411’s WWE RAW Report 11.30.15

Last week saw everyone losing, both in Bingo, and in being entertained by RAW. I’d hope for a better tonight, but the month of December is looming, and let us not forget about December to Dismember? Or Armageddon 2004?! Let’s face it, Decembers are notorious for suckin, so to say tonight might be a clunker wouldn’t be a bad guess.

Know what doesn’t suck, though?! PICTURES OF AJ LEE!

RAW!
IS!
NEWWWWW DAYYYY!

And here are our festive fellas! The red carpet is out, and confetti showers the crowd as Big E gyrates in the middle of the ring with his brethren. Big E says tonight is not about Naomi’s birthday, but tonight is about A New Day! Woods says there is a party going on; a festival. A gala. A jubilee. Woods hands out a Terrible Towel to wipe Big E’s sweat off. He wipes it under the pits, blows his nose in it afterwards, and even goes so far as to shove it down his gear. E says today marks a new era, a new beginning, a new champion. It’s time to put your hands together and give a warm welcome to…..SHEAMUS.

Sheamus is suited and booted. He’s got his hauk slicked back, and is wearing a red tie. He thanks New Day for the introduction. Sheamus says that New Day’s attitude and personality is infectuous. New Day calls Pitsburgh dirty. Sheamus wants to thank The Authority. “How’s it goin, Fella?!” haha. Oh, Sheamus. Kofi says that if you are rude and hard-headed, opportunity will leave. Sheamus wants to thank someone who made this all possible. He thanks ROman Reigns.

Kofi brings up Reigns being champ for a brief time. They missed it. Sheamus says that if Reigns had just accepted Triple H’s handshake, Sheamus may not be wearing the title. He is sure we all agree that the title looks so much better on Sheamus. New Day poses with the new champion. Sheamus dances.

Sheamus dances.

Sheamus.

Dances…..

He gets on his knees to mock Reigns while New Day mock cries in the back. Sheamus says Reigns reign was 5 minutes and 15 seconds. New Day finds much humor in this. Sheamus says Sheamus 5:15 says I just kicked your ass.

Pyros galore as Sheamus celebrates on the top rope. He rushes to the other one and holds his title high. REIGNS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!! Reigns grabs the title…and he’s leaving with it. Great, the ol “bring me back my title bit” will be tonight’s theme.

Backstage, Reigns is hanging out with The Usos and Ambrose, and the title. They’re laughing about Reigns and his silly, silly antics. The Authority heads over and tells Reigns that he has something that doesn’t belong to him. Steph tells him to cut the crap, and give back the title. Reigns is about to hand it over, but pulls back and laughs. He gives it to Steph instead, and says “You tell Magic Mohawk, that in two weeks time, I’m taking it back.” Triple H says that he just talked to Sheamus, and he doesn’t want to wait till TLC, he wants to do it tonight. Reigns is down, and Triple H says it’s on. Steph says that in order to win the title tonight, though, Reigns will have to defeat Sheamus in under 5 minutes and 15 seconds.

Match 1: Tyler Breeze vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler picks the leg, rolls Breeze into a pin for 1. Dolph mounts the back, and pulls the arm back then gets Breeze in a pin again for 2. Ziggler grabs the head, Breeze reverses. They hit the ropes. Breeze with a shoulder tackle. He hits the ropes, hops over, gets leap frogged, Ziggler drops down then leaps over again. Dropkick from Breeze and a pin for 1..2..NO! Breeze with kicks in the corner. He hits a right hand then sends Ziggler into the corner again. Shoulder to the midsection. Snapmare from Breeze. Leg drop and a pin for 1..NO! Breeze attacks the face with forearms then covers again for 1…NO! Front face headlock to Ziggler. Ziggler stands up, looks to turn out of the hold, but Breeze sends Ziggler down hard by the head. Ziggler with a roll up for 1..2..NO! Breeze blocks a kick and gets a roll up of his own for 1..2..NO! Ziggler misses a shoulder in the corner, and hits the ringpost!!

