411’s WCW Monday Nitro Report 6.26.00

WCW Monday Nitro 6.26.00
Live
Announcers are Tony,
Report by Wids

Clips from last week

The Cat and Ice Train in the limo. Cat goes to the ring. Cat calls him OLD MAN HOGAN! It’s my nickname baby, yeah!

Here comes Hacksaw Duggan, he has Goldberg tonight.

Commercial Break

Vampiro weirdness. Demon is pissed.

Posthithively Kanyon has a book signing, but no one wants a book

Baggie Pants Jr. and Da Juice vs. Shawn O’Hare and Jendrack
I’m not doing PBP for this. Crowd is hot for these Power Plant jabronies. Wow they take control! Senton Bomb from the top!
Winners: O’Hare and Jendrack

Lance Storm comes down and beats up the Animals and goes into the crowd

Goldberg arrives

Commercial Break

Cat and Animals are pissed backstage. Cat sends them to find someone who messed up the show.

Duggan and his wife backstage, she pleads to have him not out there.

Big Vito calls out anyone, and here comes Jamie San of the Jung Dragons.

Big Vito vs. Jung Dragons
Here comes another, and now Kaz. Vito has a cane and is beating down all three. The numbers get the better of Vito, and he gets the beatdown. Oops, no ref, so this isn’t really a match. Kaz to the top, now all three at the top! They all come down on Vito! One of them count for the others.

Old Man Funk and Johnny The Bull enjoy cheese sandwiches while watching on the monitor.

Yahoo! Woody in production is joined by Perfect Event! Woody leaves.

Shane meets with Smooth (Ice Train) backstage and Smooth has an idea for him.

Filthy Animals want to find Lance Storm.

Commercial Break

Shane is “injured” and in comes the Cat. Cat is upset, he wants ratings, and instead of Shane vs. BPP we have Buff. Shane pays Smooth some money and they laugh.

Tankberg finds a nice seat backstage.

Out comes 3count. They start to sing their new song, then the song gets messed up, and Tank meets with Woody. Woody leads Tankberg to the Perfect Event. He grabs them and brings them to the ring for a title match.

WCW Tag Team Title Belts
The Perfect Event vs. 3count (Shane and Shannon)
TPE beat up 3count and then leave, but Shannon and Shane go to the top and dive at them from the top to the floor. Double teams on Palumbo. Stasiak is in and they take control. Palumbo does a fall away slam. Palumbo with a vertical suplex as Shawn goes to the top, but Shannon floats back and then does a top rope rana on Shawn, but Chuck gets the LEX FLEXER OF DOOM and hits Shane. Double flapjack by Shawn and Chuck.
Winners: Perfect Event

Kronic! The crowd pops? They clear house! High Times! The crowd LOVES Kronic! 3count is back up. They want to sing! Kronic comes back to beat up 3count, but Tankberg is out, and he takes out Clarke on the floor, then goes in and takes out Adams with one punch!

Backstage the Juice looks for Storm, cant find him. Something takes out Juvi, and he’s down.

Duggan gets pumped.

Goldberg walks

Commercial Break

Kanyon signing tons of books?

Hacksaw video package. Nope, not a joke.

Hacksaw vs. Goldberg
Cat comes out and makes some rules, like no 2X4 at ringside. Winner of this match faces JJ tonight? Duggan fighting hard! Goldberg with a big clothesline out of the corner. Brawling moves to the floor. Hacksaw in control, now Goldberg. Back into the ring, and big slam by Goldberg. In control. Goldberg still gets some mighty big cheers. Some boos. Hacksaw rebounds and does a bodyslam! Duggan signals for the clothesline, but Goldberg no sells and does a spear. Announcers are selling it like Duggan is dying. Jackhammer.
Winner: Goldberg

Goldberg continues to beat on Duggan’s kidney area. Goldberg leaves, but Duggan is coughing up blood. Here comes his wife. And a stretcher.

Nash walks around.

Lockerroom is upset.

Commercial Break

Nash tends to Duggan at the ambulance.

Career Killer Mike Awesome vs. Big Gutty The Ratings Killer
Slow action. Nash beats Awesome into the corner, VOGUES and does an elbow. Awesome fights out. He is in control. Goes to the top. Big splash! Cover for 2. Awesome goes for a powerbomb, Nash back drops him out of it. Nash clotheslines Awesome to the floor and we commence brawling. Awesome gets a chair, tosses it at Nash, Nash tosses it back, BIG boot against Awesome and the chair and gets the pin.
Winner: Nash

Tygress finds Baggie Pants and he is injured. Was it Storm?

