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Ciocco’s AEW Dynamite & Collision Review 10.15.25
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Loading...SICKOS! It’s Wednesday (Yes, unlike last week lol), you know what that means! AEW Dynamite is LIVE tonight, on the road to Wrestle Dream this Saturday in St. Louis, as we are stopping in Kansas City before heading off for this month’s PPV offering!
But wait, tonight is not just Dynamite, no sir! Because in addition to the two hours that Wednesday Night offers us on a (nearly) consistent basis, we will be getting one hours of Collision, seeing as to how it will not air this Saturday due to Wrestle Dream. Think of this as when they used to add Rampage for the hour to either Dynamite or Collision in the past.
Famous Last Words will be spoken between TIMELESS Toni Storm and Kris Statlander, and I am sure that we will not have any shenanigans involved at all! Jon Moxley and Darby Allin with have a “special” face-to-face which, again, I can’t possibly envision ANY reason at all as to why it would get out of hand.
In terms of actual wrestling content, we will have two six-man matches, the first of which will see The Opps put up their Trios’ Titles against members of LFI, and in non-title importance, members of the Don Callis Family will team up to face Jurassic Express and Kenny Omega.
We’ll also have tag team matches, as Kyle O’Reilly and Orange Cassidy will take on Wheeler Yuta and Daniel Garcia, the Hurt Syndicate will take on the GOA, Roderick Strong will face Claudio Castagnoli, and Jamie Hayter will face Skye Blue ahead of her Wrestle Dream match with Blue’s TOM mate Thekla. All of this and, I am sure, so much more in store for us tonight!
So, how are the SICKOS tonight? I wanted to use this space to issue a friendly reminder to the people of my Roundtable for Wrestle Dream that I need the predications BY THE END OF TOMORROW NIGHT! So far, I have only received submissions from three of you guys, that leaves two that I have heard nothing from!
Also, Go Flyers! Cause the Eagles and Phillies still piss me off, and we’re still a week-plus away from the Pacers season starting.
Image Credit: FTR – Follow the Revolution on Facebook. Congratulations to Takeshita for winning the IWGP World Heavyweight Title!
Tonight, we are LIVE on the road to Wrestle Dream this Saturday with a stop in Kansas City tonight, at the Cable Dahmer Arena! The man who choked out Jimmy Havoc backstage at Tony Schiavone’s Birthday, Excalibur, the man who pimped Mick Foley’s WWF Title win in 1999, Tony Schiavone, and the man who is missing his wooden WWE Title belt, Bryan Danielson are on the call tonight.
We get You Wanted War uninterrupted tonight! I am a happy Sicko!
We see the events of Collision this past Saturday, where the Kota Ibushi and Josh Alexander ended with an injury to Kota, and Kenny Omega made the save. We then see Kenny and Jack Perry talk in the back.
We run down the matches we will see for tonight’s Dynamite and add-on Collision.
Excalibur has already made two goofs during the match read. It makes me feel better about my errors here lol.
The Remarkable Renee Paquette has Kris Statlander and Toni Storm in the back, ready for Famous Last Words! Both ladies are stripping off their clothes.
Giggity.
Toni says it’s not Kris; it’s her. When she had the title, she took it for granted, but without the title, she is a blank canvas. She loves Kris, but she will go through her to win the title back, or Kris will have to kill her to keep the title belt.
Kris says you can’t figure her out because she keeps evolving. She is already different than the woman that you faced at All-Out. She will outlive everything in the universe and the cosmos, so God Speed, Toni Storm, because I will outlive them at all.
Toni says they have told some ridiculous lies, but you will have to accept the truth that she is going to beat Kris this Saturday.
Kris asks if this interview is over. They leave camera, leaving Renee, and the commentators, completely befuddled.
Hey, here come Kris and Toni to the ring! It’s time for a friendly friend battle! Kris gets the better of that, and Toni, on her knees, begs Kris to hit her with the title belt. Kris refuses, so Toni headbutts her and hits a release German. Now Kris wants Toni to hit her with the title. Toni feigns swinging the belt, but she hands the belt to Kris and kisses her on the forehead.
