The Hogan Knows Best Series Catch-Up: 8.28.05

Welcome to the Hogan Knows Best catch up spectacular. With Hogan Knows Best in reruns again this week, I thought it would be a good time to catch every one up to where we are in the series. They have aired 5 episodes so far, so right here I will provide all 5 recaps for anyone that may be behind in the series.

Let’s meet the Hogan Family!

Father: Hulk
Mother: Linda
Daughter: Brooke
Son: Nick
Super Babysitter, Workout partner and special guest: Brian Knobs

This week on Hogan Knows Best: “Some 22 year old jabroni asks Brooke out.” (7.10.05)

We see the Brooke shooting Hulk with a video camera. They are at the beach, and hulk says he is over protective because his little girl is becoming a woman. He wants everyone to know, curfew is at 8pm.

Brooke says she is over protected. She wants to make it in the music business, and Hulk is afraid she’ll get side tracked.

“The date” Adam calls Brooke to discuss the date, but she has to ask the parents. She wants to go, but she thinks they will say know

She talks to her brother Nick, who met Adam online who is helping him build his car. The parents think he is a nice college student, but Nick says he has a party side to him.

Brooke talks to Linda about going out on a date, but Linda doesn’t seem very receptive. She says she knows dad won’t let her go.

Linda says their views on dating are different, as she is easy going, but not Hulk.

Hulk calls Adam a jabroni who charged him too much for parts. He doesn’t like the sound of a 22 year old taking his 16 year old out. Not as long as he’s Hulk Hogan. He wants to meet him. He knows he’s had sex and this doesn’t make him happy. He’ll sleep on it, and is pissed at Linda because they aren’t on the same page. He says Brooke hasn’t done her homework and needs to commit to that.

Hulk and Knobbs work out, this show is fixed! Brian Knobbs doesn’t work out! Knobbs says he shouldn’t let her go, and says they should spy on them. Hulk says they could put a navigation system in the car, and if hands go in the wrong place, they’ll break them. He calls to get it installed.

He’s at the GPS place, and the guy explains the system to him. Nick is with them as well, and Hulk doesn’t care if Brooke gets upset.

Back at the house, Hulk says this is all against the law, and Hulk wants to meet him first. If he is cool and understands the rules, it is ok.

Brooke calls Adam to discuss the “terms” of meeting Hulk. This makes her happy when he says he’ll meet him.

Brooke prepares for Adam’s arrival. He drives a pimp car I’ll say that for him. He says hi to Nick and Linda as Hulk watches TV. It’s time for the talk!

Adam asks if his arms got bigger, suck up. Hulk says he is just a wrestler and only so smart. Brooke is 16 and he is 22. When Hulk was 22, he didn’t think of 16 year olds. Adam and Nick are friends, and a while back they talked online. Brooke talked to him and they hit it off as friends. Hulk says this could be illegal. Adam down plays it and says it only applies to sex. He lost his virginity at 19, and Hulk says it doesn’t pertain to Brooke, who isn’t sexually active. Hulk asks is he had an AIDS test, Adam says it was negative. Hulk says they won’t take his car, and will take Brooke’s car instead.

Hulk is annoyed, and Adam is apiece of bad luck. He’s cocky and arrogant.

It’s the day of the date and Brooke tans. Hulk says he doesn’t like the mini skit Brooke picked out. She wears shorts underneath, so Hulk is pleased. Hulk and Brooke talk. Hulk has a bad feeling and lays down the rules. No drinking, no physical stuff either. She throws a mean right, and Hulk says to call every hour.

Hulk lets Adam in and he has flowers for her. Hulk tells Brooke they are taking her car. Hulk says he didn’t open the door for her, what a jabroni.

Nick is working on his car and says he likes to piss people off. Apparently Adam has nipple rings. Nick tells Linda, who is shocked. Hulk asked is his scrotum is pierced! Nick says Adam is a pimp, which upsets Linda and Hulk. Nick is in trouble now for not telling them, and going to a gay beach! Hulk says he is dating his daughter and already dated his son!

