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411’s WWE RAW Report 7.7.14
Championship Roll Call:
Undisputed WWE World Champion: John Cena
US Champion: Sheamus
IC Champion: Bad News Barrett
Unified Diva’s Champion: AJ Lee
WWE World Tag Team Champions: The Usos
RAW! IS! Jericho! AJ!!!
Last week, the Champ was Tombstoned, and Plan B ran down to try and cash in. Ambrose stopped him, if you recall, and if you don’t, this video package with “Super Epic Music” that they are showing does a good job at reminding us.
The show starts proper with the music of Reigns hitting, and the future face of the Dubs walks down the sea of Canadians. We are informed that The Authority is not here tonight, as they are on vacation.
Unlike some people, Reigns comes down to the ring with a point. Trips claims he is in the Fatal Four Way because it’s best for business, but maybe he thinks that he can nuetralize John Cena (which he can), and maybe Trips thinks Kane can nuetralize Reigns (but he can’t), leaving Orton to take the title (but he won’t). He knows he’s a wanted man, but he’s also got a hair trigger. There’s a Cena Sucks chant??? Reigns says when he’s in the ring, ya damn right Cena sucks. He says that everyone is irrelevant. He’s no pawn, he’s the next WWE World Heavyweight Champ, beleive that. Oh, but Kane doesn’t agree. Here comes the big red dude. Reigns wants to know if Kane is standing in for The Authority tonight? He calls Kane Triple H’s lap dog…no, wait, it’s more like he’s Randy Orton’s bitch.
Reigns opts to head out of the ring and attack. They brawl around the ring until Kane sends Reigns back in the ring. Reigns shoulders him off the apron then heads out and hits a right, then a clothesline over the barricade. Reigns follows up with a headbutt, sending Kane into some production stuff. Kane tries to reverse, sending Reigns head first into Random Black Box 4. Kane sends Reigns back over the barricade then headfirst into the steel post. Kane sends Reigns in the ring then attacks the back. A flurry of refs head down to separate the boys. Kane isn’t havin that bullshit, and chokeslams a ref. hahahaha. Reigns is up and goes for a right, but Finley and Jamie Noble head out to stop Reigns while the IRS man and Malenko hold back Kane. Reigns feigns understanding, then punches Noble and SPEARS Finley!!! hahahaha. IRS and Malenko hop on the apron, so Reigns hits a Superman punch! Well that was fun.
Reigns carries himself well, but a stumble or two was very noticeable during the promo.
Bret Hart is here tonight, guys.
We return with Los Wyatts in flashing their way into the ring. They’re in action against The Usos.
Harper and Jey to start. They exchange right hands a bit before hitting the ropes. Harper misses an elbow, another, and Jey hits a crossbody. Jey is up and hits a kick to the gut, sending Harper to the outside. Tag to Jimmy. Rowan heads in, and both Usos send him to the outside. The Usos stand tall in the middle of the ring. Harper back in and sends Jimmy to the corner.Harper with a right hand. Another. Harper sends Jimmy into the corner, but Jimmy stops it midway, ducks a right, and hits one of his own. Harper fires back with a harder right, sending Jimmy to the mat. Harper drops a knee into the face and holds the ropes a bit before tagging in Rowan. Rowan pulls back on the torso of Jimmy, using the ropes. Hard right hand to the Usos. LETS GO WYATTS/LETS GO USOS dueling chants as Rowan squeezes the head of Jimmy. Rowan tries for a leg drop, but lands on his ass. Jimmy tags in Jey. Jey hits a kick, a clothesline, another, and Rowan won’t go down. Hard kick to Rowan, sending him to the mat finally. Pin for 1…2.NO! Jey with a whip attempt, but Rowan sends Jey into the corner then hits a hard clothesline. Pin for 1…2.NO! Tag to Harper. Harper pushes on Jey’s chest then pulls his face back via the nose. Harper tags in Rowan. Rowan with a Pumphandle toss then Rowan hits a big splash in the center of the ring. Pin for 1…2..NO!
