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411’s WWE RAW Report 11.9.15

November 9, 2015 | Posted by Tony Acero

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We start RAW with the information that Seth Rollins is injured and the WWE will hold a tournament for the WWE World Heavyweight Title! OH MY GOD!!!

In the middle of the ring is Triple H and the title. Awww, I legit do feel bad for Seth. Triple H wants to take a moment to acknowledge a great champion. He wants to acknowledge The Man, Seth Rollins. When Steph and he chose Rollins as the future of the WWE, they had high hopes for what that future would be, and Seth Rollins exceeded all expectations. THANK YOU ROLLINS chants. Triple H thanks him as well, for giving back to us the faith that they had in him. Every obstacle and opponent put in front of him, Rollins pulled through and retained the title. Unfortunately, tragic fell among Seth Rollins, and this past week, Seth blew out his knee. Seth Rollins is officially no longer the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Who will step up and fill that void? A few weeks ago, they determined a new Number One Contender. That guy is introduced now.

Reigns takes twenty minutes to come down to the ring. Triple H tells him that as the whole world knows, there will be a tournament that starts tonight. Triple H says this seems unfair that while Roman earned the right to be the Number One Contender, it seems unfair that he just goes back to the bottom of the pile. Triple H says it doesn’t have to be that way – it could be a lot easier. It could be that Reigns doesn’t have to earn that tournament. It could be that all the other guys fight to face him at Survivor Series. Triple H brings up Wrestlemania, and how Reigns will never know if he could beat Brock, or if he could keep this title around his waist, because Rollins took that away and walked out of Mania as the champion. Here Reigns is now, all these months later, and Reigns has all of these accolades, but nothing to show for it. He has been met with wall after wall. Triple H isn’t asking Reigns to do anything he hasn’t already done. Triple H wants to know if Reigns wants to be the man, because if he does…all he’s gotta do is be Triple H’s man. Cute.

Reigns calls this selling out. Triple H calls this an interesting term. He says that “Sellout” is a word that was created for losers who can never achieve what others can, what Reigns can. Triple H doesn’t want misguided morals ruin what Reigns can get out of life. Triple H says we will criticize no matter what Reigns does. Do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing and you won’t be criticized. But if Reigns wants the title, understand that the title comes with criticism and he will never be liked by everybody. Triple H grabs the title and puts it on Reigns shoulder. He tells Reigns that he doesn’t want his tombstone to read “Yeah, but everybody liked me,” he wants a monument in his honor. H is offering Reigns an opportunity for what is important to he and his family. H will make sure his grand children are set up. All Reigns has to do is be Triple H’s man. Triple H extends his hand out, and the crowd chants YES….there’s at least one NO.

Reigns says everything he has, he earned, and he’s done it his way. He’s never taken a handout. Lots of boos are mysteriously cut off by cheers. Weird. Roman tells Triple H to shove his offer up the cooter. Triple H says thanks for reminding him why he didn’t choose Reigns in the first place. H welcomes Reigns to the back of the line, because the match starts now.

Match 1: Roman Reigns vs The Big Show
Show corners Reigns to start then tosses him hard against the oppsoite corner. Reigns tries to fight back with right hands and a kick. He hits the ropes, then is hit with a shoulder tackle. Show with a headbutt, knocking Reigns down. Elbow drop from Big Show and a cover for 1…2..NO! Show sends Reigns to the outside hard. Show tosses Reigns into the barricade hard. He lifts Reigns and looks to shove him into the ringpost, but Reigns hops off and pushes Show into the post. Show grabs Reigns and just tosses him back in the ring. Show follows, but Reigns atacks and beats on the back. Reigns in the corner. 2nd Rope. He flies, and Show chops him mid-air! Show steps on the mid-section of Reigns then grabs turns him around and steps on the bak hard, against the ropes. Show tosses Reigns into the corner chest-first hard. Show grabs Reigns out of the corner, but Reigns hits an uppercut. Again. He hits the ropes, but Big Show hits a big boot to Reigns! Show hits the ropes and hits a splash in the middle of the ring! Pin for 1…2…NO!!! Show tosses Reigns to the outside yet again. It’s kind of pointless since they end right back in the ring. Reigns with some rights. He goes for a body slam, but he’s not John Cena. Show stops this, and hits a body slam of his own.

