411’S WWE RAW Report 9.21.15

Night of Champions has come and gone, and Sting done got hurt. Some titles changed hands, while others stayed around the same waist they were on before. Tonight is the fallout. Are. You. Ready?

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RAW!
IS!
DERP!

What a surprise! We start with Wyatts! He cuts a promo for a few short minutes that I miss, and I’m terribly sorry, but he is essentially saying he won last night and the nightmare is not over.

Reigns cuts him off quickly with his music and heads down the steps towards the ring. Reigns is out here alone. He neters the ring. Wyatt is sided by Harper and Strowman. Reigns says this isn’t just about him; it’s about Reigns and Bray Wyatt. It’s always been about both of them. It started here, so he says they finish it here. He tells Wyatt to send the big dudes back to the swamp and see who makes it out of Laredo tonight. Wyatt says that he’s given Reigns enough chances. Reigns says he’s scared. Reigns says there needn’t be a ref, or a match, let’s just have a fight. Wyatt whispers in the ear of Harper and Braun. He shoves them away and readies for a fight. The big guy leaves the ring. Harper points on the apron so Reigns knocks him off.

Wyatt and Reigns trade rights. Hard right sends Wyatt down. He grabs from the waist and tosses Wyatt down. In the corner, Reigns hits ten hard clotheslines then screams as Wyatt stands in the corner. Reigns runs into a boot. Uppercut by Wyatt. Wyatt with a right to Reigns. He hits the corner and bounces off…right into a Superman Punch!!! Reigns attacks the head with right hands. Harper has had enough. He runs into the ring, but Reigns uppercuts him down. Reigns turns into a goozle by Strowman, who just sends Reigns down hard.

Ambrose is here! He heads sodnw, ducks a clothesline, heads into the ring and splashes against Harper. Strowman on the apron, and he gets knocked off. Suicide Dive from Ambrose but Strowman doesn’t drop. He tosses him back in the ring, so Ambrose hits another suicide dive. A few rights don’t stop the big guy, because he hits a hard right sending Ambrose down. Reigns is here to attack! Braun knocks Reigns down. Ambrose with a sleeper hold from behind! Strowman tosses him over the shoulders, and Harper and Strowman attack Ambrose. Wyatt goes after Reigns, but Reigns knocks him down. Ambrose sends Harper into the barricade and tries to help Reigns, who is stuck with Strowman. Wyatt is standing and watches as Strowman tosses Ambrose into the steps. Harper has Reigns against the apron. Wyatt drops a knee to Ambrose then heads in the ring, where Harper has Reigns in a half chicken and cravat.

Randy Orton‘s music hits! He’s in the middle of the ring with a Thesz Press on Wyatt! Harper tries to stop him, but Wyatt rushes into a powerslam! Orton tosses Harper over the top rope. Harper pulls the leg of Orton, and they fight ringside! Strowman is busy with Ambrose as Orton hits a back suplex to Harper! Strowman sees and hits Orton with a hard right. He tosses Orton into the apron headfirst. Orton is tossed into the ring. Big man grabs the neck. Ambrose flies off the top rope to Strowman! He still stands! Dropkick from Orton! Still standing! SUPERMAN punch to Strowman! He flies over the top rope but still lands on his feet!

The Wyatts head backwards up the ramp in awe.

Recap of last night’s matches, focusing on Seth’s loss of the US Title, his win against Sting, and Kane’s return.

Backstage, Seth Rollins stands outside The Authority’s door. He struggles a bit, then walks in and is ready to talk to both of them. Only, he walks in on the return of…the Director of Operations, Kane. He turns with a smile, says sorry he didn’t hear the knock. He is not wearing a mask, and is suited up. Seth wants to know what he’s doing there. Seth brings up last night, but Kane doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He has been recuperating since his broken ankle. Seth says he’s been meaning to apologize. Kane says it’s ok, he would have done the same. He’s back at work as DOO and is super excited. Seth didn’t get the e mail? Seth asks where HHH and DD’s at. Kane says they are not there yet. Kane says that tonight, Seth will get his rematch against John Cena for his title. Kane is all smiles as Seth leaves.

-Commercial Break-

Back, and Stardust is here with his buddies.

