411’s ECW Anarchy Rulz Report 10.01.00

ECW Anarchy Rulz Report 10.1.00
Live from Minnesota
Announcers are Joey and Joel
Report by Extreme Wids

Here we go… three hours of ECW… should be… just great

Christian York and Joey Matthews vs. Danny Doring and Roadkill
Doring and Matthews start it out. Slow sequence to start. Head scissors by Matthews. Doring with The Stroke. Tags to Roadkill. Tag to York. Fuck’em up Roadkill chant. Slow action. Roadkill power moves. Matthews bulldog out of no where. Boooo. Double team by Doring off a blind tag. Doring jumps off Roadkill’s back to the floor, but the youngsters move. Doring and Roadkill regroup on the floor, and the others dive at them. Into the ring, “future shock” on Doring, but Roadkill comes back in and clotheslines. Doring with a “Danaconda” and then Matthews comes in. Neckbreaker on Doring for 2. Tag to York. Doring in trouble. Doring with a DDT of some sort, and now we’re both down looking for tags. Both tag, but your house a fire is of course Roadkill. Powerbomb on York. Doring whips Roadkill into the corner where both others are. Matthews to the floor, Doring to the top and Roadkill and Doring hit their finisher.
Winners: Roadkill and Doring

They all shake hands after the match. Simon and Swinger run in with chairs and beat them all down.

Joey and Joel chat, Joel eats Lucky Charms to train.

And here comes Cyrus to the ring. It says “Cyrus, he’s got pop” which is pretty damn funny. He cuts a promo. Gertner goes to the ring, but Cyrus calls down EZ Money and Chris Hamrick, who have JACKYL theme music, which rules. Now here comes Little Spike Dudley. LSD says he’s the acting commish, he has a lot of stroke, Cyrus has a little stroke. Instead of Money and Hamrick wrestling Gertner, they will wrestle Kid Kash. The stip is if the heels win, Cyrus walks, if face wins, Gertner gets Cyrus in the ring.

Kid Kash vs. EZ Money
Money stomps to start. Kash chops back. Kash floats back from a powerbomb and goes to work. Sends Money to the floor. Money back in, does a cool release brain buster thing. Money charges at Kash, Kash moves, Money flies onto his partner on the floor. Kash with a cool springboard flipping plancha to the floor. Money sent back in, Springboard clothesline by Kash. Money with a “money clip” for 2. Money does a submission hold called the Pendulum of Pain. Cover for 2. They both kick each other at the same time. Trade chops. Sunset flip for 2. Double springboard rana for 2. Sick tornado DDT and ONLY 2. Kash tripped up on the floor, Electric dreams for 2. Money in control. Kash reversal out of the corner with a twisting… something… for 2. Another sunset flip by Kash, dueling roll ups. Kash with a double under hook, Money Maker, but Elektra distracts the ref. Hamrick on the apron, Kash attacks him. From behind Julio attacks Kash. Money is up, double suplex, Julio leaves, Money and Hamrick with a Confederate Crunch, Kash kicks out. Kash getting up, Money to the top. Kash crotches him, hits Julio off the apron, Kash to the top, goes for superplex, Money with a low blow. Top rope powerbomb? NO! Kash reverses into a rana in mid air!
Winner: Kid Kash

After the match, Hamrick and Deniro Double team. LSD down to make the save. They beat him down. LSD back in control, superkick, Acid Drop. But heels get control again. Figure four on Spike. The Sandman is here to make the save. He has THAT SINGAPORE CANE. Knocks out all three. Sandman and Elektra in the ring. She offers herself to him or something, he drops the cane, and grabs a beer from his pocket. Opens it and poors it on her chest, and puts Gertner’s face on her chest. E C Dub indeed. Sandman tosses Cyrus into the ring.

