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411’s LIVE WWE Raw Report 4.27.15
* Welcome.

RAW!
IS!
BINGO!

Yes, folks. It is upon us yet again. Are you ready?

Let’s hope Triple H doesn’t go Mega Heel on us again and prevent literally ANYONE from winning!

Anyway, where’s my AJ?!

We are in the Great White North, and we’re starting with Orton. Cole claims “It all started last week,” but it didn’t guys. Don’t believe him.

Orton says “Payback” is quite fitting, since that’s what he’ll be getting on Seth Rollins. Last week, we took it upon ourselves to vote for a Triple Threat, which adds Reigns into the fold. Reigns is going to experience bitter disappointment, but that’s not Orton’s problem xs 3. At Payback, he’s walking out the new World Heavyweight Champion, and there’s not a damned thing tht Rollins or Reigns can do about it.

Oh?

Reigns begs to differ. He’s here all slick and wet. Reigns says it’s not going down like that. If anyone is getting payback on Rollins, it’s Reigns. The crowd chants for an RKO. Reigns says “they don’t fight for you.” Orton questions what Reigns thinks he’s going to do. Reigns says if Orton comes near him, he won’t be standing. Reigns then scoots closer. Orton says Reigns must have forgotten who he’s talking to. Orton says he’s a 12 time World Heavyweight Champion, he’s been in 12 consecutive Wrestlemanias. How many has Reigns been in? Three? How many times has he been the World Heavyweight Champion? 0. Reigns has some catching up to do, it appears. Reigns says last time he checked, Reigns beat Orton at Summerslam and Reigns is saying right no, he wants nothing more than to get his payback on Seth but doesn’t mind breaking Orton one more time and winning the belt.

So….A New Day comes out….

Woods on the mic, and he says that all of this negativity has got to stop. Considering the fact that they are the only champions out there right now, they feel that the burden falls on them to spread the power of positivity. Orton and Reigns are so negative, talking about who will beat Seth Rollins. Woods says “No one cares about your Montreal Boo-Hoo Job. Today is a New Day.

Kofi says both of them have squandered their opportunities away, but the past is the past. Don’t worry about prior failures, and everyone knows NEW DAY ROCKS. Big E on the mic, says don’t let it bother Reigns that he’s never won the big one, and Orton don’t let it tear him up inside that not only does Seth have his number, he has it on speed dial. Orton keeps getting knocked down over and over and over, but tonight he has an opportunity to change all of that and change it. He wants Orton to clap with The New Day. They get to clappin…

Reigns and Orton neglect to join in. Kofi and Big E then say that Orton and Reigns will be taking on The New Day – all three of them, which comes directly from the mouth of Kane.

If I say “New Day Sucks,” does that make me an innovator or a follower?

Match 1: Randy Orton and Roman Reigns vs The New Day
Kofi and Orton to start, with significantly less paint involved. Orton with a clothesline to Kofi while Cole questions the difficult question “Will Orton and Reigns get along?” Tag to Reigns who enters and hits a suplex to Kofi Kingston. He works the arm but Kofi hits a forearm and tags in Woods. Woods with a shave looks about 12 years old. He gets a side headlock, which is short lived after a shoulder tackle by Cena. Woods hits the ropes, and is hit with a Samoan Drop! Tag to Orton. Double underhook from Reigns, and Orton hits a kick to the gut. Suplex from Orton and a cover for 1. NO! Orton stomps the back. Again. Tag to Orton, who comes in and stomps the chest. He locks the legs and tags in Orton, who stomps the face. Orton comntinues to stomp the abs of Woods, then gives one to the left arm. Both men up, and Woods with right hands to the gut only for Orton to hit a boot. Kofi distracts Orton. Tag to Big E. Big E with a belly to belly slam. He drags Orton to the corner and tags in Kofi, who stomps Orton. Another stomp, then a cover for 1..2..NO! Orton powers out and grabs the ropes. Kofi drives a knee to the back of Orton then tags in Woods. Woods hangs Orton up with the ropes then covers for 1…2NO! Chinlock from behind on Orton. Orton stands and turns into it. He hits a right, another, headbutt. Uppercut! Orton hits the ropes, but Woods hits him with a dropkick! Pin for 1…2..NO!

