Juice Robinson References Toni Storm and Infamous Val Venis Angle Following Loss to EVIL

– At yesterday’s NJPW G1 Climax 30 Night 10 event, EVIL defeated Juice Robinson in a B Block matchup. EVIL got the pinfall after Dick Togo distracted the referee, enabling EVIL to hit Robinson with a low blow and Everything Is Evil to get the win. After the match, Robinson cut a promo on his loss directed at EVIL and Dick Togo, referencing an infamous WWF angle from 1998 involving Val Venis and Kai En Tai, of which Togo was a member. He also referenced his girlfriend, NXT Superstar Toni Storm. You can view that promo and some highlights below:

“Everything’s evil, huh EVIL? Well, I got news for you, everything ain’t evil. Puppies aren’t evil. Rainbows aren’t evil. Sunshine and daises. They ain’t evil! I ain’t evil! I’m a sweet boy, you know it. You’re evil, EVIL. And Dick Togo is evil too. Well, Dick, this ain’t 1998, and this ain’t WWF. And I ain’t Val Venis! I don’t see Yamaguchi-san or anybody else out there. You ain’t choppy choppy-ing my pee-pee, alright?! You can look, but you can’t touch. Little Juice and the twins already belong to somebody, alright hot boys? You saw it, right, Hashizume? He hit me in my penis. I know. I know. EVIL is a former IWGP heavyweight champion. I know, alright? But I ain’t exactly a ham and egger. What am I chop liver, Hashizume? I said I was going to win the matches that I was supposed to. Well, I lied to you because I don’t care what anybody says to you tonight. I was supposed to win that damn match. I’ve never beaten EVIL, I know. 0-2. But I got closer every time till he had that bastard, Dick Togo, out there. Alright?”

“I can’t cry over spilled milk. This G1, ‘It ain’t a sprint! It’s a marathon!’ I know all the cliches! It’s five down, four to go. I said I was going to be two out of three the whole way through. I did the first three. Now, I got to beat [Tetsuya] Naito to keep my promise. Naito, who I’m also 0-3 against. This sounds stupid, but I don’t care. I’ve been in this thing three times. This is my fourth time. First time, I got what? Six points. Second time, I had eight points. Third time, it’s six points. I had a broken hand in there a couple of times. This time, I’m the healthiest, the biggest, and the sexiest that I’ve ever been! And I will not, not get the most points I will have never gotten, and that will be 10! That’s my goal! I know I’m supposed to say I’m going to win this motherf***er! But everybody says that every year and only one person does! This year, I’m going to get 10 points god dammit! Sorry, family. I took the lord’s name in vain. But this time, I’m going to get 10 points. Or else, I might not do this anymore. Arigato.”

Juice Robinson will face IWGP Heavyweight and Intercontinental champion Tetsuya Naito in their next B Block matchup at tomorrow’s G1 Climax 30 event. It will be held at the ZIP Arena Okayama in Okayama, Japan and streamed live on NJPW World.