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411’s WWE RAW Report 5.26.14
Championship Roll Call:
Undisputed WWE World Champion: Daniel Bryan
US Champion: Sheamus
IC Champion: Bad News Barrett
Unified Diva’s Champion: Paige
WWE World Tag Team Champions: The Usos
We dedicate this edition of RAW to Murica, and the many men and women we have lost their lives so that we can say things like “Cena Sucks” and the like. Thank you.
We are at the University of Tennessee, and everyone anxiously awaits the presence of The Authority. They are here with smiles, and wave at the peasants as they make their way down to the ring. Steph feels great about tonight, because it’s all about choices. For example, Daniel Bryan has a choice of whether or not he will do the right thing and surrender the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It’s the right thing to do, y’all, and Bryan knows it.
IT WAS HIS SLED!!!!
Steph says Bryan physically cannot do it. His heart is there, his mind is there…he wants to be our champion, and said we are the reason why he is champ, but unfortunatley, his body is a B+. She knows that Bryan, in spite of wanting to do all the right things, he must surrender the title. Triple H is sure Bryan doesn’t want to, he simply can’t compete right now. Like Steph said, tonight is about choices. Every generation has performers that rise to the top – that become superstars. Some burn out and become a flash in the pan like Bryan. Then there are those that become legends. They become legends because they stand the test of time. Month after month, year after year, gernation after generation – they remain dominant because of their ability to adapt. The ones that don’t – like a Daniel Bryan – they just perish. The ones that last to become legends live forever and that is Evolution.
Nice segue, Trips.
This Sunday, at Payback, The Shield will find out that they cannot stop Evolution. Tonight, The Shield will have a choice. They can adapt and decide not to show up at Payback and go on to become legends, hopefully. Or they can sign, and perish. Steph brings up the matter of the General Manager of RAW, Brad Maddox. She calls out Brad. He heads down the ramp into the ring, looking more and more like the oldest son from The Middle. Triple H brings up last week when he allowed Orton and Batista to take roles that were best for business, but Maddox made a choice that was…not best for business. He allowed The Shield. Why?
Maddox says he was forced. Steph shushes him. Apparently, Maddox was roughed up and wound up in the trainer’s room, and felt like he didn’t have a choice, but it appears that they – The Authority – feels like they don’t have a choice.
The fire of Kane emits from the ramp, and Steph gives the ol “well, shit happens.” Triple H sucker punches Maddox, and in comes Kane. Steph tells Kane to teach Maddox a lesson. Kane hits him with a chokeslam. Tombstone to finish it off. Wouldn’t this work better if we cared about Maddox?
Steph wants the lights up and the music to stop. She has one more thing to say to Maddox….”You’re Fired.”
We are back, and and Bo Dallas will be debuting on RAW tonight. Not to be confused with Debuting, on RAW, tonight.
In the ring, Cesaro awaits his opponent. It’s RVD, and he is sure to watch his back before heading down to the ring.
Before the match starts, Bad News Barrett is here. It’s officially the first day of Summer…but he’s afraid he’s got some…bad news! Summer is a time where people realize just how fat they are. Even better than that, your precious RVD is going to discover that his Indian Summer is well and truly over and he will still be our Intercontinental Champion.
Cesaro takes advantage of a distraction and atacks RVD quickly, including a nice toss after some news. BNB mocks DDP over by JBL. Leg Scissors pin by RVD gets a 1. He follows it by a kick and starts hitting some soft rights to Cesaro. Cesaro is able to gutwrench and toss RVD over his shoulder. Cesaro with an uppercut in the corner. Cesaro with the boot in the corner to RVD. Whip to the corner, goes for an uppercut, but RVD with an elbow and a thrust kick. He hits the ropes then clotheslines RVD over the top rope. RVD decides to hop over the rope, and go for a standing moonsault, but Cesaro is so bad ass that he catches him and drops RVD on the barricade. Cesaro with a toss into the barricade as we go for a break.
