Author Profile for T.G. Corke

I am a fan first and a critic second. I am unashamed in my bias towards WWE, especially post-attitude era when I started watching. However, I am objective and when I am subjective I will attempt to be objective along with it. I will also be diplomatic as possible, as we are all human beings with feelings, but I can dish it out as well as the next chap. Thanks for reading!
Writer of The Seventh Dimension, contributor to Wrestler of the Week and Roundtable Previews, and occasional 'blogist'.
Just a fan, mate.
No significant journalistic credits, but I got an A for a newspaper article I wrote for A-level English Language just after George Best snuffed himself out.
"Life is a learning curve." "The cream always rises to the top." Other than those, I just improvise and the people around me remember what I said.
I was born of a virgin typewriter and fathered by a grapefruit. I started writing at the age of 12, when I grew my maiden set of hands. Since then, my credits have included 'Kellogs The Cornflakes Snake', 'Cave Boat', 'A Man Meets a Woman on a Train Who He Tries To Seduce but She is Only Thirteen but Then She is Actually a Bit Older Than He Is and is Also a Police Officer Who Arrests Him and Then Has Sex With Him', and 'The Tree'. I went through a rough patch at the age of seventeen when I committed suicide (at least, that's what a forum full of Eighties Matchbox fans were lead to believe), but a few weeks later I was back and better than ever, except that I had lost every inch of skin previously upon my body. For more information, read a book.
May232008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.23.08: Phil Taylor, John Terry, and Other Things That Will Not Be Discussed In This Column

In the final installment of my current 411mania run, I talk about disqualifications, CM Punk, and Regal's suspension. I...

May162008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.16.08: Project Runaway

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Get out of my studio."
"Who's there?"
*WHACK!*
...

May092008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.09.08: You Have The Right To Remain Entertained!

You don't have to, though. I'm not New Labour....

May022008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.02.08: The Generation Blame

How is a generation defined in wrestling? Is it purely by virtue of age, or relevance? And how crucial...

Apr252008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.25.08: Who Wants To Be A Championnaire?

Where exactly does being King of the Ring rank with certain other titles and records? Is it a legacy...

Apr182008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.18.08: Joe’s Journey – Justified?

Well? Was it worth it, then?

(HINT: The answer is "Yes".)

Also this week,
...

Apr112008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.11.08: Junkie Jobseekers

He ain't heavyhe's Mike Knox....

Apr042008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.04.08: Milking the ‘Mania

I’m surprised they didn’t dub it ‘VESSELmania’! You see, because the set, it…yeah....

Mar282008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.28.08: When ‘He’ Came

And just like that, the World Heavyweight Championship's legitimacy increased to near-infinite levels seemingly overnight...

Mar212008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.21.08: Teeming With Potential

With WWE's attitude towards tag team wrestling easily ridiculed, I look at a few non-existent duos that are both...

Mar142008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.14.08: A Hardy Pill To Swallow

To be honest, I can't help but feel sorry for him....

Mar072008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.07.08: Pirates of the Buy-Rates!

In response to feedback I received last week, I try to examine what possible ramifications arise from the illegal...

Feb292008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.29.08: Politics and/or Die!!!

Politicians have a profound effect on the product we see. They always have done, and they always will. This...

Feb222008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.22.08: Musing Over Music

After the small uproar that has materialised this week concerning WWE's recent use of entrance music, I share my...

Feb152008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.15.08: Flair Enough

Ric Flair is soon to draw the curtain on his illustrious career, and he's looking to do so with...

Feb082008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.08.08: Educating Lashley

In the midst of Bobby Lashley's departure from the WWE, I try to teach him a thing or two...

Feb012008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.01.08: The Doyle Grumble

Soanyone see the wrestling at the weekend?...

Jan252008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 01.25.08: Film Me Up, Guv.

What can we expect from WWE's movie-making geniuses in the next couple of years? I aim to find out....

Jan182008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 01.18.08: F.O.O. Wrestling!

What would 411mania be like as a wrestling promotion? You're about to find out. Well, not really....

Jan112008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 01.11.08: A Dynasty of Markness

Is the suspension of disbelief in wrestling really a thing of the past? And, if the answer is "no",...