Back after a break, and Reigns is hitting all he can to Show. Right hands and kicks. He hits the ropes and runs right into a bear hug. Reigns hits some elbows to the face of Big Show. He finally escapes then hits a Samoan Drop to Big Show…sorta. Show rolls out of the ring. Reigns follows. He’s on the apron. He kicks Big Show in the head, then goes for another one. Boot to face, and Reigns goes for a third, only to be blocked by Big Show, and chopped down hard. Show rolls Reigns back in the ring and follows. Reigns struggles to stand near the ropes. Big Show runs into a boot in the corner. Again! Reigns runs and hits a cltohesline in the corner. Again. One more. He keeps it going. Show hangs over the ropes. Reigns on the apron. Drive by!!! Reigns falls to the 2nd rope. Reigns hops down to the floor. Drive by again! In the ring, Reigns calls for the Superman Punch. He rushes forward, but Big Show catches him! CHOKESLAM! Pin for 1…2…NO!!!!

Show drops the straps! He calls for the KO Punch! REIGNS with the SUperman Punch!!!! SPEAR!!! Cover for 1…2….3!!!
Official Result: Roman Reigns
Hard punches don’t always equate to good matches
Rating: *1/2

We get a photo of the official bracket.

The Wyatts are going to pay respects later.

Wayne Rooney is in the crowd. This is important.

Owens shills his music on iTunes, if you want to line his pockets. Speaking of change, that’s what the WWE needs right now. The WWE Universe has been cheering for the same old garbage for years now. They agree, it appears. Owens claims that it’s not the British fans – they are better than that. They consider themselves the smartest fans in the world, right? He says they are actually the dumbest. They worship a false idol, like the Queen of England, and pretend the Royal Family is an actual thing. This is the dumbest thing he has ever seen in his life. The change he is going to bring about the WWE. It’s not for us, any of us, this is for him and him only. He has said it before, and he’ll say it again. He is a prized fighter, and when he is in this ring as both IC and WWE World Heavyweight Champion, nobody will be able to deny that this is truly the Kevin Owens show.

Match 2: Kevin Owens vs Titus O’Neil
Owens shoves Owens in the corner. Owens tries to fight back, but Titus ain’t having it. He attacks in the corner. Owens fights out but is met with the big man hard, and Owens rolls to the outside quickly. Titus follows and hits a tackle against the barricade as we go to break.

Back, after some product shilling, and Owens has hisself a nice little rest hold on Titus. Titus backs Owens in the corner and throws some elbows back. He then runs into a superkick to the chin. Owens covers for 1..2…NO! Running senton to Titus and a pin for 1..2..NO! Owens shoves Titus in the face, in the corner, in the ring. Owens with a chop. Another. He talks some shit, so Titus blocks the third chop and sends Owens into the corner for some hard chops of his own. Ooo-weee, they look tough. Owens with a kick out of the corner. Right hand to TItus. Whip is reversed, Titus bends and gets kicked for it. Shoulder tackle from Titus. Again. Whip to the corner is reversed. Titus hops over Owens and hits a body slam! Some barks help Titus to hit a splash in the corner. Another one, but he misses, and Owens rolls him up for 1…2..NO! Owens clubs the back. Titus lifts Owens up from behind, then drops him hard. Pin for 1..2..NO! There’s a rotation in that drop I didn’t see.

Titus looks for the Razor’s Edge, but Owens drops behind him. Titus turns. Owens shoves him to the ropes. POP-UP Powerbomb! Pin for 1..2…3!!
Official Result: Kevin Owens
Nice to see Owens move forward.
Rating: *1/2

Renee Young is backstage lookin all kinds of cute. She welcomes Paige to the blue curtain. Paige thanks Renee for recognizing her compliments. Last time they had an interview, Renee accused Paige of doing something she didn’t do. Renee brings up the biggest skeptic of her past few weeks, Becky Lynch. Renee says that Paige has possibly awoken the dragon in Becky. Paige says, Becky is more like a rat. What’s sweeter than beating three divas on RAW? Taking out her frustration on Becky Lynch so that Charlotte stands alone come Survivor Series.

We get clips of the Taker vs Sid match, complete with Taker winning the title. Fast forward to Money in the Bank when Kane cashed in his briefcase to beat Kane for the WWE Championship.