Back, after a break, and Cole informs us who is who. Thanks Cole. Breeze with a front face lock but Ziggler breaks it with a jawbreaker. Ziggler goes to the ropes. He sends an elbow back into Breeze’s face. Dolph with a clothesline. Again. Splash in the corner. Neckbreaker out of the corner. Ziggler with an elbow drop. Pin for 1..2..NO! Ziggler calls for a Superkick. He rushes forward, but Breeze ducks and get s a roll up for 1..2..NO! Breeze goes for a dropkick but Ziggler ducks, goes for a Fameasser, but Breeze holds onto Ziggler and sends him into the corner hard. Pin for Breeze. 1..2…NO! Breeze is up first. He goes to the corner, lifts up Dolph, and attacks with right hands. Ref backs him up, and he comes rushing back with a kick and some rights. A few more kicks and the ref backs him up once again. He misses a hit, Dolph goes for a Superkick,. but Breeze grabs the legs and catapults Ziggler into the corner. Cover for Breeze and he uses the ropes! Pin for 1…2..NO! Breeze with a modified backcracker and a pin for 1..2…NO! ZIggler is selling the shoulder. Breeze attacks the knee. He rushes the corner, but Ziggler sends him over the ropes. Breeze hops back over, blocks a superkick, Breeze goes for Unprettier, but Ziggler with a backslide and a pin for 1…2..NO! They trade pins for a bit until Ziggler grabs from behind, hits the ropes, and they roll up, each sharing a pin. Ziggler up.

SUPERKICK to Breeze! Pin for 1..2….3!!!
Official Result:
I do like the story with the superkick, but what the hell are they doing for Breeze? And when did he start using The Unprettier?
Rating: **

Love how commentary talked about Reigns and Sheamus for the entire first half of the match.

LANA’S BACK!!!!

Miz TV is next, with Rusev and Lana. Let’s see how they retcon this.

We are back with Miz in the ring. Rusev stands next to him without Lana. Miz asks us to welcome Rusev. He shakes the hand of Miz as Miz tells Rusev to have a seat. USA chant. -_-

Rusev doesn’t sit. He says tonight is not about USA. Miz tells him not to listen to them. Rusev tells Miz to control his show. Miz says Rusev must be very angry, watching the WWE Title tournament while sitting at home. Rusev cuts Miz off. Rusev says sitting at home a month ago, watching RAW, unable to lift his hand.

WE WANT LANA!

Rusev stands. He says everybody wants Lana, but Lana is his. She is his wife, so shut up. He calls Miz “Michael” and says sitting at home injured, the WWE Universe didn’t care. No Get Well cards. No strawberries. Everybody forgot about him, but one person. One person stood next to him and supported him, nursed him back to health. One person who has all of his love and heart. He wants to welcome Lana. Lana is back, officially! She’s in all white, and her bun is tight. Buns are tight. All three.

Cole says that apparently things are all patched up. We get the TMZ announcement. Rusev hands Lana the mic. They are all smiles.

Miz can’t believe his eyes. Lana and Rusev in the same place at the same time. This is what MizTV is all about. These two have been through it all, and now an unexpected engagement. Lana calls it the happiest day of her life. Miz calls this wild. After all the insults that these two traded and the people that they’ve been with. Rusev essentially made Summer Rae Lana 2.0. Rusev takes offense. Miz tries to backpedal. he wants to know what brought them two back together.

Lana says that when Rusev asked her to spend the rest of their lives together, everything was forgotten and forgiven. They fight hard but love even harder. They both ventured out and saw what else was out there, but it only made their love stronger. For the record, she never went all the way with Dolph.

YES YOU DID chant.

No. Rusev. Her heart belongs only to him. Rusev is her Bulgarian Sunshine. Rusev says, for the record, he did not go all the way with Summer, either. He may have broken her heart, but that’s about it. From now on, Rusev’s heart belongs only to Lana. They kiss.

Apparently, this bothers Ryback. He heads out with a partial shirt. He says that he thinks we’ve all seen enough of this garbage. Ryback says, “By the way, Lana, I heard Vince McMahon went all the way.” Well then…

He says this isn’t an episode of Teen Wolf, this is Monday Night RAW, and the big guy is hungry. FEED ME MORE.

Lana tells Rusev to crush.

It is 5:45.

Match 2: Rusev vs Ryback
Rusev has Ryback in the corner with some stomps. Rusev sends Ryback headfirst into the opposite corner and hits a shoulder. Right hand to the head. Ryback with a Thesz Press. He slams Rusev’s head into the mat a few times then backs him up in the corner. Shoulder thrusts and a whip to the corner. Reversed. Rusev runs with an elbow. Ryback with a DROPKICK OFF THE 2nd ROPE! Well, shit. Rusev rolls to the outside and calls for Lana. Ryback leaves the ring and hits shoulders into Rusev against the barricade. Rusev is near the steps. Ryback shoves Rusev into the steps, and the steps hit Lana!!! Ryback rolls back into the ring at the count of 7. Rusev notices Lana, and goes to her aid. She holds her thigh.