That’s probably going to be the most viewed segment for guys and gals between 18-49 lol.
Jack Perry is in the back doing some wood paring. He doesn’t hate the Young Bucks, he loves them, actually. But when he needed them, they weren’t there. When he called them, they never answered. When he needed backup, they left him hanging. So, he dug into his history to find someone who did.
Enter Luchasaurus, who grunts in a language only understood by Frank Mortos.
AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The Hurt Syndicate vs. GOA
Benjamin and Kaun start by throwing bombs all over the ring. Kaun tries to choke out Benjamin, but Shelton with a big boot and a snap suplex. Lashley in now, double team shoulder tackle by the Syndicate. Bobby has Bishop in the stalling vertical spot, and he lays him out. Bobby with a shoulder tackle to Kaun in the corner, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Bobby taunts Kaun, they trade kicks, Lashley tries to powerslam him, but Toa Liona with the blind tag. Lashley knocks him off the apron. Kuan kicks the ropes into Bobby’s ding-ding, and Liona hits a DDT on the floor to Bobby! Commercial break!
Liona hits Lashley with a back elbow as we return from break. Lashley sends Liona to the corner, Toa gets his boot up, but he runs into an overhead suplex! Shelton and Bishop are in the match now. Benjamin with clotheslines and a corner stalling clothesline. Ricochet pulls Kaun out of harm’s way, so he eats the knee from Shelton instead lol. Kaun with a release German to Shelton, but he lands on his feet and gives one to Kaun. Liona is in, Lashley is in and he runs over Liona. Lashley to the floor, he runs around the ring, and both Liona and Lashley clothesline each other! Benjamin with a belly-to-belly throw from the top rope to Kaun! Somehow, MVP’s cane ends up in the ring. The distraction allows Ricky to run in and hit the Spirit Gun on Benjamin! MVP regains his cane and cracks Ricky with it! In the chaos, Kaun pinned Benjmain!
WINNER: GOA
TIME: 9:35
THOUGHTS: And the war wages on between these factions. Let’s hope that this Saturday is the final battle between them. This match was fine, not great, but fine.
RATING: **3/4
We see Darby Allin and Jon Moxley’s brawl at Comicon this past weekend.
Bryan Danielson channels his inner Gordan Solie with two words, five letters, I quit.
Earlier today, at an undisclosed location (with a prison style glass divider between them), Allin and Moxley will meet. Moxley says hell of a situation we have here. Let’s understand the situation here. At All-Out, you were never putting me in a coffin. The game has been rigged in both directions. You won’t quit, and Jon certainly won’t quit. So, what are we going to do, Man? I’m out of ideas. How is this going to end? If you want to be on the right side of history, it’s not too late.
Darby says it is too late. He thinks about joining the Death Riders, but he has no respect for Moxley. Look at what he did to Bryan Danielson, why would he go to war with someone who would stab him in the back.
Still talking about Danielson, wonders Moxley. He did the best that he could for him, and this is about the future of war. Do you know what sacrifice is? You don’t know what the weight of the world on your shoulders feels like.
Allin says he was on top of Mount Everest, and he saw the AEW flag, and he knew it. Moxley is chipping away at everything that makes him who he is. He is going to hang the flag in his house, but before he does, he is going to choke Jon out with it. He will make the other Death Riders realize that this is nothing but a sham, and they will eventually figure it out.
Moxley says you are fighting ghosts, demons, spirits of the past, every time you skateboard, shoot yourself out of a cannon, etc. He is not a selfish man, but you are Darby. This is not about me; that’s the one thing you can’t get through your head!
PAC is here! He rams Darby’s face against the divider as Moxley watches on. PAC stares at his handiwork, as we see Jon leave the holding room.
We see the arrival of PAC, Marina, and Jon through the parking lot. It looked like it snowed there. Weird.
