411’s WWF Smackdown Report 2.01.01

411’s WWF Smackdown! Report
February,1 2001
Taped from My Home Town of Columbus!
Your announcers are Cole and King
Report for 411 by Sean McCluskey

Tag Team Title Table Match
The Hardy Boyz Vs. The Dudley Boyz (c)
The Hardyz have Buh Buh early and land Poetry In Motion on him. Now D-Von is in and The Dudleyz take Matt down and work on Jeff. Double team neckbreaker by the Dudz on Jeff. Now a flying nut buster on Matt. D-Von goes for wood. D-Von tosses a table into the ring and Buh Buh sets that up. Matt and D-Von rumble outside of the ring. Buh Buh sets Jeff up on the table and goes to the top rope. Jeff climbs off and goes for a hurricanrana on the table but D-Von moves the table. Now the Dudz go for a double flapjack on the table but Jeff moves the table. Buh Buh has Jeff set up for a superplex onto the table. Matt climbs to the top on the opposite side and leaps on to the table to break it! Buh Buh lands the superplex but he didn’t put Jeff through the table. Now two tables are set up outside of the ring, and The Hardyz grab a ladder. The ladder is set up next to the ring and the tables are set up outside the ring just past the ladders. Matt and D-Von climb to the top of the ladder. They brawl until they get pushed off. Both D-Von and Matt crack their heads HARD on the tables and they don’t break. That had to have hurt. Now Buh Buh and Jeff Hardy brawl to the top of the ramp. Buh Buh catches Jeff, jumps off the side of the ramp and lands a Buh Buh Bomb onto a set of tables!
Winners and Still Champs: The Dudleyz

Commercials…

All four competitors are getting medical attention in the back.

Review of the contract signing on Raw…

Triple Threat Women’s Title Match
Lita Vs Jackie Vs Ivory (c)
Jackie and Lita both attack Ivory to start the match. Jackie turns on Lita and lands some rights. Jackie takes Ivory down and covers but Lita pulls her off. Hurricanrana by Lita on Ivory. Lita lands the Twist Of Fate on Ivory. Jackie comes in and attacks Lita before she can make the pin. Side suplex by Jackie and covers for a two count. Lita goes to the top and lands a moonsault on Jackie. She covers, but Ivory comes in and throws her to the outside. Ivory covers Jackie for the win.
Winner and Still Champ: Ivory

HHH and Steph come into their locker room, and Austin’s beer cans are all over. Steph makes a wierd, disgusted face. The toilet flushes and Austin walks out. He tells him that he clogged the toilet up and it’s leaking onto the floor. HHH gets pissed and tosses a beer can.

Commercials…

Edge and Christian Vs Kai En Tai!!!!!!!
Kai En Tai say that Funaki has a rash and can’t compete. They introduce their new opponents, and it’s the Acolytes!

Edge & Christian Vs The Acolytes
Bradshaw and Christian are in to start the match. Bradshaw lands a back suplex and covers for two. Bradshaw goes after Edge and gets dropkicked by Christian. Now a tag in to Edge. Edge and Christian gor for their version of Poetry In Motion but Bradsaw catches him for a fallaway slam. Edge goes to the top and lands a missle dropkick on Bradshaw. APA chants from the crowd. Tag in to Edge. Edge goes to work in the corner until Bradshaw lands a big boot followed by a clothesline. Bradshaw tags in Faarooq. Faarooq is a house of fire! Christian hits a low blow followed by a DDT. Edge grabs two chairs. They go for a Conchairto on Faarooq, but Funaki pushes Faarooq out of the way and takes the shot himself. Taka is with the ref this whole time. Faarooq lands a spinebuster on Christian and covers for the vic.
Winners: The Acolytes

Vince is in the back screaming at some WWF personnel, and Regal comes in and tells him he has a “personal” phone call., then wispers into his ear as to whom it is. Vince smiles than excuses himself.

Commercials…

Whoever Vince is talking to has a surprise for him. Whoever it is tells him that he/she is here at Columbus, and Vince gets really excited.

Clips of Chyna’s appearance on Conan.

Gunn talks with Coach about Chyna and Show comes over and decides to kick Gunn’s ass. He grabs Coach by the head and wonders why Coach never asks him any questions.

My God… Trish… hot tub… I… whipped cream… I need a cold shower…

Commercials…

Steph tells HHH that she’s going to talk to Vince, uh oh…

Y2J1 is out.Jericho says that he knows extreme. He issues an open challenge for his IC belt for tonight! It’s Tazz!

IC Title Match
Y2J1(c) Vs Tazz
They lock up and the ref breaks it in the corner. They lock up again and Jericho applies a headlock. Jericho takes Tazz down and tries to lock in an armbar. Tazz reverses it but Jericho regains control. Tazz catches Jericho in mid stride and lands a nice suplex. Back suplex by Tazz. Crowd chants “ECW”. Reverse chin lock by Tazz. Jericho fights out of it, Tazz reverses an irish whip, then he goes for a knee, but Jericho catches him and rolls him up for a two count. Tazz gets up and lands a clothesline. Now Jericho comes back with an insiguri. Flying forearm by Jericho for two. Tazz locks in the Tazzmission, but Jericho lands a low blow. Bulldog, Lionsault, cover, win.
Winenr and Still Champ: Jericho

Vince goes to his limo. Steph catches him and asks if HHH and be put in the title match tonight. Vince says sure and drives off, saying something has come up, and that he will be back tonight. Must be cold out in that garage…

Commercials…

The Kat is out. She says she knows what turns men on, and she knows what they want to see. Cole turns into jell-o right along with King. She’s says it’s time for full frontal nudity. I perfer Trish in the hot tub. RTC is out and covers her up then takes her to the back. Didn’t see that coming… Richards gets on the mike and has a verbal spasm. He says that he blames all of us. Crowd chants “You Suck”. Steven says that if we want extreme, they’ll give us extreme.