Match 3: Becky Lynch vs Paige
Lockup to start. Becky forces Paige to the ropes, and to the utside. Both girls are locked up on the mat near the table. They stand and roll back into the ring. Becky shoves Paige against the ropes. The ref calls for a break up. Paige hits some forearms. Becky goes to attack, but Paige is locked up in the ropes. Arm drag from Becky. Another. She locks the arm. Paige tries to escape, but Becky whips her only to be grabbed and tossed into the ropes. Paige grabs the head and slams Becky down .Headbut from Paige. This is her house, guys. Paige grabs Becky and shoves a knee to the back of the head, choking Becky up on the ropes. For the second week in a row, I get a crappy feed of the Divas match, and miss all of this. Expect an update shortly. Apparently, a submission happened on a table, making it much more deplorable.


Official Result: Paige

Rating: NR

Match 4: The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler
Lockup, and Miz shoots for the leg. Dolph stops him, backs up in the corner, and breaks the hold. The ref backs Miz up. Miz kicks and gets a side headlock in. Rope work and Miz hits a shoulder, knocking Miz down. Miz hits the ropes, backbraeker, goes or neckbreaker, but Dolph shoves him forward and hits a dropkick. Dolph hits the ropes, goes for a Fameasser, but Miz blocks and goes for the Skull Crushing Finale. Dolph escapes and Miz rolls out of the ring. Dolph follows and chases Miz back in the ring. Dolph misses a splash in the corner, misses a boot. Miz kicks the thigh of Dolph, then attacks the left knee. He drives a knee into the thigh, one more. He drops an elbow, and hits the leg again. No mention that this is the leg that Breeze attacked only a week ago. Miz covers for 1..2..NO! Miz tweaks the ankle as Dolph screams in agony. Miz goes for the Figure Four, but Dolph kicks out. Miz runs with a boot, but Dolph ducks and turns this into a rollup. 1…2..NO! Miz runs to the corner for a leg lariat, but Dolph moves, and MIz hits the ropes. Dolph struggles to stand near the ropes. Miz turns, misses a clothesline. Clothesline frm Miz, another. Splash in the corner. Dolph with the neck—nope, Miz reverses and hits a backbreaker, goes for the neckbreaker, but Dolph with a backslide for 1..2..NO! Miz with a kick and a pin for 1…2..NO! Miz tweaks the ankle again, but Dolph with a rollup for 1..2..NO! DOlph rushes forward, Miz shoots the legs, he locks in the figure four!!! Dolph reaches for the ropes. He gets there! Miz breaks the hold and attacks the back of the head.

Miz stands. SUPERKICK from Dolph! Pin for 1…2….3!!!
Official Result: Dolph Ziggler
What a completely uninspired match…
Rating: *1/2

Dolph hobbles over to the title like it’s a shrine and stares hard.

Clips from Survivor Series 2005 where The Undertaker made his return to creep out Randy Orton. Clips of Kane and Daniel Bryan winning the Tag Team Championship.


Tonight, the RAW Reaction gives our immediate thoughts of the tournament, what it means to be without a Champion, how Tony’s life changes when people make him wear pants, and more! Join in on the fun 20 minutes after RAW!

The RAW Reaction


We are back to RAW, and 2 weeks ago Del Rio returned. If you don’t remember that, we’re here to remind you.

Zeb says that we know who he is. He has a few things to say. In Mex-America, they believe that Mexico and America should band together as two great nations, but work together as one. They’d ask the English to join if they weren’t so despised by the world. What was that? Was that some hate that he heard out there? he calls the crowd haters. haha. He knows that the crowd is craving leadership from Mex-America. He tells them to lead themselves. He has some hard truth for them; Germany already tells them what to do, and they’re complaining about refugees. Even Scotland doesn’t want to have anything to do with them. He’s seen this before, and it ends in disaster. WE’ll turn on the TV one day, and hear that Putin is now telling England what to do because one thing about England…it wasn’t that long ago that the ladies weren’t shaving their armpits or using deodorant.

Del Rio doesn’t want him to forget to mention that this place is populated by haters. Del Rio points a few out specifically. He calls everyone ignorant and haters.

Zebby says he doesn’t think these people would understand opportunity. Tonight, Del Rio is fully prepared to take advantage of the opportunity presented to him. On Thursday, Del Rio will run the table and become the next WWE Heavyweight Champion.