COMMERCIALS!
Awesome music hits, and Claudio is here!
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Roderick Strong
Early lock-up, as Claudio has the advantage. Strong wrestles him to the mat, and both men get back to their feet. Strong takes Claudio to the corner. Strong gives a clean break, but Claudio with an uppercut. Claudio charges the corner, but Roderick moves and Strong hits some chops. Claudio grabs Roddy and takes him down to the mat. Strong to his feet, he sends off Claudio, he catches his foot, but Claudio bullrushes him to the corner. Claudio takes Strong down to the mat again with a headlock. Running shoulder tackle by Claudio, and he picks Roddy out of the air and hits him with a backbreaker! The cover, two count.
Claudio with a scoop slam and an elbow drop for another two. Roddy back to his feet, standing big boot from Claudio sits Roddy down on the mat. He ends out to the floor, as Claudio brings him back to the apron. Claudio out to the apron, standing enziguri from Roddy followed by a backbreaker on the apron. Roddy tries the baseball slide, but Claudio picks him off and swings him into the barricade! Commercial break!
Strong sends off Claudio and hits a dropkick as we return from break. Claudio comes back with his own dropkick and then applies the cross face. Strong backs up and gets his foot on the rope to break the hold. Claudio hammers Roddy in the corner with uppercuts and hits a capture suplex for another two. Claudio wants the giant swing, but Roddy hits up kicks until he gets free. Running knee strike and a running kick floors Claudio. Strong ends Claudio to the arena floor, and this time, his baseball slide connects. Strong with a backbreaker to Claudio on top of the barricade.
Strong returns Claudio to the ring. He charges, but Claudio catches the knee and places Roddy on the top rope. Strong escapes and hits an enziguri. Strong goes back up, Claudio tries to elbow out of it, but Strong hits another backbreaker on the top turnbuckle! Both men to their feet, Claudio intercepts Roddy’s running knee again and hits the European Uppercut! The pin, the win!
WINNER: Claudio Castagnoli
TIME: 11:50
THOUGHTS: Not a bad match. With these guys, you knew what you were getting, and what we got was perfectly fine.
RATING: ***1/4
Earlier today, the “Odious” Don Callis celebrated his birthday with his entire family, including Trent Baretta with a cast on his arm. Don is here to work for his family and to make them great. He doesn’t believe in things like work stoppage, picket lines, and inactivity. Don doesn’t know which present to open first, but Kyle Fletcher says he has a special gift for Don.
It’s Konosuke Takeshita on the screen! He wants to thank Don for all that he has done for his career, and he mentions that he won the IWGP World Title.
Okada hits the button to shut it off! In a callback, he says, “I hit the wrong button. I’m so sorry”.
LMAO!
The Don Callis Family Variety Hour continues! He welcomes back Mark Davis, he calls Josh Alexander the best technical wrestler ever to come from Canada, and then does his tomato can introduction for Hechicero.
HEY, Don Callis is also in the front row! Sick!
COMMERCIALS!
Josh Alexander, Mark Davis, and Hechicero vs. Kenny Omega and Jurassic Express
Omega implores Alexander to get into the ring, since he was in the match that injured his Golden Lover. Josh is like, eh, no, and takes in Hechicero instead. Omega actually outwrestles The Alchemist for a bit, which is surprising to me. Hechicero turns back Kenny’s leg, torques on it, and rolls him up for a two count. Hechicero stands on Kenny’s leg on the bottom rope and then hits an inverted Dragon Screw. Kenny reverses wrist control and grabs a headlock. Hechicero kicks away at the bad leg, but Kenny fights him off. Alexander knees Kenny in the back and runs off. Omega chases after Alexander, but Davis flattens him.
