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411’s WWE Smackdown Report 9.14.07
WWE Smackdown…Begins…Now!
-We get highlights from last week’s show, specifically Rey getting killed by Khali.
-Cole and JBL welcome us to the show and I am getting treated with Khali vs. Batista tonight.
Victoria and McCool to begin, Victoria slaps her and that won’t be appreciated. Headlock by McCool, takedown and Victoria rolls for a 2 count. Victoria escapes, pulls the hair, kip up by McCool and then another hair pull. Reverse STF by Victoria, now into a go behind, McCool escapes and does a cartwheel and then slaps Victoria. Victoria tosses McCool to the floor, she works over McCool, back in and kicks by Victoria. Victoria slams her face first to the mat, and then grinds her face into the mat. McCool works out, Japanese sleeper, Victoria reverses, cartwheel by McCool and Victoria levels her with a clothesline and covers for 2. Off the ropes and a boot by McCool, chops by Victoria, they trade shots and a clothesline by McCool. Another, dropkick follows. A belly to belly by McCool gets 2. Kenny tosses water on McCool, and Palumbo is all over him. They brawl into the ring, clothesline by Palumbo and we head to a commercial @ 4:25.
Back from commercial and this is NOW a tag team bout @ 7:24. Palumbo works over Kenny, off the ropes and a back elbow connects as well. Stalling suplex by Palumbo connects and he covers for 2. Palumbo continues to work over Kenny, a slam and then a leg drop. Palumbo slams Kenny hard to the corner, unloads with rights and Kenny is loopy. Chops by Palumbo, forearms, Irish whip and a boot by Kenny. He clop blocks the legs, pulls on the knee and then drops the knee to the knee of Palumbo. Forearm shots now, Kenny covers for 2. Big rights by Palumbo, a back elbow and then an overhead toss on Kenny. Off the ropes, Kenny avoids the big boot and Kenny tags Victoria. She jumps onto Palumbo, he walks over and tags McCool and she clotheslines Victoria. Sloppy hip toss by McCool and Kenny breaks up a pin. Palumbo tosses Kenny, McCool with a standing kick to Victoria and that is all.
Winners: Chuck Palumbo & Michelle McCool @ 11:50 via pin
-Teddy talks to Jesse and Festus. Jesse says that Festus is a party animal and Ron Simmons put them in charge of the party. Random ladies come in to dance, Teddy likes it and his son is here, and it is a dude that looks just like him. HACKSAW BUTCH FN REED IS HERE! The major Brothers, Sgt. Slaughter all arrive and Teddy wants to drink and party. BUTCH FN REED IS HERE PEOPLE, that means DOOM, in 2007, is the second best tag team on Smackdown.
-Back from commercial and we are reminded that next week in Teddy and Krystal’s wedding.
-We go to the ring and there is a giant druid in there, which is of course Mark Henry. As you can see the Undertaker is not the only one that can do hocus pocus. He is sure Taker will bring all of his power to the PPV, but those powers pale in comparison to his. We get a video package, showing the power of Mark Henry. He says that his power is not hocus pocus, it is reality. GONG… We get a creepy, scatter, little girl Narrated video package for the Undertaker. It’s a pretty bad ass video package. Taker says one word. “Unforgiven.” GONG… Blue lights fill the arena and SUPERNATURAL UNDERTAKER LIGHTING sets the Undertaker symbol on fire. Taker’s voice come so, this Sunday, Unforgiven, Rest in Peace.
-We get a video package for the 2007 WWE Diva Search. Same shit as Monday, same stuff I am not recapping. They are hot chicks that will be on TV trying not to kill themselves n matches that they aren’t ready for. There’s beach volley ball on WWE.com with the chicks though, so go check that out.
-MVP and Matt Hardy play chess, Matt tells him to move because it has been an hour since his last move. MVP moves, talks shit and Matt puts him right into check. MVP sneezes, thus ruining the game. Matt says it is all good, because MVP has to go. Matt forgot to tell him that he talked to Teddy earlier, and MVP has a match with Domino tonight. MVP is in his suit and has to change and warm up. Matt says it will be ok because he’ll be there and all of the fans will be chanting for him. Good god they rule.
-We see Horswoggle tricking Jamie Noble last week.