These tough enough things are hilarious. Extreme raughs!

Woohoo! Kevin Kelly!!! Of course, that means it’s a Rock interview. Only thing I care about is his “Finally…” schtick because it’s for Columbus. I’m glad Rock doesn’t do “Smeeeelalalalalaow” anymore. That was pretty retarded. Excuse me… that was pretty mentally handicapped.

Commercials…

The Slow Show Vs Rockabilly
Big Show in control early. Irish whip by Show, and Gunn comes back with a dropkick. Show doesn’t go down and he regains control. He backs Gunn into the corner and throws multiple elbows at Gunn’s head. Now, Show grabs Gunn by the throat, picks him up off the mat, and slams him back down twice. Now Show stands on Gunn. Show is taunting Gunn while delivering rights to him. Now a headbutt by Show. Lawler calls Gunn a title contender… that just ruined the entire show for me. Gunn tries to fight back, but Show lands a sidewalk slam. He goes for an elbow drop, but Gunn moves. Gunn lands a bulldog for a two count. Now Gunn goes for The Fameasser, but Show catches him off the ropes. Showstopper, game over.
Winner: The Big Show

Austin comes back into HHH and Steph’s locker room to talk to HHH. He offers him a brewhaha, but HHH doesn’t accept. Austin opens one up and it explodes all over HHH. Austin apologizes and walks out of the locker room.

Commercials…

Angle interview. Much better than The Rock’s, of course. He says most… MOST WWF fans are ignorant. That’s right, some of us realize that Angle rules…

Review of Kane’s tear at the Royal Rumble…

Taker interview…

Haku comes from behind a curtain and scares a WWF programmer.

Commercials…

First Blood Tag Match
Haku & Rikishi Vs The Overgiver and Kane
Kane and Taker are in control early. They try to get Rikishi to bleed. Haku comes over and breaks that up. Now Rikishi and Taker square off in the ring while Kane and Haku fight on the outside. Flying clothesline by Taker. Old school Undertaker time. Kane drives Hake into the announcers table as Taker and Kishi go to the outside. Now Kane and Haku enter the ring. Kane goes to work on Haku and lands a huge leg drop. Taker goes for a chair shot but Rikishi cuts him off. Kishi has the chair and lands a shot on Taker’s back. Kane goes to the apron, then runs off and jumps onto Rikishi. Haku now comes up behind Kane and takes him out. Rikishi drives a chair into Kane’s stomach. Now a chair shot to the head of Taker. The Islanders throw Kane back into the ring and they follow. Haku goes to work on Kane in the corner. Rikishi hits a big splash on Kane in the corner. Taker lands a stiff chair shot on Haku outside of the ring. Haku is busted wide open. taker then throws steel steps into the ring. Kane grabs them and lays out Rikishi. Rikishi is bleeding and the ref calls for the ding thing.
Winners: Undertaker & Kane

The two sides brawl after the match, and the zebras come out to stop them. Rikishi is smiling as he and Haku walk back up the ramp. Taker and Kane celebrate as we fade…

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Just kidding….

Triple Threat WWF Title Match
Angle Rules! (c) Vs The Rock Vs HHH w/Steph
Good work WWF, introducing the champ last.
Rock and HHH brawl before Angle gets out. Angle runs out and then gets thrown to the outside. He’s back in, then Rock shoots him back out. HHH lands a Pedigree on Rock and covers but Angle pulls The Rock to the outside. Austin is out now. HHH gets distracted which allows Angle to land the Olympic Slam. Angle covers but Rock breaks up the count. Now Angle lands a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Rock tries fighting back, and lands a horribly executed belly to belly. He covers but HHH breaks it up. HHH goes to work on Rock in the corner. Suplex by HHH on Rock. HHH goes to the top rope, but Rock gets up and tosses HHH off the top. Now Rock reverses an irish whip and HHH is propelled to the outside. Angle hits a back suplex. Austin comes over and puts a beer by HHH. In the ring, Rock slaps on the Sharpshooter. HHH is back in and lands a DDT on The Rock. HHH pins Rock for a two count. Rock with an irish whip, and HHH comes back with a high knee. HHH reverses The Rock Bottom and lands a neckbreaker for a two count. Angle is back up, and lands a belly to belly on HHH. Rock lands a Rock Bottom on Angle. He covers, but Steph is distracting the ref. Rock goes after Steph but HHH catches him. Now an Olympic Slam on Rock. Angle covers but Steph distracts the ref again. Now the ref gets taken out in the corner. HHH goes for a Pedigree but Angle lands a low blow then rolls HHH up for a pin. Austin comes into the ring and uses the ref’s hand to count the three!
Winner and Still Champ: Kurt Angle

Austin walks up the ramp with a smirk on his face as we fade…

I thought Vince was going to be back? What was that all about?