Ryback is deemed the winner at the 10 count.
Official Result: Ryback via Countout

Rating: 1/2* for that cool dropkick.

Rusev helps Lana to the back. He looks at Ryback with the eyes of immense hatred while two men in the crowd smile.

Backstage, Triple H is playing Plants vs Zombies 2. Dean Ambrose enters because HHH wanted to see him. H congratulates Ambrose for securing the IC Title shot at TLC. Ambrose is bothered. Asks if that’s it. H says there is one other thing. He says that if Reigns does not beat Sheamus tonight in under 5:15, Reigns will lose his championship opportunity, but Ambrose will as well. Reigns needs to realize that the choices he makes not only effect him, but they effect his friends as well.

Ambrose chews gum vigorously.

Raw’s got me like…

We are back with The Dudley Boyz. They have four tables in the ring, covered with black clothes. Bubba on the stick. He says The Wyatt Family has done what most men have been unable to do, and that’s what you need to do to make it in this industry. Bubba says there is only one problem. They didn’t get the job done. If they were standing in front of Bubba and D-Von, they would congratulate them, but they’re still standing. Bubba and D-Von are still breathing, and they are ready to fight at any given moment. By doing what Wyatts did to them, they made themselves the target and put a bullseye on their own back. By doing what they did to The Dudley Boyz, they put their names on these tables.

They remove the black clothes, and there is a section of each table covered in duct tape, with their names written on them. D-Von reads off the commandments. We get a PG version of Thou shall not fuck with the Dudley Boyz. Bubba asks for The Wyatt Family to come to the ring to settle this right here and now, tonight.

The Wyatts head out. Bray says on behalf of his family, he accepts. He tells The Dudleyz to be a bit more careful in inviting the devil into their backyard, because he might just like it and decide to stay.

Lights go out for a bit. Strowman and Rowan and Harper are at the bottom of the ramp. Bubba says he can see the smirks on their face (even though two are wearing masks…) He says it looks like they’re outnumbered. Bubba says The Wyatts has their family…well, Bubba and D-Von have their own family!!!

TOMMY DREAMER AND HIS FOREHEAD FULL OF SHINE IS HERE!!!!

ECW chant. The Wyatts surround the ring. They each hop on the apron, but The Dudleyz and Dreamer all have kendo sticks! They swing, and The Wyatts hop off.

The crowd chants THIS IS AWESOME while Bray shouts for The Dudleyz to fight like a man.

Ok, so this is a match….

Match 3: The Dudley Boyz and Tommy Dreamer vs The Wyatt Family
We’ve got Harper and Rowan double-teaming D-Von. Harper stomps him, as he is the legal man. Harper with an uppercut. Whip to the ropes. Kick to the chest and tag to Bubba. Double flapjack, and Bubba tags in Dreamer! Dream with a neckbreaker! He hits the ropes. Drops an elbow. Tommy calls for a DDT, but Harper escapes and whips Dreamer to the ropes. Rowan is on the apron. Dreamer knocks him off, but runs into a side slam. Tag to Braun, and he sends Dreamer into the corner. Braun with a whip and Dreamer sells it hard. Harper is tagged in. He shoves a boot to Dreamer’s face. Throat thrust. An uppercut to Dreamer. Tag to Rowan. Rowan attacks the midsection. Right forearm to Dreamer. Rowan puts some fists to the head of Dreamer. Dreamer turns into it, hits some rights, but Rowan drops him down hard. Rowan steps on the chest of Dreamer, hits the ropes, goes for a splash, but Dreamer rolls out of the way! Tag to Bubba Ray! Tag to Harper! Right hands! Another. Whip. He sends Harper up and over with a back body drop. Clothesline! Chokeslam from Bubba! Pin for 1..2..NO!

Rowan breaks it up! Rowan attacks! Strowman is in! Harper in the corner with Bubba. Rowan with D-Von. Ref calls for the DQ
Official Result: No Contest
Nice surprise, average match.
Rating: *

Bray hops on the apron. He calls for Harper and Rowan to get the tables! Strowman brings the table in the ring and sets it up in the corner. Superkick to Bubba from Harper! Kick from Rowan to D-Von! Strowman has a stronghold on Dreamer! All three ECW alums are down and out.