We return after a match, and Kofi has Reigns struggling near the heel corner. Reigns tries to get out of a hold with an arm drag, and does, but is met with a dropkick. Pin for 1..2..NO! Kofi tags in Big E, who comes in with a right hand to the xiphoid process. Belly to Belly to Roman Reigns. He taunts Reigns to stand, then hits him with another Belly to Belly Suplex! Over the head! Wonderful. Pin for 1…2..NO! Tag to Woods who drops an elbow over the top rope and pins for 1..2..NO! Woods grabs Reigns by the hair, but Reigns is on his knees and tries to fight out. Woods drops him then pins for 1..2..NO! He locks Reigns up then tags in Kofi. Kofi with the front faced lock. Reigns tries to stand out, does, hits a right, but Kofi slams Reigns down hard. Tag to Woods, then a cravat. Reigns powers out! He hits a clothesline! Reaches for a tag! So does Woods. Tag to Orton. Tag to Kofi! Clothesline from Orton! Another! Orton runs in the corner, and Kofi hits a hard kick! Kofi goes up top! He flies! POWERSLAM from Orton! Pin for 1…2..NO!! Big E breaks it up! Superman Punch to Big E! Kick from WQoods to Reigns!!! Orton sends Big E to the outside! Rope-Assisted DDT from Orton! Orton calls for the RKO! He waits for Kofi to get up, hears the voices! Woods enters the ring! RKO TO WOODS!!! Kofi is slow to stand.

Reigns goes to spear Kofi, but he moves and Reigns hits Orton!!! SPEAR TO ORTON! Reigns is pulled to the outside of the ring! Pin from Kofi! 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: The New Day
Cliche isn’t always bad, but man this seems so lazy…
Rating: **

Kane is here, at the top of the stage, with a mic and a purple tie. He wants their attention. He says there’s no shame to lose to the WWE Tag Team Champions. Their evening, however, is not ending. Reigns and Orton have a growing dislike, and he wants to exploit that. So, tonight’s Main Event will be Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns. Apparently, it’s Best for Business.

Backstage, New Day is celebrating. haha. Great. Big E: “We did it, Kane! We told you we would!”

Kane continues walking, sees Rollins. Rollins calls him a spoiled, rotten kid who is trying to shape up before Christmas. The Authority is going to come back and punish Kane for what he did to Rollins. Kane says he was never really close with Santa, he usually sat in the chimney with a blowtorch, attempting to fry his chestnuts. Regardless, Kane made those matches because it’s what’s best for business, which brings him to Rollins. He doesn’t think he can allow Rollins to do nothing while his opponents are in action. Seth says that’s the only thing that Kane is Supposed to do. Kane says tonight, we’ll have a rematch from Smackdown. Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose – and just so that last week’s bullshit doesn’t go down again, J&J is banned from ringside. Seth mentions that Kane was the outside interference last week! Seth says there’s no point in this match, he has already beaten Dean Ambrose. Ambrose will only try to hurt him. Kane says if there’s a preference, maybe we can tie a hand behind Seth’s back, or maybe Seth can be tied to the ringpost.

Seth is about to retort, but Kane warns him that with one word, we can have a new main event.

-Commercial Break-

Renee Young is in the middle of the ring, and she introduces Ryback, who comes to the ring in his “I’m going to the gym, I swear” gear. Ryback says that Montreal sounds hungry. Presumably, they just ate because they’re not that responsive. Young brings up Wyatt’s attacks and wonders why Bray is attacking Ryback. Ryback says he doesn’t know why Bray did what he did, but he made a stupid mistake. Ryback says all his life he’s had to face fear. BORING chant. Ryback says he loves them. This changes to a FEED ME MORE chant. Oh, you fickle crowd. Ryback brings up his injuries, specifically his ankle injury where top doctors told him he would never wrestle. Bray, Ryback has had to face fear his entire life. He takes negativity and fear, and he eats it. He turns it into positives. He wakes up every day thankful and hungry to succeed, to be his best, to help others, and to be a hero for every kid in the audience and watching at home. Hungry to set foot in this ring every night to say FEED ME MORE! The desparate attempt to save the crowd works for a second.

