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411’s TNA Impact Report 11.10.16
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E-Li Drake cashes in Bound For Gold to try to take out Eddie Edwards. The leader of Wolves Nation has just narrowly gotten by Lashley sending him to the back of the line. No one has been able to beat The Destroyer twice like Edwards has, but he’d better be ready for an all new kind of challenger in the creative firestarter Eli Drake. Everyone believes it’s not a matter of if, but when Drake becomes World Heavyweight Champion, but he has yet to make the step to Super Stardom here in Impact Wrestling.
Also we will have qualifiers to see who will become the next number one contender. Already, Ethan Carter III, “The Miracle” Mike Bennett, Moose, and “The Monster” Abyss have been announced to join this tournament, who else will vie for the gold and set their sights on the winner of our main event?
And last week, “Broken” Matt Hardy suffered amnesia at the hands of the masked businessmen, The Death Count Council. Reports say he has completely changed, we will get to the bottom of this, all this and so much more! My name is Aaron, welcome to the show, this is your Official TNA Impact Wrestling Report! Your card is subject to change, match times are not exact, join us and sound off in the comments your report begins right now.
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“Wolves Nation” kicks up over the PA as Eddie Edwards makes his way out, howling to his fans in the Impact Zone. We are coming to you from Orlando, FL, your commentators are Josh Matthews and The Pope.
Eddie is receiving a hero’s welcome and he says he has had great support from everyone who have always been there for him. But he’s also had negativity, naysayers and people who bet against him. But that’s okay he turned it to motivation. With a never say die attitude, he beat the most dominant champion in the history of this company.
Lashley you say you got screwed- just keep winning, he’s not hiding.
“E – LI DRAKE!”
“Enshrine” by Jeff Hardy kicks up over the PA as Eli walks out and tells our Champ if he thinks he got hit by a truck tonight he’s laying across some railroad tracks. He says Lashley is thanking his stars he isn’t facing Drake.
(SUCKS!) Shaddup…
He’s gonna lighten the load for ya, and the namer of dummies is gonna come out and check the name off because like it or not he’s coming out World Champ and that’s not an insult, that’s just a fact of life.
“Trouble” booms up as EC3 calls himself ECDark and says he will choke the life out of anyone to get what he wants! He says looking Eli in the eyes, he’s not ready to be champion. He’s betting on Edwards tonight.
“EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!”
Eli says it’s his problem he’s betting against him and Carter says he’s betting the whole damn house against him! He is not ready.
“Miracle” begins next as Maria and her husband make their way down the aisle, Bennett all smiles as he says isn’t this a pretty sight. Mike says his hearing isn’t great, did Ethan Carter bet the house? The last time he did that he lost his streak to The Miracle. In the road to the World Title, there’s a roadblock and he will be in his way so get out of the way, it doesn’t matter which dummy is Champ.
Eli takes offense to this. Don’t say that again, that’s not for you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. He gets in Ethan’s face, you get in my way we have a real problem and Miracle attacks Ethan! Drake attacks Eddie!
“MOOSE NATION!” kicks up as Moose rushes the ring! He will face The Miracle next in a Number One Contender Qualifyer!
The Miracle vs Moose
Qualifying Match
Slaps and Chops, Moose going one on one with Mike Bennett. YUGE Dropkick from Moose!
Maria pulls Mike out from a Game Changer! Earl Hebner ejects Maria and she yells! Earl has a conniption as Mike slides in and Moose hammers him with a headbutt!
Miracle takes the man down, stomps to the inner thigh as he works the leg. Sits on the leg in the ropes, slams the legn on the apron’s edge. Kicks the leg in the ropes and takes some chops, basement Dropkick to the knee as Moose comes off the ropes!
Leglace set in on the mat, Moose for the bottom rope, gets it and break on three. The Miracle in control, as the fans chant “Yes We Do” and Bennett tries a suplex but no. Stays on Moose with slaps, as the fans get going, Moose takes a thumb to the eye and Miracle mocks the taunt!
HEADBUTT from Moose as Bennett comes off the ropes! Mike in the corner no Moose runs and his leg is hurting, Bennett off the side and POP UP POWERBOMB BY MOOSE! Game Changer attempt no, Moose for Pop Up, no Bennett out and Superkick to the leg! PILEDRIVER by Bennett gets two.