Bray commands for them to finish it on the apron! Bubba is up! He shoves Bray off the apron, and Bray flies into a table!!! The Wyatt Family runs to check on Bray as The Dudleyz and Dreamer head to the back.

Hey, hey guys! Dou you remember what happened at the top of the show? Well let’s remind you for the second time!

Zeb and Del Rio have something to say. Zeb calls everyone haters, and says we are more concerned with social media, and Anne Hathaway. The matter at hand is the fact that each and every one of us have hate in our heart, and the only man that can beat it out of us is Alberto Del Rio.

Even Goldust wants this to just get on.

Del Rio enters the ring with the mic. He says that Goldust is out of date. Del Rio says he is full of hate. Goldust with a quick right hand to shut Del Rio up.

Match 4: Alberto Del Rio vs Goldust
The bell rings and Del Rio hits a kick then sends Goldust into the corner. Kicks and he mounts then hits some hard right hands. Whip to the corner and a clothesline into a hard DDT. Del Rio with a cover for 1..2..NO! Cravat from behind. Del Rio attacks the back then whips to the ropes. Goldust comes back with a clothesline. Whip and Goldust hits an uppercut. Cover for 1..2..N!O Goldust goes for a DDT possibly, but Divorce Court is hit from Del Rio. Del Rio out of the corner, and runs right into a Spinebuster! Pin for 1..2…NO! Del Rio stands. Goldust rushes forward for a bulldog, but Del Rio shoves him forward, sitting on the second rope! Enziguri to the back! Ouch!

Del Rio heads to the top rope. He does the double stomp! Pin for 1…2…3!!
Official Result: Alberto Del Rio
Good ol Goldy…
Rating: *1/2

Del Rio has decided he’s not done. He locks in the cross armbreaker on Goldust and holds it tight until the music of Jack Swagger hits! Swagger rushes down and Del Rio heads out of the ring quickly. Swagger wants him to come into the ring. WE THE PEOPLE.

Backstage, Charlotte is getting hugged by Becky. Becky says she has a really good idea. Becky wants to ask The Authority for a match against each other. Charlotte asks why. Becky says it’s not for the title, it’ll be just to remind us that there is an entire world beyond Paige. Becky says this has nothing to do with her, it’s just for fun. Charlotte has one condition…can her dad come ringside to her? Flair enters the picture and slaps himself a bit. I mean, we are trying to divide the name from Charlotte, after all.

The following match is a Number One Contender’s Match. Didn’t we do somethin like this already?

Match 4: Lucha Dragons vs The Usos
I miss a bulk of the beginning of this match due to toilet duties. I come back to a Tag to Kalisto, and he hops off with some kicks. Blind tag from Sin Cara. Hurricanrana from Kalisto. Sin Cara comes in with a Springboard moonsault! Kalisto enters the ring and flies to the outside! Uso is next, and that looked deadly. Sin Cara decides to follow suit, and hops over the ropes to the outside!! Sin Cara and Uso enters back in the ring, and just as Sin Cara is about to suplex,

Kofi and Big E enter the ring and attack for the DQ
Official Result: Double DQ
Oh New Day, you slay me.
Rating: NR

Woods on the mic, says since this was a double DQ, there is no Number One Contender. This means that come TLC, they’ll be defending their titles against…..NOBODY!!!

Backstage, The Usos are arguing with Lucha Dragons. Stephanie McMahon is here. She says since neither team lost, they both technically won. She says, so Triple Threat match She tells Lucha Dragons that they’re in. They celebrate. Steph then turns to The Usos. She says they’re in as well…

If Roman Reigns wins tonight under 5 Minutes and 15 seconds. She gives them the same lecture Triple H gave to Ambrose.

The following match is brought to you by….a Twitter jab.

Match 5: Brie Bella vs Sasha Banks
Sasha shoves Brie in the corner until the ref breaks it up. Lock up and Sasha gets Brie against the ropes. She shoves, mises a right hand. Brie with a firemans carry take down into an armbar. Sasha turns out of it and drops Brie on her ass. Sasha steal Brie’s headband and mocks Brie with Brie Mode! hahha. She slingshots Brie’s headband into Alicia. Alicia gets on the apron. Naomi pulls her down, and Tamina hits a Superkick! Deeeeeyum!!! Brie checks on Alicia fro mthe ring. Sasha grabs the hair, but Brie sends Sasha into the corner hard face first. Sasha grabs the legs and sends Brie into the corner as well. Sasha with some stomps. Sasha chokes up Brie on the ropes, and makes her watch Alicia being sent to the back. Cover for 1..2..NO! Sasha sends Brie into the corner. Sasha with a boot under the chin. She pulls Brie down in the seated position then runs with knees! Cover for 1…2..NO! Sasha works the arm from behind. She crosses the arms under Brie’s neck as Naomi whispers to Tamina ringside. Sasha pulls back from behind.

