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SICKOS! It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! AEW Dynamite is LIVE tonight from the hometown of a certain C-E-O, as the show takes place in the MGM Music Hall at Fenway in BASTHAN, Massachusetts! As of the time that I am typing this introduction (13:30 hours), there are only two matches that have been announced and, of course, the celebration of our brand NEW (see also former) AEW World Heavyweight Champion Kenny BY GAWD Omega! And even if some of the matches tonight are improvised/stand-by matches, would we, as the congregation of the Sickos, ever complain about it? I don’t think so!

For more on tonight’s show, let’s roll the Headlines!

HOW YOU KNOW? (That Andrade wants a title shot)! Andrade, who was seeking a title shot from MJF for the big gold belt, instead has turned his attention to taking one of the title belts from the Don Callis Family, and if he is able to defeat Jake Doyle tonight, then he will get a shot at Mark Davis and his National Title.

New Acquaintances Unite! After the recent events that have stemmed from Mercedes Mone and her attack on Willow Nightingale after she won the Casino Gauntlet last week, Nightingale looks to extract revenge on Boston’s own CEO when she teams up with Maya World and Hyan to face Mone and the Tag Team Champions Divine Dominion.

A Celebration of (O)mega Proportions! Kenny Omega won the AEW World Heavyweight Title last week from MJF to avoid the stipulation of never being to challenge for it again had he lost, and tonight, there will be a celebration in his honor! All of this and, of course, so much store for us tonight! Seriously, there HAS to be more than this for Dynamite, right?

So, how is everyone doing on this Hump Day? Not really a lot to talk about over here for me. The NHL season starting (at least for the Flyers) on September 30th means that both the Flyers and the Eagles will get started seventeen days apart that month, and that makes me very happy. And if both the Phillies and the Fever can continue to stack wins, that will be great.

But enough about me and enough about you, let’s get ready to make the Dynamite go BOOM!

Tonight, Dynamite is LIVE from Boston, Massachusetts! Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Taz are on the call!

Excalibur welcomes us to the show, and we see highlights from last week’s episode of Beach Break Dynamite.

Excalibur mentions that the main event will be the 6-woman tag match, which is absolutely great! Ex runs down the rest of our card for tonight. Ex mentions that the opening match will be Cage and Copeland facing the Death Riders B-Team. That leads us to a promo from before the show, where we see Will Ospreay laying into something off-screen. The guys call him off and say he’s doing a great job, and everyone leaves except for Jon and Will. Moxley gives us some more Tom Hardy-Esque Bane quotes about how the worst is over for Ospreay, and he has everything that he could ever want right in front of him. This is the simple part, and when you get your chance, you don’t hesitate, you pull the trigger, and we know who the target is. Moxley walks away, and Ospreay goes back to assaulting whatever is off-screen.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW HIM? Earlier today, Cage and Copeland laid out the challenge after the Dogs and the Death Riders beat up the BBG and Copeland two weeks ago.

AEW World Tag Team Title Match: Christian Cage and Adam Copeland (C) vs. The Death Riders

FUUCK YOU YUTA chants before the bell lol. Copeland and Yuta start this off, and I’m NGL, this is a very tepid start after the beatdown they suffered two weeks ago. Copeland grabs a side-headlock, but Yuta escapes and works over the back of Copeland. Adam to his feet, Yuta does some leapfrogs, but Cope just boots him in the face lol.

Cage gets tagged in as does Garcia. HE’S OUR FATHER chants for Cage. Garcia bullies Cage to the corner with some hands. They reset, and Garcia charges only for Cage to duck him. Cage looks like he is going to do Danny’s old dance, but he flips him off instead lol. Cage catches an irate Garcia with a hip toss, and Copeland comes in and they both hit a double hip toss. WHOSE YOUR DADDY chants, as Copeland continues the attack in the corner. His throw is reversed by Garcia, and Copeland ends up in the ring skirt on the floor. Yuta attacks Adam behind the back of the ref, and that’ll take us to the break.

Copeland looks to allude Garcia, but it is to no avail as we return. Garcia applies a sleeper that brings Copeland to his knees. Adam manages to escape, but his clothesline misses, and Garcia goes right back to the sleeper. Copeland escapes with an arm drag and follows that with a power slam. Yuta gets the tag, and he prevents Copeland from making the tag. Yuta takes Copeland to the corner and then sits Adam on the top. Yuta with some shots to the head, but Copeland with body shots and he bites Wheelie’s head.

Copeland escapes and he tags in Cage! Cage with some lariats to Yuta, he mounts Cage in the corner, but Yuta escapes with Cage on his shoulders. Cage escapes the predicament, and somehow, Garcia managed to hit Yuta in his balls lol. Garcia is dispatched of by Cage; he heads to the top and hits the diving headbutt for a two. Cage thinking Killswitch, but Garcia saves Yuta. Copeland is back, and they avoid a meeting of the minds and sends Yuta and Garcia into each other.