Back in the ring, Hechicero keeps working over the bad leg of Omega and tags in Alexander. Omega eats a corner clothesline, a running knee, and a running uppercut from the DCF. Omega fights back with strikes and a back elbow to Alexander. He hits a flying clothesline to Josh and then tags in Perry. Jack tags in Luchasaurus, who runs over Alexander. The dinosaur hits a stalling vertical to Alexander and tags in Perry. Jack with a senton splash off the shoulders of his dinosaur for a two count. Davis gets the tag for his team. Perry with chops to Davis, and his shoulder tackle looked like he hit a brick wall. Commercial break.
Alexander eats a corner elbow from Perry as we return. Perry sends Davis from the ring, but Alexander picks his ankle and applies the ankle lock. Everyone else is fighting on the floor. Perry escapes the ankle lock, as Kenny stares at Jack in the ring, looking for a tag. Omega ascends the stairs slowly, and he takes the tag! Omega with double axe handles to Hechicero and Alexander. Omega has Alexander up, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE, rolling DVD into the moonsault! Josh kicks out at two. Omega looking for a snap dragon, but Josh fights it off and grabs the ropes. Kenny kicks his arms away, but Josh goes behind Omega. Josh with a rolling German. A second one. But not a third one, as Omega scores with the knee strike! The cover, but Josh was able to grab the ropes.
MEAT MEN DOING MEAT THINGS as Luchasaurus and Davis go at it in the middle of the ring. Perry and Alexander in now, as Jack hits a springboard DDT. Hechicero with the Mad Scientist Bomb on Perry! Omega with a V-Trigger to Hechicero. Davis with a lariat to Omega. Big headbutt from Luchasaurus to Davis! Omega threatens to shoot Davis, but Callis is on the apron, allowing Alexander to hit a chop block on Omega. Davis has Omega in his sights, but Perry shoves Kenny out of the way and takes the lariat! Omega eats an enziguri and a stuck piledriver! Davis for the pin, Omega out at two!
Hechicero with the cross-arm breaker to Omega! Luchasaurus loads up Alexander and choke slams him onto Hechicero to break the hold! Luchasaurus tags in Perry, he has Hechicero on his shoulders, Perry to the top, Doomsday Device! (Jurassic Device?) The pin, the win!
WINNER: Kenny Omega and Jurassic Express
TIME: 11:00
THOUGHTS: The potential conflict between Perry and Omega in this match was good storytelling, and in the end, they were able to come out with the victory. I’m interested to see where it goes from here.
RATING: ***1/2
Post-Match, The Young Bucks are here! SUPERKICKS for Perry! They want the V-Trigger, but Kenny steps in the way! Luchasaurus back in with a double clothesline to both Bucks! Davis is on the apron, but Omega kicks him off the apron and to the floor. Kenny is super conflicted!
Hayter Hits Hard, or Goth Girl Goodness? We’ll found out next!
COMMERCIALS!
Jamie Hayter vs. Skye Blue
The bell rings, tentative start here. Blue goes behind Hayter, but Jamie wrestlers Skye to the mat. Skye to her feet, Jamie with wrist control. Skye with the go-behind, Jamie takes her down into a headlock. Skye to her feet, wrist control, but Jamie rolls through, only for Blue to throw her down by her hair. A second time. Jamie says fair play and does the same to Skye lol. Hayter with a shoulder tackle. A second one. A scoop slam from Jamie, the cover, Skye kicks out at two.
Jamie slams Skye face first into the turnbuckle. She takes her to the second corner! To the third corner! To the fourth corner! Jamie mounts Skye in the corner and does the ten punches. Snap suplex by Hayter, into the cover for a two count. Jamie hits another snap suplex, as Skye rolls out of the ring and to the floor. Julia Hart checks on her, Jamie to the floor, she gets in Julia’s face and wants her to hit her. Skye moves Julia and hits the thrust kick to Jamie. Skye slams Jamie on the apron as we go to commercial break.