Match 2: Cody Rhodes and The Ascension vs Neville and The Lucha Dragons
Sin Cara and Conor to start. Lockup and Conor works the left arm. He twerks but Sin flips out and grabs Conor’s left arm. Conor with a kick and a right hand to the face. He lifts Cara and tosses him over the top rope, but Sin lands on the apron. Kick to the arm. Springboard into…nothing, as he falls off the rope and lands awkwardly. Tag to Stardust and he enters ofr a few stomps. Tag to Victor as the crowd chants Cody. Cara gets hit with a big uppercut. Cover for 1. Tag to Conor. He comes in with a kick to the chest. Cover for 1..NO! Cara is still grabbing the ankle as Conor locks in a cravat from behind. Conor with a hard stomp in the corner. Conor steps on the face of Cara then lifts him up in the heel corner. Tag to Cody who enters with a kick in the corner. He cartwheels to the face cornrer to taunt them then kicks Sin Cara. Set up for Alabama Slammer but Sin Cara rolls through and tags in Neville. He’s in with a spinning kick. Front kick. Another spinning one. He hits the ropes, kicks again, sends The AScension off the apron, then heads to Cody. Whip to the corner. Neville flips across the ring. Kick to Cody, and we’re looking for Red Arrow. Viktor interrupts so Neville hops off on the apron! He’s so damned nimble! Modified Beautiful Disaster kick to Neville sends him tumbling down to the mat outside as we go to break.

We return to Cody stomping the chest of Neville near the heel corner. Tag to Viktor, who is then blind tagged by Conor. We get a triple team move and a pin from Conor. 1…2..NO! Rope break. Cravat from behind. Conor is the Resthold King. Tag to Viktor and we get some double team work and a cover for 2 as JBL and Cole make the distinction between “Corporate Kane” and “Demon Kane.” Ok. In the ring, a hard kick from Viktor sends Neville down and pins for 1…2…NO! Tag to Cody who hops off the apron with an axe handle. Cody locks the arms from behind then twists and we got Neville laid out atop the shoulders of Cody. Neville is able to drop out of it and hit an elbow. Cody sends him into the corner and goes for a splash, but Neville side steps and heads down as Cody crashes into the corner. Both men reach for tags. Tag to Viktor who stops the tag from Neville. He sends the dragons off the apron. Kalisto is still on though. He is tagged in! Kick to Viktor. Kick to Conor. Cody enters and Kalisto hits a springboard kick to Cody. A spinning elbow to Conor! Cody in the ring. He tries to back suplex Kalisto, but Kalisto lands on his feet.

Neville in, gets sent out, Kalisto with a Salida De Sol! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: Neville and Lucha Dragons
A little too run of the mill for my liking. Didn’t we just see the same match with the alternate ending?
Rating: **

Seth is backstage, and The Authority is finally here. He wants to know where they have been, and he can’t believe that they reinstated Kane. Steph and HHH both look confused. Seth brings up Kane invoking the rematch, and his backstage antics, including mug. Seth says he’s not in any condition for a rematch. Triple H tells Seth to relax. If what Seth is saying is true, and Seth has a rematch tonight with Cena, then he has an opportunity to get his title back, and he should just focus on that. Steph says yes, this is a big opportunity. Seth should worry about Cena, while Steph and H will worry about Kane. Seth says ok then heads off.

Steph looks to H as if they had no clue what’s going on…

Photo stills of Owens vs Ryback, and they spotlight the rake of the eyes, complete with Cole saying “it appears” that Owens raked the eyes, even though last night he blatantly made the call. Idiot.

Ryback is here with another monologue brought to you by The Secret.

Before the match, Owens makes his way out with his glorious title. Owens is joining commentary tonight, and it should be relatively short.

Bo Dallas on the mic. He congratulates Owens on the win. He then turns to Ryback and says he didn’t lose the title because he didn’t Bo-lieved. No, he Bo-lieved he was better than Kevin Owens, and he never will be…Bo-lieve him.

Match 3: Ryback vs Bo Dallas
Rybck shoots the legs and shoves Bo in the corner. Chop to Bo. Whip to the opposite corner and a splash. Ryback tosses Bo across the ring. Bo with some rights to the face. Ryback hits a few of his own and knocks Bo Dallas down. Body slam from Ryback. Belly to belly suplex from Ryback as Owens tries really hard to ignore Byron. Bo tries to fight back, hits the ropes, but Ryback just shoves him down hard. Ryback looks for a suplex, hits it. Cover. 1…NO! Bo on the apron. Ryback pulls him up by the hair. I miss a small portion of the match, and return with Bo having a cravat locked in on Ryback in the middle of the ring. Ryback turns into the hold and hits a guerilla press. Spinebuster to Bo Dallas! Ryback in the corner. He snarls at Owens then calls for the Meatook.

