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Wendy’s Recreates Scott Steiner’s ‘Steiner Math’ Promo on Twitter
– Wendy’s continues to be the most wrestling-savvy fast food chain on the planet, as they have recreated the infamous “Steiner Math” promo from TNA. You can see their posts to Twitter below, in which they replied to a meme featuring Samoa Joe in appropriate Scott Steiner fashion.
“Steiner Math” is one of Steiner’s more famous promos. While promoting his match with Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe for the TNA Heavyweight Title at Sacrifice 2008, Steiner launched into an incomprehensible explanation of why Joe had no chance to beat him using percentages. Petey Williams, who was at Steiner’s side for the promo, said last month in an interview that the promo was filmed in one take.
“I had no idea what Scott was going to say,” Williams said. “I knew that I had one line at the end of the promo. When it first started, the math kinda made sense. And then, he starts stumbling over his words and the math isn’t adding up. If you watch me, I’m looking at Vince Russo and the other producers and asking- ‘Are we still filming this? I guess we still are.’ I didn’t know it would be this epic thing that people would quote and they would have a transcript of it, dictating everything that he said. But what was great is that at the past pay-per-view that we had, ‘Redemption’, in April, I started doing some math problems and Scott Steiner came in and started talking math. People remember it and I absolutely love it.”
You know they say that all burgers are created equal, but you look at a Baconator and you look at Frozen Beef and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another cheeseburger, you got a 50/50 chance of winning.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) August 23, 2018
But we’ve got never frozen beef and that’s not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat us. Then you add Jr Bacon Cheeseburger to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the drive thru at lunch time, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning,
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) August 23, 2018
but we, we got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the king KNOWS he can't beat us and he's not even gonna try!⁰So frozen beef, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at lunch time. But then you take our 75% chance of winning
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) August 23, 2018
if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, we got 141 2/3 chance of winning at lunch. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell deliciousness for you at Lunch time.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) August 23, 2018