ducks a right, hits an atomic drop…kind of. Dolph lands on his feet over the head. Tag to Drew. He comes in slowly. Drew gets ready to fight. Heath screams, ducks a right ,hits one of his own. Left, right, left, Drew sends him into the corner. Heath jumps up, but Drew is there to kick him in the gut on his way down. Drew waits for Heath to stand up. He rips the shirt off of Heath and tosses it into Rhyno’s face. Chop to the chest. Drew grabs the leg, the other leg, tag from Drew as Heath hangs over the top rope. Kick from Drew into a variation of the Alabama Slamma. Kick to Rhyno, sending him down.

Dolph is in, grabs heath and holds him up. Drew hits the ropes. Claymore and Zig Zag. Pin for 1..2…3!!!

Winners: Drew McIntyre and Dolph Ziggler
Man, Drew is so imposing, and Dolph adds absolutely nothing.
Match Quality: *
Personal Enjoyment: *
Total Rating: *

We get a Progressive commercial, and in true WWE fashion, we drive the Titus fall into the ground. I meant that pun.

Elias is here. Yay.

He brings up Bobby Roode and says if Roode interrupts him again, he will rip out his vocal chords. Then, he is going to win the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Rusev Day chant, and Cole informs us that Rusev Day interrupted him last night too.

Thanks for that, Michael….

Match 6: Elias vs Bobby Roode

They tussle like little brothers for a bit. Whip to Bobby and Elias gets hit with a hard right. Bobby flies off the top rope and hits a clothesline from it. Bobby calls for the DDT. Eli turns,. Kick, Eli grabs, Enziguri! Elias rolls to the outside.

While we were gone, Bobby was sent to the outside hard on his back. In present time, Elias hits a hard right to the kidney and stomps Bobby in the corner. He lifts then tosses Bobby. Cover for 1….2..NO! Elias locks in the crossface. Roode turns this into a pin for 1..2.NO! Elias kicks the midsection. Whip to the ropes. Kick from Roode. Elias with a right, blocked, Roode dodges another. Chops to the chest. Right to the face. Roode sells the back. Whip is reversed and Elias sends Roode into the corner hard back-first. Elias tries for a body slam, but Roode lands on his feet. Spinebuster to Elias. Cover for 1..2..NO!! Roode stands up slowly. He stares at Elias in the corner and hits a hard clothesline into a bulldog attempt, but Elias lifts him up and hits a backbreaker! Pin for 1..2..NO!!! Elias with a stomp to the gut, another stomp. Elias with another to the shoulder. Elias grabs the head, sets up for a powerbomb. Hits it! Holds on and stacks Roode for a pin. 1..2…NO!!! Cover for 1..2…NO!!! Elias watches Roode crawl towards the apron. Eias tries to take the turnbuckle cover off but the ref stops him. Eli holds Roode up and tries to send him inot the corner. Boot is up and Roode stops it. Eli kicks him in the gut as Roode heads back in the ring. Roode goes for a firemans takeover but he can’t lift Roode due to the back problems, and Elias drops Roode.

Roode is up. GLORIOUS DDT OUT OF NOWHERE! Pin for 1..2….3!!!

Winner: Bobby Rood

Match Quality: **1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **1/2
Total Rating: **1/2

Bobby gets an interview in the middle of the ring. He says the victory feels great, but that’s an understatement. In the near future, those emotions are going to get a lot better. RAW GM has been handing out qualifying matches all night long, and after what he just did, he’s hoping that he’s next in line for one as well. Beating Elias tonight was great, Charley, but winning the MitB ladder match would be…..GLORIOUS.

Seth ROllins is here to talk about being taken to the limit by The Miz. He stomped out his dreams of tying the record and stands here, proudly, before us as our Intercontinental Champion. There is one thing to learn from The Miz, then it’s what kind of champion not to be. he wants to be a champ every single week. His focus is making the IC Title THE title on RAW. He’s issuing an open challenge for the IC Title and he’s doing so right now.


that’s a funny-looking word.





Oh, so Mojo is here to accept the open challenge. He says this is the RAW debut that he deserves. When opportunity comes knockin, Mojo knocks people down. He’s going to do that to Seth.


Mojo’s going to knock Seth down just like he did Ryder. After he beats Seth, he’ll qualifying the MitB then win the briefcase. This is no longer Monday Night Rollins, it’s Monday Night Rawley.

Seth says to come on in and get his ass kicked, son.

Match 6: Intercontinental Championship Match
Seth Rollins vs Mojo Rawley

Lockup and Seth gets the shoulder tackle. Chop from Seth. Seth locks up and goes for a suplex, but Mojo stops, reverses, and Seth lands on his feet. He sends Mojo to the outside then swings out with a kick, Mojo moves, Seth lands on his feet, and Mojo attacks from behind. Mojo with a huge running pounce, sending Seth into the barricade.

We are back to the show with a chop from Seth. He runs into a face grab. Mojo sends Seth in the corner hard over and over then an STO and a cover for 1..2..>NO! Mojo gets frustrated then shoves Seth aside while he’s on his hands and knees. Seth slowly stands but Mojo shoves him back down. Mojo gets tripped up. He rushes the corner and eats an elbow. Seth on the top rope. He dives, lands on his feet, and hits an enziguri. Clothesline to Mojo! Mojo falls off the apron. Suicide dive from Seth! He runs back in. Another suicide dive! Seth sends Mojo back in the ring. Cover for 1…2…NO!! Seth gets Mojo in the corner. He runs. Mojo sends him over the ropes. Springboard, but Mojo moves. SPinebuster! Pin for 1..2…NO!! Mojo is up first. He stares down Seth. Mojo grabs the head. Firemans. Seth hits some elbows. Seth from behind, roll up. 1..2…NO!! Seth with a superkick! Cover for 1..2…NO!!! Seth with a mule kick. He hits the ropes, possibly for the curb stomp. Mojo lifts Seth up and drops his ass right back down. Pin for 1..2…NO!!! Mojo is pissed! He yells at the ref and turns to Seth. Seth sends Mojo into the ropes. He comes back with an odd pounce.