Noble talks shit and shoves Moore, who then pushed him down. They trade shots, chops by Noble and Moore fights back again. Off the ropes and a leg lariat by Moore for 2. Moore slams the arm of Noble to the corner, and put on a kimura now. Nice. Noble fights to his feet, but gets slammed down. Moore back to an arm bar, knees by Noble and a whip to the corner, misses a charge and Moore up top, Noble grabs him and gets the electric chair drop. Boots by Noble and a cover for 2. Butterfly lock by Noble now, Moore battles to his feet but Noble keeps the hold. Moore up, and then gets a basement dropkick. Atomic drop by Moore, a clothesline and a whip to the corner and Moore to the apron, slingshots in with a head scissors and Noble to the floor. Moore up top…SENTON to Noble on the floor! Back in and Noble gets a back breaker and cover for 2. Noble rams him to the corner, but eats a back elbow. More looks and tells the ref Hornswoggle is there, Noble goes to look and Moore rolls him up for the win!
Winner: Shannon Moore @ 5:30 via pin
-Vicky and Krystal talk. They talk wedding plans, and they have a surprise party set up for her. Awwwwwwww. They give her lingerie and drink. They are so cheap they only got her one gift?
-A ref tells MVP he has to get to the ring now, and MVP is still in his suit. He tries to tell him how expensive the suit is, but the ref does not care.
-Back from commercial and MVP is out in his suit, no regular intro. He shall wrestle in slacks, because he is MVP. Matt Hardy also makes his way out.
Kicks by MVP to begin. Rights, a whip and a knee buster by MVP and a cover for 2. Headlock by MVP, Deuce trips up MVP and Domino goes to work on MVP. A slam by Domino, and a leg drop connect and a cover for 2. He rips up MVP’s tank top and then applies a neck vice. Rights by Domino, Mat gets on the mic and leads an MVP chant, to which the crowd answers “SUCKS.” MVP fights back, but eats knees to the face and Domino covers for 2. Matt distracts Domino, MVP rolls him up for 2. A clothesline by Domino levels MVP. Off the ropes, boot by MVP and rights now. Eye poke by Domino stops that. Rights by Domino, knees to the head follow. Elbow drops by Domino and a cover for 2. Butter fly suplex by Domino into a chinlock. Mat starts the chants again, more sucks behind them. MVP fights back, rights to Domino and off the ropes, drop toehold by MVP, Deuce on the apron and Matt knocks him off. MVP yells at Matt, Domino small packages MVP and gets the win.
Winner: Domino @ 6:00 via pin
-Matt into the ring and has a mic. He says they should get past this and they will defend the tag team titles. But tonight he showed them all why he is the captain. He leads chants and they say sucks again. MVP is less than pleased.
-They hype Unforgiven and show clips of last week where Khali tried to kill Rey.
-Back from commercial and we get the Raw Rebound.
-Back at Kyrstal’s party they actually have more gifts for her. She models the lingerie, I approve. Someone knocks at the door, and it is a UPS delivery guy. He brings in a giant box and she signs for it. It is big fat naked oily guy. God I hate my job. Teddy’s middle name is Rufus, tremendous.
-Back from commercial and Cole and JBL hype Khali vs. Batista. Khali and Rajah are backstage to enlighten us. Cole asks why he would take the match with Batista tonight. Khali says it is very simple, you see, Batista is in store for a special preview. And that it doesn’t matter how many people challenge him, they will all fall to the giant Khali vice grip. KHALI SIN DA BAH~!
Well this will be no Finlay vs. Regal I can tell you that. Finlay attacks with the SHACKALACKI during Kane’s entrance. Finlay beats him down and rams him to the barrier. Rights and uppercuts by Finlay, but Kane manages to slam Finlay to the steps. Throat thrusts by Kane and then a boots to Finlay. We head into the ring and Kane slams Finlay to the corner. Uppercuts by Kane, boots follow and Finlay is down. Kane chokes Finlay over the ropes, Irish whip and an elbow by Finlay. He lays the boots to Kane, seated senton and a cover for 1. Rights by Kane, boots to the head follow and then a slam by Kane. Finlay backs off, but Kane continues with the assault. Thrusts by Kane and a clothesline sends Finlay to the floor. Kane follows, rams Finlay to the barrier again and more uppercuts. Back into the ring, and Finlay manages to boot Kane in the head. Back to the floor and Finlay in control, slams Kane head first to the barrier. Stiff clothesline by Finlay and then he rams Kane to the barrier. Finlay slams the hand of Kane off the steps, and then looks under the ring and finds nothing. Kane rams Finlay into the post, but them misses a shoulder block and eats the post. We head to a commercial @ 5:30.