Cyrus vs. Gertner
Spear by Gertner, Styles calls him Joelberg. Gertner takes off his shirt, has chest paint like Kamala and does that mockery. Big splash to the corner. Now Gertner goes for the people’s elbow, but Cyrus trips him up and goes to work. Knee drop, and punches. Sandman, LSD and Kash all around the ring rooting on Gertner. Cyrus goes to work in the corner. Sandman and Cyrus argue, Sandman spits beer at Cyrus, Gertner rolls him up
Winner: Gertner

Sandman, Kash, LSD and Gertner all celebrate. Enter Sandman plays. Damn Metallica, am I the only one sickened by them these days? Sandman pours beer on some fans.

House show ads.

Da Baldies vs. Balls Mahoney and Chilly Willy
Brawling all over the place. Balls and Devito into the crowd. Devito onto a stage of some sort and does a moonsault. Balls rebounds and powerbombs. At the end, we go back to the ring, Baldies have chairs, they hit Chilly and balls many many times.
Winners: Baldies

Lou E Dangerously attacks Gertner at the announcer position.

Justin Credible cuts a promo with Francine.

Jerry Lynn cuts a promo on his career.

Cyrus now announcing.

Battle of RWS GUESTS!
Steve Corino vs. CW Anderson
Corino has Dawn Marie and Jack Victory with him. Back and forth to start. Stand off, and the crowd cheers. Chops in the corner by Corino. He’s in control. Goes for a 10 punch count along, Anderson with an atomic drop at 4, suplex by Corino, he gets a chair. Comes back into the ring, he’s in full control. CW takes control, and sets up a chair in the corner. Sends Corino in shoulder first. Was that a stunner? Cover for 2. Stomps. Slow action. Corino with an “Old School Expunction” for 2. Both men up. Punches back and forth. Corino with a bionic elbow, with a mule kick thrown in for good measure. Simon and Swinger come down, Victory beats them to the back, Corino distracted, Anderson punches him for 2. Corino is bleeding by the way. Corino with a superkick for 2. Anderson goes for spinebuster, Corino floats over with a neckbreaker on the chair.
Winner: Corino

Vanderberg, Tajiri and Mikey are acting wacky. They laugh, set some book on fire, whatever.

Rhino cuts a crappy indy promo.

ECW Tag Titles
FBI (c) vs. Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri
Italians get kicked a lot to start. Mikey and Tajiri set up the FBI for shattered dreams and hit both. WAIT HERE IT IS!!! THE TARANTULA!!!!!! Guillotine legdrop on Mamaluke by Mikey, Tajiri lets the tarantula go. Big Sal slams Mikey on the floor? No Mikey floats back and pushes Sal into the STEEEEEL ringpost. In the ring, they tie Mamaluke to the TREE OF WOE. Sinister Minister shoots a fireball at Mamaluke. FBI bumping like madmen. Mikey with a 10 punch count along, low blow, and FBI gets some offense. Guido controls Mikey. Where’s my pizza chant. Guido is bleeding. Sicilian slice by Guido for 2. Tony in, suplex, Legsweep, cover for 2. Front faced powerbomb by Mikey. Tag to Guido, tag to Tajiri, the BUZZSAW with some kick. Handspring elbow. German suplex, Tony lands on his feet, Italian suplex for 2 by Tony. FBI beat down Mikey as Tajiri is no where to be seen. Guido goes for kiss of death, Tajiri back in… GREEN MIST, and double whippersnapper on Guido, but Big Sal pulls out the ref at 3. Big Sal crushs Minister on the floor. Faces in control in the ring. Guido pulls Mikey to the floor, Tajiri kicks Guido to the floor, Tony has the belt, Tajiri grabs it and tosses it at Big Sal on the apron. Chaos everywhere. Mikey goes for top rope stunner, reversed, FBI with a crazy double team move for the pin.
Winners and STILL champs: FBI