Back after a break, and Rowan is pushing the fists into the temples of one of The Usos. Jey gets sent into the corner, and Rowan tags in Harper. Harper tosses Rowan into Jey’s area, but Jey moves and sends Rowan over the top rope! Harper tries to attack, but he’s next! Jey scurries over to tag, but Harper comes in. He misses an elbow drop, and Jey gets the tag. Jimmy in with a cross body and a clothesline! Quick hit to Rowan! Samoan Drop to Harper! Harper seated in the corner! Jimmy goes for a buttsplash, but Harper moves! Jimmy hops up! Corckscrew MOonsault!! Pin for 1…2..NO! Rowan breaks up the pin! Rowan to the outside! Jey with a crossbody over the top rope onto Rowan!! In the ring, Harper with a big boot! Pin for 1…2..NO!!! Harper sees Jey outside! He wants to Suicide Dive, but Jimmy hits a right hand, stopping the flight! Superkick from Jey!! Pin for 1…2..NO! Damn near hit the 3!! Jimmy goes for a crossbody off the top rope, but Jey is tossed into the corner, knocking Jey down! POWERBOMB from Harper! Pin for 1…2..No!!! OOOOOOHHH!! Both Usos are in! Double kick to Harper! He flies off the apron!
The Usos want a Suicide Dive! They hit the ropes! Rowan pulls the leg of one of them! Harper with a Clothesline From Hell! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: The Wyatt Family
There were minor miscommunications, but this was still a damned good match with some crazy beleivable nearfalls.
RATING: ***
After the match, one of The Usos argues with the ref that the legal man wasn’t pinned. Interesting…
Backstage, Orton is talking some sense into Kane. He wants Kane to know that if Reigns had done one more thing to Kane, Orton would have ran out there “lickety-split.” haha. Orton says he knows that kane has his back. Kane says one way or the other, the title will come back to The Authority. In comes Rollins, he tells Kane and Orton that whether it’s Kane or Orton who wins at Battleground, he promises he’ll think twice before cashing in. He rolls away. Orton tells Kane that he’s really starting to hate that kid. Kane says not nearly as much as he is starting to hate Orton.
Total Divas is up for a Teen Choice Award. So was Justin Bieber, One Direction, and Twilight so…they’re in good company.
We are back. Per The Authority, the following match will have both Divas involved have one hand tied behind their backs. The ref ties the left arm of Nikki behind then Alicia gets all weird with it and wastes time. She pulls the rope away from the ref then opts to just attack Nikki with a kick. Another kick. She tosses the rope and gets another kick in. Canadians are chanting SORRY. That’s so nice of them to apologize for this.
Ok, they’re chanting boring… -_-
Fox sends Nikki to the outside and slams her head into the barricade. Fox sends Nikki back in the ring. Nikki gets a slap in! Alicia isn’t a fan, and sends a knee into Nikki. Alicia seems angry. She rolls out of the ring, rolls back in, hits the back of Nikki, then goes to grab some Red Bull. She loses one of the cans then does the worst imitation of Stone Cold possible by slamming some Red Bull together and pouring it over Nikki. The ref unlocks the arm of Nikki as we quickly move onto something else…anything else.
AJ, how did you like that segment?
Same.
We’re back with Rusev in the ring, swingin a flag. Lana shows us her Putin and is cut off by RVD’s music.
Both men get ready like they’re in Bloodsport. RVD goes for a kick then runs and gets tossed over the apron. RVD flies over the apron and hits a DDT. Pin for 1…2.NO! Rusev sends RVD down to the man then hits him right in the back with a clothesline. Rusev lifts side ways and hits some knees then hits a hard fallaway slam. Rusev with achin lock from behind, and the crowd thinks it’s high time for the National Anthem. In case you were wondering what Zeb Colter thinks about Rusev, we get a mid-match promo of Colter requesting a match from Rusev for Swagger. I don’t think Rusev saw it, considering he’s in a match at the particular moment.
