Juggalo Championship Wrestling Lights! Camera! Bash ‘Em Results

– Juggalo Championship Wrestling sent out the following today…

4/6/11
Juggalo Championship Wrestling
Lights! Camera! Bash ‘Em Results
Live IPPV
Southgate, Michigan
On Demand Replays Soon on www.psychopathiclive.com

“The Emo Warrior” Jimmy Jacobs defeated The Man of 1,000 Gimmicks in the first of a best of 3 series, loser leaves JCW!

“The Submissionary” Rob Conway Defeated Peeping Tom, Dik Hummer, and Harry Balls in a gauntlet exhibition to demonstrate his services for hire. (Pinfall, Knockout, and Submission respectively)

Zach Gowen W/U-Gene defeated Sexy Slim Goodie via Pinfall.

The Weedman defeated Isabella Smothers W/Bull Pain
Postmatch saw the return of Officer Colt Cabana who arrested Weedman during his victory celebration, and then beat him with a night stick. Cabana vowed to arrest at least one Juggalo at each event moving forward.

Sabu and Charlie Brown were choked out and ko’d during an interview segment by “The Submissionary” Rob Conway who hit the ring through the front door in a work for hire project for 2 Tuff Tony.

Kongo Kong W/ Truth Martini decimated Superstar Bill Martel

Madman Pondo and Necro Butcher retained the JCW Tag Team titles in a hardcore tables, ladders, thumbtacks and barbedwire weapons match against the Bumpin Uglies in a wild, bloody, brawl.

Main Event:
Rhino, Corp. Robinson and 2 Tuff Tony defeated The Haters and Richie Boy Bryer Wellington W/Truth Martini and Butler Geeves. Postmatch Melee saw Commisioner Violent J restore order with his 22lb Axe and set up Robinson vs Wellington for the 4/20 PPV!

JCW RETURNS TO I-PPV
4/20
Just Signed:
The Weedman Vs Officer Colt Cabana

Main Event:
Corporal Robinson (Champion) Vs Richie Boy Bryer Wellington W/Truth Martini and Butler Geeves in a NO DQ match. Commissioner Violent J has vowed that if Bryer Wellington does not face Corporal Robinson, then Wellington will be fired! from JCW!

Commentary By Shaggy 2 Dope (ICP) and Kevin Gill (KG)