Hulk and Nick are at the PC to track Brooke and Adam on their date. Hulk calls her to make sure she has her seat belt on. He asks where she is and asks what kind of driver he is. Hulk tells him not to be a comedian!

Brooke and Adam feed giraffes and other animals. He discussed animal sex with Brooke.

Hulk is still tracking her, and they are off track. Linda comes in and doesn’t believe what they are doing. Hulk calls to see where they are. He says it is starting to get dark, and he says she needs to be home by dark. She wants to go and eat, and Hulk says to hurry and get home. She loves him.

Brooke and Adam go to eat and they discuss the gay/topless beach. He tells her she has nice boobs.

They are back home and Linda tells Hulk to relax. Brooke thanks him for letting them go to dinner. Brooke wants to go out with him again. Hulk wants to know is he put the moves on her and she says no.

Linda doesn’t know if their will be a second date.

Nick says probably not.

Hulk says this was an eye opener, and he has had enough of Adam. He needs to remove his nipple rings and date some one his own age.

Dating my ass brother!

Show ends.

This week on Hogan Knows Best: Is Nasty Nick Hogan getting busy with his girlie? (7.17.05)

We join the show as Mick and Brooke are play fighting. Hulk says they are good kids but test the waters. Linda is called in to get Brooke ready.

Hulk is now working out, and he says they get the same freedom, but he feels he has to protect Brooke more due to the fact that she is his little girl.

Linda says the Nick gets more freedom, being a boy.

Nick says he gets to do whatever he wants. He is with his girl Ashlee, and showing off as he plays his rather expensive looking drum set.

Brooke says he gets to hang out with her in his room, and she would never be allowed to do that.

Linda is concerned that they are spending so much time together.

Hulk tells the kids to do their homework, and Nick and Ashlee decide to go play on a trampoline.

Hulk says he is possessed with her and ignoring the family.

Ashlee like Nick because he is mature, but he likes her because she is HOT.

Hulk says this is a bad case of puppy love, and the hormones are running wild brother. Brooke wonders if they had sex and Hulk almost chokes on his sandwich! Linda says he needs to protect his virginity. Brooke wonders why they have separate rules, and Hulk says because she can get pregnant and Nick can’t. Brooke isn’t happy.

She is in her room now complaining about her hard like. Hulk come sin and says he is protective, and feels bad for being on her ass. He knows how boys think and all they want is sex. He doesn’t want to be mean, he loves her and he will tighten up on Nick. Hulk tells Brooke if she sees anything odd going on, like text messages from Ashlee saying she maybe pregnant that he needs to know. They hug.

Nick is groping his chick, as we hear Hulk say he trusts him. He says they keep heading towards his room and it needs to stop.

Hulk breaks up a little study session on the bed with, “what kind of studying is this?” Is it anatomy? Brooke chimes in as Hulk takes Nick outside. He says this isn’t right. If this keeps up she won’t be coming over. Brooke and Ashlee talk. Hulk says they won’t be lying on the bed anymore, as Nick plays innocent. He’ shutting this shit down brother!

Hulk now says they are moving too fast, and Nick says he hasn’t crossed the line.

It’s early morning, and Hulk is getting some coffee. He gets Nick up and he makes sure he does the teeth brushing and all. Hulk makes some breakfast as he complains about the chick interfering in their relationship. They are going to shoot guns today. Hulk will pick him up after school and they will go shooting. Hulk enjoys his time with Nick, but the girls are cutting into their time. Nick needs to prioritize.

Hulk goes to pick him up from school, and there will be no girls. Nick wants to go home with Ashlee instead and Hulk seems like his feelings are hurt. Hulk goes to shoot as he discusses how upset he is. Hulk empties a clip and says maybe he should have invited her, nah!

Hulk now leaves and says Nick has a tutor, because he did badly in math and Hulk thinks Ashlee is partially to blame. Nick is 30-minutes late for his tutor lesson, which makes Hulk upset brother.

