411’s WWE Sunday Night Heat Report 05.22.05

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Sunday Night HeAt. Today we’re live from the Target Center in Miniapollis for a Judgment Day countdown. We’re outside the arena with Todd and Ivory, who discuss how tonight is all about the words I quit, before telling us a little, and I do mean LITTLE, about the Rey/Eddie Guerrero feud before leading us into a package promoting Booker T vs. Kurt Angle. Afterward, Todd and Ivory announce that tonights Sunday Night HeAt main event will be Akio Vs. Nunzio.

Commercials

And we’re back with Todd and Ivory, who send us inside to Steve Romero (who seems to have made a miraculous recover) and Josh Mathews. They tell us about the Big Show Carlito Feud. Then we go to the footage of the Judgement Day press conference.

Commercials

And we’re back with Todd Grisham and Ivory putting over John Cena’s new CD. They then lead us into some footage from John Cena throwing the first pitch at some baseball game. We then head backstage where Josh Mathews is interviewing Chavo Guerrero, Chave harps on the fact that Paul never actually beat him.

Commercials

And we’re back outside with Todd and Ivory who talk a little bit about the US title match scheduled for later tonight. And then talk some more about Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio, this time it’s the real deal and we get a package.

Commercials

And now we’re inside with some REAL announcers, that right, Michael Cole and Tazz plug the main event for Judgement day, as well as a few other matches. They show the footage from Smackdown of the Booker T/Mark Jindrak encounter. We’re backstage with Jindrak demanding an apology from Angle, Angle blames the encounter on Sharmell, then say he has a surprise for her tonight.

Commercials

We get to see a VERY long package on the Longest Yard. And now it’s time for a great cruiserweight main event.

Nunzio Vs. Akio

Akio seems to have stolen Matt Hardy’s wrestling attire. Lock up. Akio drives him to the corner, and slaps Nunzio in the face. Nunzio then gets a great gut wrench take down, and a fireman’s carry, before taunting for a second too long and getting forced Akio into the corner, and met with some shots the gut. Nunzio hit’s the ropes, ducks Akio’s clothesline, and gets a hurricarana. Damn this is literally happening too fast to call. Akio knocks him to the apron, then hit’s a standing йmigrй to knock him to the outside, before giving him a Russian leg sweep into the barricade. Then Akio sends him back in inside, and locks in a rear naked choke. Nunzio breaks out and hit’s a series of clotheslines, before a big sidewalk slam, and a dropkick to the face of Akio. Akio gets up and sends Nunzio to the corner, runs at him, and is met with a kicks to the guy, and Nunzio hit’s the Sicilian slice. Akio kicks out of the pin attempt. Then Nunzio sends Akio to the corner, and Akio jumps up to the top rope and hit’s a beautiful moonsault plancha, which only earns him 2. Akio then has to argue with the referee about the near fall, and while he’s doing so Nunzio gets a backslide for the win.

Winner: Nunzio

And now I have to go back and edit that because I couldn’t take my eyes off this match and had to rely on my touch-typing ability, so if I miss anything, I apologize.

There you have it folks. One of the best Sunday Night HeAt main event I’ve ever seen, in complete seriousness. If you’re reading this, you probably missed it, in which case I pitty you, I really do. Anyway, I hope those of you who have or will order Judgement Day enjoy it, it looks like a good show, and I’ll see you next week.