We are back, and Cesaro gets three near falls, followed by a kickout after 1. Cewsaro with a gorilla press, delayed, into a slam and a pin for 1…2..NO! Cesaro with a lock from behind. RVD and Cesaro trade rights, and Cesaro gets the upperhand…until RVD hits a spin kick. Both men are down. The ref hits a four until RVD rolls over Cesaro with a pin for `1..NOPE! BOth men up, hit the ropes. RVD with a kick to the chin. Rolling Thunder to Cesaro! Pin from RVD. 1….2..NO! Whip into the corner by Cesaro, and he gets hit with an elbow. RVD is up and sentons off the top rope. Pin for 1..2…NO! Cesaro to the outside. RVD flies off with a crossbody. Barrett looks to make a move, so RVD just gives him a kick to the jaw. It looked pretty cool. RVD sends Cesaro back into the ring. He hits a kick to the face and hops up top. Split-Legged Moonsault. Pin for 1…2….NO!
Cesaro up with an uppercut. Goes for a kick, but RVD grabs and spins into a kick of his own. RVD heads to the corner, but Barrett distracts. Cesaro is up! German Suplex into a pin for 1….2..3!!!
Official Result:
A pretty good match considering RVD has typically signed onto the “go through the motions” school of thought.
RATING: **1/2
After the match, Sheamus heads down the ramp to his music and runs into the ring. BROGUE KICK to Cesaro!
Teddy Long comes out…and we got a TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA!!
Just kidding, guys…
We get a recap of Eva Marie trying to get a pin, but Summer’s lack of care, followed by Summer giving the Funkadactyls a fast count. Already in the ring is Eva Marie and she’s got her angry face on. Recap of Summer and Layla from RAW last Monday. I don’t think they know who they want to be a face or a heel here
Summer Rae goes for a lockup but Eva hits her with a slap. Summer runs for a hit, but Eva tells her to stop and mocks fixing her boot, only to hit an elbow then stomp Summer down. Eva blows kisses to boos. Summer with a whip to the corner. She gest some boots in on Eva then does a hair toss. Pin from Summer for 1..NO. Summer slams Eva’s face into the mat once, twice, three times a lady. Summer slams Eva in the back of the head then stomps. Summer with another toss to the mat.
The music of Fandango hits, and out comes Fanny and Layla. They dance atop the stage, distracting Summer. Layla grabs Fandango and gives him a smooch Trish and Christian would be proud of. Summer is upset. Eva with a rollup. 1….2….3!!
Official Result: Eva Marie
So that was that…
RATING: 1/2*
Backstage, Orton and Batista are having a conversation. The Rhodes Brothers come in and say they weren’t on the show last week, or this week so they are putting out an open challenge to any tag team. Orton brings up getting Cody fired. Cody says he remembers that, but he also remembers beating The Shield. Orton says he’s happy they followed that momentum. Cody gets a great dig saying in 10 years, Orton has gone from Triple H lacky to Trple H lacky, then calls Batista a skinny-jeaned sellout and RK-Blow.
In comes Triple H to say that they’ll get a match tonight against Orton and Batista, and it will be “interesting.” Batista scoffs at the notion that he’s a skinny-jeaned sellout and Triple H makes him feel better: “Ya got big legs…”
Drew pushes the head of El Torito. Torito draws a line and begs for Drew to cross it. Drew gyrates, causing Torito to do the same. Springboard off the rope and Drew catches him. He sends him flying high, but Torito comes down with an arm drag. He hits the ropes and flips into Drew’s arms again. Drew drops him to the mat then crawls towards him. Drew pulls him up, El Torito flips up, lands on his feet, then Drew just pushes him down and tosses him by the leg. Drew picks up El Torito like I pick up my neice then grabs him in a Firemans. Drew heads to the top rope and looks to suplex him, but Los Matadores distract, and El Torito flips off. 3MB attack and El Torito pulls the legs of Drew, causing him to land face first into the turnbuckle. Pin for 1…2…3!!