Hayter catches Skye with an overhead suplex as we return from break. She can’t follow up on her charge, as Skye moves and places Jamie on the top rope. Blue goes up top, Hayter fights her off with a headbutt. Jamie from the top with a missile dropkick! Corner lariat and a backdrop suplex from Hayter. The cover, two count. Jamie with a big boot! The cover, another two. Jamie picks up Blue, they miss consecutive moves, Hayter goes behind, Blue with the stunner. Hayter looking Hate Breaker, arm drag by Skye. Kicks ensue, Skye with a clothesline, but Jamie absorbs it and hits the Hate Breaker!
Skye rolls out to the ring apron as Hayter charges in. Skye catches her with a knee, as Hayter rolls out to the floor. Blue off the apron, but Jamie catches her like a fair catch on a punt return and hits the Fallaway Slam! Jamie returns Skye to the ring, Firewoman’s carry into a neck breaker! Big Lariat from Jamie, but that’s just a two count. THIS IS AWESOME chants, and I agree, for sure! Skye cuts off the Hayterade and scores a two count. Skye runs into a lariat from Jamie and then the Hayterade! Jamie wins this one!
WINNER: Jamie Hayter
TIME: 12:05
THOUGHTS: While it had to be pretty obvious that Jamie was winning here because she has the match with Thekla at Wrestle Dream, this was no squash by any means. Skye got a lot in this match, and she did not look out of place with Jamie in there. And I’m happy they got 12+ minutes here.
RATING: ***3/4
Post-match, Thekla mock claps for Jamie. She isn’t clapping for you, Jamie, she is clapping for herself. She has been kicked out of Japan and attacked people, and she attacked Jamie back in June because she could. Her name means chaos, and she is going to inject Jamie with spider poison this Saturday. So, come on, Jamie!
Jamie waves her off and kisses her bicep.
Renee has 10-Belts Mone, sorry, Ultimo Mone in the back! Mone asks if there was any doubt about her matching Ultimo Dragon’s 10-titles? Renee asks her about Wrestle Dream, but Mone says slow the hell down. She has a match on Friday with Persephone, and then she breaks the record for longest TBS Champion of all-time. Renee says it will be 539 days, and Mone is happy because she doesn’t have to do the math.
COMMERCIALS!
Someone send up the Arilyn signal, because the Champion is here to commentate on the Dynamite main event!
AEW Trios’ Titles Match: The Opps (C) vs. LFI
Hobbs and Frank will start us off. MEAT chants go up as neither man can overpower the other. Headbutt from Mortos, though, and he hits a corner lariat. Hobbs follows in with a body block, and he unleashes the lariats. Hobbs cuts off a lurking Dralistico, but Mortos takes Hobbs off his feet. Mortos looking discus clothesline, but Hobbs with a power slam.
RUSH gets the tag, and he wants Shibata-San. He gets his wish, and a strike battle ensues that will cause both men’s chest to be red for a week. RUSH with a rolling forearm and a release German. Shibata rolls though and hits his own release German, but RUSH no-sells it too. RUSH with a back leg trip to Shibata. Joe and Mortos are in the match now. Mortos with strikes, but Joe eats them for dinner and unleashes his own attack on Frank. Corner enziguri from Joe floors Mortos. Page calls Joe a Christmas Ham of a man and Danielson lost his shit lol.
Shibata gets the tag, but he takes himself into the LFI corner, as all three guys work him over. They ambush Joe and Hobbs in the other corner, as Mortos winds up Shibata’s arm and sends him into the corner. All the members of LFI hit corner splashes to Shibata and then hit a triple team basement dropkick. Commercial break.
Shibata us STILL in the wrong part of the town as we return from break. Dralistico rolls Mortos up and launches him into a RAWR. Okay, that was super creative. Dralistico with the pin for a two count. Dralistico pounds away on Shibata in the corner and taunts him. That just served to piss Shibata off, as he charges in after Dralistico with a running dropkick. He follows up with forearms and a basement dropkick.
Hobbs gets the tag, as he takes out every member of LFI. Hobbs stacks all three men up in the corner, but RUSH with the boot up. No sweat, as Hobbs hits a double lariat to RUSH and Mortos, and picks Dralistico out of the sky and hits him with the World’s Most Dangerous Slam.