Ryback says this is what he does, being his best, and coming out every week screaming FEED ME MORE. Bray Wyatt has his attention. Bray doesn’t scare him, in fact he only woke Ryback up and he’s starving. Talking time is done, it’s feeding time.

Video of Bray gets a pop. He’s humming. He says this inhuman world makes human a monster. Ryback paints himself as an untouchable force, but he can see beneath the surface. Ryback is nothing more than a scared little boy, afraid people will see through his persona. It is the fear that molds us all. We fear the unknown, and it causes us to pledge to these higher powers. They can’t save Ryback. Everything Ryback loves is all going to fade away, and in time so will Ryback. RUN.

Well then…

Let’s hope for something a bit more entertaining.

Nevermind…

Match 2: The Ascension vs Tyson Kidd and Cesaro
Victor to start with Kidd, who sends Kidd right into a clothesline from Conor. Pin for 1…NO! Cover from Conor after a tag for 1. They choke him up in the corner and tag in Victor. Victor with a body slam and a pin for 1…NO! Chinlock from behind until Victor hits Kidd with an axe handle. Tag to Conor while Cole and Booker talk about hockey. Conor with a body slam and a tag for 1…2..NO! Tag to Victor, who flies off the top with a leg lariat and a pin for 1..2..NO! Cesaro breaks the pin up. Tag to Conor, who hits a one-armed body slam. He goes for an elbow, but Kidd rolls out of the way. Kidd tries for a tag, but Victor is in quickly and stops him. Shortl ived as Kidd hits a tag. Back body drop to Victor. Clothesline to Conor on the outside. Cesaro with an uppercut in the corner. Whip to the opposite corner and hits an uppercut. Again! Again! Damn…Cesaro does this like 10 times! hahaha. Fuckin beautiful. Short clothesline from Cesaro. Cover for 1….2…NO!! What a way to wake up the crowd!

Dead lift and a toss from Cesaro! He calls for the spin! Conor in the ring, Cesaro ducks an attack and sends Conor to the outside! Victor takes advantage, hits Cesaro hard! Kidd with a flip oveer the rope to the outside!! Cesaro with a spinebuster, slamming Victor down! He holds the legs! Tag to Kidd! Cesaro with the Big Swing!!! DROPKICK from Kidd! Pin for 1…2…3!!!

Official Result: Tyson Kidd and Cesaro
Kidd and Cesaro were total faces here, and I can’t say I’m sad about it. Cesaro woke the crowd – and myself for that matter – the fuck up.
Rating: **

Backstage, Renee Young wants Seth’s reaction about his match tonight. Seth says there’s no point, and also…Kane is a moron.

Haha.

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Before the match with Ambrose and Seth can begin, Kane comes out and says that he has taken Seth’s sentiments to heart. Per Seth’s complaint of there being “no point” to tonight’s match, Kane says that if Ambrose wins tonight, he will be added to the main event of Payback. Seth says 78% of the audience voted for a Triple Threat Match. Ambrose takes the mic from Seth’s hands. Ambrose thinks it’s a great idea. He wants to know if anyone has an issue with it. Seth grabs the mic, says everyone thinks this is funny. He doesn’t need to listen to anyone, because Canada doesn’t matter. He is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Kane says he is over ruling him and.