Back in the ring, Rusev is attacking the back with some right kicks. Another kick to the head. Rusev gets RVD in the corner and attacks with kicks. A front face lock to RVD. Rusev holds tight, burt RVD gets out of it with some rights and a kick. RVD flies…right into a hold. RVD with some knees. A rollup gets 2!!! RVD with a kick to the chest of Rusev, but Rusev grabs the leg and sends RVD away. High kick from RVD. Rusev runs…into a dropkick. RVD up top! He flies with a thurst kick to the chin of Rusev!
Rolling Thunder is..missed! RVD side steps! RUSEV WITH A SUPERKICK! Lana wants some CRUSH! Rusev stomps the back then locks in The Accolade. RVD taps!
Official Result: Rusev
Nice win there for the big guy.
RATING: **
Backstage, Randy Orton walks…wonders if he forgot to turn off the stove…then walks some more.
Did you guys miss Roman Reigns saying the word “Bitch?!” Well we got it again!!!
He hears voices in his head!
Rowdy Roddy Ambrose has his left arm wrapped up.
Ambrose points at his mouth, I think he’s hungry. Ambrose and Orton lock up. Orton sends him into the corner. Ambrose reverses and they break. Orton rolls to the outside. Orton calls Ambrose crazy. Orton back in with a go behind. Ambrose grabs the left arm and pulls it back. Knee to the back for some fun. Orton stands, hits a kick, then locks the arm. Ambrose is done with the technical shit and mauls Orton then rubs his face in the mat. Ambrose with a shoulder in the corner. He presses the elbow in Orton’s face then scrapes it. Short clothesline. Ambrose tries for a knee, but Orton moves and Ambrose hits the turnbuckle face-first. Orton attacks in the corner. He mounts for some punches and gets to five. He stops for no apparent reason. Ambrose shows him how it’s done and gets some fast punches of his own. Ambrose drags Orton’s face across the top rope then hits a dropkick! Nice. Ambrose grabs the legs and stomps on the midsection. Ambrose locks the legs and tries to pull on Orton’s head. Orton hits a quick clothesline! He sends Ambrose into the corner then hits an uppercut. Orton stomps Ambrose in the corner. orton pauses to taunt and get his Finisher meter up. Ambrose is up and he attacks like a mad man, sending Orton to the outside!
I missed roughly 1 minute and 32 seconds, the time it took to find the coldest Mountain Dew. There is an exchange of punches that Ambrose wins with a clothesline. Another. Ambrose is sent into the ropes, but he comes back with a cross body block sending Orton to the mat. He stomps Orton in the corner. Ambrose with a whip, reversed. Orton goes for a backbreaker, but Ambrose pops out of it! Ambrose with a Figure Four Leg Lock!!! Orton is able to reach the ropes. Ambrose waits till four to break it. Ambrose is standing. Orton is holding the leg. Ambrose goes up top. He waits for Orton to turn. He flies and….completely misses anything. Orton turns and sends Ambrose to the mat. Was that supposed to be an RKO? Anywho, Orton counters with a Magikarp Splash. Orton gloats again then looks back at Ambrose. Orton with an uppercut, sending Ambrose to the ropes. Ambrose flies back with a clothesline. Ambrose goes for his finisher, but Orton pushes him. Ambrose holds the ropes and Orton flies over to the mat outside. Ambrose follows and sends Orton backfirst into the barricade. Ambrose grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring. He’s going for another. Another! ANOTHA! Chairs fer Dayz!!
Ambrose grabs Orton and sends him into the ring. Ambrose with a chair, but Orton rolls out of the ring. Ambrose follows! Orton is able to kick and sends Ambrose shoulder first into the ringpost. Orton sets up the DDT but uses the barricade for assistance. The ref starts the count as Ambrose stirs. He’s up, and enters the ring at 9. Orton stomps the arm then sends Amborse back onto the apron. He wants the DDT again, but Ambrose rolls Orton up! 1….2..NO!!!
Orton looks for the RKO, but Ambrose with a backslide pin for 1…2..NO!! Orton pushes Ambrose into the ropes, Ambrose uses the push and flies back…into an RKO! Pin for 1…2..3!!!
Official Result: Randy Orton
A few minor mistakes stopped this match from being as good as it could be, but it doesn’t take too much away. It was fun.
