411’s WWE Sunday Night Heat Report 03.30.03

After a two week hiatus, I’m finally back in business with your 411 EXCLUSIVE Heat recap! We are LIVE from the site of Wrestlemania XIX in Seattle, Washington with Jonathan “Coach” Coachman (w/Tuxedo) and Lita are our hosts from Safeco Field.

-Coach and Lita run down a portion of the card, including the McMahon/Hogan and Angle/Lesnar SmackDown matches.

-Video preview of the Triple H/Booker T World Heavyweight Title match. Profiles Booker T’s past and leads into the Battle Royal and buildup for the big day.

-Commercials

-WWE Axxess Highlights, comments from Bischoff, Angle, and Taker among others. John Cena also raps for us, yes!

-Kane/RVD vs. Storm/Regal later on and John Cena in a rap off, next!

-Commercials

-Hogan/McMahon: 20 Years in the making promo with Bob Costas.

-Earlier today Ashanti shows up at the arena, she says this is her first “wrestling match” and that she likes Hulk Hogan.

-John Cena comes out and his mic does not work, he doesn’t realize it and is talking to nobody. Cena raps with a cut out of Jay-Z and Fabolous. I couldn’t transcribe all of it because simply, I wanted to listen and enjoy! Cena throws out some great lines, including a knock on the XFL. If you wanted to hear it all, you should’ve watched the show!

-Torrie Wilson Playboy video, replayed from SmackDown.

-Backstage, Tommy Dreamer is talked to Nathan Jones, Nunzio mugs him and Nathan precedes to chase him into the bathroom where he gets punked out by A-Train and Big Show! Jones is out cold in the showers, insert prison joke here.

-Commercials

-Lugz Boot of the Week: Trish pinning Victoria on RAW, and Jazz punking them both out after the match.

-Coach and Lita talk about the Nathan Jones segment before the break. They question whether Nathan will be able to compete tonight.

-Video Preview: Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle

-Earlier today Fred Durst arrives in Seattle and starts rapping about how he’s addicted to crack, cracking heads. Ooooh cool, Cena’s rap was better.

-Ahnahld Schwarzenegger tahlks about the McMahaaan Hogahn match. Says hes going to waaatch it and that you shoulllld tooooo.

-Commercials.

-Miller Light Catfight Girls argue about the Stone Cold/Rock match.

-Hulk Hogan shown arriving with Jimmy Hart and his boy Nick.

-Video Preview: Hulk Hogan vs. Vince McMahon

Its time!…

Chief Morley & Lance Storm vs. RVD & Kane
World Tag Team Championship Match
Storm & Morley accompanied by the Dudley Boyz

The place is so big, its very hard to hear the music and the ring announcer. JR and the King are providing the play-by-play for this match. RVD starts off strong hitting a spinning heel kick and attempts the Rolling Thunder, but the heel rolls out of the way. RVD does the thumb pose as Kane flips over the top rope and onto Storm and Morley! Commercial Break?!?

-Commercials

Back to action, and Morley seems to be in control of RVD. Morley goes for a cover and gets a two count. RVD battles back, but Morley locks in the sleeper hold. RVD shoves Morley into the ropes and into a sleeper hold of his own! It doesn’t last long as Morley powers out and drops RVD to the mat, climbs to the top rope and misses an elbow drop. Morley grabs the leg, but RVD hits the enziguiri and makes the hot tag to Kane! Kane has little trouble taking out both Storm and Morley. Kane goes for the chokeslam but Storm elbows out but right into a Kane powerslam. Kane covers and only manages a two count. Kane goes upstairs and connects with a top rope clothesline, a cover bur Morley interrupts. Morley goes to work on Kane until RVD takes him out with a stiff shot. RVD and Kane are rolling now and Van Dam hits a monkey flip. Kane clotheslines Morley over the top rope and Kane hits the chokeslam on Storm! Tag to RVD as he heads to the top rope, but Morley shoves him to the outside of the ring. The Dudleys are in the ring and they hit the 3D on Lance Storm!! The Dudleyz throw RVD into the ring. RVD covers but Bubba drops the elbow on RVD and drapes Storm on top. Storm and Morley retain the titles. Great Lead-In Match!

Winners: Lance Storm and Chief Morley (A)

-They quickly shoot to the video preview of The Rock/Austin match.

-End Show, enjoy Wrestlemania!