Match 3: Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose
Ambrose with a quick rollup for 1..2..NO! Ambrose with right hands. Chops to Seth! Again! Whip to the ropes and he goes for a right, but Seth holds the ropes then heads to the outside! Ambrose follows and attacks Seth from behind. Chop to Seth! Kick to Ambrose! Right hand near the commentary team. Seth sends Ambrose in the ring, but he swings out and hits a clothesline to Seth! Ambrose sends Seth into the ring, then follows. He grabs the fingers and bends them back then kicks Seth in the back of the head. Ambrose with a whip to the ropes. He hits an elbow to Seth then drops an elbow to the chest. Cover for 1. NO! Ambrose rolls Seth on his stomach then locks the legs. He pulls back on the face of Seth. Ambrose with a suplex in the middle of the ring. Cover for 1. Seth hits Ambrose with an elbow, sending him into the corner. Kicks in the corner. Seth sends Ambrose in the corner head first then stomps a few times. Snapmare into a kick to the back. Ambrose in the corner. Seth with right hands from on high. He hits about 10 before Ambrose grabs him and sends him into the corner. Ambrose hops up top and hits his own right hands. Hard whip sends Rollins flipping into the corner, then right back out into a hard right. Pin for 1…2…NO! Ambrose works the arm, but Seth hits a right. Whip to the ropes and Seth follows it up with a knee. Body slam in the middle of the ring followed by a running knee drop to Ambrose’s head. Pin for 1..NO! Cravat from behind by Seth. Ambrose stands out of the hold but Seth just slams him down. Seth with a short clothesline. Cravat from behind. He turns it into a chinlock. Ambrose trurns into it, but Seth gives him a kick then whips. Ambrose with a kick to the face. Rollins runs, and Ambrose sends Rollins flying over the top rope!

Back after a break, and Seth is squeezing the head of Ambrose on the mat. He’s got an arm locked with the leg and torquing the head until Ambrose turns into it and hits a leg-assisted arm drag. Seth turns and pulls Ambrose headfirst into the lower turnbuckle! Seth on the apron. Springboard nothing as he lands on his feet. Ambrose goes up top. Rollins tries to attack, but Dean with a tornado DDT! Both men up. Right hands and chops from Ambrose. He spins his right, then slaps with the left. Chest check, and another. Ambrose runs to the corner, hops up and off then hits a running bulldog from Ambrose. Ambrose goes to the top rope, flies off. Seth rolls to the outside, though! Ambrose with a Suicide Dive!! He sends Seth into the barricade! This gets a completely unwarranted HOLY SHIT chance.

Back in the ring, Ambrose misses a clothesline, Seth misses a kick. Ambrose with a reverse spinebuster to Rollins! Ambrose stands up, and he’s actin all weird while the crowd calls it awesome. Ambrose with the double underhook, but Seth turns it around and goes for his own finisher, only for Ambrose to flip him over. Seth goes for a splash, but Ambrose moves. Ambrose up top. He flies off with an elbow drop! Pin for 1…2..NO! Ambrose up first. Seth on the apron. Ambrose goes to grab, but Seth chokes up him! He hits a right then a springboard kick to the face! Pin for 1…2…NO!! Seth is up first this time, yelling at Ambrose to stay down. He starts pushing Ambrose around in the face. Ambrose with a right from the kneed positon. Seth is all ‘Hell nah you di’int” and hits a superkick! Pin for 1…2…NO! Ambrose struggles to stand, so Seth helps and grabs him, then sets up for a powerbomb. Ambrose hops off. They battle it out with right hands! Rollins with a kick to the midsection, but Ambrose hits a knee near the ropes! He hits the opposite side! CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Both men tumble to the outside!! Ambrose grabs Seth and goes to send him in the ring, but Rollins reverses and sends Ambrose, only for Ambrose to spin back out, and run into a clothesline!!! Ambrose sets up for a powerbomb on the outside!! HE HITS IT AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!!!Rollins rolls back in the ring! The ref is to 2….3……4…..5…..6…..7….8….9…NO!!!! Rollins is celebrating, but Ambrose is in the ring by 10!! Rollins notices and stomps Ambrose in the corner over and over and over. Ambrose is up after the ref stops him. Rollins with a splash in the corner, but Ambrose follows and hits Rollins with a right!!! Ambrose bounces off the ropes and hits Rollins hard, flipping Rollins all the way over!! He’s looking for Dirty Deeds! J&J Security are here!!! They go for the distraction, but Ambrose sends one off the apron!!

