411’s LIVE Raw Coverage 07.18.05 | Masterlock Challenge

Chris Masters is here! “It’s been over three months now, and still, no one has broken my Masterlock submission. So I gotta ask, where’s the guy who’s gonna step up and actually break this thing? Who’s it gonna be? Maybe, maybe, I’m just not offering enough money. Maybe that’s it. Okay then. How about we up the ante to the Masterlock Challenge to 20 grand. $20,000! Who wants to try me? Who wants to step up to the Masterpiece’s Masterlock Challenge tonight?”

Rosey is here. Masters: “Shit.” “Masters says that he finally got some real competition. “Let’s do this. Go ahead and have a seat.”

Masterlock Challenge

Masters locks it in. “Vigilant” Mike Chioda watches as Rosey passes out.

Winner: Chris Masters via submission (:25)

“If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Nobody breaks my Masterlock. And look at that. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And it doesn’t matter how big you are –“

The Big Show is here! He saunters down to the ring, and Masters bails.

“Let me get this right. You say it doesn’t matter how big they are. Well, Mr Masters, I’m as big as they come. And form where I’m sitting, the only thing big on you is your mouth. So why don’t you come try to put that Masterlock on me?”

“Whoa. Big Show, you wanna come out here and be the first guy to actually break the Masterlock? You people wanna see it?” [“Yeah!”] “You people wanna see him break the Masterlock? You know, as much as I’d love to, how about… no.”

Off he goes.

“You see, Chris Masters, you’re just like a squirrel in the wintertime. You got no nuts.” Crowd joins in with the horrible punch line. Big Show rules.

Masters is visibly offended, so play his music. Show makes the goozle pose in the ring as Masters heads backstage.

Backstage, Todd Grisham has Edge, with Lita. He wants his thoughts. “Hold on a second, Poindexter, you neglected to mention who I’m with.” He introduces his woman, his girlfriend, the luscious Lita, and then mentions the steel cage. He likes it because it’ll keep the psychotic losers who got fired because they couldn’t separate their personal and professional lives from running in and ruining the match. Like the guy he’s not supposed to talk about, the guy who called in on Byte This and made a total immature ass of himself. He thinks the whole situation, in which he throws out promos every week and his life is commented on by people who hide behind monitors and have never even had a relationship, is bullshit.

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