There is so much apathy here…

Match 5: Naomi vs Natalya
Nattie starts the match with a hard slap. She then tosses Nattie to the outside. Naomi hops over the ropes to the apron, and Nattie pulls her leg out from under her. Nattie sneds Naomi back in the ring. The ref checks on her. Sasha then attacks from behind, sending Nattie into the ringpost! Naomi sends Nattie back in the ring. Cover for 1..2…NO!! WE WANT SASHA chant is huge! Naomi with a cravat from behind. Sasha lookin super sexy tonight. Nattie stands and elbows out of the hold, so Naomi just drops her on her head. Naomi goes for a leg drop, but Nattie moves. Clothesline from Nattie. Nattie encourages a WE WANT SASHA chant for no apparent reason. Sasha gets on the apron. Nattie goes for a cheap shot. Naomi rolls Nattie up for 1…2..NO!!! Nattie escapes, gets pushed against the ropes where Tamina is for no good reason. Nattie sends Naomi into Tamina, rolls up Naomi. Pin for 1..2….3!!


Official Result: Naomi
Is everyone just sleep walking through matches tonight?
Rating: *

Sasha attacks!!! She goes for Bank Statement on nattie, but Nattie holds the ropes! Sasha flies back. Sharpshooter from nattie! BOOS from the crowd. Tamina enters and hits a kick to the face! Bank Statement from Sasha! Naomi puts her shades on Nattie! hahaha. Heavy boos from the crowd, but one look at the crowd sees people doing anything but.


Hi, Sasha….

Sheamus and Wade head down to the ring. During the commercial, we get Wade Barrett talking some shit to Rooney. Wade is very thoughtful of Rooney’s son watching his father fail.

Match 6: Sheamus (w/ King Barrett) vs Cesaro
Lockup to start. They hit a stalemate in the corner. Cesaro with the go behind into a rollup for 1..2.NO! They do some mat wrestling, ending with Shemaus standing and working the arm. He holds it hard from behind. Cesaro turns into the hold and does a kip up out of the hold, reversing it into a crucifix pin for 1..2.NO! Cesaro tries for more wrestling, but Sheamus heads to the outside, frustrating Cesaro. Sheamus heads back in the ring and kicks, then uppercuts Cesaro hard. Side headlock takedown to Cesaro. Sheamus stands and sends Cesaro in the corner. Hard shoulder, and again. Sheamus hits he ropes, and Cesaro hits a hard clothesline. Sheamus on the apron. Cesaro grabs, but Sheamus hangs him up. He goes for a battering ram, but Cesaro hits an uppercut! Cesaro heads to the outside and rolls him in the ring. Cesaro with an uppercut. Another running one is deflected, and Sheamus hits the IRish Curse backbreaker. Cesaro rolls to the apron. Sheamus with the beatdown. He stops at 5 to berate the crowd, then goes for more. Cesaro shoots him back, but Sheamus hits a clothesline.

We are back, after a break, and Sheamus is hitting a hard body slam to Cesaro. Pin for 1..2…NO! Sheamus drives a knee to the back of Cesaro, then locks a cravat in from behind. Cesaro tries to turn into it. Sheamus with a knee, sends Cesaro to the ropes, but he floats over and lands on his feet! He hits a boot, then heads to the top rope. Sheamus stops any offenese and hits an uppercut. He stands in front of the seated Cesaro, grabs his fingers, and just flails him over his head! Pin for 1..2…NO! Sheamus with kicks and slap to Cesaro’s face. He grabs the face of Cesaro and slaps him hard. Cesaro is up!!! He bitch slaps Sheamus, then kicks the chest. Sheamus goes for anothe backbreaker, but Cesaro just flips the fuck out of it! He hits a launching toss, and the crowd is loving it!!! Both men up. Cesaro calls for the spni! He grabs the legs! Sheamus rushes towards the ropes! Sheamus with a knee to the chest. Cesaro answers with a big kick! He lcoks the head of Sheamus then goes for a suplex! Sheamus reverses and sends Cesaro over the top rope, but Cesaro doesn’t release, so both men tumble out! I have a feeling that was supposed to be a suplex to Sheamus, and it would have been awesome, had that worked. Barrett tries to motivate Sheamus to get up. Cesaro shake the pain out of his arm on the outside. The ref is at the count of 8. Sheamus rolls in! Cesaro follows just barely!!! Sheamus sets Cesaro up on his shoulders, but Cesaro drops. He hits a boot! Springboard, caught!! White Noise! Pin for 1…2..NO!!!! Sheamus wants the end. He calls for The Brogue Kick! He goes for it, but Cesaro counters into a Sharpshooter!!!!! Sheamus grabs the ropes! The hold is broken! Cesaro gets an elbow to the face. Another. Sheamus with a forearm! Another! One more! Cesaro with an uppercut! Another! He goes for more! Gets Sheamus in the corner! Whip! Running Uppercut! He whips Sheamus, sits him on the top rope! DROPKICK sending Sheamus to the outside!!! Cesaro follow! Clothesline over into the Timekeeper’s area!!!! Cesaro grabs Sheamus by the head, but Barrett is here to talk shit. Cesaro gets in the face of Barrett. Barrett distracts long enough for Sheamus to hit a hard blow to the head. Sheamus talks some shit to Rooney. Wade is behind him, gloating.