RATING: ***
Renee Young is in the backstage area with the champ, John Cena. She brings up the match with Rollins. He tells Renee that he is the biggest Target in the WWE. He has a briefcase, a match where he doesn’t have to lose to lose. He must “keep my head on a swivel.” The titles are symbols of handling business, and hate it or love it, he handles business.
Reigns is here! He wishes Cena luck in his match tonight. Cena says Reigns had some strong words out there tonight; he doesn’t need luck, holmes. Reigns says he’s gonna need a whole lotta luck come Battleground…holmes. buahahaha.
Lockup, and Del Rio hits a shoulder block. Ziggler misses a dropkick but hits an elbow drop. Del Rio heads to the outside. Ziggler goes for a baseball slide, but Del Rio lifts the apron, trapping Ziggler. Kick to the side of the head. Del Rio rolls Ziggler in the middle of the ring and pins for 1..2.NO! Some hard right hands and Del Rio pins again. Fandango is on commentary, b the way. Del Rio with some kicks. Ziggler goes for a dropkick, but Del RIo moves. We get both men hitting the ropes. It looks like a double crossbody but Ziggler gets the best of it and sends Del Rio to the mat. Del Rio and ZIggler in the corner. Del Rio gets him trapped. Del Rio wants a suplex! Ziggler is facing oppositely. Del Rio still hits it! Ouch! Pin for 1…2..NO! Ziggler looks for a DDT. Del RIo reverses. Looks for the Cross Armbreaker! Ziggler gets out of that! DDT! Pin for 1…2..NO! Fandango is all kinds of sleazy. Ziggler gets out of a tilt a whirl and hits a dropkick and a pin for 1…2..NO!
Cole tells Fandango to sit on it….
Ziggler lifts Del Rio, but Del Rio with Divorce Court! He goes for an Enziguri in the corner! Ziggler ducks! FAMEASSER!!! Pin for 1….2..NO!!!! Ringside, Fandango’s music hits and he stands atop the announcer’s table. He dances and fans himself with the hat.
WE MISS the end of the match due to the focus on Fandango, but it was presumably a kick to the head. Pin for 1…2…3!
Official Result:
Pretty sweet match, even if a bit short.
RATING: **1/2
Replay confirms it’s a superkick to the face that ended the match. Poor Kofi Ziggler. Del Rio wins a match with Sheamus for his US Title and walks to the back so that we can dance with Fandango again.
Backstage, Stardust is blowing stars…
He wants to know what’s our sign. He tells Goldust that they’re gonna require something bizarre. Goldust comes into the scene and says there is no one more bizarre than them. Where they’re going, they don’t need roads. He says it’s written in the stars. Cody says time isn’t linear, ticks a bit, then turns around to watch his brother suck in air. They will never forget the names. Oh Cody…I want to hate this.
Backstage, Fandango is feelin hisself. Layla comes out and asks if Fandango is jealous. Fanny says he only has eyes for her. Dolph embarrassed him last week, and that was an insult to Layla and their love. Layla doesn’t know what she would do if he still cared for Summer. Fandango says their dance is so beautiful, no one will ever cut in. Fanny then stares off in the distance where Summer Rae is standing and winking.
Jerry Lawler is in the middle of the ring. He thanks everyone for saving his life the last time he was there. He says it was supposed to be a special night the night he had his heart attack, but tonight it’s his honor to bring out a true Canadian legend. Here comes Bret Hart…
Sandow?
Nope, not Sandow.
Bret thanks the crowd. He just wants to say that no matter what happened here in the past, it’s always great and an honor to be back in Montreal. He speaks from the heart when he says if he could just have one more match, it would be right here in Montreal. He’s gettin goosebumps just now. The camera tries to find them underneath his arm hair. He’s getting that rush, that chill. He gets cut off…by his own music.