Buff walks

Steiner pumps iron

Commercial Break

Konnan is out

Big Poppa Pump w/Midajah vs. Buff Is A Homo
Ever wondered what happened to the other hootch, Shikira? Well over at RWS, Murtz and myself interviewed Shikira in her first interview since being fired. Click here to bring up a new window and listen to the show! Hey, remember when these guys were buddies? They tricked Rick Steiner! Steiner in control. Buff takes control and hits a Vader Bomb for 2. Scott ties Buff to the TREE OF WOE! It wouldn’t be a long Buff match without Tony mentioning the Thunder where Buff got injured. Big suplex by Steiner, goes for the Recliner, but Buff is up. Single arm DDT. Blockbuster? Buff wins? NO STEINER KICKS OUT!! Steiner is up! BIG Belly to belly! THREE!
Winner: Steiner

Buff and Steiner shake hands, then have gay sex in the ring. Shane comes from the crowd to attack Buff and Steiner walks away, Steiner comes back for the save and they celebrate more.

Pamela interviews the Chosen One. Jarrett calls her a blond slapnut. Says chosen one.

Commercial Break

Hancock comes out of David’s room, and then Daffney watches. Hancock to the ring, and is butchering an interview. Says something then goes for a striptease. Shockingly here comes Daffney to push her down. Cat fight. Hancock gets the best of her and walks away. Daffney on the mic, says she’s not blind, and knows what’s going on. We have a match for BatB.

Backstage the Filthy Animals are all upset.

Commercial Break

Pamela with Hancock, she makes a Wedding Evening Gown Match for BatB. Hancock’s dress will be “much more sexier” than Daffney.

Disco comes out and calls out Lance Storm for a match!

Lance Storm vs. Disco
Lance from the crowd and takes control. Springboard elbow. Lance goes for a piledriver, Disco blocks, Lance with a dropkick for 2. Vertical suplex by Lance. Lance to the top! Disco hits the ropes and crotches Disco. Swinging neckbreaker by Disco for 2. Russian Legsweep. Lance knocks Disco over, tries some stuff which is messed up, back up and misses a dropkick. Disco to the top, double axe, but Lance moves. European uppercut, Rana, cover for 2. Handspring clothesline, bridged Northern Lights for 2 by Storm. Disco rebounds and hits an atomic drop, but Storm gets a rolling half crab for a submission.
Winner: Lance Storm

Rest of the Animals come down for the beatdown. Music plays and You Can’t Powerbomb Kidman with a lead pipe! He wipes out the Animals! Kidman and Storm shake hands.

Dale Torborg is walking.

Commercial Break

Dale goes to the boiler room and Vamp attacks. Brawling. Vamp goes to put Demon in a coffin, but someone knocks him out. And puts a Sting mask on Vampiro.

Announcers speculate as if Sting could be there.

Pamela interviews Animals, she suggests it was Kidman who beat them up.

Commercial Break

WCW Title
The Chosen One (c) vs. Big Poppa Pump vs. Big Gutty vs. Goldberg
Backstage Goldberg beats down Nash. Jarrett and Steiner brawl in the aisle. They brawl in the ring, and now here comes Goldberg. Steiner tosses Jarrett to the floor, as Goldberg comes into the ring. F the WWF for putting HBK and Foley against this match. WCW even got rid of Nash for us. Goldberg dominates Steiner, goes for spear, misses, Steiner hits a belly to belly and goes for a pin. JJ pulls the ref out. JJ is in, Steiner hits a butterfly powerbomb for a pin, but Goldberg breaks it up. JJ and Goldberg double team Steiner. Goldberg holds Steiner for some JJ stomps. Here comes Mike Awesome? Steiner and JJ in the ring. Powerbomb and running powerslam by Jarrett. Awesome pulls out the ref, here comes Nash. Nash and JJ are into it. Why is Goldberg on the floor. Nash ROLLS SNAKE EYES. Jarrett to the top, goes for Nash, who catches him and hits a chokeslam. Awesome is in. Goldberg is in, Nash is dominant. Jarrett back up. Jarrett and Goldberg double team the UNSTOPPABLE Nash and get the pin for JJ.
Winner: Jarrett