Hulk and Nick go to hang at the “Super Meet.” It’s a car show and he shows off his car. Hulk is into it because of Nick, but Ashlee shows up. Hulk has a plan, Kelly. She is a model and every time Nick in on the PC, he is on her website. Set up brother, Hogan is cock blocking his own son!

Hulk and Kelly meet and she asks for help from Nick. Hulk is happy! 30-minutes later Nick and Kelly return from a ride and Ashlee is not happy. Go Hulk! Hulk asks what was up with Kelly, and Nick says Ashlee is upset and Hulk says he is a dog and Hulk wishes to be 16 again brother.

Hulk and Nick talk about Ashlee. Hulk says he has some prime rib over there in Kelly. Nick says he will stay with Ashlee regardless. Hulk says his plan backfired. At the end of the night it was just them because the car only has two seats.

Hulk says Nick is transitioning to being a man and Ashlee is making him act all primal.

Linda says she needs to keep her eye on them. Linda and Brooke check out Nick’s room and find CONDOMS! Linda tells Hulk and after Ashlee leaves Hulk wants to talk. They find an opened condom now, and Linda is shocked! Hulk doesn’t look amused. Hulk says maybe Nick was “experimenting” in the shower with it! HAHAHA! Linda is very concerned. They call for Nick. They were ultra sensitive by the way.

He says they put it on the door handle on night. He says he saved the wrapper. He claims to still be a virgin and they believe him. Linda says they will have a talk soon, but they take the condoms. Nick says he has nothing to hide.

Hulk says they don’t have much to worry about. Brooke makes fun of Nick, as Linda says she nearly had a heart attack. Linda sends Ashlee home. They need to have a family talk.

Hulk says they need these meetings from time to time. They are happy to have Nick to themselves for a night. Nick doesn’t think it’s a big deal. Hulk says he needs to live life and not be obsessed.

Linda has Nick say grace, and they have some pork chops.

Show ends.

This week on Hogan Knows Best: Brooke’s big break? (7.24.05)

We’re at the Hogan home, and Brooke is wearing a shirt that says, “they’re real” in regards to her rack. Hulk and Linda don’t want her to wear it in public because it is too “suggestive.” Brooke jokingly says they are real, but she had about 2 klennex boxes in there and Linda feels up her daughter.

Now we see Brooke playing her piano, and talking about her dream of being a musician. She’s frustrated right now because she doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, but also knows it is hard to do.

**Clips of a Brooke music video air**

She said nothing changed after her first video and she can’t seem to get a break. More piano playing as Hulk comes in to visit. Brooke is sad, and says no one is biting on her demos. Hulk says the sacrifice she will be making is huge and Brooke says she knows that, and she just wants people to love her music. Hulk reassures here like a good father.

Linda made some cookies, and Hulk says he got a call back about some of Brooke’s demos from a guy that works with Beyonce. He’ll be in town and wants to meet Brooke and do some stuff. Brooke is happy as the family celebrates. Brooke eats a cookie and Hulk busts her ass about 1 leading to two and then 3 and basically says to stop before her ass gets big.

Brooke is getting ready now to go to the studio to meet the guy. Hulk doesn’t like the mini-skirt she is wearing. Hulk thinks her wardrobe is too sexy at times, and he says it worries her. She has to have the whole package to succeed. Brooke says she hates to cover up.

Brooke is in studio and rocking out for the producers. They dig her and say the look needs to fit the music. She is 16, but looks older so she has to be obtainable to the audience. Hulk talks to the producers, and is concerned about the image deal. The producers want a “whoa shit” look from her, and Hulk is not to pleased and tells them not to mess with her hair. They say they will make her look like a star. The producers understand where he is coming from, but this isn’t 1985! HA!

Brooke doesn’t like the short hair cut idea, but Hulk says he knows how to play this game. Hulk says this guy is out, and they are going to the Grammy’s to meet some people. Hulk says that they will make an impression. Hulk says she needs to look thin, because they will look at her as a product. They notice everything, and will look at her as a piece of meat and he doesn’t want her to be a Paris Hilton rip off.

