411’s WWE 2006 Diva Search Finals 8.16.06

Hosted By: Todd Grisham and Ashley
Location: The Hard Rock Café in Times Square (Formerly WWE The World)

Todd welcomes us to the show and says he is the ugliest person we will see tonight. His Co-Host is last year’s winner Ashley’s cast and Ashley. She is excited to be here. They put over that the winner will win $250,000.

The three finalists arrive:

Jen from Lansing, Michigan; a former Guess model and a former Miss Hawaiian Tropic.

Layla from England in her nighty. A former Miami Heat dancer and in some P-Diddy Videos.

Finally JT. She is a MILF don’t you know?

Todd talks about Ashley winning last year. She says they are obviously nervous but excited. Todd says if you don’t like half-naked women, you are gay like him.

He announces the three.

Jen had sex in a closet and is nasty. She says to be yourself. Ashley and Jen talk as Ashley hits on her. Jen is excited. Ashley gives her the eyes as Jen says she would give some cash to charity and then the fans out for drinks and a freebie.

Layla is next. She says her eyes are her best feature. Ashley hits on her now. She says she has changed and is more independent now. She loves her fans. I always wondered what happened to Scary Spice after the Spice Girls broke up. She promises drinks, freebies, charity and some cash for her family.

JT is last. She can get down and dirty. Ashley loves her outfit and would like to see it on her hotel room floor later. She has had a lot of support and thanks the fans.

Todd and Ashley welcome us back. WHERE IS THE MIZ~? Todd has a confession to make, but he likes girls in lingerie. He lies.

Back from commercial for the Diva Lingerie Contest:

Jen is first. He has some white lingerie on, but ruins it by talking. Please be quiet and look good. She’s a sexy little kitty apparently.

Todd and Ashley talk and Layla is next.

Layla is next with some nice black and pink lingerie on, with garters. SOLD. She rubs on the stage and shows off her nice ass. She almost has panties on, crowd loves her.

JT is next, not bad. She is a mom so she is classy yet sexy.

They all come out and Todd tries to talk as they chant for Layla. He is the host and will pic the winner. He chooses…wait, he says there is no winner and needs help. Ashley will decide now apparently. No, the fans will choose. Ok reaction for JT. HUGE pop for Layla. Average for Jen. Layla wins. She rubs Jen’s ass with her own.

When they come back, only 2 will advance.

Back from commercial and Todd and Ashley welcome us back. I guess the Miz isn’t allowed on LIVE TV like Khali. Chants for Layla again. The chicks are back, one is going. CRUNCH time Todd says. According to the votes, JT is gone. NO MILF FOR YOU! Ashley talks with her. JT says she will be in WWE soon, and she thanks the fans. SHE DID IT…FOR THE PEOPLE! They all hug.

GO VOTE NOW Todd says!

Back from commercial and this cannot end soon enough. Some crappy band is there live watching.

We see highlights of the diva search process and a recap of the last few weeks. We have seen this about 100 times over the last few weeks so this is all you get.

Back from commercial for the Bikini Arm Wrestling Contest! Does one need to win in a bikini to actually show off arm wrestling skills? I bet the MIZ would know the answer. Ashley hit on them again while trying to explain how she smashed a knuckle fisting punching Krystal.

Here we go…Jen kills her. As a side note it must be cold in there if you know what I mean.

Ashley has a surprise. She wants to see who is the sexiest. She says they have to make out with Todd. Todd no-sells it due to his infatuation with Marcellus on Big Brother All-Stars. Layla did splits on him, I want her to split on me.

Ashley has another surprise. She wants them to make out with each other. HLA~! HLA~! HLA~! HLA~! Actually it was rather lame.

And we are back! Ashley fakes excitement as bas as she fakes orgasm. Crowd chants for Layla. Here come the chicks again.

Todd says only one can win, the other gets a developmental deal obviously. The winner is…Todd teases, Ashley yells at him and the winner is…LAYLA!

She bounces much to my excitement in celebration and goes to the crowd to get felt up.

Ashley welcomes her to WWE, and Vince’s DIVA COUCH. She thanks everyone and promises not to let us down. Ashley presents her with THE NOVELTY CHECK OF HAPPINESS! She humps the check and then dances in a SEA OF CONFETTI as she almost falls out of her top.

Show ends as does my will to live.