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SICKOS! It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! AEW Dynamite is LIVE tonight from the hometown of a certain C-E-O, as the show takes place in the MGM Music Hall at Fenway in BASTHAN, Massachusetts! As of the time that I am typing this introduction (13:30 hours), there are only two matches that have been announced and, of course, the celebration of our brand NEW (see also former) AEW World Heavyweight Champion Kenny BY GAWD Omega! And even if some of the matches tonight are improvised/stand-by matches, would we, as the congregation of the Sickos, ever complain about it? I don’t think so!

For more on tonight’s show, let’s roll the Headlines!

HOW YOU KNOW? (That Andrade wants a title shot)! Andrade, who was seeking a title shot from MJF for the big gold belt, instead has turned his attention to taking one of the title belts from the Don Callis Family, and if he is able to defeat Jake Doyle tonight, then he will get a shot at Mark Davis and his National Title.

New Acquaintances Unite! After the recent events that have stemmed from Mercedes Mone and her attack on Willow Nightingale after she won the Casino Gauntlet last week, Nightingale looks to extract revenge on Boston’s own CEO when she teams up with Maya World and Hyan to face Mone and the Tag Team Champions Divine Dominion.

A Celebration of (O)mega Proportions! Kenny Omega won the AEW World Heavyweight Title last week from MJF to avoid the stipulation of never being to challenge for it again had he lost, and tonight, there will be a celebration in his honor! All of this and, of course, so much store for us tonight! Seriously, there HAS to be more than this for Dynamite, right?

So, how is everyone doing on this Hump Day? Not really a lot to talk about over here for me. The NHL season starting (at least for the Flyers) on September 30th means that both the Flyers and the Eagles will get started seventeen days apart that month, and that makes me very happy. And if both the Phillies and the Fever can continue to stack wins, that will be great.

But enough about me and enough about you, let’s get ready to make the Dynamite go BOOM!

Tonight, Dynamite is LIVE from Boston, Massachusetts! Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Taz are on the call!

Excalibur welcomes us to the show, and we see highlights from last week’s episode of Beach Break Dynamite.

Excalibur mentions that the main event will be the 6-woman tag match, which is absolutely great! Ex runs down the rest of our card for tonight. Ex mentions that the opening match will be Cage and Copeland facing the Death Riders B-Team. That leads us to a promo from before the show, where we see Will Ospreay laying into something off-screen. The guys call him off and say he’s doing a great job, and everyone leaves except for Jon and Will. Moxley gives us some more Tom Hardy-Esque Bane quotes about how the worst is over for Ospreay, and he has everything that he could ever want right in front of him. This is the simple part, and when you get your chance, you don’t hesitate, you pull the trigger, and we know who the target is. Moxley walks away, and Ospreay goes back to assaulting whatever is off-screen.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW HIM? Earlier today, Cage and Copeland laid out the challenge after the Dogs and the Death Riders beat up the BBG and Copeland two weeks ago.

AEW World Tag Team Title Match: Christian Cage and Adam Copeland (C) vs. The Death Riders

FUUCK YOU YUTA chants before the bell lol. Copeland and Yuta start this off, and I’m NGL, this is a very tepid start after the beatdown they suffered two weeks ago. Copeland grabs a side-headlock, but Yuta escapes and works over the back of Copeland. Adam to his feet, Yuta does some leapfrogs, but Cope just boots him in the face lol.

Cage gets tagged in as does Garcia. HE’S OUR FATHER chants for Cage. Garcia bullies Cage to the corner with some hands. They reset, and Garcia charges only for Cage to duck him. Cage looks like he is going to do Danny’s old dance, but he flips him off instead lol. Cage catches an irate Garcia with a hip toss, and Copeland comes in and they both hit a double hip toss. WHOSE YOUR DADDY chants, as Copeland continues the attack in the corner. His throw is reversed by Garcia, and Copeland ends up in the ring skirt on the floor. Yuta attacks Adam behind the back of the ref, and that’ll take us to the break.

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