Joe in now, and he plays the hits as he takes it to Dralistico. Joe sits Dralistico on the top rope, but Mortos and RUSH are in to slow him down. Shibata in, he fights them off, leaving Joe and Dralistico. Dralistico with an enziguri. Dralistico to the top, he flies in and ends up in the Cocina Clutch! Dralistico taps out!
WINNER: The Opps (Still Champions)
TIME: 10:30
THOUGHTS: Call me crazy, but I thought, if ever there was the time to make a title change, it would be here, as you could have had Joe distracted by Hangman, and they lose to LFI. Alas, that didn’t happen, but it was a quality match at any rate.
RATING: ***1/4
Post-match, LFI assault the Opps. RUSH apparently spit in the direction of Hangman, so he bids the announcers a goodnight and enters the ring, as he takes care of LFI. Joe picks up the AEW World Title Belt, looks at it, raises it, and then shoves it at Hangman, as he leaves with his Trios’ Title.
Transition Effect
!!!!
And like that, it’s now Collision, still with the same three guys on the call lol.
It’s time for more Death Riders goodness!
Wheeler Yuta and Daniel Garcia vs. Orange Cassidy and Kyle O’Reilly
FUCK YOU YUTA chants before the bell even rings lol. Cassidy and Yuta to start, but Yuta tags in Garcia and leaves the ring, because of history and storytelling! Garcia knocks down Cassidy, he backs off, as Cassidy stands in the corner. Garcia with wrist control, Cassidy rocks back and forth until he kips up and he takes wrist control. Garcia counters, as he takes Cassidy down and he mocks him. Cassidy fakes putting his hands, but he does the DG dance lol. Flying mare by Cassidy and the lazy thumb lol. Suplex counters, Cassidy wins that battle.
O’Reilly tags in, and he applies a cross-arm breaker. Garcia to the ropes, Cassidy back in, and double team moves ensue. O’Reilly back in, Kyle with kicks and Cassidy with deadly chops. Yuta in now, he gets stacked up with Garcia and KOR and Cassidy keep on the attack. Garcia pulls Yuta out of the ring and to the floor, as KOR and Cassidy leave the ring to keep the fight going. Commercial break incoming.
Yuta has O’Reilly grounded and tags in Garcia as we return from break. Garcia with the hammer elbows to KOR as Yuta tags back in. Both Yuta and Garcia do the hammer elbows to Kyle. Yuta with the cross-face, but Kyle gets his foot on the bottom rope. Garcia tags back in, Kyle tries to fight both of them off, but he is quickly overtaken. Garcia sends Yuta into an elbow from KOR. KOR elbows Garcia, and hits a double dragon screw to both Death Riders.
Cassidy with the tag, the hands are in the pockets, so it’s time to get serious! Rip cord into a soul food on Garcia. Arm drags to Yuta and Garcia. Corner headbutts to both men. DDT by Cassidy to Yuta. Blindside shot from Garcia, but Cassidy with the Beach Break! The cover, two count.
(BTW, why is Bryce even here? Both Yuta and Garcia have been in the ring for like two minutes).
Yuta avoids the Orange Punch and goes behind Cassidy. OC with the Stun Dug Millionaire, axe kick from KOR to Garcia. Front Chancery exchange between KOR and Garcia, Twist and Shout by Garcia, but KOR with the guillotine! Marina has the ref, and Garcia is tapping out, but it doesn’t count! PAC and Claudio are here to attack OC on the floor. Garcia with an inside cradle to steal the win.
WINNER: Wheeler Yuta and Daniel Garcia
TIME: 12:25
THOUGHTS: Not a bad tag team match, especially for the non-usual team of KOR and OC and the Death Riders B-Team of Garcia and Yuta. The ending was a wet fart, though.