Copeland clotheslines himself and Garica out of the ring. Yuta with a bridging German, but Cage kicks out at two. Cage bites the head of Yuta, but Garcia is back, and they capture Cage in the corner with the lariat train. They do their circle dance, Yuta tries to rip off the turnbuckle pad, but Bryce stops him. Cage uses this distraction to hit Garcia in the dick. Yuta turns around and he’s surprised to see Danny is gone. Copeland with a SPEAR, and the Champs retain!
WINNERS: Cage and Copeland (And still!)
TIME: 11:55
THOUGHTS: How kind of Cage and Copeland to give so much to the far less fortunate. Joking aside, this was a good litmus test for Danny and Wheeler to test themselves against tag team legends, and they did not look out of place that much. They weren’t winning, though, obviously.
RATING: ***1/2

Post-match, the Dogs and Claudio hit the ring and assault the Champions. After some stalling, the Bang Bang Gang (sans Jay White) arrived to make the save. With everyone else fighting on the floor, David Finlay has his shillelagh and he’s going to hit Copeland, but White is here and he rips it away from David! He feigns hitting David, who heads for the hills with the rest of the heels. Cage thinks that White was going to hit him with the shillelagh, but Copeland intervenes. HUG IT OUT CHANTS, and after some talking, Cage walks out of the ring.

We see last week, where Hikaru Shida defeated and then attacked Harley Cameron after she defended her title against her. Excalibur lets us know that Cameron is now out indefinitely, and Tony Khan has granted Queen Aminata a shot at the TBS Title on Saturday. Speaking of Collision, we see Mark Davis defend his National Title against Speedball Mike Bailey. Andrade will face Jake Doyle next, but first.

HOW YOU KNOW? Soon, you will, says Andrade!

More Andrade, as The Remarkable Renee Paquette has him in the back. Andrade says if he has to fight every member of the Don Callis Family, he will. If he has to take every title away from the family, he will. Because his goal is to become AEW World Champion. Renee says that there are a lot of members in the Family, and Andrade says he knows. He pulls out a box which contains MJF’s Dynamite Diamond Ring, and he says a good friend got him this. Renee says would that good friend be Will Ospreay, and Andrade says, well, you know, his line.

BREAK IN PROGRESS!

it’s time to Conglomerate post-break! Renee says that there are a lot of trios’ teams in AEW, but Orange Cassidy says where are they all? The Demand is here, and Ricky says they aren’t here to beat them up, but if they wanted to, then they could. This is about the trios’ titles, and The Lethal Twist attack the Champions from behind. Ricky says that he told them they wouldn’t lay a finger on them, but the Lethal Twist aren’t in the Demand…yet.

HOW YOU KNOW? Andrade is out with two baddies from the word go!

Jake Doyle vs. Andrade El Idolo

Doyle isn’t playing around, as he shoulders Andrade from the ring and to the floor. Andrade is in a bad way, as Jake leaves the ring and continues the beating. Interestingly enough, Doyle didn’t take off his HOW YOU KNOW shirt, which it looked like he was going to lol. Doyle steamrolls Andrade in the corner a couple of times as the fans chant HOW YOU KNOW. Doyle takes his sweet time, and he smashes Andrade again. Jake does this too many times, and Andrade catches him with a big boot.

Andrade clotheslines Doyle from the ring and to the floor. Andrade takes to the ring apron, and he snaps off a Rana on the floor! Oh, wait, Andrade has found another baddie in the front row to take pictures with. He takes off his HOW YOU KNOW shirt to see the Don and MJF shirt he revealed at Forbidden Door, but it’s censored now. After much grandstanding, Andrade looks to get back into the ring, but Doyle shakes the ropes to disrupt him. Andrade lands some chops, but Doyle grabs him by the throat, and they go up and over to the floor. Doyle is still holding the goozle, and he chokeslams Andrade on the apron! That’ll take us to the break!

Both men are throwing hands in the middle of the ring as we return. Doyle gets a little wild, and Andrade scores with more strikes. Doyle changes levels and flattens Andrade with a trio of shoulder tackles, but Andrade catches him with a kick to the head. Both men take time to recover, Andrade with some big kicks, he kips up, and his second shirt comes off as the fans go wild! Doyle is down in the corner, as Andrade takes WAY to long telegraphing his knee strike, allowing Doyle to pancake him.

Doyle looks to charge, but Andrade moves, and Jake’s face meets the middle turnbuckle. Doyle ends up on the floor, and Andrade heads to the second turnbuckle, where he hits a beautiful moonsault! Andrade sends Doyle back into the ring, he looks to slingshot back in with a DDT, but Doyle catches him out with a Liger Bomb for a two! Andrade is undeterred, and he hits the Three Amigos as the fans chant EDDIE, but Doyle kicks out at two.

Doyle again finds himself in the corner, and this time, the running double knees connect, but again Jake kicks out at two. Andrade to the top, Doyle back to his feet, and he smashes Andrade with anti-air. Big running elbow from Doyle, but Andrade is out at two. Andrade sneaks around with a crucifix for a two. He connects with Deus Mortas and then the DM for the win!
WINNER: Andrade El Idolo
TIME: 12:15
THOUGHTS: Andrade wasn’t losing this with the title shot on the line, but Doyle got a lot of shine in this match. It feels like that is a running theme so far tonight.
RATING: ***3/4

Excalibur lets us know that the National Title match is official for Redemption next Sunday! Speaking of said title, Mark Davis is here swinging his title around like a yo-yo. Andrade puts on the ring, and that forces Davis to retreat with Doyle.

We head back to last week, where Omega dethroned MJF for the World Heavyweight Title! Speaking of said event, Kenny’s World Title celebration is coming up next!

BREAK IN PROGRESS!