411’s WWF Smackdown Report 6.14.01

411’s WWF Smackdown! Report
June 14, 2001
Taped from Baltimore
Your announcers are Cole and Tazz
Report for 411 by Sean “Beantown” McCluskey

UT Vs Angle later tonight…

Tag Title match to start off tonight’s program… Gotta like that!

FOUR Title matches tonight!!!

Tag Team Title Match
Edge & Christian Vs The Brothers Chris
Christian and Benoit are in to kick off the match and the show. Benoit gains control in the corner and lays the boots to Christian. WOOOOOO chops by Benoit, followed by a snap suplex, then a cover for a two count. Edge gets the tag, and Benoit lands a gutbuster. Now Jericho tags in. Jericho lands his backbreaker maneuver. Now Jericho tries for a pin, but Jericho rolls into it, and goes for the Walls, but Christian interferes. Now Edge takes control with a reverse facebuster. Cole keeps talking about how Austin is getting people to sign a petition about his title match at KOTR. Now Christian is in, and he takes Jericho down, and covers for a two count. Now Edge is back in. Edge lands a takedown, then tags in Christian again. E&C go for their version of poetry in motion, but Jericho moves, lands a bulldog, and then tags Jericho makes the hot tag to Benoit. Benoit exchanges german suplexes on Edge and Christian. Benoit applies the Crossface, but Edge grabs a title belt, and nails Benoit in the head with it, while the ref is holding Jericho back. Christian covers, but Benoit kicks out at two. Benoit tries to fight back, and makes a tag to Jericho, but the ref didn’t see it. Now E&C make an exchange while the ref’s back is turned. Now Edge and Christian exchange often and wear Benoit down. Now with Christian in, he goes to the middle rope, but Benoit catches him on the way down, and lands an overhead belly to belly suplex. Both Christian and Benoit tag out. Jericho is a house of fire. Now Edge rolls Jericho up out of nowhere, but only gets two. Jericho goes to the top, but Christian trips him up. Now Edge gets under Christian, and Christian superplexes Jericho using Edge as leverage. Edge covers, but Benoit lands a swandive headbutt off the top to break it up. Now Christian accidentally spears Edge, and Jericho takes advantage with a Lionsault, and he picks up the three.
Winners, and still Champs: Benoit & Jericho

Edge and Christian have words after the match…

Commercials…

Spike and Molly are chatting it up, and The Dudleyz stop by and tell Spike not expect any help from them tonight. Spike wonders why he’d need help.

KOTR Qualifying Match
Big Show Vs Raven
Squash City. The Showster wins with a choke slam.
Winner: Big Show

Austin gets Sgt. Slaughter to sign his petition against the KOTR main event. Then Kelly talks to Austin about it, and Kelly signs it. Austin talks nice to both Slaughter and Kelly. About time KK got a little respect!

Commercials…

We catch up with Perry, Terri, and Dean. We meet Dean’s model of a date, and Perry tells her she smells like a viking… Hm…

European Title Match
Matt Hardy(c) Vs K-KWIK!!!
Nice to see this guy back…
Matt has control early with an arm bar. Now a whip by Matt, now Matt goes for an armdrag, but Kwik rolls into it and turns it into a pin, but only gets a two count. Now Matt has a hammerlock, but Kwik lands a sharp elbow to get out of it. Lita is on the apron, and Matt almost runs into her, but doesn’t, yet Kwik takes Matt out from behind. Now Matt reverses a move into a reverse powerbomb. Now Matt lands a legdrop from the middle rope, and covers, but Kwik kicks out at two. Now Matt lands a Twist Of Fate, and it’s over.
Winner, and still Champ: Matt Hardy

Austin runs into Ross, and Ross signs his petition…

Commercials…

We get to see Tajiri getting his ass kicked by Austin.

Tazz and Cole talk about Taker’s stalker…

X-Sync is in the back, X-Pac tell them it takes gold to move up in the WWF. Angle stops by, and make’s a deal with them to help in each other’s matches tonight. Angle Vs Taker, and Albert Vs Kane for the IC strap. Angle acknowledges Credible’s full name together, and gets a rise out of it. Haha

Regal is in his office with Tajiri. Regal says that he was so pleased with him on Raw, that he is putting him in a KOTR match tonight on Smackdown! The crowd goes nuts! Tajiri is laughing and jumping up and down! HA! Good raughs! Austin enters and Regal and Tajiri sign the petition.

Commercials…

The Guttytaker Vs Angle Rules!
Angle comes out from the back with a mic in hand. He continues from Raw, because Undertaker cut him off. Angle builds up some more heat. Angle tells Shane that he wants it to be a street fight at KOTR. Angle says he is coming down and beating an apology out of UT.
Undertaker dominates early, and lands a sidewalk slam. UT drops an elbow, and covers, but only for a two count. UT missed a clothesline, and Angle lands a back suplex. Now Angle works on UT in the corner. Now Taker is back in control. Taker tosses steel steps into the ring, and follows them in. Now he drills Angle with them, and the ref calls for the ding thing.
Winner by DQ: Kurt Angle

X-Pac and Credible rush down, only to get their asses handed to them on a silver platter. Angle books while this is going on…

Commercials… What??? You’ve never pushed a Push Pop???