Rollins tries to attack from behind, but Ambrose with the roll up! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: Dean Ambrose
Great match with a great result.
Rating: ****

Back to RAW, and Seth is super pissed. He’s backstage yelling at Kane, while J&J hold him back. Kane says that it was the Universe that changed the match into a Triple Threat, and it was Seth who turned it into a Fatal Fourway. Maybe Kane will add another person, 6? 7? How about 9 participants. Kane tells Seth he knows that he’s upset, but this is all about making Seth better. Seth laughs this off. Kane says overcoming adversity will help Seth to become the champ we all want him to be. There’s no reason to worry, Kane has a plan. Seth laughs that off, too.

Backstage, Byron Saxton is with Lana!!

He wants to know how it feels to be receiving a positive reaction from the WWE crowd. She claims she doesn’t know why Byron is talking about. Fandango is here. He says you must let this flow, because the ecstacy of the WWE Universe accepting you is euphoric. Rusev steps in and wants to know why Fandingbat is hollerin at his Russian Booty. He gets his woman proper, and hands her the bread and knife.

Match 4: Rusev vs Fandango
Rusev starts with a kick, then a few more in the corner. Stomps to Fandango. Kick to Fandango’s chest. WE WANT LANA chant causes Lana to smile, but not Rusev. He sends Fandango in the corner and goes for a splash, but Fanny moves. Rusev with a knee to the midsection, then sends Fandango to the outside. Fandango sees Lana. He puts his hands in the air and does the Fandano dance…Lana smiles. SHE JOINS IN!! This gets a MAJOR POP! haha. Rusev runs over and clotheslines Fandango down hard. Rusev yells at Lana and sends her to the back! She pouts her way up the ramp. From behind, Fandango attacks Rusev. Rusev tries to attack, but fandango dodges and sends Rusev into the ringpost! Again! He sends Rusev into the ring! He hits a dropkick Another! He sends Rusev into the corner.

But Rusev shoves Fandango off hard! Stomp to the back! Another The Accolade is locked in! Fandango taps!
Official Result: Rusev
So Lana’s goin face…how do ya fee?
Rating: 1/2*

Cole brings up ESPN’s special, WWE: Behind the Curtain which ties into Tough Enough but who really cares about that when you have this:

Stardust comes out with a bag of his dust…Golden Showers for everyone! He talks about filling voids and the like in a promo before the match.

Match 5: Stardust vs R-Truth
Truth with a rollup but doesn’t get a 1. Truth with a arm bar, then a whip, sending Cody into the ropes. Cody goes for his bag, but Truth stops him and hits the ropes. Shoulder tackle from Truth. Truth goes for a suplex, but Cody lands on his feet and hits a front suplex. Cody reaches for his bag again, but Truth stops him yet again. Truth looks over to the bag, confused. He reaches for it this time and Cody with a kick then a side-Russian Leg Sweep. Cody with a cartwheel then a snapmare into a kick to the chest. CODY chant. Cody with a right hand. Another. Truth with a right of his own, another. Truth hits the ropes, and we get a double crossbody in the middle of the ring! Stardust reaches for the bag, but Truth is up and drags him away. Both men up. Clothesline, spinning heel kick. Truth goes for a suplex, hits a front one, pin for 1…2..NO! Truth looks back over to the bag and goes towards it. He looks to open but Cody runs.

Truth kicks him, and opens the bag. It’s SPIDERS!! R-Truth flips out, and Cody rolls him up for the 1…2….3!!!
Official Result: Stardust
So….that happened.
Rating: *

Cena is here.

Yay.