Moose and Bennett brawling, Bennett counters a Game Changer into a Cutter no MOOSE hangs on! Bennett for a Superkick! Another! HUGE boot from Moose! MIKE HITS THE CUTTER!
ONE! TWO! NOOO!!
Miracle Dropkicks Moose off the apron! Again cuts the knee out from under him! Miracle off the apron crossbody caught!
MOOSE SNAKE EYES THE MIRACLE INTO THE STAIRS!
Miracle rolls inside and wins by COUNT OUT!
OFFICIAL RESULT: “The Miracle” Mike Bennett at 07:03, Count Out
We show how Matt Hardy suffered a fall at the hands of the DCC. What will be his condition tonight?
Also Al Snow has returned from injury at the hands of the Hardys, he is heading to the ring as The Tribunal have something planned for his return.
The Tribunal welcome Coach Snow
The Tribunal welcome Al Snow and he says thank you for attacking the Hardys. They say they didn’t need him for anything and they did nothing for him. Snow says they needed him and were riding his coattails! The Tribunal attack him and Mahabali Shera enters the ring to make the save!
Mugging and kick to the groin by The Tribunal, Shera has been laid to waste as well.
Backlot, Jesse Godderz is waiting to fight Aron Rex. He ain’t happy with Rex’s constant cheating. No match, he intends to beat Rex up.
Ethan Carter III vs “The Monster” Abyss
Qualifying Match
Abyss for the chokeslam, Ethan for the sleeper no crushed into the corner. Abyss does the OH WHOA OH taunt and the fans chant for Ethan who takes a powder out of the ring.
Abyss slams into Carter, chops and such, ouch. He catches Carter and chokeslams him on the apron. That’s the hardest part of the ring.
The fans try to get Carter back into it, Abyss stays in control as Carter tries to battle back but gets sent in and shut down with a hard corner clothesline. Abyss gets distracted by the fans and snapmares the man to rip at his face apart. Ethan battles free and again runs into a back elbow.
“IT’S BEAUTIFUL HERE! IS IT?”
Abyss yells at the fans as the neck vice is applied again. Carter fights free, he gets caught in the goozle but he powers out and FLYING CLOTHESLINE! TWICE! Runs, STINGER SPLASH!!
Ethan to the second rope and missiles the dropkick into Abyss! EC3 for the 1 Percenter no shoved off caught and CHOKESLAM!
Carter kicks out!!
Abyss now goes outside of the ring, he grabs a chair. Risks a DQ is The Monster, and the fans chant for tacks. Brian Hebner leaves the ring, Abyss misses with the chair, EC3 wraps the sleeper! The body scissors, ABYSS TAPS!
OFFICIAL RESULT: Ethan Carter III at 6:31, Sleeperhold
Tonight, Gail Kim, our Knockouts Champion and TNA Hall of Famer has a very special announcement to make. She is arriving at the Impact Zone.
Gail Kim’s Big Announcement
JB says he’s out here as a friend, and he has become best friends with Gail, and he has been asked so he has gotten to know her and her husband, please welcome Gail Kim!
She says JB isn’t just a friend, he is family and they have all made her a better person. All she ever hoped for was to be Knockouts Champion. She hoped to inspire others. So at this time she would love to call out Jade.
“Heel For Ya Face” kicks up as Jade walks out and Gail thanks her for her passion, and says she believes in her. She says Jade has everything it takes to succeed in TNA. She isn’t only the future of this division she is the future of women’s wrestling. And that’s why she wants to have the fans and friends, Jade and she has been thinking about- it’s hard to say this-
“The Nobodies” by Manson begins Decay enter and brutalize all three in the ring! Guillotine to Gail, Jade is being choked out and Abyss and Steve hold Jade- they place the can on Jade as Rosemary climbs
VAN TERMINATOR TO JADE!!!
Gail Kim has been choked out, JB is down, Jade is unconscious, and the Death Dealers have made it clear, their next focus is the Knockouts Title. Nice.
In the Hardy compound, the family begin to try to get Matt Hardy to sing along with “Obsolete” but he doesn’t know the words. He calls Reby Debbie and goes off with Nero to do some biking.