Austin gets a WWF programmer to sign his petition.

HC Title Match
Test Vs RHYNO(c)
Test gains control with a couple hard clotheslines, then Test tosses Rhyno to the outside. Rhyno gains control and tosses and bunch of objects into the ring. Test lands a couple can lid shots on Rhyno, but Rhyno BLASTS Test in the stomach with a fire extinguisher. Looked fake, therefore it shouldn’t be confused with THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER OF DOOM!!! Test superplexes Rhyno into a trash can. Test lands a pump handle slam on Rhyno, and covers, but Rhyno kicks out. Now Test drags in a table, but Rhyno gains control on him, then sets the table up in the corner. Test misses a big boot, the Rhyno goes for a Gore, but Test lands a quick clothesline. Now Test sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Test goes to the top, and lands a flying elbow off the top rope through the table on Rhyno! Both men are out, and the WCW logo appears on the OvalTron! Now Shane’s music hits, and he introduces… Stacy Keibler! Wow……………….. She gets up on the apron, and distracts Rhyno with her assets. Now Rhyno turns around, and Test tosses a trash can at him, and then boots the can into his face. Test covers for the three count!
Winner and New Champ: Test

Austin gets The Fink to sign the petition…

Commercials…

I was wondering when Tajiri was going to wrestle… Ask and I shall receive…

KOTR Qualifying Match
Crash Vs TAJIRI!!!!!!
Both man jockey for position, then Tajiri sends Crash into the apron. Tajiri lands a NASTY kick to Crash’s face. Tajiri sets Crash up in a tree of woe, then baseball slides into Crash’s face! Now Tajiri applies the Tarantula on Crash! Crash is sitting down in pain, and Tajiri lands a stiff kick to the side of his face. Tajiri covers for the win!
Winner: Tajiri

Regal is extremely impressed, and comes in to congratulate him…

Austin catches Show on the john. Austin gets him to sign, and they keep dubbing in fart sounds…

Commercials…

Test interviews, and we have another cut-in by Sara’s Stalker. He says that it’s time for his dream to come true…

Austin runs into Spike and Molly. He gives Spike the petition, and he says that afterward, he can get his bimbo of a girlfriend to sign it. Spike goes off on Austin and tears up his petition!!! Austin is stunned, and Spike and Molly walk away from him. Damn!!!

Commercials…

Austin storms into Regal’s office and demands a match against Spike for the Heavyweight Title tonight! Regal grants him his match. Hm… Regal mentions that the KOTR is continuing on Raw, which means I am not getting the PPV…

IC Title Match
Kane(c) Vs Albert
Kane gains control of the match with a powerslam. Now Albert regains control. Albert tries for a splash, but misses, then Kane comes back with a splash of his own. Now Albert regains control with a snake eyes. Albert PRESSES KANE OVER HIS HEAD! WOW!!! That was nasty! Now Albert lands a double underhook suplex, and covers for a two count. Now Kane fires back with a neckbreaker. Albert comes back with a short-armed clothesline. Now a splash in the corner by Albert. Albert tries for it again, but Kane catches him with an elbow, then he follows it up with a boot. Now Kane lands a flying clothesline from the top rope. Kane lands a powerslam. Now Kane goes for a choke slam, but Albert reverses it into a DDT!!! Now Albert lands a scissor kick, and he covers, but Kane kicks out at two. Now Albert goes for a Baldo Bomb, but Kane reverses and lands a dropkick. Now Kane lands the choke slam, and it’s over. No help from Angle…
Winner, and still Champ: Kane

We’re back to the date, and terri accidentally hits Perry with a steel tray. Hm…

Commercials…

WWF Title Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin(c) Vs Spike Dudley
Austin goes to work early on Spike. Here comes Molly. Austin continues his assault on Spike in the corner. The crowd is chanting “Austin sucks!” I wonder if it’s real. Now Austin tosses Spike outside of the ring. Austin lands a snake eyes over the barricade on Spike. Now Spike reverses Austin into the announce table. Spike leaps on him and lands a flurry of punches. The crowd is going crazy! Now Austin throws Spike into the steel steps. We head back into the ring now. Austin applies the Crossface, then the Walls Of Jericho on Spike. Both are back up now, and Spike lands a low blow. Spike charges Austin, but Austin lands a spinebuster. Austin picks Spike up, and lands a Stunner, then covers for the win.
Winner: SCSA

Austin grabs a steel chair, and goes to work on Spike. Molly comes in and covers up Spike. Here comes Jericho and Benoit. Jericho lands a chair shot on Austin’s back, then Austin escapes.

We fade… Kickass show…