411’s WWE Sunday Night Heat Report 06.13.05

Hello everybody and welcome to Extreme HeAt. Tonight we’re LIVE from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City, as we prepare for ECW One Night Stand.

We start it off with a killer opening video for Extreme HeAt, is it wrong that I’m marking out? We’re in the Hammerstein with Michael Cole, and Coach wearing an anti-ECW shirt, and has 2 bodyguards, because he fears for his life. The Crowd is chanting “Shut the Fuck up” AND IT’S NO CENSORED! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! ECW ECW ECW! Markout mode off.

And here’s a recap of Eric Bischoffs ECW funeral from a few weeks ago.

This is so awesome, theres a guy dressed as Spike. They seem to be trying to censor the crowd profain chants, but they keep missing the queue and just cutting out everything coach says. Cole says that we’re going to be reintroduced to many former ECW superstars tonight, here’s the first, and we get a package of the Sandman.

Commercials

We’re led back in by a Rob Van Dam package

Michael Cole thanks the fans, but coach says “Who are you thanking? This guy who’s got 2 teech? This guy who hasn’t got a dollar to his name? Or this guy who had to ask him moma to come to the show?”HAHA!

Anyway, here’s a package of the ECW wrestlers talking about the ECW fans. It’s pretty much the same as what was on the DVD, with maybe 1 or 2 new bits.

When we come back Cole says we’ll see the ECW invasion of RAW.

Commercials

Here’s a Sabu package.

Coach runs down the fans some more (crowd: “You suck dick, you suck dick…”), and Michael Cole effectively call Coach a moron for letting Heyman the The Dudleys stay at RAW.

And here’s the package from the invasion of RAW.

Commercials

Michael Cole says that this week was not the best for Smackdown! Thanks to the loss of John Cena. They then lead us into the contract signing between HHH and Batista, so much for Extreme Heat. And here we go into commercials with a Tommy Dreamer package.

Commercials

Here’s a recap of the confrontation between Kurt Angle and Tazz from years ago in ECW, as well as their confrontation from Smackdown!

Commercials

We’re back and with a recap of the Main Event from Smackdown! And the brawl the ensued.

And now we’re doen and I have to go watch the PPV. No fancy farewell for you.

~Alex P.