Crowd ain’t havin Cena’s theme. Cena starts with “I Quit.” haha. Crowd gives him the OLE treatment. Cena says there are some folks here that actually wish he would quit. Oh so true. But we know him. He’s dealt with this for years and years and years. And Montreal knows no matter what the hostility – whether we’re a critic or an opponent, Cena never gives up. Cena says making him say I QUIT is much more difficult than him asking the crowd to stop singing. This match at Payback is brutal, is punishing, will test a man’s will.

Cena says the crowd is passionate and that’s the difference between he and Rusev, Cena is passionate. At Payback, he fights for everything he has stood for. He will not quit. He asks crowd members what their answer to this is. Cena says they fight for what the believe in. This city knows tradition and he is very proud. He says the crowd believes. Cena is proud of the title and proud to be known as the man who never gives up. The Champ is Here. I’ll give him credit, he totally won the crowd back.

Who answers?

Bret “The Hitman” Hart

Hart comes down and grabs a mic. He’s here for one reason; he’s here to introduce…a great wrestler,. Bret is interrupted by….HEATH SLATER! hahaha. Slater says he will not let HIS moment to become US Champion get stepped on again, especially here in Montreal, BAY BAY. First he gets RKO’d out of nowhere, then Rusev attacks him out of nowhere. He is sick and tired of getting attacked out of nowhere….

Bret hits Heath in the head with the mic. hahaha. Hart wants to introduce one of Canada’s own…SAMI ZAYN!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!! EL GENERICO IN THE BUILDING!!!

Match 6: John Cena vs Sami Zayn
We’re back midmatch, and Zayn sends John Cena to the outside. He looks to div to the outside, but Cena moves, allowing Zayn to just look super cool on his own with a flipp off the ropes. Cena heads back in the ring. They circle. Cena with a go behind and a protobomb. Cover for .1..2..NO! Cravat from behind. Cena with another back suplex and a pin for 1…2.NO! Cena is up quickly, but Zayn isn’t getting up. Ref is calling for the X. Doctors are here to check on Zayn. The shoulder is hurting apparently. We get a replay of the suplex and it doesn’t look too bad. Anyway, Zayn sells it as ok, as the doctor checks on him again. Zayn tells him he’s fine. Zayn stretches the arm out. He’s seemingly ok. Cena rushes, but Zayn dodges him. They feel each other out until Cena kicks and backs Zayn in the corner. The crowd hates him for it. Right hand from Cena. Cena hits the ropes, and Zayn explodes from the ground with a clothesline! Right hand from Zayn. Another. Uppercut, and another, right hands and one more. Whip to theropes, Cena ducks a clothesline. Shoudler tackle to Zayn. ANother. PROTOBOMB to Zayn. Five Knuckle Shuffle attempt from Cena, but Zayn turns it into a rollup!!! 1…2..NO!!! Cena gets Zayn up over his shoulders, but Zayn holds the ropes! Uppercut from Zayn! Crossbody from Zayn and a pin for 1…2..NO! Zayn sees Cena. He wants to fly. Zayn hits the ropes. He hits a front flip from the ring to the outside, directly on Cena!!! Zayn rolls Cena in the ring. Cena picks the ankle and locks in the STF!!! Zayn reaches for the ropes! He’s gettin there! He’s almost there! HE REACHES THE ROPES!!! Cena releases the hold. Zayn is slow to get up. Cena goes on the attack, but Zayn catches him and sends him down face first then locks in the KOJI CLUTCH. Cena rolls through, gets Zayn on his shoulders! Zayn rolls down and curls it into a bridge!! Pin for 1..2…NO!

Backstage, Rusev is watching with Lana. Zayn hits the ropes, but Cena knocks him down with a clothesline like nothing. Cena grabs the head of Zayn and sets up for the AA. Zayn lands on his tailbone, though! He hits the ropes! Double Crossbody!!! Cena is on the outside! Zayn dives through the middle ropes and hits a tornado DDT to the outside! Zayn rolls Cena in the ring. Cena with the AA!!! He covers! Pin for 1….2…NO!!! Cena with a whip! Zayn hops over. Sitout powerbomb! Pin for 1…2…NO!! Zayn picks up Cena and hits a few right hands, but Cena hits a kick then another right hand. Cena with another right. Zayn runs and tries to attack, but Cena hits the ropes. Springboard STUNNER! AA to Zayn! Pin for 1….2….3!!!

