Author Profile for Michael O

Sexy beast
[email protected]
Douche bag, drug abuser, habitual cusser, aspiring femme fatale, consummate (and consummation) professional.
Wanker, jerk-off, ass clown, Big Brother to inner city youths.
Smackdown rant-capper, Cheer-er & Jeer-er
I was born and I've been alive ever since.
Dec222008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 12.22.08: Cheers to Vickie Guerrero, Jeers to Frankie Kazarian and More!

I have returned to spread holiday cheer! Not really, but I do spread some cheersjust like I spread...

Dec202008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 12.19.08

Cold coffee, confetti, crappy matches and one great one. Oh, and speaking of "Great" one, somebody has found...

Dec132008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 12.12.08

SmackdownstuffthingsI'm far too busy to write my own teaser. Anybody want to be my P.A.? The pay...

Dec062008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 12.05.08

It's not a word? It is now!...

Dec012008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 12.01.08: The IC Title, Political Kennedy is Political, Jack Swagger and More!

Welcome to Wal-Mart! Our savings CRUSH the competition. Seriously though, WTF is wrong with some people?...

Nov292008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 11.28.08

Jeers to no Khali Kiss Cam, but Cheers to just about everything else. Insert mock confusion over article...

Nov242008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 11.24.08: Survivor Series, Santino Marella, The Miz, John Morrison and More!

Cheers to stuff! Jeers to things! Irresponsible behaviour! Social networking! Eliminations! (and no, I'm talking about my...

Nov172008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 11.17.08: Marella Loses, Hardy vs. Finlay Delivers and More!

Monday? Pssh, whatever. I wish it was Sunday. That's MY fun day. ...

Nov152008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 11.14.08

No, I won't be changing the name to "The Poop on Smackdown", though that wouldn't be entirely inappropriate....

Nov102008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 11.10.08: Jericho Wins the Title, Mike Adamle is Gone, the Raw Dance Off and More!

Paul Heyman, Paul London, politics, dancing, the politics of dancing, and the politics of going to the bathroom where...

Nov082008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 11.07.08

Miz & Morrison beating Hardy & Hunter? Undertaker losing to Kozlov? Man, everything really HAS changed...

Nov022008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 11.02.08: Mike Adamle, Kofi Kingston, CM Punk, Batista and More!

Cheers to candy! Jeers to tummy aches! Oh, and don't forget to voteunless it's for the old...

Nov012008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 10.31.08

Wish it was still Hallowe'en? Want to know what happened on Smackdown? Hungover? Then you sound just...

Oct272008
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wrestling411’s Instant Access 10.26.08: WWE Cyber Sunday 2008

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!...

Oct262008
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wrestlingThe Cheers and Jeers of Wrestling 10.26.08: Ric Flair, Evan Bourne, The Raw Main Event and More!

Jeers to me for being late, Cheers to you for letting it slide!...

Oct252008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 10.24.08

A "Great" Kiss Cam, an even greater WWE title match, and whole lotta nothin'....

Oct192008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 10.19.08: Owen Hart, Haas, Fara D’Angelo, MVP and More!

We got some 'cheers', we got some 'jeers', a little ruminatin' and some other fun stuff too! ...

Oct192008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 10.17.08

I've sold out! The Dope on Smackdown, now with 100% more match ratings!...

Oct122008
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wrestlingThe Cheers ‘n Jeers of Wrestling 10.12.08: Johnny Knoxville, The Great Khali, Kelly Kelly, Miz, Morrison and More!

I was going to write a really snappy teaser, but then it got stolen; like my laptop…...

Oct112008
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wrestlingThe Dope on Smackdown 10.10.08

A Big Show vs. an Orange Hunter...