411’s Bad Blood Coverage .::. Coach Vs. Eugene

-Coach/Eugene Video Package

Coach vs. Eugene

Eugene offers a handshake before the match, Coach tries to hurt him with the handshake, but it backfires and Coach shakes off his wrist. Loud Eugene chants from the crowd, as he’s had the best reaction of the night so far. Eugene does this bizarre possum bowling ball thing that frustrates Coach. As Coach looks closer to examine Eugene does a quick rollup for a two count. Coach gets up on all fours and Eugene mocks him by getting on all fours and eventually riding him like a horse as the Coach continues to be frustrated and the crowd eats it up. Eugene does the run the ropes as Coach runs the other ropes, except Eugene bails and gets a teddy bear from a hot blonde sitting front row as Coach continues to run the ropes for another 30 seconds or so before realizing Eugene was on the outside of the ring. Back in the ring, Eugene hits a snapmare and follows it up with the rolling body scissors thing he’s done on Raw, and follows that up with the JYD headbutts and simulated pee thing as Coach again is frustrated and rolls out of the ring, while calling for somebody, which turns out to be a hot blonde in a bikini holding a plate of cookies. Coach tells Eugene to come out and get a cookie. Eugene looks as if he likes the girl in the bikini as he slowly walks over and begins taking down the cookies, but Coach sneaks up from behind and rams Eugene’s head into the trey. This makes Eugene angry as he does the Hulk up inside the ring with chocolate chips all over his forehead. Inverted atomic drop followed up with the traditional atomic drop and an enziguiri by Eugene, and then the dreaded airplane spin takes down Coach. Garrison Cade is now on the outside of the ring and just beheaded Eugene’s new teddy bear. Cade grabs Eugene and Coach goes for the cheap shot but misses and takes out Cade, and runs into a Eugene Rock Bottom (yes, Rock Bottom!) Eugene follows it up with the People’s Elbow, covers and gets the win! After the match, Cade attacks but is hit by the Stone Cold Stunner! Regal comes out after the match to celebrate after the match.

Winner: Eugene