Hulk says she is beautiful, and isn’t overweight. He wants her to look tight for business reasons.

The ladies are shopping for dresses for the Grammy’s. Hulk doesn’t like what he has seen, too short and see through for his tastes. Hulk found the dress he approves of and they are off.

Back in the hotel they get ready for the show. They arrive in style in a limo, and the Hogan family is pimped out. They show a VH1 interview with Brooke and Hulk. Hulk says this is all better than slamming Andre…brother.

Back at the Hogan estate, they say they met some big players, including Larry Rudolph, who was Brittany Spears former manager. Brooke is waiting to hear back from him and is excited. Her and Linda talk and Hulk says Larry is on the phone. They conference call with him and he likes her and loves her vocals. He wants to get her in the studio ASAP, and hulk says it is on and they are thrilled.

Hulk says this is the break, this is where 20-years from now they can look back on as the turning point and Hulk says Brooke needs to get serious. Brooke is snaking and says she gets a lot of pressure to look good. She knows the look is important and has to have the whole package.

Linda is excited and is concerned about what Larry did with Brittany. She doesn’t want that to happen with Brooke. Hulk says that they have talked and he will be there to make sure he keeps a handle on the situation.

Brooke is nervous to go to LA as the family gets ready to go. They arrive and head to the gym. Hulk and Brooke work out. After the work out, some dude talks to Hulk. It’s Nick Manning…a porn star! He says Brooke is cute and Hulk makes them leave right away. Hulk says to not tell Linda. Hulk says that was a nightmare!

They are meeting Larry and he says he can’t wait to work with her. They have a song in mind for her, and he wants to know if Hulk will be involved in all of the process. She sings the song, and Hulk watches on. They sing the lyrics to Hulk…she sings quite well. Hulk likes it, and seems moved.

Brooke goes to scream outside to help get some “rasp” in her voice. They love it, and Larry is impressed. He is not sure what their future together is, but he is impressed.

Hulk is proud of Brooke as she stepped up big time. He is very proud.

We see Hulk and Brooke walking around Hollywood.

Show ends.

This week on Hogan Knows Best: Hulk goes to WrestleMania, but the family worries. (7.31.05)

We are at the Hogan household. Brooke is making some food, and Hulk is reading some tabloids.

Brooke says it is great to have Hulk home, instead of on the road.

The Hogan family goes and rides scooters, helmets brother, and safety first. Hulk says Brooke needs to be careful, or she’ll bust her ass.

Back at the house, Vinnie Mac is on the phone. Hulk puts over Vince. Vince discussed WM, and the Hall of Fame. Vince says he deserves it, and Hulk asks about being in the main event. Vince asks if he is ready to get back in the ring. He had to discuss it with Linda first, and Vince wants to see him.

His last match was over a year ago, he has the desire, but also has fear.

He and Linda talk, and he tells her about the HOF. She is happy for him, and discusses wrestling. Linda isn’t sure about this. Hulk says he hasn’t thought about it.

He next tells Brooke about it. She wants to know about his wrestling, and he says he doesn’t HAVE to. She says she doesn’t want him to get hurt. Hulk says she is a perfect female version of him.

Brooke rips a shirt off.

Hulk works out, and cuts a promo while doing so. Brooke says he has a craving to get back in, but he says it is over. Nick and Brooke say he is training like he wants to get back in the ring. He says he won’t be wrestling.

He is in a closet and in looking through his old gear. Linda busts him. She wants to know if he plans on wearing it. He says he may get involved in a match, but she is concerned that the kids will be freaked. He says it will be cool.

He calls in the family. He says Stallone will induct him into the HOF. He says the next night, he won’t wrestle, but will make a small appearance. He’ll beat up some young guys and that is all. Nick wants to know what he has left to prove, and Hulk says nothing but it will be nice to do it in front of his family. The people will go crazy for him.