THERE HE IS!! hahaha. Sandow is out in a Bret Hart gear and a really bad wig. He says he’s the real Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be; Bret “The Hitman” Sandhart. He’s reminded of a regret that he has in his career, and he’s not talking about the fact that he tapped out to his own submission hold to his idol HBK in this very building, or the fact that he was so embarrassed, he pretended it was an elaborate screwjob that we all bought into. His one regret is that throughout his whole career, he was proud to be from a third world country like Canada. Come to think of it, he has one more regret – that he never stood in the same ring as Damien Sandow. Sandow says he knows talking was never Hart’s strong suit, then Bret hits a hard right hand! hahaha. He says, “no, punching was.”
The music of Sheamus hits. He heads down, fist bumps Bret, then says sup. We get him vs Sandow next. I think they truly undercut the awe that comes with Bret Hart in a WWE ring in 2014…
The match is already in progress. Did Sandow get a haircut? I think he did. He’s in the middle of the ring with a cravat from behind. Shaeus with some right hands while King plays IWC questionnaire, trying to justify his mocking of others. Sandow goes for a fist drop, and hits it. Sandow tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Sheamus grabs the beard. Sandow with a kick, but Sheamus grabs the leg and sends him down. Sandow is on the apron. He goes for a right, but Sheamus blocks and turns him around. Sheamus with the beatdown on the chest.
Sheamus is calling for the Brogue. He hits it! Pin for 1…2..3!!
Official Result: Sheamus
Considering we missed a bulk of the beginning, this falls in the below average rating.
RATING: *
Backstage, the current winner in The Wrestling 5&1 Versus Renee Young wants to interview The Miz. But he has a letter from the fan. Dear Miz, you are Awwwwweeeessssoooooommmmmeeee. The letter writer says a part of her died inside. Please put Jericho in his place, signed your biggest fan, Johnny Russo. Jericho almost damaged this face. Think about what the fans would lose. Think about little Johnny Russo. Little Johnny –> Little Jimmy –> R-Truth —> Awesome Truth!!!! CONSPIRACY!!!
Lockup to start. Jericho sends Miz to the ropes. Miz with a shoulder block. He stomps Jericho up a bit. Jericho stands and hits a couple of chops. Jericho with a whip, misses a clothesline and goes for a right to the face but Miz covers and backs up. Jericho with a clothesline, sending Miz to the outside. Miz hops on the apron. Jericho hits the corner and springboards into a dropkick Jericho wants to send Miz into the ringpost, but Miz stops it, careful to protect the face. Miz gets sent back in the ring. Jericho with a bulldog! Miz covers the face. Jericho wants the lionsault, but Miz pushes Jericho to the outside! Jericho back in. Miz kicks. Pin for 1…2..NO! Miz with a cravat from behind. Jericho stands and elbows his way out of the hold. Hard chop. Jericho with a couple of shoulder blocks. Miz sends Jericho over the ropes, but Jericho stands and runs up the turnbuckle. Axehandle to Miz. Jericho shoots the legs. He wants the Walls. Miz turns out of it and hits a boot to the face of Jericho. Pin for 1…2..NO! Miz runs into the corner, stops, and turns into an Enziguri. Pin for 1…2..NO! Jericho doesn’t pick up the win, but gets a kick in. Chop in the corner from Jericho. After a failed pin attempt, Miz goes for a kick, but Jericho rolls him up. 1…2..NO! Miz quickly locks in the Figure Four right in the middle of the ring. Jericho reaches the ropes. Miz stomps the legs of Jericho for a bit.
Jericho with a right to the face then he grabs the legs. Jericho locks in The Walls of Jericho! The Miz taps!
Official Result: Chris Jericho
Both guys looked good on their return. Not surprising.
RATING: **
The lights go out while Jericho is celebrating. They come back on, and Wyatt is in the rocking chair on the ramp.