Official Result:
RATING:
Afterwards, 3MB and Hornswoggle head into the ring and atack. Horny grabs the mask but Torito with a kick to the face. Swoggle grabs the tail of El Torito and pulls it off. Hornswoggle whips El Torito with the tail. El Torito is hurt both emotionally and physically, grabs his ass, and runs up the ramp.
Guys….he whipped him with his tail.
In the trainer’s room, Los Matadores are—-fuck this.
The Wyatt’s are here!
Bray is seated, and he starts the promo with the song.
Never, ever, have those words been more true than they are right now. I truly got the whole world in my hands. You see, the world has come to lean on me, and they lean on me cuz they know somewhere deep down, I only want what’s best for all of you. The problem with that is, sometimes what is best is not the easiest past. In this life, we all must make sacrifices. Most don’t know it, but we do it every day. We work and break our backs to feed our children, and sulk and suffer while another man tells us who to be and how to act. When are you going to understand that all of that is pointless. The poison has already set in, and we all know the only way to cure a snake bite is with the anti-venom, so what say you…is he the snake? Or is he the cure? I know what role I must play in this world. I am the necessary evil that this world so badly needs, and in the end – in the end – if you are my brother or sister, you will stand right beside me. But if you are my enemy, you will fall at my feet, and I think we all understand that JOhn Cena is an enemy to us all. Don’t you worry, though, because at Payback, I will be the last man standing.
Why should Cena be the only man punished in all this corruption? That’s not right. To get to the king, you must first go through the pawns. Cena is the king. And speaking of Kings…Mr. Jerry Lawler, may I have a word with you, please? I don’t bite.
Lawler says no, Wyatt confirms and calls it unfortunate. Wyatt sends Rowan and Harper towards King. Wyatt wants to have a talk. Wyatt tells JBL not to go play hero. JBL drops the headset, and looks to head into the ring, but Harper with a right hand! Rowan grabs JBL and tosses him right into a clothesline from Harper! King stands. Wyatt asks for a conversation, that’s all he wants. King heads into the ring.
Wyatt sets up a chair and asks King to have a seat. He just has a few questions. It’s safe to say that King and Cena are very good friends, right? Wyatt is sure they are. It’s also safe to say that King helped John Cena obtain goals. How? Because for years, King has sat in that seat and fed everyone how good a man Cena is. Never once did King question Cena’s morality. ANd now it’s too late – does King feel guilty about that? How does it feel to be a liar, Jerry? Asks Wyatt. Did King really think he was just going to get away with all of this? Wyatt is very sorry that it had to be King, but this is the necessary evil he has been talking about. The Fam lifts Jerry, and Bray looks to set up for Sister Abigail. Here’s Cena! He atacks ROwan and Harper. Wyatt has King in his grasp. Harper and Rowan start a beat down on Cena. They lift him up and hold his eyes open. haha. Wyatt says that at Payback, he is going to hurt John Cena, but right now….he wants Cena to watch his friend fall and understand that this is all his fault. Wyatt lifts King and sets up for Sister Abigail.
THE USOS are here! They clear the ring with John Cena! Cena removes his shirt so you know it’s real. He asks for a mic as the Wyatt Family head up the ramp. Enough is enough, says Cena. Cena says Wyatt just crossed some serious lines. When Wyatt first got here, everyone was excited. He was intriguing, charismatic, and when he speaks, people listen but does he even listen to himself? He just said he was a God. Lincoln once said if you want to test a man’s character, you give him power. Wyatt has had a taste of it, and it has made him sick. Look at what he just tried to do. Because an innocent man doesn’t think the way he does, you try to eliminate him? That’s not a necessary evil – it’s just plain evil. Cena believes in who he is and what he does. He beleives whether the family likes it or not, Wyatt needs to be stopped. It’s not about losing or winning come Payback, it’s about being the last man standing. Wyatt has accused Cena of living a lie and attacked his resolve, and now he wants to punish people for what they believe in? At Payback, Cena brings the justice. Bray Wyatt, Justice may be blind but for him, Payback will be a bitch. #WEAKSAUCE
King and Cole talk about JBL, saying he’s shooken up. This is interrupted by the music of…wait…who?! ZACK RYDER?! He comes out with an American Flag….oooooooh, does this mean Lana?
