411’s LIVE ECW One Night Stand II Coverage: Mick Foley and Edge w/Lita vs. Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer

Foley is out and has the mic. Ok I did sell out, I sold out MSG. Ok, I know I said bad stuff about ECW and I’m sorry, because there was a time when I loved ECW. When I respected ECW and back in the days when it as run by a visionary. Back when it was owned by a genius. Let’s hear it for Stephanie McMahon! Long live the Alliance! I know you paid to see him, here is the co-holder of the hardcore title…Edge!

Edge on the mic says this is ECW’s night. Their Christmas, only their Santa is bald and Jewish and gives out bullshit. You will all go home and text your imaginary friends and them pleasure yourselves on the net to pics of Lita. You are all pathetic.

Lita says they are all pathetic, as is Terry Funk and Dreamer. The innovator of SILENCE…HAHAHA! Even she beat Dreamer. When I sat on his face, that was more action than any of these fans had in a year. And Tommy, that skank you hang around with, I am sure that was better for you than it was for me.

Mick Foley and Edge and Lita vs. Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer and Beulah

Dreamer and Edge to begin. Shoulder block by Dreamer and a headlock takedown. Edge misses an Enziguri and they stare down. Tag to Foley and he wants Funk. The crowd wants it and they get it! Slaps by Funk and Foley is rocked. Foley says he doesn’t want to be here. Funk grabs him and Edge beats him down and they brawl to the floor. Dreamer tosses Edge and they look for toys. Chair shot and head butts by Funk on Foley. Stiff lefts by Funk and Dreamer uses hardcore toys on Edge. They then isolate Foley and beat him down. Funk holds Foley and Dreamer with a baseball slide to Foley, with the help of a trashcan. Edge rammed to the steel post, but nails Dreamer with the EXTREME cookie sheet. Edge gets a ladder and Foley and Funk continue to brawl. Funk is tossed into the crowd as Edge rams Dreamer with the ladder. He sets it up in the corner, and waits on Dreamer. SPEAR countered into a hip toss into the ladder! Funk and Foley battle as Foley gets rammed into the steel steps. Funk has the ladder now…SPINNING LADDER SPOT! He and Dreamer attack Foley now and slam him down. They set up the ladder and Funk climbs! Edge PUSHES THE LADDER OVER and Funk goes down hard! Edge has Dreamer, but he fights back. Lita low blow Dreamer as Foley beats down Funk. Foley and Edge go for and get a board and lay it out and then get the BARBED WIRE BOARD! They slide it into the ring and SLAM it on Dreamer! They pull it off and Dreamer is hurting. Funk trips Edge and the wire board falls on Foley! Dreamer has it now…sets it in the corner and they have Foley…and whip him, he stops before he hits it and they punch him and SLAM him into the board! Funk with the stiff punches on Foley as Dreamer gets crotched on the steel railing. Edge in on Dreamer now and FUNK takes the wire board! Lita gets some free barbed wire now and gives it to Foley who wraps it around his arm. Fist drop to Funk! He is busted open…MY EYE! MY EYE! Crowd HOT for Funk. Foley grates the wire off his head! MY EYE! MY EYE! They chant, “YOU SICK FUCK” at Foley! The trainer comes out to take Funk to the back! Edge and Foley beat down Dreamer as they chant for Sandman. Barbed wire baseball bat and Foley jacks up Dreamer with it. Lita is in now and they put the bat on Dreamer’s balls and Lita gets a leg drop onto it as Beulah watches on. Foley goes for Socko to a loud chorus of boos. MANDIBLE CLAW ON BEULAH! Dreamer is alive and attacks, but Edge take shim down. Socko on Dreamer…SPEAR onto Dreamer. Edge tells Foley not to cover him yet. They go after Beulah and Edge has her. He goes for a pump handle slam…but FUNK IS BACK ALL BANDAGED UP! Barbed wire bat in tow! Double low blow by Dreamer! Beulah chases Lita as Funk jacks up Foley! Then Edge. He lights the wire on fire~! NAILS FOLEY! Foley is on fire and FALLS THROUGH THE WIRE BOARD ON THE FLOOR! They have to put him out and Edge tosses Funk onto the wire! Dreamer is up…DDT! He has wire…CROSSFACE WITH THE WIRE! Lita makes the save, Beulah in…CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! They brawl now. Dreamer has Lita! SPICOLI DRIVER ON LITA! He and Beulah pose! Edgucution with the wire! SPEAR ON BEULAH! He covers her 1…2…3.

Winner: Mick Foley and Edge and Lita vs. Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer and Beulah @ 18:45 via pin

Foley and Funk are still in the wire on the floor. Edge and Lita help Foley out of the wire and leave.