ECW TV Title
Rhino (c) vs. RVD
On a show with as little star power as any PPV ever, RVD stands out. Too bad he’s fighting Rhino. RVD does a victory lap of fans hand slapping to start. Brawling starts on the floor. Into the crowd. Rhino in control. RVD crotches Rhino on the safety rail and then goes into the ring and points to himself. RVD flies at Rhino on the floor. Into the ring, RVD in control. Alfonso gives RVD a chair. Dropkick to the face with the chair in the corner. Rhino’s power takes control. Rhino tosses RVD to the floor. Rhino? Get the table! RVD beats him as Rhino puts the table into the ring. Into the ring, Rhino gets a side headlock. Or is it a sleeper. Enziguri by RVD as he’s up, and a spin kick gets Rhino off his feet. Fonzy gives RVD a chair. Van Daminator ducked, Rhino throws the chair back at RVD and then to the floor. RVD back up and hits a rolling fireman’s carry and moonsault. Five Star Frog Splash, but RVD slow to cover. Rhino kicks out. RVD confused, and then gets gored by Rhino. Then, with the table set up on the floor, Rhino does a piledriver from the apron through the table, it looked sick. Rhino pulls RVD around the ring, Fonzy in and hits Rhino with a chair. Then throws the chair at Rhino, RVD is miraculously up and hits a Van Daminator. Rhino in the corner, RVD to the top for the Van Terminator. Goes to the top, but Justin Credible first runs in and hits RVD with a cane. RVD no sells, does the Van Terminator anyway, but Rhino pulls Fonzy in front and RVD hits Fonzy with the Terminator. Rhino goes RVD throw a table in the corner, piledriver on the chair, and Rhino wins.
Winner: Rhino

RVD is up, Alfonso is injured. RVD upset, checks on Bill.

House show ads

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Replays

One match left? Its not even 10PM! How long is it going to be!

ECW World Title
Justin Credible (c) vs. Jerry Lynn
Francine is disgusting. Justin wearing a Green Bay jersey to mock the Vikings fans I guess. Some technical stuff back and forth to start. Justin talks to Francine on the floor. Chops by both. Both try for their finisher, and although that’d be great, it doesn’t happen. Middle rope bulldog by Lynn for 2. Snapmare. Justin to the floor. Baseball slide dropkick sends Justin to the rail. Jerry up top with a fly-to-the-floor-and-hit-nothing-but-both-sell move. Back into the ring, Justin hits a Bossman slam! Powerbomb on a chair for 2. Justin in control. Brawling to the floor. Justin sends Jerry into the STEEEEEL railing. Back into the ring, Jerry hits a desperation DDT on the chair for 2. Justin with an inverted DDT for 2. who’s in better physical shape, Justin Credible or me? It’s close. Justin in control, gets on the mic and runs down Jerry and Minnesota as he stomps. Jerry hits a DDT out of no where. Guillotine legdrop on Justin’s head on the middle rope. Jerry from the top, cover for 2. Jerry brings a table into the ring. Puts Credible on the table, goes to the top, but Francine interferes, Justin is up, tosses Jerry from the top through the table. Justin with a top rope sunset flip. Both try finishers, Jerry hits his! Justin kicks out! That’s Incredible. Jerry kicks out. Superkick by Justin hits the ref, but the evil ref comes down and wont count the pin for Jerry Lynn. Jerry hits a cradle piledriver on the ref? No Francine makes the save for the ref, Justin hits Jerry with the belt, ref fast counts, but Jerry kicks out. Backbreaker by Justin for a fast 2. Jerry goes for cradle piledriver, ref hits him with a cane. Justin hits that’s Incredible again. Ref goes to count, but the music of New Jack starts, and here he comes. New Jack knocks out the evil ref. Justin attacks New Jack. Jerry for a tombstone, Justin floats back, Jerry floats back again and hits. The original ref is up and counts the pin!
Winner and NEW champ: Jerry Lynn

The lockerroom empties to congratulate Jerry Lynn. On the mic is Jerry. But it doesn’t work. A ha ha ha. It’s only 10:30 by the way. Everyone is standing around. Crowd chants Jerry.