IT DOES! Ryder is cut off mid-promo by the music of Lana. Typical Americans, she says, always dwelling on past glories. To forge an elite society, there must be an aggressive vision, just like Putin. Those who are not willing to move forward are simply embarrassing patriots and will require disciplinary action to the highest level. Compliance with Mother Russia and her super athelete is not a choice, it’s our futre. Behold our destiny. Rusev calls Ryder a dirty girl on the mic then heads down the ramp.
Ryder ducks a go behind and hits some chops, then the ropes. Rusev splashes him with his chest against th ropes then beats down on the head of Ryder over and over. Lana calls for Rusev. Rusev stops and turns. Lana says to Crush.
Rusev steps on the back then locks in The Accolade. Ryder taps
Official Result: Rusev
Ha!
RATING: NR
Rusev refuses to break The Accolade. From out of nowhere, Big E’s music hits, and he runs into the ring. He tries to attack, but Rusev gets Big E in the corner and kicks the thighs. Rusev walks away for a second, but Big E fires out of the corner and attacks with a clothesline! He attacks, sending Rusev to the outside. Big E grabs the American Flag and waves it like he’s trying to get rid of an odor very, very quickly.
Backstage, Stephanie McMahon is talking to Alberto Del Rio, but we can’t hear because we suck.
Cody and Batista to start. Batista gets Cody in the corner and hits some shoulders. Whip into the corner but Cody hits some knees then works the arm. Batista is uick to hit a knee to the chest then hit hard on the back of Cody. Cody with a kick and an uppercut! Cody tags in Goldust, and Goldust hits an uppercut. He’s backed into the corner by GOldust and Orton tags himself in. Orton with a whip, goes for a powerslam, but GOldust stops and hits a powerslam of his own. Goldust tags in Cody and Cody drops an elbow on the arm. Right hand by Cody. Orton mounts nad hits a few eright hands only for Cody to duck under one, pull the leg and attack in the corner. The ref breaks it up. Orton with a headubtt to Cody. Cody with a right, another, Orton with a high knee. Orton grabs the legs and stomps the chest of Orton then tags in Batista. Batista grabs the head and rubs it against the bottom rope on the outside.
Batista heads back in and hits a kick to Cody in the chest. Short clothesline sends Cody down and we get a pin for 1. Cody with an uppercut, but Batista hits a clothesline, sending him to the mat. Batista lifts up Cody, and Cody hits a back elbow and flies for a tag! Goldy is in with a clothesline antoher. He wihps Batista but it’s reversed. Goldust drops and hits his uppercut. He runs to the ropes, but Orton kicks the back! SPINEBUSTER by Batista! Pin for 1…2..NO!
Back after the break, and Batista is in control over Goldust. Batista drops on the back of Goldust then pushes him chest first into the ropes. GOldust fires back with a right to Batista, another to Orton, one more to Batista, he tries to hop for a tag but Batista stops him and hits a hard clothesline and a pin for 1…2…NO! Batista with a whip. Goldust with a springboard back elbow! Tag to Cody! Tag to Orton! Cody with a seated clothesline! A nice knee into a kick! Orton sends him over the ropes, but Cody hits a right and a missile dropkick! Pin for 1…2..NO! Cody misses a right hand, gets flipped over, hits a Disaster Kick to Batista, then hits a boot to Orton!
Orton wants a a Disaster Kick to Orton! He sets up! RKO from ORTON!!! Orton sends GOldust off the apron. Instead of pinning, Orton stalks Cody. He lifts up Cody and hits another RKO! Pin for 1…2..3!
