Author Profile for Newton Gimmick
With matches so bad I refuse to recap them. Don't worry there are plenty of good ones I do....
Elbow, Knee, Elbow, Knee and repeat....
Mistico and Ultimo battle it out in one of the most intense matches ever seen on Lucha Libre!...
When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew!...
This is like one of those "Best Of" Nitros....
OMG! OMG! MATT HARDY IS HERE!...
Two men lose their masks, but only one man loses his pants. Find out more inside!...
Super Parka and Terrible discuss the finer points in Bruiser Brody's hair style....
CMLL returns....
Shocker and Vampiro make their AAA debuts! Jake "The Snake" Roberts attacks! Plus Psicosis versus Psicosis in a one...
You Sold Out! You Sold Out! I'm looking at you Joey, Nicho and Juvi!...
No IMPACT? No Problem....
Jeff Jarrett, Konnan, La Parka, 2 Psicosises and Trish Stratus ass! All inside!...
Taka, Juvi, Tiger, Nosawa, REY MYSTERIO! This is like RAW without all the Masterlock and pillow fights. So in...
Well this isn't the show I was promised, but there is some good midget stuff!...
Spanky is here, and so is KISS, and you'll never guess who had the better match!...
Worst AAA.EVAR~! All the more reason to read!...
Gronda versus Chucky, Six women = A year's worth of Raw and a STEEL CAGE MATCH! ...
Juventud Guerrera versus Jushin "Thunder" Lyger, PLUS Satan and more GWAR then you can shake a cuddlefish at!...
Now with 10% more Guapo!...