We’re waiting, Chris. We’re all waiting for you to come save us. I was wondering to myself, Chris, how is it that you plan on saving an entire Universe when you can’t even save yourself. Do you think it will be your words that will protect you from me? Because right there in that very ring, I proved that actions speak much louder than words. Actions speak eternities to generations with no tongue. You can go on and say whatever it is you need to say, Chris, but know that I will hold your every word against you, and I will never ….EEEEEEVER let you forget, because these people – look at these people. These people that you used to call Jericholics, they sing to a different tune because they know that unlike Jericho, I inspi—-
Jericho cuts him off. WYATT, would you pleeeease! SHUT! THE HELL! UP!!! Quiet, Wyatt! hahahahaha. Jericho says he’s right, actions speak louder than words, and right now his actions are this – he’s going to come down that ramp, knock Wyatt out of his rocking chair, and beats his ass.
The lights go out then back on and….Harper and Rowan are now standing aside Wyatt.
#quietwyatt
Hi, boo!
Paige comes down to the ring, and doesn’t seem too upset. Like, seriously, not at all…Well, she’s teaming with AJ Lee. Justin Roberts wants to announce AJ, but Paige takes the mic and opts to do so herself. She does pretty well, and apparently, Cole explains that Paige and AJ are sharing a “mutual respect.”
Paige and Naomi to start. Naomi with a couple of snapmares. She misses some knees but pins anyway for 1…2.NO! Naomi reaches for a tag to Cameron, but Cameron is yawning. Paige goes for a rollup and gets a 1. Naomi tries to roll up, but Paige hits a dropkick and a pin for 1…NO! Tag to AJ.
She skips so wonderfully. Ducks a clothesline, spins and kicks. The best hurricanrana ever is followed by a heel kick and a pin for 1…2..NO! AJ with a front faced headlock, and Paige cheers her on. AJ hops up with a legs scissors. Naomi reaches for a tag, but Cameron is lip glossin. Naomi backs up into the corner with Paige. Paige with a blond tag. We get a double clothesline in the middle of the ring.
Cameron finally opts to tag, but Paige hits the Paige Turner and a pin for 1…2….3!!
Official Result: Paige and AJ Lee
RATING: *****
In the middle of the ring, Cameron and Naomi are arguing. Cameron gets her finger and pokes Naomi in the forehead a few times, then they start a shoving match. The heat is on, and Naomi with some hard rights.
WOOOORRRLLLLDSTAAARRRR!!!
Naomi hops over the ref and mounts Cameron. There’s a bunch of hair and punching. hahaha. “FUNK IS ON A ROLL!” Muahahahaha. Cameron fixes her hair a bit and heads up the ramp.
Back to the show, and we get to see the win we didn’t get to see when winning wasn’t shown. So…still don’t need to get the app.
Heyman is here with Cesaro. They stand in the middle of the ring. He introduces himself. Cesaro cuts him off and says that he cannot talk to these people in English – they’re French Canadians, but they don’t even speak french – they speak Québécois, and that’s a language for suckers.
Kingston starts the match with a dropkick, sending cesaro to the outside. Baseball slide from Kofi, followed by Kofi sending Cesaro headfirst into the apron. Kofi rolls Cesaro in. Kofi tries to springboard, but Cesaro grabs the ropes and sends Kofi flying down, ribs first. Axe handle to the back. Cesaro tries to attack, but Kofi flipsup top, attempts to roll him up twice, but can’t. Cesaro is able to gorilla press Kofi up then drop him gut first on a knee. Pin for 1…2.NO! Ouch!
Kofi with a surprise roll up! 1….2….3!!!
Official Result: Kofi Kingston
RATING: *
Cesaro goes to attack Kofi again, but out of nowhere, Big E runs down with his Super Mario cape and stops the fight. Apparently, Big E and Kingston are friends.
Backstage, Rollins heads into Cena’s locker room. He says they’re adults and can have a civil conversation. He says tonight is about who is the best, and when Rollins beats Cena, the greatest WWE Champ of all time, and proves that he is the best, maybe then he will cash in – or God forbid, Cena gets hurt out there. Regardless, John, his days are numbered. Maybe it will be Kane, or Orton. Cena says this is good, and in the most civilized way possible, he thinks Rollins is full of crap. He tells Seth he is good. He knows what The Authority sees in him, but all those days he was fighting, scrapping for every opportunity with The Shield and he’s not talking about his power ranger outfit. Rollins walks around now with a briefcase that guarantees a title, no the only guarantee Seth has is that tonight, he has a match WITH a champion. Cena channels his inner-Jack Sparrow before Seth says he’ll see Cena out there.