Wade tells Sheamus to head back in the ring, and pokes Rooney. Rooney just smacks the taste out of Barrett!!!

In the ring, Cesaro with an uppercut! He hits a rollup pin to Sheamus!!! PIn for 1…2….3!!!!!!
Official Result: Cesaro
Finally, a good fucking match…
Rating: ***

Hey, a guy that used to be in the WWE has a bit part in a movie, so be sure to connect him directly to the WWE.

Backstage, Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae are takin a selfie. Renee wants to know how they feel about the possibility of him being the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Breeze calls Renee Young ugly. He says the hope of better looking people lives. Summer Rae says Young looks homeless. He would be a disgrace to the title. Breeze would be a blessing. He tells Young to backup and look at his face…after Survivor Series, it’s the new face of the WWE.

Match 7: Tyler Breeze vs Dean Ambrose
Lockup to start….like every other match tonight. Ambrose with a side headlock. They hit the ropes. Ambrose with a shoulder tackle. He hops over, and gets arm dragged, but Ambrose hits a right and sends him in the corner. Breeze gets some knees in, sending Ambrose into the corner, then whips and Ambrose flies out with a clothesline. Clothesline over the top rope!!! Summer helps Breeze up. Ambrose looks to suicide dive, but Breeze pushes Summer and runs!!! hahaha. Ambrose stops himself. He tries to enter the ring on the side, but Ambrose sends him to the outside and hits a dive!!! Ambrose celebrates with the fans as we go to break.

WE are back, and Tyler dives off the top rope with a cross body. Pin for 1..2…NO! Ambrose is up! Superkick to Ambrose! Pin for 1..2…NO! Breeze gets Ambrose in the corner and attacks then sends Ambrose to the outside. He follows and attacks Ambrose with a whip to the barricade, back first! He grabs Ambrose and sends Dean back in the ring. Pin for 1..2…NO! Tyler grabs the head of Ambrose. He hits a right hand. Ambrose with some right hnds! He hit throat thrust! Again. Ambrose bounces off the corner and hits a clothesline into a runnin bulldog, but it’s reversed. Rollup from Ambrose for 1..2..NO! Reversed for a pin. 1..2..NO! Ambrose reverses this as well! 1…2.NO! Antoher reversal! One more! 1…2…NO! Ambrose goes for Dirty Deeds, but Breeze escapes! He sends Ambrose into the ropes and Ambrose hits a hard clothesline!!! Ambrose goes up to the top rope! He goes to fly off with a dropkick, hits it! But looks like he’s got a stinger. Breeze takes advantage and shoves Ambrose into the steel post. One more time from Breeze! He hooks the arm of Ambrose under his neck and hits a backcracker. Pin for 1..2..NO! Breeze works the arm! Ambrose is hurting against the ropes as the ref yells at Breeze. Boots from Breeze against the ropes. Breeze with a few more stomps against the ropes. Ref pulls him back.

Ambrose is able to send Breeze to the outside! Breeze rolls back in…right into a rollup for 1…2…3!!!!
Official Result: Dean Ambrose

Rating: **

New Day is here! They shush the crowd a bit. Kofi seems bothered by the fact that there is a 16 man tournament, and none of the members of The New Day were included. They are O-FFENDED. This is outrageous, says E. Woods says that they’ve overcome every single obstacle in order to stay champs, they are treated like outcasts? Even though they stand before all of them looking so fresh and so clean (clean). Kofi says that we may have forgotten, but it wasn’t so long ago that they laid out Dolph Ziggler. And what about The Dudley Boyz? Or the Golden Boy John Cena?! Big E claims they outdid themselves that time. In all seriousness, this match tonight is for their flalen captain, Seth Rollins. Unicorn horns up! By the way, European magic is garbage, and Harry Potter sucks. hahaha.

