411’s AAA/CMLL Report 6.06.05

Hola and welcome to another exciting week of Lucha Libre on 411. On a week when Joey Styles sold out to the man for a $, and the WWE pisses on WCW and ECW, I bring you I take a look at the hottest action from south of the border, LUCHA LIBRE! Without any further ado, lets get to this weeks show.

6.6.05

The show opens with Charly Manson. He’s trash talking Electroshock from last week, and mentions Lady Apache. That’s right if she gets in the way, she’s gonna get hers too. Now he’s jabbering on about Angel and Pegasso, and I believe he says that they are not in his league, cause he’s a Manson.

El Angel & Pegasso versus Charly Manson & Picudo

Picudo is the Gene Simmons guy, as he really seems to be getting a lot of action as of late. Pegasso is wearing white and blue, and his outfit reminds me of Mr.J.L’s but his mask has horns on it. Angel is wearing a gold outfit, with white trim that makes him look like Lord Zedd. Pegasso and Picudo start. They do a pin, takedown exchange. Nothing to note there. They both get tags and Charly and Angel get pops as they get in. Angels outfit needs work. Standing switch with Charly on top, but Angel reverses, but Charly grabs a arm and does a armbar. Angel who has been playing No Mercy, does the reversal flip. Pegasso and Picudo get in and brawl it out, while Angel and Charly fight it out. The rudos get the edge, and Pegasso eats a double clothesline. Then a double elbow drop. Angel gets his legs kicked off by Manson. Pegrasso tries to do some good, but gets double teamed some more. Charly does a cool nut buster using the steel post. Charly accidentally does one to Picudo in a contrived spot. The announcers keep mentioning Rey Mysterio Jr. Angel and Pegasso get dual flip dives on Manson and Picudo as they argue on the outside about Charly accidentally hitting Picudo. Angel with a series of unimpressive arm drags on Picudo. I don’t think its Picudo who is supposed to be impressing me here, but he actually does. Just by keeping up. Pegasso gets a running headscissor, then a top rope spinning rana. Great job there by Pegasso, and he does a cool arm drag that sends Manson out of the ring. Picudo comes back in to see how he can do. Angel wipes the sweat off his brow (through the mask) which is funny, but I’m not buying it. Charly accidentally big boots Picudo, and just thank your lucky stars that wasn’t Hogan who did it buddy. Pegasso gets face slammed by Charly Manson. That gets a 2 count. Picudo went and got his fire stick, that he uses to blow fire. (Think Gene Simmons. He misses with the fire aimed at Pegasso and hits Charly Manson in the face with it. The tecnicos get dual roll ups as Picudo is upset, and Manson’s face is burned. The rudo ref gives it a super slow count, but it still gets 3.

Winners: Angel & Pegasso

– Bridgestone Tires are really good. At least they aren’t Firestone, right?
– ITT Tech, learn a shitty trade, from shitty professionals.
– Platinum Health Plus, for all your heart needs.
– Nice man, with that Penzoil.

Verdict: Nothing worth seeing here. This match was slow, had a few decent spots but nothing to care about. Pegasso looked good while he was in. I would presume that since Picudo and Charly didn’t mesh so well, that this might lead to a feud between the two. Though it didn’t seem like they were trying to plant that seed, despite the outcome.

We’re back and El Brazo a fat guy who reminds me of El Dandy without all the charisma, rambles on. Apparently he thinks he’s a big Hollywood star, despite him never appearing on this show in the 15 some odd weeks I been recapping. Which brings us to….

Espectro Jr., Polvo De Estrellas, Mini Abismo Negro & Tiffany versus El Brazo, Pimpinella Escarlotta, Mascarita Sagrada, & La Diabolica