Justin Roberts is on the mic, says that this was an elimination match, and it is now Orton and Batista vs Goldust in a Handicap No Holds Barred Match
Orton and Batista stalk Goldust on the outside of the ring. GOldust is backed against the announce table. Goldust attacks Orton first, but Batista is uick to hit him in the back then drive some knees into Goldust. Orton grabs Goldust and hits a back suplex onto Goldust, hitting the barricade spine first! Batista then tosses Goldust into the barricade! Orton lifts up GOldust and sends him back into the ring. Orton sets up for the DDT, but Goldust flips him over the ropes!!
Here’s Batista with a spear!! Orton grabs Goldust! RKO to Goldust! Batista is calling for the Batista Bomb! BATISTA BOMB TO GOLDUST!!! Pin by Batista! 1…2….3!!!
Official Result: Randy Orton and Batista
Pretty solid tag match. Batista pulled a lot of weight, and Cody looked motivated.
RATING: **1/2
We’re back from break, and JBL is back apparently. He sells the severity of the clothesline and quips that he had to come back to save the show. Bo Dallas is here, and he Tebows in the ring. He’s on the mic. He is Bo Dallas, and RAW is the summit on the top of the mountain of his dreams. On his journey, he has learned that we don’t conquer the mountain, we conquer ourselves.
Lockup! Fireman’s takeover. Bo is impressed with himself. He heads to the outside to high five a fan. He turns right into a kick from Sin Cara and a cross body off the top rope! Sin Cara sends Bo back inside. Cara attacks the back then hits a chop in the corner. Whip is reversed and Bo sends Sin in the corner chest first. Pin for 1 but it’s unsuccessful. Bo with a suplex attempt, hits it, and hits the ropes, drops a….knee? Yeah, a knee. Does it again. Stalls the third one and hits it. Bo with a back elbow, holding the arm. Another is deflected, and Sin attacks the legs. Enziguri from Sin Cara. King quotes Taylor Swift. Cara with a chop, another, springboard moonsault into a pin for 1…2..NO! Whip springboard back elbow from Cara!
Cara with a Samoan Drop-like hit and Sin Cara heads up top. Bo is standing so Sin drops and flies….then gets Snake Eyed. Bo with the running bulldog – or Bo Dog, as it’s called by JBL. Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: Bo Dallas
Perfectly average match…
RATING:**
Bo runs around the ring, very proud, seemingly. He grabs the mic. Thank you so much, he says, to all of his Bolievers. He couldn’t have done it without us. The truth is, we don’t get satisfaction from just victories. You also get it from effort. If you gave it your all, and everything you got – you’re already a winner. All you have to do is Bolieve. He goes to shake the hand of Sin Cara, and hugs him, telling him he did good. haha.
Stephanie McMahon is back out here. She calls out Bryan, and here he is! Neckbraced and Champion-laden. Steph says it’s nice to see him doing so well. She could just strip him of the title, but to do so would make him a martyr, and people cheer for him enough. With that being said, all kidding aside, it’s really important for us to hear why he knows giving up the belt is the right decision. He must do the right thing for us, not for her. Bryan says that Steph is right and that his neck is worse than we thought. He references how easily Kane was ordered to attack Maddox, which means Steph is a liar. He knows there is no shame in dropping the belt, recuperating, and coming back better than ever. Steph says she will give him an opportunity, she promises, and he can do this all over again. He mockingly says he would love that. He says that these people deserve an awesome WWE World Heavyweight Champ, but Steph tried to put this on Bryan. This isn’t about Bryan, it’s about Steph. She has wanted to strip him of the title ever since Mania. If he gave her the title, he’d have given up on the people and on himself and this would have all been for nothing. If he handed it back right now, it would be throwing it all back in our faces.
Bryan is going to tell Steph a word that she is not used to hearing. Probably have never heard it since she was a kid. You want the title back? The answer is….NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! She was afraid that Bryan was going to let his ego cloud common sense. She didn’t bring this up before, because she wanted to be extra sensitive, but two weeks ago while Bryan was being loaded into an ambulance, Brie put her hands on Steph. She has video proof. Steph says you just can’t do that, and for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore, Bryan has one more chance to do the right thing. This Sunday, at Payback, Bryan must decide to either give up the title or if Brie is fired. Well, that’s an easy choice, right?