They are in Hollywood. Brooke says that this is important for him. Nick says she has to dress nice and not look like a skank. He throws shit at her.

Hulk questions Brooke’s wardrobe, and Hulk tells her to talk to Linda. Linda says he is always a dad. She says he has the gift of gab, and can wing his speech.

Knobbs and Hulk talk. Hulk says he is a huge Stallone fan, and Rocky III made Hulkamania. Knobbs has a cane by the way. Hulk and Linda talk, to get some words right.

Brooke says she looks stupid.

Hulk says he wrestled 400 times a year, and he feels this will be a great experience.

He gives out autographs and the kids are amazed.

They arrive and he meets with the SHEIK, Lawler, Volkoff, The Sarge and others. Mean Gene is also there and so is Bishoff. Flair also greets the family. Hulk says that he is in better shape than everyone there.

Vince talks to them all and says to have fun and to talk about the love of the business, what it did for them and what they did for it.

Stallone introduces Hulk. We see the ovation, and Hulk thanks his wife and family. He reminds them Brooke is 16, so back off BROTHERS! They chant for one more match, and he says never say never. WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHERS?

The next day, the family gets ready and Linda is QUITE busty! Hulk has to get to the arena.

He says he hasn’t been around for a few years and the family will be in for a treat.

We see all of the fans outside of the arena as Hulk puts over WM.

He poses with some kids, and gets ready. We see him in a thong, and I am ill. He says he has gotten fat.

He says when the red light hits, he transforms. Nick is there as well as the family. They ask why he has kneepads on, and he says to let him be. Linda loves his boots, the kids say to let him be. He has 5-minutes until he goes out. He stretches and gets in the zone and Nick suggests they leave so he can prepare.

We see Hassan in the ring. Hulk says he wanted to meet him in the ring. Hassan runs down Eugene and e and Davari beat him down. We see Hulk and Jimmy Hart walking to the gorilla position.

The music hits and the place explodes! Nick says it was amazing to see. Hulk buries, er, beats down Hassan and Davari.

Hulk says nothing matters in the ring, not the fake knee or hip.

Nick says he is Hulk Hogan, but it is cooler that he is his dad. Linda says he is a warrior in the ring, but a sweetie at home.

Hulk says the family comes first, even above wrestling.

Show ends.

This week on Hogan Knows Best: While Hulk and Linda away, the nasty boy will play! (8.14.05)

We see Nick and Brooke chasing each other through the house. Nick spits on her, glorious. He then gives her a wedgie.

Hulk bitches at Linda for the maid moving his stuff. He is sick of the shit. Linda says he always blames her, and she is pissed. They argue more.

Hulk says they are arguing a lot and stressed. She gives him the silent treatment.

Brooke says they are stressed over helping her. Linda says it cam be a nightmare and the shit has to stop. She has too much to do and she loses her cool. There is no romance left for her and Hulk.

Hulk says they will work it out and get some free time.

Hulk and Knobs workout and discuss their issues. Knobs says they need a break, and Hulk likes it. Knobs is the voice of reason and offers to watch the kids. Hulk says he needs to be responsible and he says he will be.

Hulk tells Linda that this weekend they are going away. He has everything taken care of. She loves him.

Hulk is on the phone and has to spell his name to the travel guy! HA! He wants the whole package, limo and Crystal!

Linda is excited, but Hulk is worried and says Knobs isn’t that smart, but thankfully smarter than he looks.

They say bye to the kids and hop into a HUGE ass Hummer-limo.

Brooke and Nick are excited to be alone. KNOBS IS HERE! Knobs starts to drink beer already. Nick says a few beers and he’ll pass out, nice.

In the limo Hulk opens up some Crystal Champagne. He loves Linda and they start to drink. Hulk says it will be as exciting as she wants to make it. They can get their porn on! They are drinking a lot and kill the bottle. He says to pull over to another liquor store and they do and he buys some more. He asks for a discount, and it is $223. Dayum.

