411’s LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 03.20.06: Mick, Lita, Edge

They show us when Edge and Foley had their encounter at SNME.

**Foley’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring**

Foley on the mic: I’ve got just a few things I’d like to say to Edge. A few short words Edge. Thank you. You see I want to thank Edge because whether you like or hate him, Edge speaks the truth. He spoke the truth when he said that I was a cuddly teddy bear. He spoke the truth when he said I’ve been coasting on my reputation. And unfortunately – he spoke the truth when he said that I’ve never had that great one WM moment. Two weeks ago I would have come out here, put my thumb in the air, mention a book nobody is going to read, and pull out my sock puppet. I’ve been unable to sleep – partially because of the pain, but partially because I realized that Edge was absolutely right. But something seemed to change two nights ago at SNME when I was thrown into the bed of tacks and I tasted my own blood like I’ve done so many other times in my career. I realized the blood was different. I realized it wasn’t so much blood as it was Chinese food. Because only a few short hours after tasting it, I was thirsty for some more. I wasn’t thirsty for my own blood – I was thirsty for yours, Edge! You’ve spoken the truth, but by doing so you’ve awoken something inside of me that was sleeping for too long. Do you know what you’ve done? You have created a monster. You’ve brought back to life the Hardcore Legend. Someone some of you might remember as…Cactus Jack. Oh yeah Edge – you spoke the truth and at WM you will find that the truth…hurts. Bang bang!

**You think you know me…**

Lita makes her way to the ring by herself. Her tits look absolutely fantabulous this evening.

Lita on the mic: Whoa, whoa Mick – settle down (HOOOOOOOOOO). You gusy this is very important if you could please keep your comments to yourself. (HOOOOOOOOO) It won’t get you anywhere so shut up. Mick – you proved your point after giving Edge the conchairto on Saturday night. He’s still in Detroit. Edge can’t even fly. He has like vertigo and stuff. It’s bad Mick. Which is why I need to speak to the old Mick Foley please. The kind and caring and compassionate Mick Foley. Please – the Winnie the Pooh wearing sweatshirt – I love that guy. Can I please have that for a second? Can you just hear me out, please? Edge has a suggestion, OK? And I think it’s great. He thinks the two of you should just call off this whole Hardcore match at Wrestlemania. You know – but Mick, Mick – he’s got a better idea. The two of you – you go out there and you have a wrestling match. I know it’s not your thing – I know that. But that’s just the thing. This could be your WM moment, Mick. All the critics, all the naysayers that said you’re nothing more than a glorified stuntman. You go out there and you prove em wrong. And Mick – you wanna go out there and you make your kids proud. You show em that dad can wrestle without the thumbtacks, without the barbwire. Just for one night. (WHOOP THAT TRICK chant – hahaha)

Mick: What do I say? On Saturday night Edge called me out on my schtick. Edge wakes up every morning thinking he’s going to trot out his sweet innocent girlfriend so that Edge can lower the boom from behind. Isn’t this about the time you slap me, rile me up – come on Lita, it’s time you slap me!

Lita slaps Mick.

Mick: Slap me!

Lita slaps him three times. Edge comes out of nowhere, but Mick had him scouted out. Lita goes for the low blow, but Mick blocks it and locks her in the mandible claw as Edge just looks on. Mick releases the hold and heads to the back.

Cena and HBK will take on Shane and Triple H later on tonight.

Torrie Wilson walks in the back with Chloe. She will take on Victoria – NEXT!

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