Sasha pulls the hold hard from behind, as Brie stands and tries to turn into the hold. Sasha with a clothesline. Cover for 1..2…NO! Sasha gets in the face of Teddy Long Jr. Sasha locks in the rest hold one more time. Brie stands and backs Sasha into the corner a few times. Sasha grabs her and sends her back into the corner hard. She sets Brie up on the top rope. Brie kicks Sasha away. Again. Brie with a missile dropkick off the top rope!! She grabs Sasha up in the kneed position. YES kicks to Sasha. She hits the ropes. Dropkick to Sasha! Sasha is backed up against the ropes. BRIE MODE!!! Naomi distracts. Brie sends her off. Tamina with a distraction as well.

Backstabber from Sasha!! INTO THE BANK STATEMENT!!! Brie Bella taps.
Official Result: Sasha Banks
A little too much rest hold for my liking
Rating: *1/2

Backstage, Roman Reigns is getting pumped. The Usos and Ambrose are here. Reigns says he’s got this. Ambrose calls for a 3 minute match. This segment is awkward.

Match 6: WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Sheamus vs Roman Reigns
We’ve got a timer at the bottom of the screen. Roman stares at the clock that is super huge on the tron. The bell rings and here….we….go!

Reigns rushes forward and locks up behind Sheamus with a rollup. Another for 1. Reigns almost hits a right, but Sheamus with an uppercut. Kick to Reigns. Sheamus hits the ropes. Reigns with a clothesline. Pin for 1…NO! Sheamus hits the ropes, holds on and drops, then heads to the outside. Reigns exits the ring. Sheamus trips him up on the apron! Reigns tumbles down. Sheamus sends Reigns into the barricade. Sheamus sends Reigns back in the ring slowly and sends Reigns into the corner. Shoulders into the corner then a high running knee. Cover for 1. NO! Sheamus with a cravat from behind. He forces Reigns to watch the time tick down. Sheamus drops a knee and holds the chinlock in again. We are at 3:15. Reigns turns into the hold and attacks the midsection. Headbutts! Whip to the ropes is reversed, but Reigns comes back with a splash and a cover for 1. Reigns with a clothesline in the corner. Big Boot off the ropes. Cover for 1..2.NO! Sheamus rolls out of the ring. Reigns follows and sends him into the barricade then back into the ring. Samoan Drop! Cover for 1…2..NO! Reigns in the corner. Reigns wants the Superman Punch. Sheamus heads to the outside. Reigns follows. Sheamus sends him into the apron then sends him flying over the announce table!!! Reigns stands at 1:35. Reigns sends Sheamus into the ring post! Reigns slides back in the ring to break the hold. He heads back outside and grabs Sheamus. Reigns drags Sheamus near the ring. We’re at 1:00. Reigns drags Sheamus into the ring, finally. He heads in at :50. Reigns calls for the Spear. Reigns waits for Sheamus to stand.

RUSEV IS HERE TO PULL the leg out from under Reigns! BARRETT AND DEL RIO grab Sheamus and pull him out of the ring.
Official Result: Roman Reigns via DQ

Rating: *

Sheamus takes a seat next to Lillian and holds her under his arm. He announces himself as STILL WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Sheamus. He tells Reigns that he’ll have to wait till TLC to get his championship match. Right now, though, he wants to introduce Reigns to some amazing friends. They are the League of Nations. Across the world, they’re supertars and heroes. He introduces King Barrett from the UK. Next is MexAmerica’s own Alberto Del Rio. Finally is Rusev from Bulgaria, Sheamus’ right hand man.

Reigns stands tall in the middle of the ring. The Usos and Dean Ambrose come to join him. Oh, gee, I wonder what will happen here.

Reigns tells The Usos and Ambrose to leave the ring, and he wants just Sheamus. Sheamus hops on the apron, and Reigns just gives him a hard right hand. Deeeeyum.