Rockstar Spud vs Trevor Lee vs DJZ
Qualifying Match
Rockstar Spud and Trevor Lee end up brawling on the outside as Zema comes diving over the side to land with a high Somersault Plancha!
In the ring, DJZ beats Spud and leaps off to fly at Trevor who catches and slams Z down into Spud!
DJZ and Trevor Lee brawl with Spud but Zema gets the fans behind him as he battles back to use both against each other, and takes the upper hand.
DJ goes for the ZDT but gets thrown off!
Spud kicks the lowblow into DJZ! He gets the gedo clutch but Lee breaks up the three! Flying kneestrike into Rockstar Spud!
Trevor Lee hits the God’s Last Gift on Spud and gets the three!
OFFICIAL RESULT: Trevor Lee at 4:14, God’s Last Gift
Near Billy Corgan’s office, Aiden O’Shea tells Grado and Robbie E they have a chance at qualifying, but they have got to get past Lashley. Their joy muted, Grado says at least they’ll try.
Backstage, Brandi tries to convince Allie to join her side, but she says no, she works for Ms. Maria.
Lashley vs Robbie E & Grado
Qualifying Match
Grado can’t do anything, so he tags in Robbie, who gets sent in high by The Destroyer. Lashley dominates, as expected, and although two aerial attacks from both and a double suplex do some damage, Lashley clears the ring of Grado and spears Robbie to get the pin. It’s over.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Lashley at 2:57, Spear
Aron Rex is driving up and he tells us Jesse wants to fight him, but he isn’t a threat. He arrives in the Impact Zone to see what he wants and Jesse attacks him from behind! They brawl through a trailer until Aron is chased away. He beats a hasty retreat from a pissed off Godderz.
Back in Charlotte, Nero drives Matt out to the lake, and tells him to talk with Skarsgard. Broken Broken Matt doesn’t know how to talk to a boat. Even the Scribe can’t jog Matt’s memory. Nero wants him to get in the Lake of Reincarnation, but Matt says it’s too cold. Finally, Nero gets mad and says he’ll go to the Impact Zone and DCC himself.
Eddie Edwards vs Eli Drake
World Heavyweight Title Match
Eddie takes control with a drop toehold and a series of armdrags. He tries to take the man down and hold his head in control.
Eddie avoids Eli to send him outside, goes for a baseball but misses and hits a rana on the floor! Eli catches him and throws the man backwards into the apron! Eddie bends backwards in agony! That was painful to watch.
Cover inside, two, no.
Eli attacks with plodding offense, SKYLORD SLAM! Drake with the E LI DRAKE Elbow. Kickout at two.
Drake doesn’t know what to do, he climbs up and Eddie kicks him halfway off! Eddie goes up top and SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP!!!
They both make it up, finally to brawl and Eddie sends Eli over the top, he skins the cat to stay alive no a CLOTHESLINE from Edwards! Eddie with the Primal Howl and races across the ring, off the ropes
SUICIDE DIVE HE FLIES OVER THE MAN! BOTH MEN DOWN!
“TNA!! TNA!!!”
Eddie Edwards back inside, off the ropes lands the knee to the jaw! Eli pops up and is stacked down, two!
Eli Drake leaps to catch Eddie on the top and Edwards throws him off! Edwards lands missing the Double Stomp and Drake manages the Blunt Force Trauma
ONE! TWO! NOOOO!!!
Drake doesn’t know what to do! He fights up top, Eddie has him Chinchecker no! SUPLEX TO CHOKESLAM!!
ONE! TWO! NOOOO!!!!
Eli Drake yells at Edwards to stay down, and he finally goes outside, he climbs the top, perched and misses the clothesline! BOSTON KNEE PARTY!!!!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
OFFICIAL RESULT: Eddie Edwards at 10:11, Boston Knee Party
3…2… 1.
Edwards is surrounded by the DCC!!
He attacks them first and they beat him down! Lift and KICK to the midsection!! The three masked men have the WORLD title in their possession now, laying it across Eddie- and the DCC have revealed themselves!
Eddie Kingston!
…Bram!
And James Storm!
“WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!!”
That’s it for our report, please tune in for Larry’s Impact Review, and sound off below on your thoughts of this week’s show. My name is Aaron, thank you so much, see you next time here on the Official Impact Report from the 411.