Mojo hits the ropes. Superkick. Knee! Kick to the mid! CURB SToMP! Pin for 1..2…..3!!!!

Winner: Seth Rollins
Oh, Cole, I hate you…
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Last week, they came out to The Miz’s name and song. This week, they don’t want to be known as that anymore. They now call themselves….I don’t know, they don’t know. We don’t know. Anyways, they’re facing Matt and Bray.

Match 7: Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel vs Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt

Bray to start. He turns his back on his opponents. Axel rushes him and runs into a clothesline. Tag to Matt, who holds Curtis while Bray runs and hits a crossbody. Cover for 1..2..NO! Matt with a kick. Goes for Twist of Fate, gets sent into the conrer. Axel attacks the back of the head hard. Tag to Bo. Bo with some knees. Axel with a DDT. Cover from Bo for 1..2..NO!!! He drops some knees. Cover for 1..2..NO! Bo locks up from behind. Matt turns into it and hits some rights. Side Effect. Matt tags in Bray. Axel is tagged in. Clothesline. Bray hits another crossbody. Bray kisses the head, but Bo distracts on the apron. Bray rushes the corner, eats a boot. Axel flies off, then gets hit with a Uranage. Tag to Matt.

They do a double Sister Abigail. It’s excessive. Pin from Matt. 1.2…..3!!!

Winners: Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt
Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR

While Reigns makes his entrance, Cole busts roughly 23 nuts.

Amazing Comment by KH1-Yup:

Cole probably dresses up like Roman on the weekends and stares at himself in the mirror yelling Big Dawg.

Match 8: Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
Finn Balor vs Roman Reigns vs Sami Zayn

Reigns with a hard right to Zayn! He shoves him outside of the rign to assure that the Formulaic Triple Threat Method remains firmly intact. Reigns with a knee to Finn. Stomps from Reigns. Rope work, and Zayn runs in just to get hit with a right by Reigns, sending him right back outside.

We come back and Finn hits a dropkick to Reigns. Zayn is still on the outside. Finn with a stomp to the chest. Another. Zayn back in and rolls Finn up for 1..2..NO!!! Right hand to Finn, Reigns hits a clothesline to Zayn. Another. Finn runs up and gets sent into the corner by REigns. Reigns with a bunch of clotheslines in the corner. Zayn runs into an elbow. Reigns hits the ropes. Kick to the face. Samoan Drop to Finn as Zayn rolls to the outside. Finn also heads to the outside. Reigns stands tall as both men are outside. Finn and Sami get on the apron at the same time. They both get in slowly and attack. Reigns gets stomped out and the crowd loves it. hahahaha.

Huge YES chant! So Sami and Finn do it some more! Reigns stands up. He hangs on the ropes. Double clothesline from Finn and Sami. Sami with a right hand to the back of Reigns head on the outside. Again. Finn shoves Reigns into the crowd. They attack Reigns all the way through the crowd towards the announcers. Finn attacks with rights while Sami talks shit to a kid in the crowd. Reigns with a right hand to each. He fights Sami into the crowd more and they all boo him. Finn sends Reigns into another barrcade in the crowd. HELLUVA KICK sends Reigs over the barricade, and he’s near the technical area. Finn hops on the top of the barricade. He flies off with a Coup De Grace! Sami with a knee to Finn! He sends Finn back towards the ring. Sami sends Finn in the ring, to the ropes, hits a clothesline. Cover for 1..2..NO! Sami with a back body drop attempt, Finn escapes, Sami grabs the trunks. Blue Thunder Bomb! Pin for 1..2…NO! Finn is up. Whip fro mthe corner. Chop to Sami. Whip, reverse, Finn drops an elbow. Sami is on the knees. He begs for a pause, cheap shots, Finn attacks, but Sami sends Finn to the outside and he lands on his knee. He’s in “excruciating” pain. Sami leaves the ring. He runs towards Finn, and gets hit with a slingblade! Finn runs, and runs right into a high kick from Zayn! Sami with right hands to the head. Stomps from Zayn. Sami looks to attack Sami again, but Reigns comes flying from the other side of the barricade onto Zayn! He sends Sami into the ringpost! Zayn with a drive by. He sends Sami into the ring. Finn is up. He sends Reigns into the ring steps! Finn with a kick off the apron to Sami! Finn goes up top! Coup De Grace but Sami moves! He locks up and hits a suplex into the corner, and Finn hits the bottom turnbuckle in the corner! Sami is in the corner. He’s waiting for it. Reigns is in with a Superman Punch! Reigns in the corner. People are booing. Finn with a slingblade! He dropkicks Reigns into the corner. Balor up top. Coup D-NO! Reigns with a SUperman Punch! Reigns waits.

JINDER iS HERE!!! He pulls Reigns at the foot. HELLUVA KICK TO REIGNS! Dropkick from Balor. Coup De Grace from Finn! Pin for 1..2….3!!!

Winner: Finn Balor
Jinder and Reigns. yay.
Match Quality: **1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **1/2
Total Rating: **1/2

End Show

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