Back at the house Knobs yells at Nick. Hulk tells Linda to get a tattoo. She should get a tattoo on her finger he says, she declines.

Nick has friends over and Knobs says he is in charge and goes for more beer. They then ride a golf cart around the neighborhood. Nick moons some golfers.

Hulk and Linda arrive at the hotel and Linda is so happy and may cry.

Knobs discovers the golf cart is gone and is pissed.

Hulk and Linda order some grub, and discuss the virtues of rubbed steak. They drink some more.

Knobs finds the kids and asks about where they were. They hear sirens and Knobs is worried the cops were after the kids.

Linda and Hulk look at their view and Linda discovers that they are getting massages. They get naked and lay down for their massages. Linda ask who is watching the kids and Hulk says it is Knobs. Linda’s reply, “WHAT?!?”

We see Mick and his friends spraying silly string at Brooke as Linda says she doesn’t trust Knobs. Then back at the house, Nick is walking across the beams in the ceiling as Knobs asks his to stop. Safety first brother! Knobs says he will stick his crutch up his ass if he doesn’t get down.

Linda calls Knobs an overgrown 12 year old.

Back at the house Nick scares Knobs with a blow horn.

Hulk and Linda prepare to go out as Linda worries about Knobs. Hulk discusses helping Brooke and says that he knows he is stressing everyone out.

Back at the house, Nick says Ashlee is sleeping over, and Brooke says he is lying. Brooke calls to confirm this and Knobs says he will make sure nothing goes on as Hulk says they are going to eat. Hulk downplays it to Linda and says they were just checking. LIAR!

They get interrupted at dinner by people wanting Hulk’s autograph and photos with him. Linda doesn’t look happy, but Hulk has a plan.

Knobs now searches for Nick, and he and Ashlee were going in the Jacuzzi. Knobs puts the COCK BLOCK on him!

Hulk has a private dessert set up for him and Linda in the room, how sweet.

Knobs tucks in Brooke and Ashlee in Brooke’s room, as we head back to Hulk and Linda as Hulk says he will take Linda to the promise land BROTHER!

At the hotel Hulk and Linda prepare to leave. Hulk calls Knobs and gets the voicemail as Knobs was asleep. The house is a MESS! Knobs wakes everyone up to clean up the house. He wakes up one of Nick’s friends with, “hey numb nuts, wake the fuck up…where do you think you are, a Ramada or Marriott?” Then, “GET THE FUCK UP!”

The kids clean as Knobs gets a shower. Nick steals Knobs shit and pisses him off. Nick puts in on one of the ceiling beams, and then calls Hulk and says Knobs is wearing his red and yellow gear and chasing them around the house! He tells Linda and she asks is he is drunk! Nick says they need to come home and kick him out.

They return home and Knobs has his gear back and he explains why he wore Hulk’s stuff. Hulk talks to Knobs and tells them about the golf cart and all. Hulk thanks him and Hulk talks to Nick and Brooke.

Hulk says Nick is in trouble, and will lose the cell phone, and Ashlee for a week as well as an 8pm bedtime. Brooke was very good on the other hand.

Linda and Hulk make fun of Knobs in his spandex! Hulk is glad that Nick tortured Knobs, but still had to be punished.

Show ends.

This week on Hogan Knows Best: Whatcha gonna do, when animal-mania runs wild on you? (8.21.05)

At the Hogan estate we get some shots of all of their animals. They have a rooster and the talking bird. The rooster chases Brooke.

Linda says they love animals and have 7 dogs, a cock a too and the rooster.

Linda introduces the animals by name, and we see the family play with the dogs in the pool.

Hulk says Linda loves them and would be lost without the animals to love.

Linda then explains that they have to have permits to have the pets. Hulk wants to be a dog in their house when he dies. Ok.

The dogs are loyal to Linda overall.

Later we see the rooster making noise, and apparently their neighbors complain about the pets. Linda wanted to be nice so she got rid of all the small animals they used to have like ferrets and rabbits. The rooster was even moved from the mean lady next-door’s house.