Back from commercial @ 9:00 with Finlay working the arm. Kane battles out and Finlay boots him right in the arm and covers for 2. Finlay works the arm off of the apron and then grabs a chair. Into the ring and he nails Kane in the shoulder with it. He lays the chair on the arm and steps on it. More chair shots to the arm by Finlay, and we get a small “we want blood” chant as Finlay continues to work the shoulder and arm of Kane. Finlay now takes apart the turnbuckle and Kane battles back. Uppercuts by Kane, Irish whip, reversal and Finlay rammed to the exposed corner. Kane charges and misses Finlay, hitting the corner and allowing Finlay to cover for 2. Finlay back to the arm lock, then steps on it again. He has the chair, sets it center ring and slams Kane’s arm off of it. Finlay back to the arm lock Kane to his feet and battles out. Boot by Finlay, and then slams Lane to the steel post. Finlay lays the chair down, goes to the floor and slams the arm off the post. Finlay goes up top but Kane boots him off and to the floor. Kane to the floor and slams Finlay off of the barrier. He rips off some of the padding and slams Finlay throat first off of it. Kane slams Finlay off of the announce table now and then off the apron. Kane takes the table apart and tosses parts of it onto Finlay. Boots by Kane to the legs of Finlay. Uppercuts by Kane, GOOZLE but an eye poke by Finlay and then slams Kane to the steps. Finlay rolls Kane back into the ring and grabs the SHACKALICKI. Kane nails Finlay, corner clothesline and a one armed side slam. Kane up top…CLOTHESLINE to Finlay. Kane calls for the chokeslam…but then sees and grabs the SHACKALACKI~! Finlay tries to grab the other one, but Kane kicks it out. Finlay tries for the chair, but Kane stops that. Finlay tries to run and Kane THROWS the SHACKALACKI at him! Back into the ring and Kane takes apart the steel steps and tosses a part in, that could be hard with a hurt arm. So much for selling. Kane picks up the steps, but Finlay gets a chair shot to Kane and he drops them. CELTIC CROSS CONNECTS! 1…2…3!
Winner: Finlay @ 17:30 via pin
-Back from commercial and Teddy is locked out of his party in his boxers. Krystal is here and asks where is clothes are. He questions her and the ladies appear. Then fat naked oily guy appears. Ron Simmons is here. DAMN. They all decide to party anyway.
-JBL and Cole discuss what we saw and hype the PPV card.
-Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
–NO DQ FOR CARLITO: Triple H vs. Carlito
–WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Candice Michelle © vs. Beth Phoenix
–WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Matt Hardy and MVP © vs. Deuce and -Domino
–WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch © vs. Brian Kendrick and Paul London
–ECW TITLE MATCH: CM Punk © vs. Elijah Burke
–WORLD TITLE MATCH: The Great Khali © vs. Batista vs. Rey Mysterio – Triple Threat Match
–WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena © vs. Randy Orton
Boots and rights by Batista to begin. Khali tosses him down, and then to a corner. Clothesline by Khali and Batista is down. Khali picks him up and slams him to a corner and lays the boots to him. Khali choke shim out with the boot, and then gets some back elbows to Batista. Batista is down now, Khali walks and looks big. Off the ropes and a clothesline to Batista. Khali calls him on, looks for the double claw… Batista fights him off though and then boots Khali, off the ropes and Khali boots Batista to the floor. Khali to the floor now as well and stalks Batista. Batista spears Khali into the steel post, but Khali is still able to toss him down. Back into the ring and Batista gets a huge spinebuster on Khali! He goes for the bomb…but Khali picks him up and drops him on the top rope. KHALI CHOP to Batista and now Khali gets the double claw! Batista gets the ropes but Khali refuses to let go and gets DQ’d.
Winner: Batista @ 4:05 via DQ
-Khali keeps the hold on and pulls Batista center. Batista is down now and another ref is out to try and stop him yeah right. A 3rd ref is out and Khali still keeps the hold on. Khali lets Batista loose and he drops to the matt and shakes.
TNA NO SURRENDER PODCAST~!
After a bit of a delay we are back to discuss the TNA No Surrender PPV, a hell of a little show with good wrestling, new champions; but still some of the bad of TNA. We then move onto one of our most popular segments, DEAR CHRISTI, where Christi muses more on Women’s Wrestling. We’ll also talk with Christi about her first full MMA experience, and finally, what you have all been waiting for, an update on THE SHIRT~!
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