411’s Deep South Wrestling Report 04.13.07

Deep South Wrestling Begins…NOW~!

-We get clips of the last episode.

-Rebecca is with Krissy Vaine. She makes High Impact vs. The Gymini for the titles and The Majors vs. Urban Assault for the #1 contender’s spot. The Majors arrive and have an equalizer, FREAKIN DEACON~!

-Brad Armstrong is on commentary.

#1 Contender’s Match: The Majors (Bret and Brian) w/Freakin Deacon vs. Urban Assault (Siaki and Perez) w/ G RILLA

They brawl to begin. The Majors in control, corner shots to Perez and double atomic drops and Siaki and Perez collide and fall to the floor. Urban Assault gets their wits and we have Perez and Brian to begin things off proper. Rights by Perez, off the ropes and Perez “blows out his knee” and screams in pain. Deacon and RILLA fight on the floor and Brian is a dumb baby face and falls for one of the classic heel tricks, and now Perez kicks his ass. Tag to Siaki as the ref tries to stop RILLA and Deacon from fighting. Brian takes a double ass kicking in the corner and then a dropkick from Siaki for 2. Front facelock by Siaki, Brian to his feet, rights to Siaki, off the ropes and eats a powerslam for 2. Tag to Perez and a big slam to Brian gets 2. Head butts by Perez and a cover for 2. Perez slams him in the corner with a bear hug, tags Siaki and they lays the boots to young Brian. Siaki works the front facelock now. Brian forces him backwards, rolls through and finally gets the tag. Slams and dropkicks for all. He tosses Perez to the floor and gets a spinebuster on Siaki for 2. Tag to Brian, off the ropes and a double shoulder block to Siaki, cover for 2. RILLA pulls Bret to the floor, Perez in and now Deacon and RILLA fight. Urban Assault continues the double team and the ref says fuck it and throws out the match

Winner: No Contest @ 7:25

Fine little match, nothing wrong with it. LAX-Lite beat them down well, the Majors sold well but the no contest took away from the whole point of things..

-We have the “TT” bar segment now. Krissy Vaine is pissed and makes the main event of G RILLA vs. Freakin Deacon and hopes they destroy each other. She leaves and DeMott is here for an interview. He doesn’t like the Gymini, but this is all about business. They pay him well, it is just business.

Vladimir Kozlov vs. Robert Anthony

He changed from Oleg to Vladimir because that was his SAMBO fighting name. Kozlov sings the Russian Anthem, tosses around Anthony, shows off some poor striking, chokes him, hits a flapjack and then the Chernobyl bomb finishes things off.

Winner: Vladimir Kozlov @ 2:00 via pin

Squash, but this guy is still bad.

-High Impact cuts a promo. They say DeMott is unpredictable, but they are looking to take back the DSW tag titles.

-The Gymini say they have DeMott there to protect them and the titles. They are the judges, jury and executioners of DSW.

DSW Tag Title Match: The Gymini © (Jake and Jesse) w/Angel Williams and Bill DeMott vs. High Impact (Mike Taylor and Tony Santorelli) w/ Tracy Taylor

Jake and Mike to begin. Lock up and to the corner they go. Clean break. Lock up again, to the ropes and they break clean again. Lock up, go behind by Jake. Mike escapes and gets a headlock takedown and an arm bar. Hammerlock now, Jake escapes, takes him down and covers for 2. Tag to Jesse, lock up and Mike works the arm. Tag to Santorelli, he grabs the arm and Jesse gets a takedown, front facelock and then Santorelli escapes. To the corner, the Gymini beat him down. Off the ropes and a takedown by Santorelli, works a headlock and now off the ropes and a shoulder block to Santorelli. Clubbing shots by Jesse, tag to Jake and they collectively beat him down. Jake misses an elbow drop, gets an arm drag and arm bar again. Tag to Mike, headlock takedown and right back to the arm. They are staying consistent, I will say that. Tag to Jesse, lays the boots to Mike now and then delivers rights that take him down, cover for 2. Rear chinlock by Jesse, pick shim up and Mike escapes a slam and takes the big man down. Jesse takes Mike to the floor and he hits the ring post and is down. Santorelli checks on him, and Jake to the floor now and rolls him back in. Elbow drops to Mike and a cover for 2. We head to a commercial @ 7:20.

Back from commercial @ 10:20 with Jake in control still. He works the rear chinlock, Mike elbows out and then takes a knee to the gut. Cover for 2. Jesse tags in, double suplex on Mike and a cover for 2. Jesse tags in and works a figure four headlock on Mike. He escapes, tries for a tag but Jesse pulls him back into a head scissors. He picks him up and clubs him right back down. Slam on Mike, elbow drop and another; cover for 2. Tag back to Jake, rights to Mike in the corner and he’s down again. They double team in the corner now, and then Jake with the front facelock. Mike pushes and crawls his way to the corner, but Jake drops him and nails Santorelli to stop the tag. Tag to Jesse and he lays the boots to Mike. He chokes him out now, and then back to the figure four headlock. Elbows by Jesse now, Mike fights back with rights. Jesse gets an arm bar takedown, tag to Jake and they work the arm more. Off the ropes and Santorelli in with a dropkick to Jake and he flies to the floor. Jake back in and catches Mike with the body scissors now. Mike slips out and FINALLY tags Santorelli! He cleans house on both Gymini and then gets a roll up for 2. Dropkick to Jesse, leaps off of him and a cross body to Jake! Kicks to both men now. Jake gets a Russian leg sweep and covers for 2. Mike in now and a sweet double team kick combo on Jake for 2. All 4 men in now and Angel and Tracy CAT FIGHT~! Mike to the floor to break that up, he is dumb. Jake small packages Santorelli for the win.

Winners: The Gymini @ 18:45 via pin

That was way too long. It was a fine formula tag match, the crowd liked it, but really, that was too long a match for Santorelli and Taylor.

-Teddy long is now on commentary.

G RILLA vs. The Freakin Deacon

They start brawling on the floor. This doesn’t bode well as far as a match goes. RILLA slams Freakin Deacon to the steel post. They continue to brawl as the bag lady watches on. In the ring and a big belly to belly by RILLA. Elbow drops by RILLA. A leg drop hits and RILLA celebrates. RILLA tries a slam, Freakin Deacon escapes and then gets the Deacon bomb and that is all.

Winner: The Freakin Deacon @ 1:51 via pin

-Freakin Deacon and the bag lady leave together as always.

That was bad even though it was very short.

-After the match Urban Assault and AFA beat down RILLA for his losing. He’s out of the mix.

THE 411: The Good: No Rodimer, DeMott’s explanation, AFA replacing G RILLA and lots of focus on the tag teams again. The Bad: Kozlov, Deacon, G RILLA Wrestling and the non-finish in the tag match. In the middle show, not the great of wrestling to be honest but the focus was good.