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Impact Zone! It’s Thursday Night, which means we are getting a brand-new episode of the weekly delight known as Impact! And tonight marks the final episode of Impact as we head into the company’s seminal event known as Slammiversary this Sunday in Boston! The card looks to have evolved into its final form, but before we get to Boston, we have loose ends to tie up in Denver first!

For more, let’s roll those Headlines!

Sade by Elegance! While Heather and M by Elegance will look to retain the Knockouts Tag Team Titles against Rosemary and Allie on Sunday, their companions in Ash by Elegance and Mara Sade will do battle tonight.

Down by the Brookside! Xia Brookside faces her former best friend and Angel Warriors teammate Lei Ying Lee for the Knockouts Title on Sunday, but before she gets there, she will do battle with Harley Hudson.

Ultimate eXhibition! Before the combatants go to war over the X-Division title in the return of Ultimate-X this Sunday, they will compete in a 6-man tag, with current Champion Cedric Alexander, Frankie Kazarian, and Mr. Elegance on one side, and Fabian Aichner, Leon Slater, and KC Navarro on the other.

War of Words! Nic Nemeth has called his shot and he will face Mike Santana for the World Heavyweight Title this Sunday, but before they fight, they will have a World Title Summit, and I’m SURE it will be VERY civil.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! AJ Francis will have to contend with Elijah on Sunday, but tonight, he will be action against an opponent to be named. All of this and, of course, so much more in store for us tonight!

So, how is everyone on this Thursday Night? After pulling off a rally in the top of the ninth inning on Tuesday, the Phillies did it yet again in Washington last night, even if it wasn’t nearly as steep a hill to climb to take another one from the Nationals. The team continues to be frustrating, but they certainly won’t lay down and die.

But enough about me and enough about you, let’s get ready to brace for Impact!

Tonight we are LIVE (To Tape) from the CoBank Arena in Denver, Colorado, as we are on the home stretch to Slammiversary this Sunday! As always, Tom Hannifan and Matthew Rehwoldt will have the call!

We open with highlights from last week’s episode of Impact.

I’M READY FOR YOU aka the title sequence!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Broken Matt and Brother Nero (who looks just like normal Jeff lol) are here to open the show! Matt and Jeff both have a mic as they listen to their adoring fans, who serenade them with HARDY chants. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss, says Matt. The vessels known as Broken Matt and Brother Nero have been reborn! After stepping into the Wicked Garden, it changed our lives, our bodies, it smashed our souls, and it poisoned us. Jeff agrees, and Matt says the Wicked Garden was one of a kind, but they needed the Righteous to change them so they can ascend! They needed this Gateway, because Broken Matt V.1 and Brother Nero V.1, and now the Righteous will be classified as obsolete. Jeff sings this for us for dramatic effect.

Jeff says it feels like they have their spirts lifted, and they are going to make the Righteous pay. Matt goes to talk, but here comes the Righteous. Vincent says the two of you are unbelievable. Broken Matthew, Brother Nero, before you talk about transforming, he has to admit, you are finally telling the truth. The Righteous walked you through that garden, and there is still more, isn’t there?

Matt: Si!

Vincent says it is great that you are finally telling the truth. Dutch says scars last forever, and the only reason you are still standing here is because of the Righteous. Matt says Dutch is delightful, but he doesn’t understand what they opened up in the Hardy’s soul.

Not to be left out, here comes the System. Myers says isn’t this adorable. Look, Bear, it’s the freaks at table nine having a little pow-wow without us. Talking about a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Unfortunately, none of that crap matters. You know what matters around here? The TNA Tag Team Titles.

Bronson calls them glory hounds, and the System don’t give a dam nabout their opponens and especially what the fans want to see. All he sees are two guys blinded by their own ego who want to take food of our table (meaning the Hardy’s). So go ahead and try it, because the System will leave you in the ring and walk out the same way they walked in, draped in gold.

Matt insists that they will regain their tag team titles, Myers asks how he is going to do that, Matt says DELETE, and we have a brawl! The Hardy’s put a ladder in the ring, as Vincent and Myers pull Matt out of the ring. Everyone is fighting except for Jeff, who climbs the ladder in the middle of the ring, but the heels head for the hills.

Rehwoldt runs down the card for tonight. Mara Sade and Ash by Elegance will go one-on-one, next!

BREAK IN PROGRESS!

Daria Rae is in the back, bitching about Santino, when the Order-4 arrive. She says she is working on Ali’s opponent, and she recognizes order when she sees it, so she is awarding the Great Hands by putting them in the Tag Team Title match at Slammiversary. Rae leaves, and Ali says he always liked her more than Santino anyway.

Well, fuck my prediction column then lol.

Iceman is here, and he wants our attention, please! He is here to introduce Ash by Elegance, who hasn’t had a match in 304 days. He tells us NOT to call her a mark, and Ash makes her way out with the rest of the girls from the Elegance Brand.

Ash by Elegance vs. Mara Sade

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