Match 8: The New Day vs The Usos and Neville
We’re starting with Woods and Jimmy. Woods dodges a superkick and tags in Kofi. Kofi comes in and we get an Enziguri. Kofi heads to the outside to talk to his teammates. Back from a break, and Kofi has Jey Uso on the ground, working the arm. Tag to Big E. He hits the ropes, again, Big Splash from Big E! Cover for 1…2.NO! Big E catches a kick, ducks an Enziguri, then knocks Jimmy off the apron. He runs into a one-armed Samoan Drop! Tag to Woods. Tag to Neville! Neville with a right hand. Kicks new Day off the apron. Kicks to Woods, followed by a running kick to the face. Elbow to the face in the corner. Neville hops up in the corner. Springboard missile dropkick! Kipup for a pop! He hits a standing shooting star press and a cover for 1..2..NO!! Big E and Kofi in to break the pin up! Double Superkick from The Usos!!! Double splashes from the ring to the outside!!! Woods tries to rolll up Neville, but flips Woods on the apron. Kick to Woods, but New Day catches him! Neville heads to the top rope!! Crazy ass moonsault to New Day and Usos!!!! Neville grabs Woods and sends him in the ring. Neville on the top rope! Calling for Red Arrow, but Kofi runs on the apron to kick one of The Usos. Superkick from the other one! Big E trucks Uso down! Neville hops off the ropes, lands on his feet! Kick to the back of the head of Woods!!

Kofi shoves the trombone in the ring, and the ref pushes it out. This distraction allows Big E to shove Neville off the top rope! Rollup and WOods uses the ropes! Pin for 1…..2…3!!!
Official Result: New Day
Oh how fun.
Rating: **

Our Main Event segment is Bray Wyatt heading to the ring. The crowd sings for Wyatt. Change, he says, isn’t easy, but it is inevitable. It’s part of life. How you deal with change will ultimately tell you who you truly are. Tonight, he thinks they should celebrate change. Tonight, we celebrate the career of Kane and The Undertaker. For over two decades, they have been the benchmark of power. The earth shook at their feet, and they possessed the power to control the lights and the darkness. They have reigned supreme. What Wyatt wants to do right now is for everyone watching and everyone in the building to bow their head and pay respect to the legends and icons that are Kane and The Undertaker.

-Bows head-

Silence.

UNDERTAKER chant.

Wyatt laughs this off. He calls everyone fools. Says we will no longer pay respect to these relics, because their respect is now his respect. There was no passing of the torch; Wyatt took the torch, and he used it to burn Kane and Taker into ashes. It all belongs to Wyatt now. Everything belongs to Wyatt now. As their bodies rot, his grows stronger. He owns them. Right now, their power is pulsating, ice-cold, right through his veins. He now controls all. There is no more time for salvation. All we can do is look to the sky and take solace in knowing that this will all be over soon. The apocalypse is here. Wyatt drops to his knees.

Follow…….

We get the video form last week, but in reverse! black hole reverts back to a full screen, and the video from last week plays in full, as we see Taker and Kane’s destruction over the years.

After the video, the corners of the ring ablaze, and lighting hits the top of the ramp. The dong hits. The lights go out. Fog Machines in abundance….

THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION ARE HERE!!!!

The Undertaker and Kane stand side by side at the top of the ramp. Admittedly, they look pretty bad ass. They head down the ramp as Michael Cole has an orgasm. Wyatt stares in disbelief. The lights go out. When they come back on, The Wyatt Family is here! They attack, but Kane and Taker make short work of them. Chokeslam to Harper. Chokeslam to Rowan! Strowman with a clothesline to both men! THEY DO A DOUBLE SIT UP!!! Goozle to Strowman! They toss him to the outside! Wyatt tries to attack, but Kane and Taker knock him down. Outside, Kane and Taker toss Strowman over the announce table! They turn their attention towards Wyatt. Wyatt is struggling to get up. Kane and Taker enter. Kane with the goozle. He brings Wyatt over to Taker. Double Chokeslam to Bray Wyatt!

End Show

So, Taker and Kane can take on all four members of The Wyatt Family. And you guys were worried….hahaha

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