Csonka’s WWE Main Event Review 4.12.19

Csonka’s WWE Main Event Review 4.12.19

OFFICIAL RESULTS
– Jinder Mahal defeated No Way Jose @ 4:50 via pin [*]
– Heavy Machinery defeated The Ascension @ 6:05 via pin [**]

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Jinder Mahal vs. No Way Jose: I am still wondering why Jose now looks like a cross between Naomi & Façade. Jose dances and they lock up. They work to the ropes, more dancing and Jose hits a dropkick. Mahal cuts him off with rights, and then works him over in the corner. Mahal grounds things, trying to look mean while he contemplates what to do next. He follows with a suplex, and then grounded strikes. Knee drops follow, and he then chokes out Jose. Mahal grounds things again, purely busy work at this point. Jose fires up, hits clotheslines and a neck breaker. The corner splash follows, the Singhs distract him and the khallas finishes Jose. Jinder Mahal defeated No Way Jose @ 4:50 via pin [*] This was no good, bland, boring, and it had no energy and a distraction finish to boot.

– We get highlights from Becky’s promos on Raw & Smackdown and her interactions with Lacey Evans. You can read my Raw Review here. You can read my Smackdown Review here.

– Next are highlights of the Hardys beating the Usos to win the Smackdown tag team titles. You can read my Smackdown Review here.

– Back to Raw, we see Lars Sullivan killing Kurt Angle. We also get clips of Sami’s heel promo and Undertaker killing Elias. You can read my Raw Review here.

Heavy Machinery vs. The Ascension: Viktor and Tucker begin. They lock up and Tucker grounds things. Viktor battles back, but Tucker runs him over with a shoulder tackle. The Ascension cut Tucker off, but Otis tags in and fires up. He slams Konnor to the buckles, tags in Tucker and it breaks down. Viktor is tosses and then pulls Tucker to the floor. Konnor works over Tucker, and Viktor hits the jumping knee strike for 2. He follows with chops, tags in Konnor and double teams follow for 2. Tucker battles back, but Viktor cuts him off. Tucker dumps him, and Konnor misses a charge. Otis tags in, runs wild and suplexes Viktor. The caterpillar follows. Tucker tags in and the compactor finishes it. Heavy Machinery defeated The Ascension @ 6:05 via pin [**] This was ok, but again, had no energy or sense of urgency to it.

– Back to Smackdown for Kofi’s celebration and main event highlights. You can read my Smackdown Review here.

– End scene.

– Thanks for reading.

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* G1 Supercard Review: 64:15

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The final score: review Bad

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This week’s episode of WWE Main Event was not a good show in any way and feels like it’s just getting worse by the week.