Hard Meathook to Bo, turning him in the air. Shellshock setup and he hits it. Pin for 1…2….3!!!
Official Result: Ryback
Am I supposed to be mad that Bo got too much offense, or that Bo didn’t get enough?
Rating: 1/2*

Immediately after the cover, Kevin Owens slides in the ring and stomps Ryback down. He send Ryback into the ropes, but Ryback comes back with a hard clothesline. Ryback sets up for Shellshock, but Owens slides off and heads to the outside quickly. He grabs his title and heads up the ramp.

Back to the show, and Ric Flair is here! He’s getting mic time, so be prepared! He wants ot know if he looks like a happy, proud father. Has he had fun in Laredo, TX before? He calls out 1972, specifically. He brings up a particular time in a man’s life, then thanks the crowd for thanking him. He says there are times that things are so special, he has no idea what to say. Like the first time stepping through the curtain, or look at 10,000 people. Or when you fall in love, once, twice, maybe four times. Make no mistake though, the proudest moment of his entire life is not his World Championship win, or his match with Shawn Michaels when he retired. The proudest moment of his wrestling career was last night when his little girl won the Divas Championship. He didn’t give it to her, she didn’t give it because of him. She paid the price, she bled, sweat, cried. She beat a great champion. He wants everyone to please welcome his little girl, the Divas Champion…Charlotte!

Flair opens the ropes for his champion daughter. Charlotte grabs the mic. They WOO together. The belt looks good on her. Charlotte says she must compose herself because she and her dad tend to cry when they are in the ring together. Flair starts with the waterworks. Charlotte remembers when she was a little girl and realizing she wanted to be like Flair when she grew up. She always thought Flair was the best, and if she can make him half as proud of her as she is of him, then she will be proud. She loves him very much. They hug it out. Charlotte turns her attention to Paige and Becky. Since the Divas Revolution started, teaming with them has literally been a dream of hers. Since day 1, all she wanted was to win this title, but in the process, she got two best friends. Becky is her protein sister. Charlotte reminds her not to be so serious all the time, thanks. Paige…Charlotte says that they started at NXT together. Paige was the FIRST NXT Women’s Champion. She has followed in Paige’s footsteps ever since. Paigew ants to talk, but Charlotte isn’t done. Charlotte wanted to be where Paige was, and she is here today because she wanted to be just like Paige.

Paige says this is always so nice, and Charlotte won the title. This entire celebration is for Charlotte…but let’s just think about who really made this possible….PAIGE.

“Shut up, Becky!” hahaha. Paige says this is patronizing. Charlotte sounds like she just was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Yes, Charlotte won it, so what. She won it on her first day, and here’s a little secret…title reigns end. Nikki is going to get her rematch, and her hippy sister, and her third wheel, and the title will go back right where it was. There is no revolution. Charlotte is just a placeholder. Paige tells Becky to back off. She says Becky will never be champion because she is the least relevant of all of them. What about TEAM BAD. ALL FLASH, NO SUBSTANCE. What about Lana and Summer? They’re too busy trying to figure out who they want to jump. And where’s Nattie?! ANd let’s go to the Bellas…we all know the real reason why they’re at the top. WE ALL KNOW.

Paige says that the only reason Charlotte has the title is because og her old man. WHOOO. Paige drops the mic and heads to the back. She screams that this is her house, first.

The Bellas are here. They call Paige trashy, classless. She welcomes Charlotte to her world. When you succeed and are on top, everyone turns their back on you. Can Charlotte handle it? Bella wants to know if Charlotte thinks it gets any easier. Starting tonight, it won’t be any easier, because she is going to lose to Brie Bella, and one more thing…when they have their rematch, Charlotte will lose the title, too. Good luck.

ugh.