RATING: ***
Post-match, the Death Riders beat up OC and KOR, and the rest of the Conglomeration is here! Moxley has the mic, but here comes Darby Allin! He’s got a headstart on Halloween, as he comes out walking like a zombie. Claudio heads up the ramp and hits Allin with an uppercut. Allin, like the Terminator, keeps coming, so PAC hits him with a huge lariat. Yet still, Darby makes his way closer to the ring, as the B-Team attacks him now. Darby is STILL crawling towards the ring, so Marina hits a drive-by kick to the head of Allin.
We see Moxley pace around in the ring, and like a hand coming out of the grave, we see Darby’s hand reaching for the apron! The Conglomeration return to attack the Death Riders. Allin crawls in front of Moxley and he pulls out the AEW flag. He has a mic. He tells Moxley that it is not too late to say that he quits.
Moxley picks up Allin and hits the Paradigm Shift before leaving the ring and heading out with Marina. We get a prolonged look at Darby in the ring as Excalibur says we will hear from FTR and Stoke next!
COMMERCIALS!
Megan Bayne, the Top Goddess is here for her match with Harley Cameron. FTR and Big Stoke are out now and Stoke has a mic. Stoke hands the mic to Megan.
Willow, how does it feel, knowing that you came out here and gave it everything that you had, only to realize that it still wasn’t good enough? Now look at you, trying to dust yourself off, tag in a new friend, and take another swing at the Megasus. You think that makes you a fighter, but it just makes you stupid. I guess maybe I didn’t beat it into your skull hard enough, so maybe watching me destroy Harley tonight will make it clear. It’s fun playing the hero, but you are still going to bow down to me.
Stoke cannot articulate how much he hates Willow. But he can articulate how much he hates Kevin Knight and Mike Bailey. He says Mike looks like Billy Ray Cyrus with an auto-immune disease. After they beat them at Tailgate Brawl, they will focus on the World Tag Team Titles.
Uncle Dax on the mic. You have one opportunity to write your names in the immortal book of life. Use your brain, the last 11 years of FTR, ten tag team title reigns across seven different companies. If I shut up, you leave, because you paid to see me. He hopes that Jet Speed give them their credit, because they will be standing across from God this Saturday.
The Fun Gang are on the screen! Kevin Knight says slow your roll, like the one on the back of your neck. So, you beat us last week, big whoop, we still have unfinished business!
Harley says she knows what FTR stands for, FEEL THE (W)RATH!
Willow says there is a W in wrath lol. They say they can come out and say it to their face, and we pan back to the ring, as we see Willow and Harley hit a double team DDT on Megan! Jet Speed are here! Double missile dropkick from the top! Time and Adventure from Bailey! WILLOW HITS THE SPINEBUSTER ON UNCLE DAX! UFO Splash from Knight to Harwood!
Megan Bayne vs. Harley Cameron
After everyone is cleared out of the ring, Bayne hits a variation of the Claymore to Harley. She hammers away on Harley and takes time to pose. Harley uses that time to drive Megan to the corner and she hits some shoulder tackles in the corner. Megan absorbs this and hits an overhead suplex to Cameron. Megan takes Cameron to the corner with knees to the gut, a running splash, and another suplex. Megan with a two scoop slams to Harley, but Cameron out the back on the third one, as she hits a drop toehold to Bayne. She chokes Megan in the ropes with her legs and then rams her headfirst into turnbuckle. Megan puts a stop to that with a vertical suplex as we head to commercial break.
Harley is keeping Megan off-balance as we return from break. Megan finally catches up to Harley and hits a huge lariat. Bayne to the top rope, Cameron sweeps out the legs, as Bayne is stuck in the Tree of WOAH! Harley with rapid fire kicks and a dropkick follows. Cameron around the world and she hits a DDT for a two. Bayne scoops up Cameron and hits the Falcon Arrow! She did the deal for a two count. Bayne picks up Cameron and climbs to the top rope. Harley escapes and hits powerbomb to Bayne! Cameron stacks her up for a two count! Flying booty bumps from Cameron, but a third one is cut off by a flying lariat from the Megasus. Bayne hits her old finisher, the cover, but Cameron kicks out at two! Bayne is stunned, as Cameron gets a jackknife pin for a two count! Running Liger Bomb does get the job done proper for Megan.