Hulk and Linda are now in the house with the dogs, and they run from him and follow Linda. They don’t respect him.

Brooke is laying out getting a tan and the neighbor’s gardener is spying on her and the animals. She decides to leap into action and grabs her cell phone, which is conveniently poolside and calls Hulk who is 50 feet away in the house. She says he is peeping and he goes into action! “HEY! What a chicken shit…you’re the only chicken, not mine.”

Later Hulk gets his mail and there is a notice from the town of Belle Air. They are only allowed “5 domestic animals” and Linda is now pissed at the neighbors. Nick finally appears and the entire family is upset. They have 30-days to get down to 5 animals and apparently only the evil neighbor lady complained and Linda goes to make some noise!

She grabs a bullhorn and they go and honk the car horns and make a shit-load of noise. That’s mature.

Linda is still mad and they have had the pets for 8 years, and have had no complaints yet. Hulk says they need to get serious and not play games like they just did.

The next day Linda is talking to the pets and is upset. Hulk says they need to take 3 to the beach house for now. Hulk will bring them home at night, but they have to stay there during the day for now. Linda is all fussy. Hulk says the town is wrong. Hulk wants sex to make things better, you pimp you.

Linda got the kids the pets when they were young and they love them too. Hulk says they will prevail.

They drive the whole 10 MINUTES to the beach house drop off 3 pets, and they now are under the rules so NO ONE can complain. Hulk says they will make this work, but Linda’s heart is broken.

Hulk says the neighbors better shut up now.

At the house we see the remaining animals and the family. Hulk gets the paper and one of the dogs in on the front page…MEDIA FRENZY! One of the neighbors, or gardener complained and said bad stuff to the paper. They go and find the gardener and take 2 of the dogs as Linda walks in her robe. They question him and he says they bother him. Linda said she might have gotten rid of the rooster if he would have asked right. The gardener says they have 20 dogs and says they RUINED the neighborhood! He says THEY ARE SO WRONG AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW THE TRUTH! He says just because they have money doesn’t give them the right to break the law on HIS WATCH!

The cops are here and the gardener called them. They are being told that the neighbors complained about them coming on their property. The cops are cool with it and Linda is pissed about the whole deal. They leave after a nice conversation.

Linda calls a radio station and Hulk apparently said the New York post called.

The MEDIA FRENZY continues as they get pictures and interviews done. They said they complied with the code, but they keep changing the rules on them.

At the house they prepare to meet with the city council. They take their oaths and their lawyer I believe discusses the code and says the rooster is NOT a domestic animal, and says they are following the code.

They say the code isn’t written well and basically said they were in the wrong and the Hogan’s are wrong. Linda cries and leaves the meeting. She then goes outside and says they lied under oath and she doesn’t know what to do. She yells that they are liars and will GO DOWN! THEY ARE HEARTLESS AND CRUEL! He life is now in misery because of one neighbor, and she’ll wipe her ass with the $500 a day fine! She is tired of taking their shit.

She has jumped through their hoops and now it is a matter of principal and she will NOT conform!

They go to the beach house to visit the other animals and play with them. They take them home and will pay the fine Hulk says because it is worth it.

Linda makes a “puppy” joke.

They tell the kids that they will not get rid of them and Hulk says they will play by the rules and he will pay it. Linda says she will NOT get rid of them no matter what. Yay team Hogan!

In July 2005 after an appeal, the court’s ruled in favor of the Hogan’s and dropped the fine and now all is right with the world. Money CAN buy you happiness!

Show ends

Best Show: Hulk goes to WrestleMania, but the family worries. (7.31.05): The glory of the “Hulkster” getting busted trying on his old gear, and then going to WM and saying he was in better shape than everyone made this one a must see!

Worst Show: Whatcha gonna do, when animal-mania runs wild on you? (8.21.05): Rich people bitching about not being treated fairly pisses me off.

And there you go. You are now all caught up on Hogan Knows Best! I hope you enjoyed, and see you next week (I hope) for a new episode!