Match 4: Charlotte vs Brie Bella
Back to a match in progress. Charlotte is dropped down into the steel steps. Brie, on the apron, taunts Charlotte. Charlotte heads back in the ring and hits a shoulder to the abs of Brie. Brie sends Charlotte into the corner with a shoulder tackle. Another. One more. Brie works the left leg again, then kick the thigh. Brie drives the knee into the thigh a few times. Leg drag from Brie who goes for work on the leg only, it looks silly. She drives a knee to the back of the knee of Charlotte and twists the ankle. Kicks from Charlotte as she tries to break it. Brie with another kick to the back of the thigh. She keeps attacking then taunts the crowd. Dropkick to Charlotte. She wraps the leg around the bottom rope. Brie Mode engaged. She drives the knee into the leg. Brie wants one more. She runs, hits a knee to the leg one more time. Cover for 1..2..NO! Summer is up. Goes for a body slam, but Brie slides down behind and clips the knee. She covers for 1…2..NO! Bri with a half Boston crab. Charlotte makes it to her feet. Enziguri to Brie! Both women up. Brie goes for the legs, but Charlotte locks up and hits a backslide. Pin fo 1..2..NO! Brie kicks, but Charlotte holds the leg and drops Brie. Hit to the chest. Chop. Again. neckbreaker by Charlotte.

SPEAR to Brie!! Charlotte hobbles over to the middle of the ring. She locks in the Figure Eight! Brie taps.
Official Result: Charlotte
I mean…it’s a direction.
Rating: **

Sheanus is here.

Mark Henry out next, and they build him up as if he is going to win this…

Match 5: Sheanus vs Mark Henry
Henry shoves Sheanus. Sheanus goes for a right. Henry blocks and twists the arm then hits a splash in the middle of the ring. Sheanus rolls to the outside and shows frustration. He heads back in and kicks then clubs the back of henry. Right hands to the face. He runs and gets body slammed by Henry. Sheamus back up and Henry clotheslines Sheanus back to the outside. Sheanus is frustrated, slapping his hands against the mat and apron. He is brough back in the ring the hard way, right by the Hauk. Sheanus hangs Henry up, then locks him up in the ropes. He goes for the beatdown, but Henry blocks at the three count and pulls on the beard of Sheanus. He tosses Sheanus in over the top rope. Sheanus with a Brogue Kick that barely hits Henry. Sheanus in the corner.

Sheanus calls for another. This one connects. Pin for 1..2…NO!
Official Result: Sheanus
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Rating: *

Sheanus at the top of the stage. He says we can chant all we want, because as far as he is concerned, he is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. It’s just a matter of time.

Backstage, Triple H and Steph meet up with Kane. They say it’s such asurprise seeing him here. H says regarding work. Kane wonders if they are upset with him. He wanted to have an impact on his first night back. H says no, that’s great, it’s huge and awesome. H says that they haven’t heard from Kane since he got hurt and just showed up last night. Kane questions this. Steph says if Kane wants to play mindgames with Seth, that’s fine, but don’t insult their intelligence. Kane says he would never do that, he loves his job too much. He wants to do what’s best for business, and he knows they want the same thing. Steph says there is a way for them three to get along here. They will all three move forward. Steph holds her hand out and says that she needs him to give it back. Kane high fives her. Steph says she wants the mask back. Kane is all smiles. She wants the mask. Kane sees the box. “Oh my gosh, it’s gone!” Kane says the last time he saw the mask was when he gave it to Steph. And if she lost it, he could see that there would be…a…big problem. BUT if he’ll look for it, and if he finds it, they’ll be the first to know.

Backstage, Paige and her boobs are heelin it up. She says “oh, you do still work here.” Nattie is in the scene. Paige says that she guesses Nattie is here to tell her what she did wrong out there. Nattie said no, if there is anyone that needs to lash out, she gets it, but how Paige acted was really unprofessional. That was Charlotte’s moment. Imagine if someone Paige respected interrupted Paige’s celebration. Paige asks Nattie where has she been hiding. Nattie says that she works here still and she has a match later tonight. She tells Paige, as a friend, that the only person standing in Paige’s way is Paige.

Change gears to awesomeness.

Woods gloriously sells the injury from last night.

Woods holds up an evidence back of sorts. Woods is near tears. He says that last night, after The Dudley Boyz put him through a table, the WWE medical team had to remove this piece of wood from his buttocks. Kofi says Woods ain’t right. How many more people must suffer before we say Enough is Enough. Dudleys are a menace to society, and they must be stopped. Big E says they must build a wall around Dudleyville. We must build a strong wall, a high wall, a great wall, a beautiful wall – to protect us, our laws, our values, and our furniture. Woods says a wall to keep those Dudleys away from them and their tables. Everyone here has a voice, says Kofi. This means everyone can help, and together, they can make WWE great again. Together, we can SAVE THETABLES.