Match 7: Becky Lynch vs Charlotte
Pink swear to start the match. Lockup. Charlotte works the arm. Becky twists out of it and gets her own hold in. Charlotte goes for a rope break, but Becky pulls her bck. Charlotte is able to regain control with the hold. Becky locks the arm behind Charlotte and drops her to the mat. Becky bridges, then turns. Charlotte escapes with a trip. Becky hits the ropes, hops over Charltote. Charlotte goes for an arm drag, but Charlotte reverses. Becky with a takedown. Charlotte grabs the legs, she possibly goes for Figure Eight. Becky counters. Becky kips up, Charlotte cartwheels, and we get a stalemate. Charlotte with the go-behind. Becky reverses. Charltote reverses, drops Becky down. Front face lock.Becky reverses nd gets a hold of her own.Becky with a leg scissors. Becky rolls Charlotte into a pin. Again. Crucifix reversal and pin by Charlotte. Charlotte with a snapmare. She gets a leg scissors of her own and drops Becky once. Twice. Charlotte stands. She ducks a move and hits a neckbreaker. Chop to Becky. Again. One more. Becky with an elbow. Uppercut to Charlotte. Another. One more. Springboard kick to the chest. Becky rushes the corner but Charlotte drop toe holds and bridges a pin for 1..2.NO! Arm drag from Becky. Another. She works the arm and drives a knee to the head. Whip to Charlotte. Becky rushes forward, Charlotte hops off the apron over Becky’s head, and it looks like she hurt her ankle! Ric Flair hops on the apron. Becky turns to Ric Flair.

Charlotte KIPS UP! She’s FAKING IT! Rollup to Becky! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: Charlotte

Rating: *1/2

Paige was ringside here, and she exclaims how right she is. Becky is stunned in the middle of the ring as Paige gives her the ol I Told You So.

Eight Man tag tonight, in case you didn’t see that coming.

Cole brings up Adam Rose. Apparently, he’s got this thing going on called The Rosebush. It’s a one man talk show. He brings up Lana and Rusev. It’s not funny.

Cody Rhodes is somewhere backstage, looking at a star for a Christmas Tree. He goes all Grinch and tells Ascension to rise, but it’s Titus instead! He’s got a santa hat and says it’s time for carolling! He says that Stardust got ran over by a reindeer. Cody calls this garbage. Titus tells Cody not to scoff in his face. Cody is about to do it again, so Titus throws a box at him and tells him to get in the Christmas Spirit.

WHO WRITES THIS?!?! SERIOUSLY, I WANT NAMES!!!

Before the main event can start, New Day heads out while the other eight are in the ring. Kofi says this is the part where everyone shuts their mouths and listens. The New Day has an important announcmeent. They talked to certain officials, and they allowed New Day to join Sheamus and The League of Nations, thereby making this a 7 on 4 Handicap match.

……what?

Match 8: New Day and League of Nations vs The Usos, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns
Kofi and Ambrose to start. Lockup. Ambrose gets Kofi in the corner. Kofi reverses, misses a clothesline. Rights and chops from Dean. Whip to Kofi hard into the corner. Short clothesline from Ambrose. Ambrose with a body slam. Tag to one of The Usos. He drops a knee. Tag to Reigns. Reigns with an uppercut. He snapmares Kofi then drops an elbow. Pin for 1..NOPE. Reigns tags in the other Uso, who flies off the top rope with a boot. It’s Jimmy. He gets a right hand to the face. Kofi tags in Woods. Woods with a kick to the arm. Woods hits the head with a right. He gets a combo in the corner then whips again. Uso slides, stands, and hits an uppercut to Woods. Chop to Woods. Woods in the corner. Tag to Ambrose. Ambrose with a kick to the gut. He stomps Woods down. Tag to Uso. Stomps. Tag to Uso. Stomps. Tag to Reigns. Stomps. Reigns sends Woods to the outside hard! Kofi and E check on Woods and drag him back to the heel corner. The Usos and Ambrose look on.