Brazo has another midget with his team, who really can’t wrestle named Anafre. As if we need ANOTHER useless midget. Espectro looks to be about 50. El Brazo is really fat, and is wearing tights waaaaay too small. This is gonna be ugly, but maybe just MAYBE Diabolica and Tiffany’s continuing feud can save this. Pimpi and Espectro start out, both going for headlocks then exchanging arm bars. Thats the most wrestling I’ve seen Pimpi do in a long time. Tiffany and Diabolica tag in, and get serious quick. Diabolica unloads with breast chops in the corner, but Diabolica gets a butt buster bomb on Tiffany, and begins ripping at her hair. Mini Abismo breaks that shit up. Diabolica gets a modified bulldog on him, but he grabs her and tosses her with a backroll press. Mascarita comes in and he and Abismo do some wicked stuff. Mascarita can do some insane headscissors and spinning arm drags. Gaydust breaks that shit up, and Espectro and Brazo square off. Espectro chops him. but Brazo basically doesn’t sell anything and does a belly barge. Followed by more belly barges. That’s funny, but not that funny. He’s just not that fat. He does some butt smushes in the corner to Mini Abismo, including a bunch in his face. Ahh smell the humor, or the feces. El Brazo finds some way to get all the rudos into a corner, and does a 5 man/woman/midget stacked bronco buster. It sounds cooler then it really is. Anafre lays a spank to Polvo, Mini Abismo, and a hard one to Tiffany. But Polvo then kisses him. Brazo comes back in and uses his stomach again to bump the rudos around the ring with. Belly bop! Belly bop! The ladies come back in and do some real shit. Diabolica grabs a arm and twists it. Tiffany power bombs Diabolica. Diabolica gets a armbar, into the crippler crossface, back to a armbar on her, but Mini Abismo comes in and puts a leglock on her, then Mascarita comes in and puts an super spinning Abdominal stretch on him. Fagdust comes in and breaks that up. As only a fairy could. Pimpi does a somersault tope to Fruitdust on the outside. I’ll be damned, who knew Pimpi had THAT in him. Then Tiffany does one to pile. Go Tiff, its your birthday, not a holiday. Mini Abismo backdrops Diabolica onto the group outside. Mascarita and Mini Abismo lock up inside. Abismo uses his power, but its no good as Mascarita gets a headscissor. Sagrada does 3 more flying head scissors moves on Mini Abismo, including a super rana from the top to the floor, that saw him flip 360 with it and LAND on his feet. Most impressive. Espectro picks up Anafre and throws him outside onto Gaydust. Pimpi does a splash on Espectro inside the ring. Then Espectro low blows Pimpi. But Brazo breaks up the pin. Brazo then climbs up on the 2nd rope and splashes Espectro with a 747 variation and covers him for the 3 count. Brazo begins dancing with his midget as I want to vomit. This dance continues for a bit too long, and that’s it.

Winners: El Brazo, Pimpinella Escarlotta, Mascarita Sagrada, & La Diabolica

– Sauna Twin, wrap it around a body part and it BURNS the fat off.
– Clasico Futbol Mexicano mas deportes, watch it bitch!
– 1010-123 is great to call CHILE! Its great to call Mexico, USE IT!

Verdict: Ugly ugly ugly. Even as a comedy match this didn’t deliver. Brazo could do NOTHING. The midgets had some great wrestling when they were in there, but they couldn’t save the match. I don’t understand wasting the Diabolica/Tiffany feud which up until this point has been raging intense, on silly shit like this. Even as comedy matches go, this one sucked. Too much talent wasted, for pointless crap. Kudos to Pimpi for actually doing some cool moves though.

– Boxing on this very channel!
– LLLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMMME YA! Get the Amerikash credit card. Please get it. PLEASE!
– Don’t watch that other channel, watch Galavision.

They mention that Nicho (The original Psicosis) as well as Juvi are on their way to WWE….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There goes any good matches out of THOSE two. Noting they started here in AAA and now have a chance to join Rey Mysterio Jr. and Eddie Guerrero.

Then they run down the Triplemania 13 card. Looks like a pretty good show, dunno if we’ll get to see any or all of this here. There is one funny match listed as Mexico versus US, and the American team is listed as the UGLY AMERICANS. That’s funny.

Vampiro is talking to someone who’s back is to the camera and apparently this is secret footage taped through a peephole. We don’t get to see who Vampiro is talking to, but he’s gotta make a choice. When the guy turns around he has the SCARIEST freaking mask I’ve ever seen on. That guy gives me the creeps.

Up next is a match under trios match rules, which means its the best of 3 falls. Shades of CMLL here.

