411’s LIVE Raw Coverage 08.22.05 | Kerwin White; Snitsky Confronts Maria But Gets Told Off By Big Show

JR thanks YOU for watching Summerslam last night.

Kerwin White: “That’s Kerwin W-H-I-T-E White! You know, I represent middle-class America, which means that I represent all of you. In fact, I’m the official spokesman of middle-class America. I’m just here to say what all of you are thinking but are too scared to say yourselves. But seriously, let’s take tonight. Shelton Benjamin erstled Kurt Angle, our Olympic hero, and all of you gave Shelton exactly what he deserved: a polite applause. Yay Shelton! Because let’s face it. Racism and prejudice run rampant in America, and especially right here in the Tidewater area. But come on! I’m just saying what all of you are thinking, and you know I’m right. But don’t get me wrong. Shelton Benjamin’s an incredible athlete. He’s one of the best athletes I’ve ever seen. But Shelton Benjamin is not one of us, and he never, ever will be. And why? Because Shelton Benjamin is not — WHITE! And America, don’t forget, if it’s not White, it’s not right.” K-dub snaps his fingers and whistles as he heads off in his golf cart.

Maria walks around backstage humming until Gene Snitsky remarks her wonderful foot, which just got a pedicure. Snitsky wants to tell a story. Maria wants to go, but Snitsky requests her presence for a story involving the foot. “This little piggy went to market…” “You know, Maria, I betcha these toes are very tasty. I think –“

Big Show puts his foot in the way to intercept him. Show slaps him and calls him for a weirdo for trying to suck Maria’s feet. Snitsky heads off. Show tells Maria to avoid toe-sucking perverts whenever possible. Maria asks what a pervert is. Show pledges to tell her as they walk off into the sunset.

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