Match 6: New Day and Rusev vs The Dudley Boyz and Dolph Ziggler
Dolph and Kofi to start. Lockup and Dolph works the arm. Kofi reverses. They hit a stalemate. Both men stand. Lockup and DOlph gets a side headlock. Kofi works the arm, getting out of the hold, and brings Dolph down. Dolph strengths out of it and locks a side headlock. Kofi sends him to the ropes. Takedown from Dolph. Ropework and a few leapfrogs. Kofi jumps, and Dolph catches him. Dolph sent into the corner. Monkey flip, but Dolph lands on his feet. Dolph goes for one of his own, and Kofi hits the mat facefirst. Dolph calls for a tag. Tag to D-Von. He hits a kidney shot then right hand to the face. D-Von with a body slam in the middle o the ring. Leg drop from D-Von. He hits some right hands to the head of Kofi. Kofi fights out with some rights. Whip to the corner. He runs, but D-Von side steps and grabs Kofi’s head. neckbreaker from the 2nd rope! Tag to Bubba. Tag to Big E! Back suplex from Bubba, sending Big E to the outside. Rusev rushes in to fight, but D-Von and Dolph enter, and Rusev thinks better of it.

After a break, Dolph Ziggler hits a dropkick to Big E. Woods distracts and Big E just trucks Ziggler down hard. Tag to Rusev, who comes in and covers for 1…2..NO! Rusev stomps then sends ZIggler into the corner. Right hands and a tag to Big E, who stomps along with the trombone. Tag to Kofi. Stomps. Tag to Big E, who continues the barrage. Kofi with a blind tag. Whip dropkick into Dolph!Woods plays RUSEV’S ENTRANCE while Rusev hits a hard suplex in the middle of the ring. Headbutt to Dolph! Woods is awesome. He drops Ziggler down hard. BULGARIAN TRICEP MEAT!!! Rusev talks shit in the middle of the ring. Ziggler tries to crawl through the legs of Rusev, but he grabs the midsection and drags him to the heel corner. Tag to Big E, who hits Dolph, then taunts Bubba hilariously. He looks for the abdominal stretch.

Outside of the ring, Summer tugs on Woods’ trambone…

Both men down in the middle of the ring. Tag to Kofi. Dolph reaches, but Kofi stops him! He attacks Ziggler with a bunch of rights, then hits Bubba in the face. D-Von tries to get in the ring, but the ref stops him. Kofi with a kick to DOlph. Pin for 1..2…Kofi with a resthold from behind. Dolph stands, sends Kofi over his shoulder. Kofi with a dropkick. Pin for 1..2…NO! Kofi tags in Big E. He enters and tags in Rusev. Triple Team to Dolph! Rusev begs Dolph to tag one of the Dudleys in. He urges him to do it, then stomps the back. Rusev shouts that Lana is his. Interesting. Rusev heads to the corner and runs for a big splash. Dolph moves, though, and Rusev hits the corner facefirst. Dolph crawls towards his corner, but Rusev cuts the ring off. Dolph hits the ropes. HARD DDT to Rusev! TAG TO BUBBA! Tag to Kofi! Bubba with a shoulder tackle, another! Whip and a back body drop to Kofi! Bubba hits the corner. Splash to Kofi! He clotheslines Big E off the apron. Kofi runs into a side slam! Bubba lifts Kofi, sends him in the corner, Kofi hops off and over. Bubba with a Rock Bottom!!! Pin for 1…2..NO!!! Big E stops the pin! He tries to whip Bubba out the ring, but Bubba hits a Big Boot! Tag to Rusev! Clothesline to Rusev! Tag to D-Von. Double Suplex to Rusev. They each grab a leg! Tag to Dolph! WASSSSUPPP!!! Ziggler with the headbutt to the crotch. D-Von clotheslines Kofi to the outside. Bubba does the same with Big E! Dolph and Rusev left in the ring. Woods hops on the apron! SUPERKICK from Dolph! Woods flies off the apron. Summer Rae catches the trombone, though!