Pirata Morgan, Tinieblas, & Monster with Chucky versus Anibal, Intocable, Alebrije, with Cuije

SPEAKING OF GUYS WHO SCARE ME! Monster is back again. I rarely see Pirate Morgan, but I often see his mini counterpart so this is a nice change of pace. Monster and Alebrije start out with some decent moves, nthing of note. Chucky tries to get involved, as Cujie looks on. Alebrije and Monster do a power struggle. Neither man getting the advantage. Monster turns it around and it leads to a arm bar and then a arm drag. Cujie tries to run in to help but gets scared by Monster. Alebrije arm drags the big guy. Alebrije hits his back plancha. Chucky tries to sneak in, but Cujie dropkicks him out. Alebrije and Cujie with dual planchas onto Chucky and Monster. Intocable and Anibal then pin the other two rudos with a pair of roll ups.

Winners of Fall # 1: Anibal, Intocable, Alebrije, with Cuije

We’re back for fall 2 and Alebrije takes out Pirata Morgan and Monster. Chucky works over Cujie but then Alebrije takes Cujie out. He even does a 747 splash, and then Cujie poses over Chucky. That’s not nice, but funny as hell. Tinieblas taking out Anibal with boring offense. Clothesline in the corner by Tinieblas. Pirata Morgan and Intocable are brawling outside the ring. Alebrije and Monster get into the ring and Monster takes a huge clothesline then takes down Alebrije with a lariat of his own. Chucky is jabbing Cujie in the head. Monster then does a armbar ddt and rolls up and pins Alebrije. That gets a 3. Pirata hits Cujie across the back with a steel chair.

Winners of fall # 2: Pirata Morgan, Tinieblas, & Monster with Chucky

Monster and Chucky do some work on Cujie. He apears to be dead. Pirata Morgan has a chair. Cujie is taken out of the match, and Chucky chases the doctors carrying Cujie. Tinieblas clotheslines Alebrije into the first row. Chucky is kicking Anibal on the outside in the head. Intocable is busted open from his time with Pirata on the outside. Pirate puts him in a chancery, and the rest of the rudos kick him. Tinieblas does some posing and taunting at Anibal. Intocable gets powerbombed. Pirata Morgan is clobbering Intocable. He tries to whip Intocable into the steel chair, but Intocable reverses and Pirata goes over the chair. Anibal tackles Tinieblas and takes him outside for some brawl and stall. Intocable is a bloody mess but he wants more of the Pirate. He hammers him with punches, then they both exchange chops. Morgan gets a lariat out of nowhere, and that gets a 2 count on Intocable. Intocable gets a dropkick that makes Morgan walk the plank. Middle rope suicide dive by Intocable. Tinieblas takes out Alebrije and Anibal inside the ring, but soon the numbers are too much. Alebrije knocks him out of the ring and hits a plancha. Pirata Morgan nails Anibal with a steel chair as he climbs the top rope, but then he accidentally hits Monster. Alebrije is going for a plancha, but Tinieblas stops him and superplexes him instead. Intocable comes in with a flurry, but finally all four rudos pummel him. The rudos are pounding on him and the ref tries to stop them. They shove the referee down, and he DQs them!

WINNERS: Winners of Fall # 1: Anibal, Intocable, Alebrije, with Cuije

– Historia Del Futbol tells you all about the great history of the world’s least exciting sport!
– You can speak Spanish and still be a part of the U.S. Marine core. I’m not sure if that makes ANY freaking sense.
– A women is ready to go on a big trip, and as she packs her skank clothes she hears a Galavision weather report, and remembers to pack her galoshes.
– ITT Tech is for the Spanish speaking folks too ya know!

Verdict: A fun little match. Pirate Morgan surely has a feud with Intocable now. Best match of the night so far, but it still wasn’t great. I’m disappointed with the DQ finish on the final fall, which was a pretty hot fall. But whatever, I don’t book AAA.

The lucha skanks dance. Bout time, I’ve missed the sexy sluts of AAA. They have sexy fringe outfits and thongs. My favorite is the one in the middle with the silver bikini. She’s got dumps like a truck.