Official Result: John Cena
Minor miscommunications hurt this just a bit, but still a great moment.
Rating: ***

After the match, Cena watches Zayn scurry away a bit, and tells the ref to hold back. Cena extends his hand and shakes Zayns hand then holds it up in the middle of the ring.

I can complain about the obvious result, and the reality that Cena isn’t going to lose, but THIS is what the open challenge SHOULD be doing, and seeing the former El Generico on RAW…just awesome.

Backstage, Nikki and Brie are walking. In the background, The New Day is still celebrating. hahaha.

Backstage, Renee Young is waiting for Sami Zayn, but New Day is here wondering why she wants to talk to him when they’ve got the victorious New Day here. Kofi makes Big E repeat it a few times. Woods says the future is bright because New Day is shinin! Big E starts a NEW DAY ROCKS chant.

Cesaro and Kidd come to clear the air, mentioning that the crowd is saying they suck and the only reason why they won is because Reigns and Orton hate each other. Woods calls Kidd a “Catastrophe of a Canadian.” Big E says this negativity will not bring them down. Cesaro and Kidd start a NEW DAY SUCKS chant.

Speaking of sucking…

The Bellas make their entrance, and we’ll be getting a match with Nikki…

Or, we were, until two black clothed females come and attack The Bellas from behind! It’s Naomi with Braids and Tamina with…hair. Think Sindel, without the awkward hotness. Tamina with a Superkick to Nikki. Naomi hits an Enziguri to Brie.

Naomi says that the Bellas’ reign over the Divas division is over and claims “This is what family is about.” Cole makes the tie that Tamina is the cousin of Naomi’s husband, thereby making them “Family.” Because cousins by marriage > Sisters. Duh.

I’m all for a wrestler getting their time back in the ring, but Naomi was doing well enough on her own and I don’t see her adding anything of value.

The news of Wade becoming King is announced, and here comes The King himself! He has a crown, sceptor, and robe. He calls us filthy commoners. haha. He says what a week for the Royal Family; the birth of Princess Charlotte, and the birth of King Barrett. He will be ruling his kingdom with an Iron Fist, and will deal with any wrongdoers with a Bull Hammer. ALL HAIL KING BARRETT.

Match 7: King Barrett and Sheamus vs Neville and Dolph Ziggler
Barrett and Ziggler to start. Sheamus keeps trying to hit Ziggler, haha. This distracts Ziggler and Wade takes advantage. He sends Ziggler into the corner then hits a right. He sets Ziggler up on the ropes and hits some forearms to the back. Hard kick to the midsection and a cover for 1…2..NO! Neville talks some shit on the apron. Wade with a knee. Whip to Ziggler, who hits a kick and goes for a hard DDT. He hits it and covers for 1..2..NO! Sheamus looks to get in, so Neville heads in to prevent any foul play. Ziggler sends Wade to the outside.

Sheamus has Ziggler in a choke hold on the mat. Ziggler turns into it then hits some rights to break it. She hits the ropes and Sheamus hits an Irish Curse Backbreaker. Sheamus is sportin an ugly ass bruised eye. Sheamus yells some shit to Dolph then blocks a right hand. Sheamus slaps Ziggler around a bit. Ziggler with a Superkick!!! Both men down. Ziggler crawls towards the tag. Tag to Neville and Barrett!1 Neville hits the ropes, slides under. Hurrivcanrana to Wade, who heads to the outside! Neville doesn’t even pause! He hits the ropes and flips and twists to the outside, landing on his feet and taking out Wade! He sends Wade to the inside then hops off the ropes and hits a dropkick and a pin for 1..2…NO! Neville with a whip, which is reversed. Hehops up and lands his legs on the shoulders of Barrett, but Barrett lifts up and hits a hard kick .BULLHAMMER attempt, but Neville ducks and hits an Enziguri!!! German Suplex with a pin for 1…2..NO!! Sheamus enters the ring! Ziggler enters and sends Shemaus to the outside hard!! They fight outside, but Sheamus lifts and just sends Ziggler over into the timekeepers area! Neville with a kick in the corner to Wade!