We’re back, and get a review of Alicia Fox bein all kinds of silly.
Lockup to start. Emma backs Alicia up, but Alicia gets em back in the middle of the ring and pushes Emma. A kick is blocked, Emma spins Alicia, and Emma hits a clothesline. Emma with a whip into the corner. She locks on the DilEmma until the three count then rolls away and hits a crossbody onto the seated Alicia. Alicia rolls out of the ring, says she’s out of here, and heads up the ramp. Emma goes to follow, so Alicia hits a big boot to the face of Emma. ALicia sends Emma back in the ring, hanging on the apron. Leg Scissors kick to Emma on the back of the neck. Alicia rolls her in and pins for 1…2..NO! Alicia pushes Emma around a bit then slaps her. Alicia slaps Emma around in the face, but Emma comes back with a kick of her own.
Alicia kicks, but Emma ducks. ALicia is stuck. Emma rolls her up and pins for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: Emma
Not bad, till the end.
RATING: *
After the match, Alicia grabs Emma by the hair and sends her head first into the barricade. She slaps the coke out a man’s hand and sends Emma back in the middle of the ring. Alicia with a slooooppy tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Alicia grabs Emma sideways and tosses her out of the ring between the ropes. ALicia heads to the announce table, says she’s not a loser, then grabs the faces of some stagehands. She rings the bell far too many times and screams, “I Am Not A Loser!” Some more bell rings.
She pushes a stagehand, then rips off his shirt and….gives him a wedgie?! haha. She slaps herself a bit in the camera. ALicia’s not done! She heads under the ring and grabs a few Diet Cokes. She opens them up and goes all Stone Cold on them, drenching herself. She grabs the stagehand, says she is sorry…then kisses him!
#bitchesbecray
Payback Kickoff match is El Torito vs Hornswoggle Mask vs Hair match.
Um, guys….Davy Crockett is here….and it’s Damien Sandow.
Lockup, but Sandow grabs the arm. Rose ends up rolling out of it and….continues to roll. He stands, toying with Sandow. Lockup, but Sandow goes behind and attacks the back. He dodges a dropkick, once, twice. Bicycle kick from Rose on the ropes. Calls it the Rose Pedal. Hard shoulder and a pin for 1…NO!
The music of Swagger hits, and he comes out with a man in a yellow fat suit. Sandow tries for the rollup, but Rose gets out and hits his finisher that’s like a front faced DDT. Pin for 1…2..3!!!
Official Result: Adam Rose
RATING: *
Afterwards, Swagger attacks with knees in the corner. He tosses Rose into the adjacent corner. Adam Rose with a spinebuster out of nowhere. He is scowling. He mauls Swagger then hits some mounted rights. He hops on Swagger again, driving rights into the back of the head. He grabs Swagger’s leg then attacks the back of the head some more.
LOckup results in them tumbling around the ropes and ultimately resulting in Del Rio hitting a kick to break it up. Sheamus reverses and hits a hard right. They do some rope work and Sheamus with a rolling senton. Sheamus goes up top and drops a knee from the 2nd rope! Pin for 1…2..NO! Del Rio is on the apron. Sheamus wants the barrage. He gets it! All the way to 10. Del Rio drops to the mat, and Sheamus heads out to follow. Sheamus tosses Del Rio into the table. Sheamus on the apron, and Del RIo takes advantage then kicks him off, sending him to the mat.