Rusev with a Superkick! Pin for 1..2….3!!!
Official Result: Rusev and New Day
Awesome match, but is also yet another contradictory decision from the PPV only the night before.
Rating: ***

Match 7: Natalya vs Naomi (w/ Team B.A.D.)
Naomi shoves Nattie. Nattie with a side headlock. Shove to the ropes by Naomi. She drops down then leap frogs up. Double dropkick then a double kipup. Nice. Nattie with a side headlock takedown. Natie grabs Naomie by the hair on the apron. Naomi with a high kick to the head. Slap to Naomie and a cover for 1…NO! Nattie with elbow drops to the shoulder then she locks in a chin lock. She lifts and drops Nattie the ncovers for 1..2..NO! Paige watches backstage. Naomi with a hard hit in the corner. She’s proud of herself, and so is Sasha. Nattie blocks and rolls up Naomi for 1..2..NO! Naomi hits the ropes. Flipping Clothesline from Naomi. Pin for 1..2..NO! Naomi grabs the hair of Nattie. She hits a body slam to Nattie then a hard leg drop. Pin for 1..2..NO! Naomi grbs the hair and shoves Naomi across the 2nd rope. She chokes up Nattie for a bit then kicks her. Another kick to the gut by Naomi. Naomi with a runnin bulldog, but Nattie sends her into the corner. Nattie drops Naomi on her ass then hits a discus punch. Tamina on the apron. Nattie sends her down. She looks to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Sasha hops on the apron.

Nattie goes to confront Sasha, allowing Naomi to hit the Rear View and pins for 1..2…3!!!
Official Result: Naomi
It’s something…
Rating: *

Backstage, Seth heads to the back to ask The Authority what the plan is. Steph says that they think Kane got everything out of his system last night and showed up to work. They beleive that he’s ready to get back to his corporate responsibilites. Seth says that they all know what he’s capable of. They know better than anyone, Kane can slaughter all of us. HHH says enough! He says that they will handle Kane, and he would advise Seth to worry about John Cena. Seth says fine.

Back to the show, and The Big Show is here for commentary to hype up his match with Brock Lesnar next week.

Match 8: Cesaro vs The Big Show
Cesaro ducks a clothesline and hits an uppercut, again. he kicks out of the corner and hops up top. He flies and runs right inot a chop fro, Big Show. Big Show sends him in the corner and hits a hard right then whips Cesaro into the opposite corner. Uppercut to the gut from Show. Cesaro with rights and lefts. Big Show hits the ropes. Shoulder tackle sends Cesaro down. Big Show with another uppercut to Cesaro. Big Show with a chop in the corner. Show sends Cesaro into the corner face first then just tosses Cesaro across the ring like nothing. Show gets Cesaro in the corner. Kicks to the midsection. Show with another, final kick. He grabs Cesaro’s head and looks for the Final Cut. Hits it. Pin for 1..2..NO! Show pulls the left arm across Cesaro’s neck and pulls hard. Cesaro tries to get out of it only for Show to drop him down hard. Show hits the ropes. He goes for an elbow, but Cesaro moves aside! He hits an uppercut. Another. One more. He uppercuts Show into the corner then alternates rights and lefts. Cesaro hits the ropes and hits a running uppercut. He goes for another but Show with the goozle! Cesaro drops the arm. Dropkick to Big Show!! Show heads to the outside. Cesaro heads to the outside, too, and runs with another uppercut!! Big Show stumbles towards the announce table. Cesaro hops on it and dives, but Show catches him and shoves his back into the ring post!!! Show tosses Cesaro into the ring. He hops up and Cesaro hits another uppercut. Cesaro locks up for a suplex. Holy shit, no. It hurts his back, so he releases and hits an uppercut. A kick to Big Show is next. Cesaro locks up for the suplex one more time, but can’t. He hits an uppercut, another. One more. Cesaro turns around. He grabs the head. HE WANTS THE SUPLEX. HE HITS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!

Big Show back to his feet. Cesaro struggles to stand. He turns. KO Punch from Big Show!
Official Result: The Big Show
Gotta keep him strong…
Rating: *

Big Show gets some mic time. He wants showers of boos, and the crowd obliges. Show points down to Cesaro, and says this is a message for Brock Lesnar. He says that this is going to be Brock. He wants to refresh Brock’s memory; he is the greatest giant this business has ever seen. Survivor Series 2002, Brock was the next big thing, no one could pin Lesnar…but Show did. He also took the WWE Championship from him. Brock knows Show can’t stand him, so he hopes right now that – SUPLEX CITY – Show says there’s no way his big ass is going to Suplex City. Not happenin. What’s gonna happen is Brock will sit at home thinkin Big Show won’t be a big challenge. He has been in this business as long as he has is because he is a threat every time he enters the ring. When he hits Brock with the KO Punch, Brock will think he’s in Hell when he’s done with him.

Did…did we just get a backstage shot of John Cena kissing dog tags?