Back after a break, and Woods has the upeprhand against Jey Uso. Uso with a tag to Jimmy, and we get a double elbow drop. Cover for 1…NO! Jimmy with a chop. Whip to the corner, its reversed. Kick from Jimmy. He flies off the top but hurts his leg. Uppercut from Jimmy. Woods with a hard kick and cover. 1..2.NO! Tag to Rusev. He works the leg. Elbow drop to the left one over and over gain. He Kick from Del Rio after a tag. Del Rio drops Jimmy’s knee hard to the mat. Del Rio tosses Jimmy to the outside where Woods attacks the knee while the ref is distracted. Del Rio sends Jimmy back in the ring and gets to the top rope. He flies off with a…something. Cover for 1..2..NO! Del Rio drags Jimmy to the corner. Tag to Sheamus. Sheamus with a kick to the chest. Stomp. Sheamus with a knee. He sends Jimmy to the apron and drags him up. Sheamus looks for the beat down. He lifts the shirt and beats down, but Reigns enters and attacks Sheamus! The ref holds the faces back. Sheamus drags Jimmy. Kofi is tagged in. He stomps then pulls back on the leg. Kofi goes to the top rope. He flies, but he gets hit with a right hand!!! Tg to Jey! Jey is in! Hard clotheslnie!! Another! Uppercut. He ducks a clothesline. Lifting Samoan Drop to Kofi!!! Kofi in the corner. Jey calls for the butt splash, but Woods distracts the ref and Big E hits a clothesline!

Back, after another break, and it appears that Jimmy Uso was taken to the back after a knee injury. Rusev is stomping Jey Uso in the corner. Tag to Sheamus who comes in to get some stomps going. Tag to ig E who does the same. Tag to Kofi. Big E whips Kofi into a dropkick to Jey. Cover from Kofi for 1..2..NO! Chin lock from Kofi. Jey turns into the hold. He attacks the midsection. Uppercut is hard. Enziguri miss, does it again! Kick to Kofi! Tag to Reigns! Tag to Woods! Clothesline to Woods! He knocks Rusev and Barrett off the apron. Tilt a whirl slam to Woods! Reigns with clotheslines in the corner! Reigns charges up and hits a hard right hand. Uppercut to Kofi. Woods is hanging on the bottom rope. Sheamus taints Reigns on the apron. Kofi is trying to help Woods. DRIVE BY TO KOFI AND WOODS!!! Del Rio is here. He grabs Reigns and sends him into the barricade. Rusev grabs Reigns and drives him into the barricade then rolls him back in. Rusev is the legal man it appears. He hits a headbutt to Reigns on the mat. cover for 1…NO! Jey is holding his arm outside of the ring. Rusev with a headbutt. Tag to Sheamus. Sheamus stomps the hand. Reigns pushes Sheamus away. Sheamus gets to the top rope. He flies off with a knee to the face. Cover for 1..2..NO! Tag to Big E! Big E attacks the midsection then hits a belly to belly to Reigns! Cover for 1..2..NO! Big E with the abdominal stretch. Reigns is able to arm drag Big E out of it. Distraction on the apron, and Big E is able to hit a shoulder tackle then tag in Del Rio. Del Rio with a cravat from behind. Jawbreaker separates them. Backstabber from Del Rio. Cover for 1..2..NO! Del Rio tries to run and hit Reigns, but he flies through the ropes. The heels help him up and back in the ring. Tag to Sheamus. Tag to Ambrose. He comes in with a clothesline! Another! HE knocks everyone off the apron. Clothesline in the corner. Running bulldog to Sheamus! He flies off the top rope, rolls through, kicks Sheamus, goes for Dirty Deeds. Sheamus reverses and sends Ambrose into the ropes. Clothesline from Ambrose. Ambrose on the top rope! He flies off atop of New Day and Barrett!! Ambrose back on the apron. Sheamus attacks, but Ambrose holds the ropes down and Sheamus heads to the outside! SUICIDE DIVE TO SHEAMUS!! Ambrose on the top rope! Elbow drop to Sheamus! Pin for 1..2..NO! Rusev is here to stop the pin. Jey enters! SUPERKICK TO RUSEV! Del Rio in! Superkick to Jey! Reigns is in! Superman Punch to Del Rio! Reigns exits! Running clothesline to BIg E

In the ring, Ambrose sends Barrett off the apron, then a New Day Member! BROGUE KICK from Sheamus! Pin for 1..2…3!!!
Official Result: The New Day and League of Nations
Oh what fun it is to ride…
Rating: ***

Rusev stomps Dean Ambrose a bit after the match. Reigns enters and attacks Rusev then Del Rio. New Day triple team Reigns. They hold him up for Sheamus to hit a Brogue Kick! Barrett and Rusev hold Sheamus on their shoulders. The heels stand tall.

End Show