Del Rio has been dominating, apparently. Sheamus missed a Brogue Kick, allowing Del Rio to hit the backstabber. Sheamus misses a spear and hits shoulder first into the ring post. Del Rio on the apron. He kicks the shit outta Sheamus! Holy shit, it probably didn’t even make contact but looked great! Pin for 1…2.. NO! Both me nup, Del Rio loses control once Sheamus hits the Irish Curse Backbreaker! Pin for 1…2..NO! Del Rio with another kick to Sheamus. He runs right into a shuolder. Sheamus with White Noise out of nowhere! Sheamus with a body slam! Sheamus in the corner! He wants the kick! He can’t do it, though! He’s hurt! Del Rio with an Enziguri!!! Sheamus seems to be out of it. Del Rio with a HUGE kick to the face! Del Rio with a pin! 1…2….NO!!! Hol-eeeeee shit! The ref is checking on Sheamus. Sheamus tries to stand, and Del Rio opts to help him out. He lifts, goes for the Cross Armbreaker, but Sheamus ducks underneath and hits a Brogue Kick! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: Sheamus
So does everyone look more bad ass when facing Sheamus?
RATING: ***
From the table of the announce booth, heyman is speaking on the mic and calls him a red-headed dummy. He has a big announcement, you know what it is! Heyman says his announcement had meaning. This victory had no meaning. It had no clout, but at Payback he gets to face a Paul Heyman Guy. Heyman goads Sheamus. Cesaro enters the ring and attacks the back of the head. Cesaro attacks Sheamus with some heavy right elbows to the face of Sheamus. He lays into Sheamus. Sheamus stands! He goes for a right, but Cesaro moves and hits some knees to the head! Sheamus is taking the beating like a cchamp. Sheamus stands and goes for a left hand, but Sheamus with the front face lock. He drives a kne einto the face! Cesaro locks up the Nuetralizer. Hits it!
Michael Cole is in the middle of the ring to introduce Evolution and The Shield, but The Shield cuts him off, cuz they’re tired of his shit. Tonight is historic, says Ambrose. He says it’s the last time they will see both groups on RAW, cuz one team will not just be eliminated. While he speaks, Roman Reigns is tossing chairs out of the ring. haha. Ambrose says one team will be ended. Rollins says that this has gone beyond signing some piece of paper. Rollins wants to get down to business. They broke some perfectly good furniture…
The Shield goes to sign the docs, and the music of Evolution hits. Triple H wants everyone to be aware of what we are witnessing and The Shield of what they are about to sign. This wil be the last time we will see The Shield, ever, on Monday Night RAW. It’s a shame, they could have had it all. He’s a fair judge of talent. Orton and Batista are proof. He remembers looking at The Shield, watching the ink dry on the contract that allowed them to come here and live their dream. He remembers thinking they’ve got it, they’re going to change it all. They are the future…and they threw it all away. Now he’s going to stand here, watch the ink dry on the contract that will send them right back into obscurity. He will ask one more time…are they sure they want to sign that?
Rollins flips the pages and signs. Ambrose signs. Reign signs and tosses the contract to the outside of the ring where Triple H stands. Evolution signs next. Triple H says that they will be nothing but a statistic. Reigns says Bullshit. I think. haha.He says to get in the ring and fight. Triple H tosses the mic. Evolution gets on the apron. The Shield is at ready stance. Triple H and Co fake getting in, then actually do, and we got a brawl. Ambrose flips Trips over the top rope! Batista sends Reigns in the ring. Orton is sent over the top rope! Rollins flips over the top rope onto Orton and Trips! Ambrose goes to do the same, but Batista is there to nearly knock his head off! SUPERMAN PUNCH from Reigns! Triple H has a sledgehammer!! HE stops Reigns! Everyone in the ring now! Orton with an RKO to Rollins! Batista attacks Ambrose! Evolution stands tall. Reigns is slow to get up. Triple H with Sledgy! He hits Reigns to the side of the head! Triple H knocks Ambrose down as Batista and Orton clear the announce table for some fun.
Triple H and Orton lift Reigns atop Batista’s shoulders. They’re going for the three man powerbomb, and Batista slams Reigns right into the table! Triple H and Evolution stand tall above the slayed Reigns as we…
End Show