Neville turns Wade on his back, hits a dropkick to Shemaus on the apron! SPRINGBOARD from Neville….RIGHT INTO A BULLHAMMER!!!
Official Result: Wade Barrett and Sheamus

Rating: **

Orton and Reigns make their entrance immediately after.

After a break, Kane escorts J&J and Rollins to the ring. Kane has no shirt on.

Jamie Noble grabs a mic and stands atop the annonuce table. He says he is the Guest Ring Announcer, Joey Mercury is the Special Guest Timekeeper, and Special Ringside Enforcer, Kane, and Seth is our Special Guest Commentator.

Match 8: Roman Reigns vs Randy Orton
Reigns and Orton talk about the ridiculousness going on ringside. Seth claims he trusts Kane on the outside while Reigns points towards Seth and the bullshit. Orton tires of it and goes for the RKO, but Reigns pushes him aside. Reigns with a kick. Orton wit a right hand. Orton with a kick. Reigns with akick. Rope work and Orton hits an elbow, knocking Reigns down. Reigns with a right hand and a kick. Uppercut sends Orton into the corner. Whip to Orton, but Orton comes flying out with a clothesline. Orton stares down Rollins. Orton stomps Reigns then grabs the head, but Reigns hits a Samoan Drop! Kick to Orton. Reigns stomping Orton then kicks him. Reigns sends Orton to the outside. Reigns follows and gets kicked for his troubles. Back suplex to Reigns onto the barricade. Reigns with right hands! Jamie Noble gets a bit too close and Reigns hits a right hand. This allows Orton to hit a clothesline. Kane drags Jamie Noble away from harm as Orton exits the ring to grab Reigns and send him into the barricade. Orton with an uppercut. Orton sends Reigns into the ring then stares down Kane. Kane holds Joey Mercury back cuz he’s bout to hurt some.

Orton heads back in the ring, and Reigns hits him with a leaping clothesline. Orton with rights. Reigns with an uppercut. Orton hits a clothesline. Another. Reigns deflects a powerslam, but is unable to escape a backbreaker. Orton sets up for the DDT off the ropes, but Roman escapes and hangs up Orton. Reigns stares down Rollins and Kane, then turns and runs to hit the dropkick on the apron. Reigns cocks and gets ready. Superman punch is comin. Orton stands, side steps the punch, then hits a Powerslam to the returning Reigns! He sets Reigns up on the apron! DDT to Reigns!!! Orton hears voices! He calls for it. Reigns stands slowly. Orton goes for it, Reigns pushes, Orton stops, turns. SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!! Reigns looks to run the ropes as Orton escapes the ring, but Kane grabs the leg of Reigns and uppercuts Reigns on the outside!

Official Result: Roman Reigns via DQ

Rating: **1/2

J&J and Kane and Rollins all run to the other side to attack Orton! They all get some stomps in until Reigns flies over the top rope onto all men!! Seth is there to send Reigns into the ringpost, though! Seth sends Orton into the ring, then he and Kane follow. They attack but Orton tries to fight out. J&J, Seth, and Kane all attack Orton. Reigns enters the ring, but the numbers get to him as well.

Here’s Ambrose!!! He heads in and takes down Rolins! Then sends Joey to the outside! Jamie to the outside! Kane sends Kane out. All four men from the Fatal Four Way are in the ring. Seth is in the corner. Orton scares him into the middle of the ring, and Reigns hits a spear!!! Orton waits for just a second then hits an RKO to Reigns!!! Orton stands over Reigns!!

DIRTY DEEDS FROM AMBROSE!!!

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