WINNER: Megan Bayne
TIME: 8:00
THOUGHTS: Harley gave it all that she had, but Megna is simply too powerful and on another level. You always want to pull for Harley, though, because she is so fun and such a plucky underdog.
RATING: ***
Promo time for Eddie Kingston and HOOK. Eddie says they need to move on from LFI, no disrespect, but they have to go into the tag team ranks like they discussed when Eddie was out. Eddie says what is Saturday, HOOK says uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Tailgate. Kingston says Tailgate, see you there.
Riveting shit, Ollie.
COMMERCIALS!
The Unacclaimed are here! Bowens says he is never tagging with Caster again, because you are delusional. Caster agrees, he can’t share the ring with someone that has that much ego, how many plaques do you have? Bowens says he is up to five now! Lexi says that they don’t have a say over Tony’s decisions, so Caster says he has control over his own body. Bowens says Tony, don’t book us together again.
Lexi says that was the Acclaimed.
Bowens: It’s The Pride of Professional Wrestling!
Caster: The Best Wrestler Alive!
Bowens: And we are not a team!
Caster: Not going to the Acclaimed
Bowens: JERK!
I have no words lol.
Main event time!
Brody King, Bandido, and Mark Briscoe vs. Kyle Fletcher, Lance Archer, and Rocky Romero
Fletcher and Briscoe will start us off. Actually, no, Fletcher tags in Romero instead lol. Briscoe hits a shoulder tackle and punches to Rocky. Mark off the ropes, but Archer with a knee to the back of Briscoe. Archer in the ring proper, as he overpowers Briscoe for a bit. Mark catches Archer with a knee and then an enziguri. FUCK DON CALLIS chants as Fletcher wants to give it a go now. Kyle pounds away on Briscoe in the corner, but Mark fires back with chops. Fletcher runs backwards into the ropes, as Briscoe hits a lariat in the ropes. King gets the tag, as Brodido and Briscoe take turns running train over Fletcher. King slams both Bandido and Briscoe on top of Fletcher lol. King splashes Bandido on top of Kyle as Mark and Bandido do the macarena as we head to our last break.
Fletcher wants all the smoke as we return from break. He attacks King, but King looks at him like he just felt a fly lol. Briscoe and Fletcher collide in the middle of the ring. King and Archer are in the match now. MEAT attacks ensue, King with a DVD to Archer. The cover, Archer kicks out at two. Bandido with the tag, the tag team champions pepper Archer with some offense. They inadvertently hit heads, and Archer jumps over Bandido and splashes King! The DCF corner Bandido, and Romero with a frog splash! The cover, two count. Everyone gets their shit in. Military press from Bandido to Romero. Back splash from King, and Briscoe with the Froggy Bow! The cover, Fletcher makes the save. THIS IS AWESOME chants, as Mark and Kyle deal in the ring. Fletcher sends Briscoe to the apron and hits a thrust kick. King with a lariat to Fletcher. Bandido with a DDT to Archer. The Tag Champs take care of Romero for the win.
WINNER: Brodido and Mark Briscoe
TIME: 10:55
THOUGHTS: Fun and chaotic match to close out the show on. Briscoe and Bandido doing the macarena was fun, and someday soon, Brody King will also do it, too. Anytime Romero is out there, you know he is doing the JOB, and he did just that.
RATING: ***1/2
Post-match, Briscoe and Fletcher fight up the ramp and to the back. The Champs celebrate but El Clon is here. It’s a distraction, as Kazuchika Okada sneaks in from behind and clocks King with his title belt! Bandido tries to fight him off, but Okada hits him with a Tombstone Piledriver. Okada celebrates with both tag team titles before dropping them and grabbing his own title belt. Don and Okada leave the ring, and with that, we are done!