Antonio Pena is in his office and he says, Nicho isn’t Psicosis anymore. If he wants to be Psicosis, he’s got to beat the Psicosis now at Triplemania! Sounds like a winner to me. I guess Nicho wants to take the name to WWE, and he’s ‘fighting’ for its use. Oddly enough, Pena has a huge statue of Leatherface (The character, not the wrestler) on his desk. Otherwise his office is respectable, but that is unique to say the least.

Nicho El Millionario, Aleins, & Muerte Roja versus Juventud Guerrera, Psicosis, & Histeria

A preview of our Psicosis versus Psicosis match at Triplemania. What did Nico win the lotto or something? Maybe he had that Powerball ticket. Muerte Roja starts out. He’s new, and Histeria whips him around like a rag doll. We get a shot of the lucha skanks ringside looking hot. Muerte Roja misses a baseball dive, and then Histeria beats him up some more. Nicho gets in and flips off Psicosis. Juvi comes in to fight Nicho instead. Collar and Elbow lockup, as Nicho gets the advantage. Nicho’s face looks really, really old. Either he has been doing some helluva blade jobs, or he’s getting up in age. Juvi gets a shoulderblock. Nicho with a catapult, that doesn’t really work. Juvi must be drunk. Juvi gets a spinning DDT. Nicho sells it like a million bucks. HAHAHAH! Get it? He’s a millionaire now? Psicosis comes in, and slips. Then lariats Nicho. The fans seem to be behind AAA’s Psicosis as opposed to Nicho. To be honest, Psicosis is just as good if not better then Nicho. Alliens comes in, and gets a shoulder breaker, but pinfall is stopped by Nicho. All three of Nicho’s team beat on Psicosis. Nicho tries to unmask Psicosis. What is he jealous? Muerte Roja gets a dropkick. Histeria gets beat down and eats a triple dropkick. Juvi comes in to get beat down, but stumbles. Clearly Juvi is enjoying one more drink before the jump to WWE. Juvi does jump over Muerte Roja and dropkicks Alliens. Juvi and Nicho HUG?!?! Oh they’ve turned on everyone. Juvi and Nicho try to beat on both teams, but Histeria and Psicosis get the best of them. Facebuster for Nicho by the Vipers. Psicosis and Histeria take Nicho up top and do a doubleteam superplex that gets 2. Histeria and Juvi brawl it out with chops. This math has turned into a total debacle. Muerte Roja comes in with a clothesline, then a twisting plancha. Alliens clears the ring too. Nicho and Psicosis are in the ring and they battle it out. Nicho does a peoples legdrop. He prepares for a pin, but out comes unmasked MINI PSICOSIS! He has a chair and tosses it to Psicosis! Psicosis swings, but Nicho ducks, and Psicosis nails Mini Psicosis. Nicho snatches Psicosis’ mask and rolls him up for the pin. That gets a 3. After the match, Nicho puts on Psicosis mask, signaling he is on his way to becoming a Psicosis again.

Winners: Nicho El Millionario, Aleins, & Muerte Roja

– ACCION! Mas Deportes, por Galavision!
– Platinum Health Plus. I’m so tired of hearing this white guy speak Spanish, trying to sell his wares.
– Permitame Tantito is Spanish comedy and hot chicks….JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SHOW ON EVERY OTHER MEXICAN CHANNEL!
– Los Tucanes De Tijuana have their new CD out now. I bet its sold more then John Cena’s.

Verdict: Definately a unique match. The Psicosis/Nicho feud has potential, but its only a short term program. Juvi turning on his team to side with his WWE buddy, is a very cool heel turn. Still Psicosis and Histeria are both rudos, and it made for a strange atmosphere. Mini Psicosis should have caused Psicosis to win, I’d think. It’d be wiser to put your AAA versions of guys over the guys who are about to head to WWE. Though I guess Nicho had to look strong heading into Triplemania. Good match overall, even though Juvi appeared a bit tanked.

Final Thoughts: Not one of the best AAA shows that’s for sure. Too much side stuff, and not enough wrestling. This show had 2 decent matches, but neither were great. I still like the Psicosis stuff, but otherwise most of this was passable. The chicks were hot though. Thumbs down from me. That’s all for this week. Feel free to email me about whatever, and stay tuned for next week’s lucha report. As we draw closer to TRIPLEMANIA! See you in 7!