Man…my patience….

Wyatt promo. We get a close up of Harper. He sayss he hears voices, too. Bray Wyatt saved him, and taught him to learn from his mistakes. Apparently, Orton has not. Strowman removes his mask. He says he caught a snake once. He skinned it and drank its blood. It’s in a better place now. Wyatt says they all fall down, Randy, and soon so will he.

Seth Rollins is showing some wear and tear after last night’s match, limping to the ring.

Match 9: United States Championship Match
Seth Rollins vs John Cena
While Lillian Garcia is doin the super special announcing of Cena, Seth attacks!!! The ref holds him back to check on Cena, but Cena sells the attack like he was hit by a car. Seth with a clothesline as the bell rings, and a cover for 1..2..NO! Another cover for 1..2..NO! Seth with a neckbreaker. Cover for 1..2..NO! Seth Rollins with a right hand. Another cover for 2. Seth keeps hitting the right hands, sending Cena down to the mat with one, and trying for a knee drop. He covers for 1…2..NO! Seth sets up for the Pedigree. Cena escapes! He pulls Seth, Seth lands on his feet. He hits a kick to the head! Pin for 1..2…NO! Seth hits the corner and runs with a right to Cena. Cover from Seth. 1..2.NO! Cena is up. he hits a clothesine to Seth, knocking him on his ass. Cena calls for the AA, but Rollins hops off. Kick. DDT to Cena! Cover for 1..2..NO! Cena rolls out of the ring.

Back, after a break, and Seth has a chokehold on Cena. Cena backs Rollins into the corner, but Rollins hits himself a good ol move (read: I missed it) and covers for 1..2..NO! Seth lifts Cena, hits a right. Side headlock from Seth. Right hand to the face of Cena. Cena with a shoulder tackle. Another. Protobomb. Seth cannot see Cena. Five Knuckle Shuffle. Seth decides to leave the ring, but Cena grabs him and sends him back in the ring. Cena goes up top. Seth hops up as well to lock up for a suplex. Cena fights out with some headbutts. Seth falls. Cean dives with a crossbody. Cover for 1..2…NO! Rollins rolls through. Cover for 1…2..NO! Kick to the gut. Another kick to the face from Seth! Pin for 1..2…NO!!! Cena goes for the AA, ROllins slides off, rolls up, but instead of a pin, locks in the STF!!!! Cena looks like he might tap! Seth grabs that arm, and locks in a Crossface! Cena powers up, and stands!! He looks for an AA, but Rollins grabs the ropes and drops off. Springboard knee to Cena. Cover for 1..2..NO!

Seth looks for The Pedigree, but Cena grabs the legs and shoots him up, only for Rollins to land on his feet. Cena heads under him and goes for an electric chair drop. Pin for 1..2…NO!!! Cena grabs the pants and hits an elbow, but Rollins hits one, too. A right hand to Cena. Cena hits one. They trade blows. Cena with left. Right from Seth. Cena goes for an AA, but Seth kicks and goes for a Pedigree. AA attempt, but Seth drops. Pedigree attempt again, only for Cena to send him over his head. Seth lands on his feet! He goes for the orner buckle buster, but we get a Driver from Seth and a pin for 1…2…NO!!! Seth drags Cena into the corner. Seth hops up to the top rope. He struggles getting there. He’s on top! Seth goes for the Red Arrow, but lands on his feet! Cena with the drop toe hold! STF locked in!!! Seth nears the ropes. He gets to the ropes and Cena has to break the hold. Seth pulls the ropes and Seth stands on the apron. Cena turns and Seth hits a high kick to the head. Seth heads to the top rope.

Frog Splash!!! Pin for 1..2…NO!! Cena powers out of it and hits the AA! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: John Cena
A great match, but what was the point?
Rating: ***

Cena leaves the ring. Kane is on the TitanTron. He says that since it’s his first night back, he advises Seth to be the best champ he can be. There are people that are after his title, people that Seth wouldn’t even imagine…in his worst nightmares.

Seth holds a finger up to the screen, then flames hit, and the red lights come on. Kane comes from a hole in the ring and tries to drag Seth down into hell!!! Kane leaves the hole and atacks Seth. He kicks him then drags him back down through the hole. Seth tries to escape, but Kane keeps pulling. Seth falls deeper into the hole, until a hand comes up and drags him down by the head. The four pillars light up, and a big puff of fog comes from the hole.

End Show.