We’re back with 66% of Los Matadores. Last Friday, Bo attempted to inspire El Torito to be taller, only to get rammed in the ass. Bo showed some heel tendacies with a body slam to the little dude. I would have done the same. And, apparently, this match is El Torito vs Bo Dallas…
El Torito runs around Bo. Bo tells him to stop, then drops to his knees. EL Torito manipulates Bo into dropping his hands, then swats Bo with his tail…then slaps him. Bo misses a clothesline, and the bull dances. Bo slides to the outside, calls El Torito a bad bull. Bo is about to get back into the ring, but elows on of the MAtadores and hits the bull with an uppercut.
In the ring, he hits the bulldog and pins for 1…2…3!
Official Result: Bo Dallas
So the rumors are that they wanted to assure more heel tendancies with Bo, and of all ideas they have, they put him against El Torito…
RATING: NR
Bo Dallas does his victory lap, and hilariously knocks down El Torito mid-run. haha.
Hot crowd. Lockup into a side headlock. Whip to the ropes. Seth hops over Cena. Cena with another hop and a hip toss. Cena tkes Seth and sends him into the corner. Cena goes for a bulldog, but misses. Seth with a kick into a Zig Zag like manuever and a pin for 1…2..NO! Seth with a kick to the head, sending Cena to the ropes as we get a break.
Back to the show, and Cena lifts Seth with one arm then hits an electric chair like move. Seth tries to roll into a pin but only gets a 2. Rollins works the back with a few kicks, sending Cena into the corner. Seth with a right hand to the chest. Cena is up with a side slam. Both men down. Cena gets Seth up for the AA, but Seth drops down and hits a DDT. Pin for 1…2..NO! Seth talks shit in his raspy voice, saying he’s the best. Seth goes for a kick, but Cena drops him and looks to lock the leg, maybe the STF. Cena from the mat to the air, and back down with a seated powerbomb! Pin for 1…2…NO!! Cena goes to the top turnbuckle. Rollins with a kick to the head! Cena falls to the mat. Pin for 1…2…NO! Rollins goes for a fist on the mat, but Cena hits the ropes. Shoulder tackle. Shoulder tackle. Protobomb. Seth cannot see him. Five Knuckle Shuffle to the face of Seth! Seth is up! Cena sets up for the AA. Seth flips out of it! Drop Toe Hold into the STF! He locks it! Seth struggles to get to the ropes. He is about to grab it, so Cena pulls the leg and locks the hold in the center of the ring!
The music of Kane hits. Here he is. Cena stands yelling at him, like the wiley veteran he is. He wais for Kane to enter. Kane does, but Orton attacks from behind. Kane joins the beatdown.
Official Result: John Cena via DQ
RATING: **
I assume this is a DQ. Orton and Kane continue the beatdown until Roman Reigns comes out – from the back! He runs down the ramp and hits Kane with a Superman punch! In the ring, he hits Orton with a Superman punch, too! Rollins is here from behind! He hits Reigns with the briefcase! Reigns rolls to the outside! Rollins sees Cena! HITS HIM WITH THE BRIEFCASE!!! Rollins considers the cash-in. Rollins calls for a ref. The ref makes his way down. Seth hands over the briefcase, and here comes Ambrose!!! He attacks Rollins into the ring, back out of the ring, and up the ramp!
Cena is in the middle of the ring. Orton slithers in. Cena hops up. AA to Orton. Kane is in next. He grabs the neck of Cena. Roman enters and hits a Spear!! Cena and Reigns stand in the middle of the ring. Reigns grabs Cena’s hand and holds it into the air with a smirk. Cena acknowledges said smirk and stares at Reigns. We get Cena and Reigns staring at either side of the crowd for video packages in the future, then Cena holds up the hand of Reigns. The crowd is not nearly as vocal as I think the WWE wants them to be. Reigns holds up Cena’s hand again, and there are some boos.
End Show
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