Featruing JOHNNY FAIRPLAY, aj styles, christopher daniels, JOHNNY FAIRPLAY, jeff jarrett, sonny siaki, AND JOHNNY FAIRPLAY....

Y'know, I was just thinking that I really wanted to see someone from I show I've spent five years...

Now THAT'S how you ring in the New Year!...

Michael Shane is the Honky Tonk Man of the X-Division...

There were worse ways to spend two hours. Such as masturbating with steel wool....

Why must TNA do a straight wrestling show every time I bust out the NWA:TNA Drinking Game?...

I said whip it! Whip it good! ...

How long until we get a TNA cage dancer edition of Girls Gone Wild?...

Well, at least he wasn't Hacksaw fat....

Now with 50% less carbohydrates! ...

More fun than riding to New York City in a minivan with three weightlifters!...

What's "No-Talent Daddy's Boy Redneck" in Japanese?...

Did I pay $9.95 to see a shot of Dusty Rhodes' bare ass? FIND OUT INSIDE!...

I blame Dutch Mantell for the NWA-TNA drinking game not getting me more inebriated than I am....

C'mon, you knew everyone in the main event was going to blade, didn't you?...

I am VERY glad I didn't go to the Asylum for my last haircut....